/k/ It's finally gone too far >Be me >In bathroom

>>31856956
>crayfish

That's a giant crawdad

Wait your saying that you don't normally jack off to WW2 tanks?

>>31856956
I come here from /his/ and this is what I see.

>>31857582
Is tank masturbation normal at /his/ too?

>>31857508

I know, right?

I have tank models, tank posters, videos of tanks in action, audio files of tank engines...sometimes I even cosplay as a tank. I believe there should be a separate washroom for those of us who gender-identify as tank.

>>31856956
>Too far
Boy, you just started the journey to becoming a true /k/ommando

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>>31856956
Here, I'll help you out for next time you have to rub one out. This one's done it for me a few times.

>>31857120
>That's a giant crawdad
*crayfish

>>31860171
Craydad**

>>31860224
Crawfather***

>>31860224
we've been over this, Crawvon doesn't have a father.

>>31860264
Craywifesson****

>>31860487
Craydiddy*****

It's a fucking crawfish you stupid cunts.

>>31856956
>not taking a cold shower
Hot water dries out your skin brah. Cold showers will boost your testosterone and make your skin and hair look healthier.

>>31857594
fucking kek

>>31860575
Crayfish you hick

>>31856956
>>31857120
>>31860171
>>31860224
>>31860264
>>31860487
>>31860575

>assuming he's a father
>assuming he identifies as a fish

Disgusting. When did /k/ get so craycist? The proper term is crustaceans American. I bet you guys get together every so often and boil some local crustaceans just for looking at your women wrong. Regular Cray Clux Clan shit.
#lobsterlivesmatter

>>31860600
Whoa motherfucker. I'm from South Louisiana. We're coonass/cajun down here,not some dumb, inbred, sister fucking, stump jumping hick. Watch your tone you Yankee doodle noodle in his ass macaroni piece of shit.

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>>31860171
*crawdad

>>31860657
Well I'm from south Texas and they are called crayfish. Plus Louisiana SMELLS BAD

>>31860657
Based south louisiana bro speaks the truth. These "crayfish" yanks probably season with old bay and complain that it's too spicy.

>>31860918
> South Texas

I'm from West Texas and you have guys have more beaners then we do.

>>31860657
LC transplant from Cameron.
>>31860918
It's a giant rotting asshole, what do you expect?

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>>31860627
You win. I laughed really hard

>>31860918
Everyone look at this Mexican intillectual.

They're called crawdads.

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>>31860627
>>31861100
Anyone seen this latest ISIS murder gore?

Shits getting outta hand. Boiled a guy alive.

>>31860583
>believing in old wives tales
Maybe I could believe the part about dried out skin, but comeon, what do you take me for?

>>31860981
Ewww i feel sorry for Northern folk and their lack of flavorful food.

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>>31860627

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Extreme Southeast Louisianian here.
This thread has made me hungry.
Needs more Crab Boil.

>>31863130
985 here. I need the season to start back up.

>>31856956
Somebody screencap this thread...

>>31864057

lurk more

>>31857508
I'll have you know I only jack off to WWII planes.

>>31856956
>>31857120
>>31860171
>>31860224
>>31860264
>>31860466
>>31860487
>>31860566
>>31860575
>>31860600
*river-lobster

>>31865219
*mud bug

>>31865219
*river-nigger

>>31865232
*freshwater snib snab

>>31856956
>(((crayfish)))
does anyone else into crickhoppers?

>>31863154
985 here as well. Didn't know we had this many coon asses on here

I am kinda in the same situation. Took laptop to shit. Wife thinks I'm jacking it to porn. I'm really shitting while watching instructional video on how to clean my one day old Ar15. I "admitted" to self abuse. She tells her mom everything. I would never hear the end, if I told them how much I love my guns.

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>>31857594
it's just a good solid tank

>>31864789
Fuck off kyle

>>31857120
Crawfish.

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>>31865581
The real enemy here is Australia with it's "yabbie" bullshit

337 bro heretic here. Never gave a shit about crawfish. The seasoning is all that matters in the end

OP here. It's crayfish you fucking mongs.

its a lobstiny.

it evolves into a lobster

>>31860918
Im from North Texas and they're crawdads.