Have thee heard what our holyness pope innocent III is attempting to enact ,a ban on crossbow going to go to my local smith to get a order in before it gets enacted . what are you guys getting your plebian to make for you?
Christians should kill each other in more gentlemanly ways, but you can still get crossbows to remove scaracen.
>>31812570
Say hi to the inquisition when they come for your crossbow.
>>31812732
Nay my housecarl shall shoulder the blame
Show me paintings of your EDC. Mine is paint related.
What is your view on concealed carry? The local sheriff here just outlawed it saying that only a rogue uses daggers and a man of clear conscience hasn't got the need for one. I don't care though because I get to use one seeing as I am a retainer in my lords army.
>>31812732
T'was the greatest of mishaps, Sire.
Tapestry related.
>>31812570
>are you here to execute my pup, royal inquisitor?
>>31812874
How would you conceal that bow of yours, good sir?
Furthermore, that bow won't do you any good in close combat, think fo the 210 foot rule.
Would any of you honourable gentlemen know where I might be able to trade coin for a crossbow please do inform me and also your holds adress
>>31812897
Nay dear friend however do Inform me where does one acquire a crossbow
>>31812 giving a local peasent 5 grains of wheat a day to carry my knife into town solves this problem hr gets whipped if caught I am heathen free
>>31812922
>suggesting that I need to conceal it
I am in service of the lord thus I am a kings man, I will make sure to tell thy mother next time I go out philandering.
>close combat
Heh youngling, fare thee well if you think you would get even close to use that little blade of yours. Even then good luck at penetrating my gambeson you swine. Whatever you could produce I am very sure that it would lack any penetrating abilities.
>>31812880
Thou hath ascended my sides to the heavenly bodies.
>>31812570
>smith
A steel bow? are you seriously lacking funds or just simple of mind? A horn bow will yield you more range and is safer to use. Don't be a jew, buy a hornbow.
>>31813300
Do you dare question my loyalty to God you heathen revoke that comment before this goes to fat
>>31813300
>dont be a jew
Some phrases are timeless i guess.
>>31813345
Far*
>fuck broke character
>>31813085
Nice try, Sheriff of Meade, Crossbows and Incense
>>31813349
Do you see the future you witch ?
>>31813367
I am no sherrif I am but a simple farmer who stumbled apon a dead Lord and made better use of his personal funds on his person
Where can I buy a AR-1500 crossbow needs to have good range got some local peasant I want to go shot while relieving my bowls ??
>>31813374
I hath loathed the lowly merchant jew since his slaying of our holy Lord, sometime last century
>>31813454
By Christ they must be stopped only if we could round them up in a single citidel and have them all killed at a alarming rate
>>31812570
it is "hast thou heardest" thou illiterate horse-fucker
>"""Peaceful Irish & Scandi Monks"""" invade village everydy
>Attempt to acquire crossbow
>Nay, merry fellow, for the King doth not permit it
>Attempt to buy magnificent charger
>Nay, for it consumes too much corn and hay, and don't thou dare be jolly
The letter delivery must have failed, let us try that again
Assistance please!
There appears to be something wrong with my suit of plate!
parchment attached
Harken, a messenger from yonder advanced civilized nation approaches!!
>>31815211
>>31815211
hark!
hath thinest become a young boy from a foreign land?
>>31812880
You truly would make a fine bard with such jesting!
B-but then how shall I defend thyself against such beasts who wear plated armour?!
>>31812570
I wyll get myne smythe to make me a sword for thyne beheadding. thou art a fool to blaspheme against thyne pope & god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>31812880
Exemplorary gutteral chortle
>>31812874
>he fell for the buckler myth
Tell me verily, you jest in irony.
>>31815471
MAKE HALT! 'TIS THE TIME OF THE HAMMER!
don't mind me, time traveller in serve of the lord passing through
>>31815676
You filthy knave! What witchery I doth thou have afoot?
Hast thou heardest about the abominations the Saracen blacksmiths have come up with?
Truly, no god fearing Crusader would wield anything but a sword in the shape of cross of our Lord.
Canst thou imagine the damage this curved heathen cleaver would do to a righteous Christian?
>>31812570
>Have thee heard what our holyness pope innocent III is attempting to enact ,a ban on crossbow going to go to my local smith to get a order in before it gets enacted . what are you guys getting your plebian to make for you?
Hath ye heareth*
Also, plebeian isn't old English. Say knave.
>>31815211
>Scrollname
Heartiest of keks
>>31812880
I have not scoffed so hard since the Ottomans attempted to a stronghold.
I have a most unholy problem the knaves are questioning my authority and my gaurd have left my presense what shall thee do I hear the knocking at my halls door?
Hast thou hearth of the impending crusade what is your crusade araments and how may I sneak my crossbow through his holiness grasp
>>31813068
Comest to mine holdfast 13 leagues west of the abode of Northumbrias duke, upon the break of day, and you shall see a shrouded figure awaiting you with a selection of crossbows for the choosing. I amst of the persuasion that crossbowns suit not my desire for a bow of Yew, and I shan't be subjected to the pain of absence a moment longer.
>>31813530
Make not haste about such ill begotten and ill effecting matters, saracen hordes are of present a more pressing concern, and we will be found liberating the holy land from the grips of lucifers servants not seasons from this day, if our liege can find it in himself to remove his behind from the throne and free our lands from the grips of traveling, conspiring merchants of thy crescent noses
>>31815471
>1500 A.D
>needing a crossbow to fell a plated foe
Do you also need a doll of straw made for thine children to slumber peacefully?
>>31817863
I heardest of thy steel of damascus forged to shape an unholy pattern upon the steel of saracen sabers
The sacrilege of these saracens knows no bounds, they willst bring us into the wrath of god if we fail to halt their work of luciferious intent
>>31815631
>>31815590
>The moment when YOU (yes. You) notice there's no buckler there
It's been so long since I had good reason to post this
>>31820554
JUST DEAL WITH IT!
>>31819880
>My Visage When a /k/night finally gains the light of truth of my joke
Hark! Relinquish thy arms, yeoman, for it is surely the Current Yeare
Wherefore has the urchin of the local hamlet been struck down by the watchman, when by God's wounds he hath not done anythinge and he hath been knowne as a good boy