So I was cleaning my stuff and noticed some white goo. This

That looks like seme-
>filename
What the hell are you using for lube?

I too sometimes ejaculate on my gunfu

>>31845540
If you live with another male in the house (a son, a brother, or a creepy uncle), they're jacking off all over your bolt carrier.

If you don't, your dog is fucking it.

>>31845540
Anon it's okay to be gunsexual here, we won't judge you.

>>31845540
ok after some googling it turns out that ballistol and some other lube will turn into white goo when in contact with water, I used water to remove salts before applying ballistol.

Thank fuck nobody else creampied my gun.

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>>31845540
>cumming on your BCG

now use it to stir the brownie mix

>>31846071
>Thank fuck nobody else creampied my gun.
>nobody else

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>>31845540
Where grown men fuck guns

anyone screencap yet?

>>31846200
You disgust me

>>31846200
excluding your post and mine, there's only like 10 posts.

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>>31846200
way to tank the thread newfag.

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>>31846200

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>>31846116

This has potential.
Drawfags or /ak/ should make some silly art with "lol it's actually ballistol"

Or someone test this themselves with water and gun lube and see if they can produce some interesting results.

btw don't google cum on guns, the results don't have a lot of guns.

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Reminds me of pic related.

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>>31846419
Please don't do this.

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>2017
>Hillary has taken office
>passes sweeping gun bans, wage gap is banned, sexual discrimination is banned no matter what your gender identity is
>but there's a weird loophole in it
>the way the law is written, whatever your registered sexuality is, it is now illegal to discriminate against you based on whatever sexuality you have chosen
>hundreds of government approved sexualities, and you can write in your own
>you are sitting at home, alone, noguns for the first time since you were born
>about to hang yourself while looking at your official government mandated gender identification card
>suddenly you get an idea
>in the "other" box, you write "ammosexual"
>in the description, you say you are aroused by any and all firearms and their ammunition
>send the letter off, wait to see if it worked
>6 months later get your gender identity card, it has "ammosexual" printed on it
>you go to the last gunshop in the county, it sells water pistols and horse dildos now
>you tell the shop keeper that you are an ammosexual and demand him to make you a gun
>he is forced to comply by the gender identity protection police which monitor all citizens at all times
>he goes to the back, luckily you know he was a gunsmith
>makes you a crude 1911, and then reloads about 20 rounds
>you head outside, when you are stopped by a 400lb disabled transmanboy otherkin demidolphin policemyn who tells you to drop your gun
>"not so fast, pig" you sneer, pulling out your gender identity card
>"see, I'm an ammosexual, I need this gun to achieve sexual release which the UN declared a human right!"
>the policemyn shits xir pants
>"b-be safe, citizen" she stammers, unable to stop you
>eventually you tell your friends and family, they too write in "ammosexual" as their gender
>suddenly gunsmiths pop-up all over the country, being forced to produce weapons for the massive increase in ammosexuals in the population
>FA, SBRs, SBSs, AOWs, DDs, everything is available to you
>no one can stop you either

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>>31846783

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>>31846783
Capped it for everyone

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>>31846783