I have decided that once I graduate, I am joining the military.

>>31827113
You'd betyer serve your country if you just became an hero.

>>31827124
I'm new. I do not understand what you mean.

>>31827133
Kek, /k/ is only for oldfags. If you can't triforce, kys.

>>31827133
Be an hero

>>31827113

Air Force is gayer
Coast guard is fake and gay
Navy is the gayest
Marines are even gayer than that

While Army doesnt really scream "Im hetrosexual" its probably your best bet

>>31827165
Sucking dick isn't gay is it?

USE THE GENERAL

YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER

I BET YOU SUCK ALL THE DICKS

>>31827165
He'll still be taking that big green weinie deep anon.

>>31827165
My Army DS actually penetrated me when we were alone in the barracks. If that ain't gay, IDK what is.

>>31827113
Depends on who wins the election.

If you want to have a career outside the military avoid the marines like the plague. Air Force would provide you with the best options but it's the least military-like branch.

>>31827202

Surely not ALL the dicks, Anon.

>>31827113
I came real close to joining the Navy out of High school. I wanted to be the crusty old mechanic that you rarely see outside the bowels of the ship in old WWII movies. Then I realized that ships aren't Diesel anymore.

>>31827240
Since when retard?

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>>31827240

>>31827373
Subs and carriers

>>31827113
If this post is dubs. You just joined the Marines nigger.

>>31827658
Well, you're luckier than I was.

>>31827113
What was the special ed program like at your school?

>>31827113
>inb4 driver advance

If you aren't in ROTC (and you are definitely not in an academy) quite a few options are closed to you IIRC. Talk to a recruiter about it.

>>31827113
>joining the military under Hillary

Don't, you'll be drafted for the upcoming war with Russia anyway

If you are straight, and like to act gay, the army is for you

If you are gay, and like to act gay, the navy is for you

If you are gay, and like to pretend like you are straight, the marines are for you

If you are a little bitch, and want everyone to know it, the air force is for you

The coast guard isn't even part of the DoD right now so don't even

>>31829708
lol not being in ROTC has absolutely nothing to do with job opportunities. It's all about education, ASVAB, and currently open jobs.

>>31829731
Soo...get drafted and thrown shit deep, or enlist and get time to train and adjust.

But seriously op look at other options good and hard. Peace time military is gay as fuck, indescribably gay. And I don't imagine it's a whole lot better with some fighting.
If you're a faggot that wants free school go national guard. Otherwise avoid it if at all possible.

>>31827177
Just because you cut down a few trees doesn't make you a lumberjack

>>31829960
You can build hundreds of houses and your an architect. But you fuck one goat and all of a sudden your a muslim.

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>>31827113
join the air force, work decent hours, enjoy life, and learn a useful skill if you can while youre at it
>inb4 chairforce
literally no reason to join any other branch than empty elitism. take it from someone who turned down airforce for another branch

>>31830062
Go Infantry and hate life or try to get into Coast Guard and not hate life.
I regret so much.

y tho

>>31831232
Im going Coast Guard, really fuckin excited

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>>31827113

I did my time as a Corpsman from 2011-2016. I loved my time in, but I knew when it was time to go, it was time to go.

The GI Bill is pretty sweet, and I got to use Tuition Assistance even while I was on sea duty. Managed to hammer out my AA and I'm one year away from my Bachelor's Degree.

Shit's awesome, but you have to drink the Kool-Aid for a while

>>31827160
Do it then, faggot

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>>31827113
If you want to make a career for yourself then navy or airforce.

If you want to feel look at me I'm military then marines army

If you don't want to be in the military then coastguard

Ranking really goes airforce navy marines army cg

America is already fucked from within
Glhf

Hope your mom gets a folded flag for Christmas.

>>31831232
>>31831606
Don't go Coast Guard. Fucking stolen valor faggots.

0-2: Army
3-5: Navy
6-8: AF
9: Muhreen Core
Dubs: an hero

>>31832239
Awwww is the little marine sad?

>>31832713
Not him but we all know coast guard is fucking useless

>>31832766
Sounds like someone's mad that no one is taking their big bad combat MOS seriously

>>31832766
>not him

100% confirmed as him

>>31832766

>join Coast Guard
>get stationed in Florida
>nice weather
>hot girls
>ride around and shoot fiddy cals at drug runners.

Pretty sweet gig tho m8.

>>31827165
>>31829771
All these gay jokes about the navy. I bet you faggots dont even like traps.

>>31832495
Let's do this

>>31827113
Make right choice, joind Donetsk militia

>>31832495
gimmw dubs senpai

>>31832788
>implying any of us are him

>>31832798
It is a sweet gig, but that doesn't mean they're part of the real military. The Coast Guard is just a militarized border patrol in boats.

>>31834266
"The only military that protects our borders is not apart of the 'real military'" says disgruntled janitor currently working in the Marines infantry.

>>31832809
I used to work with a navy guy who would get down on his knees between people legs to eat bananas

>>31834416
>The only military that protects our borders
They all do that.