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my heart is racing. I just went to the gun store to pick up an

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my heart is racing. I just went to the gun store to pick up an M&P 15 Sport II that I looked at the other day and I was 99.99% sure the clerk was a /k/ommando. I said

"Hey, I came in to buy an entry level AR, I looked at the M&P 15 Sport II the other day, do you still have one in stock?"

He picks one off the rack, checks the chamber, and hands one over the shelf, asks me "what made you choose the M&P?"

"I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, "kys" haha but I think I'm gonna go with that over the Ruger because it's made more closely to the Colt design."

The guy looked at me kind of strange and was like "sounds good, what's "kys?""

My mind raced, I had to figure out what to say, I started with "kindly..." and I got really red, I do every time I get really mad or embarrassed. It felt like everyone was staring at me, I just sunk into a black hole and wanted out. I accidentally swept a few people desperately trying to hand back the AR and escape the situation, which the clerk saw. I'm pretty sure I'm never going back there. It sucks because they're the only store with a range anywhere near me and all I wanted was an AR to pass down to my family in the future.

Please tell me a /k/ommando was there and I can explain why that happened and apologize. I really really want this to be over with.

My questions are:

I feel like I am going to be reported somehow. Who would take a report like this and how can I contact them and explain myself?
How long do clerks/salespeople generally stay at one lgs?
Has this ever happened to anybody else?
Will people always secretly be laughing at or judging me?
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I think clerks at your LGS judge everyone who comes in although I am sure he is judging you extra. Looks like it's GunBroker.com for you.
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>>31812141
What do they judge people on?
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>>31812141
this is a very nice picture by the way
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What the fuck man, you sound like you had a panic attack over talking with someone.
Maybe you should get that checked out before handling a firearm?
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>>31812080
kys

But honestly stop meming irl and acknowledge you come off as a bit of a nerd to people and embrace it.

>Will people always secretly be laughing at or judging me

I will anon, I will.
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You should've just told him it was an inside joke or hidden your power level in the first place. Fucking spergs
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Jesus fuck. Did you at least clean up the spaghetti?
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>>31812080
kys
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/k/ has not seen this level of autism for a long, long time. legendary
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>>31812080
You should make it up to him by offering to suck his dick next time you go back.
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>>31812080

Oh my goodness
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>>31812080
I work in a gunstore and look like a normal dude finishing up their degree and working part time.

Point is, I see people who browse /k/ come in all the time, you can just tell who goes on 4chan by the way they look and speak. Especially the speech, the way they rate things and pass over things as if they've got hundreds of hours of experience with the firearm. Anyways, I've seen you people and you don't it even know it. Next time you're in a gunstore ask yourself "do I really want to meme it up?" Because most likely you will get made fun of on the board you call home.
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>>31812080
wait, you actually said "kys" as part of a sentence?

what?
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>>31812557
do you not?
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>>31812233
>What the fuck man, you sound like you had a panic attack over talking with someone.
>Maybe you should get that checked out before handling a firearm?

This tbqh f@m ...

Amd remember, this is 20-30% of this board. People that often can't drive or work but feel entitled to semi-automatic firearms

Oh wait,

>shallnotbeinfringed.meme
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>>31812681
>that webm
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people that say kys, even on 4chan, are shit tier, and your stupid ass is saying it irl. "i was sure he was a /k/ommando" what the fuck is that. of course youre an ar15 fag too "to pass down to your """family""". you deserved it, now you can either get the fuck over it and stop being a fag or you can fuck off and be a fag. do a mental inventory and see if you should really have a gun. do some LSD and youll either find out if you are mentally ill or youll learn how to not be such a fag.

bait/10
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>>31812681
holy fuck sandnig actually commit suicide
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>>31812544
I have put hundreds of hours of research into my purchase. Do you treat these people any differently? Would you deny them purchase or range membership?
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>>31812153
Judging is broken down into 3 categories-
-technical proficiency
-ability to repeat original intent
And
-stamina during the timed 3 day drinking event
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>>31812617
it's a leafy meme
straight from 14 year olds
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>>31812080
Now Tommy, everybody here knows you can't legally own guns.
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>>31812681
>Shall not be infringed is a meme

Pls go back to Huffington Post
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>saying "kay why es" in public.
>In a fucking gun store.

I can't be the only one who screencapped this.
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>>31812080

Dude, kys isn't even a /k/ thing. It's on the same level as "desu senpai". It's shit that started on facebook and twitter from fucking casual mobile users that have ruined the internet and it somehow ended up here.
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>>31812080
wat
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OP, what were some tip-offs that you were sure it was a /k/ommando at the gun counter?
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>>31812080
Gun counter sales dude at lgs reporting in. You would not be reported for saying KYS. If the clerk actually knew what "kys" meant he would just assume you are an autist and make sure you passed the background check and proceed like normal. If you contact them and try to explain yourself that is a good way to get put on a no sale list son. (aka store level denial) Most people I know that work at Lgs tend to stay as long as they can even if just part time on weekends just to keep the 20% or more discount on guns and ammo etc. I would say 5 years or more minimum. I have never had an autist come up to me and say anything as retarded as kys. Yes people will always be secretly laughing at you as long as you drop dank memes irl. I would probably be laughing with you tho because I am also an autist.
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>>31816203
Include me in the screen cap, I want to be /k/ famous.
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OP here. I had to wait him out until closing around closing (9:00) to coyly ask another employee if I could come in and grab my wallet and keys. He seemed fine but likely knew who I was as soon as I had asked for my belongings. I was too timid to ask if I could still purchase the AR, being that I did not want to raise further suspicion. I plan to try again in about a week.

>>31816541
One of the cars in the parking lot (that I thought was his car) had a "grab SKS, go innawoods" sticker. Upon further investigation this was not his car, but a similar model.


>>31816561
How do people end up on the no sale list?
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whoever the fuck started the trend of initializing kill yourself should fucking kill themselves.
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>>31817242
People end up on a no sale list for a bunch of different reasons. It could be as simple as you messing up on one of the qualifying questions. Like if you answer that you smoke pot, or that you are not the actual buyer of the firearm etc. At least it is store policy where I work, not sure about other fun shops. Also if you come in high, drunk or with tears rolling down your cheek. Ask for the cheapest gun and say you don't care what it is and that you are only going to use it one time. Basically don't be a retard and you will be fine. Everyone that works with me at my gun shop is awesome........ except Bill......fuck Bill.....
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>>31817443
So I'm going to be fine after saying "kys" at my lgs?

I've never handled a gun before and this was going to be my first purchase as suggested in an AR thread, so whatever graces I've learned I've learned through "what not to do at the range threads" and youtube. I was grossly unprepared for the situation presented today.
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he was definitely not a /k/ommando if he didn't know what kys meant

no one is going to report you for being retarded
it's a job so they either stay there til they get sick of it and quit or find a new job
no
you're fucking retarded so i'm not even going to laugh
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>>31812080
Here are two tips:

Don't talk about 4chan shit outside of 4chan. Period.

And realize that probably no one noticed your little weird moment or even cared.

Take the following however you like, but at least hear me out: You sound like you have some issues with self esteem and anxiety. Just live your life and don't worry about how others might judge you for the little stuff, I guarantee that guy probably Did not even give it a second thought after you left. You might consider talking to someone, possibly a professional.
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>>31817620
I am 100% sure nothing will happen to you. Us mythical gun store counter operators don't have as much powers as our customers think. As long as you are not threatening bodily harm to someone etc we are not gonna call the cops on you or something kek. Carrying a loaded gun at work is nice tho.
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>>31817732
>>31817736

Wow, thank you both. I just had placed so much value in the purchase of a firearm, something I could enjoy and relate to others over. I had viewed the community as maybe a little harsh and judgemental, and the anxiety just came flowing as soon as I thought that I had just blown my chance at becoming involved in the hobby.
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>>31817732
>don't talk about 4chan shit outside of 4chan
I do it all the time. It's so fun to sneak in a subtle offensive remark here and there.
Hell, I did it earlier today.
>friends talking about a board-game-style murder mystery game, "who killed khalim?"
>"Are you sure he didn't just blow himself up?"
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OP no one gives a fuck.

Go back tomorrow and buy your fun. Try to feel less like an autist.
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> I accidentally swept a few people desperately trying to hand back the AR and escape the situation, which the clerk saw.

This is why you should stay away from /arg/, kids.

>I had to wait him out until closing around closing
>to coyly ask another employee if I could come in and grab my wallet and keys

Nigga, what do you mean? You waited him out while your wallet and keys were inside? Fucking golden.
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You fucked up not the moment you said kys but the moment you didn't tell him you thought for sure he was someone in the online community you visit and that kys was just an inside joke.

You don't even sound mentally stable enough to be handling a firearm. You have to be a calm and rational person, and if yu can't even handle a situation like that, sorry but you probably shouldn't be messing with guns.
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>>31812233
>>31812681
>>31812766
>>31818311

tfw most of /k/ is objectively in favor of gun control
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>m&p

He probably thought you were a faggot anyway
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>>31818460

There's that meme again. Oh, you!
Let me guess, you bought the same rifle with a Colt rollmark?
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>>31818357
fuck off, gun control stops me from getting a gun and I'm not mentally ill/unstable.
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>>31818255

I wanted to wait until he left until I got my wallet and keys so I stayed in a place where I could watch the parking lot but they couldn't see me. Luckly there was a grocery store nearby and I had enough cash on hand for a snack and water while waiting for him to finish his shift.
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>>31812080
Okay, first of all, telling someone to kill themselves in a gunstore is probably the most autistic thing I've ever heard of.

Second of all, you fucking sperg, you don't fucking tell anyone you aren't friends with to kill themselves IN PERSON. That's weapons grade retardation.

Third of all, you fucking chimp, you can't assume someone browses this board. At all. Ever.

Fourth of all, there are other gun stores and plenty of other shitty AR15s to go around.

Please take this test and post your results : https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
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>>31818460

lol
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>>31818773
Your score was 16 out of a possible 50.
Scores in the 0 - 25 range indicate little or no Autistic traits.

Obviously I'm not autistic. Do you find it difficult to articulate without aggression?
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>>31818773
And as a correction to that statement I said "I know, kys" as in he would be telling me "kys" on /k/
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>>31818982
Wait, so you're saying you said kys in reference to yourself?

Maybe I'm the retard
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>>31812080
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCUMv120oCw

"What is it like to fire an AR-15? It’s horrifying, menacing and very very loud.

It felt to me like a bazooka — and sounded like a cannon.

But mostly, I was just terrified.

Squeeze lightly on the trigger and the resulting explosion of firepower is humbling and deafening (even with ear protection).

The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable."

Gersh Kuntzman
Globalist Propagandist
New York Daily News
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What the fuck did he say that made you think he browses /k/?

Also, you legitimately should leave /k/ for a while if you are uncontrollably spouting memes. It's just a website faggot, don't be like the plebbitors and 9gaggers who think their website has a "community."
I would fuck any of you over and never let any of you into my bunker during the apocalypse, no matter how dank your memes are.
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>>31812080
>haha know your stuff haha get it haha
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>>31812080
this is full blown autism
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>>31812681
>>31818357
and you fuckers call me a statist because i browse /pol/
i hope the jews take your guns away
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>>31818696
the autism is unbearable
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>>31818357

I didn't say that I'm in favor of strict gun control. maybe OP can control himself and evaluate whether he should have an AR.

Of course I get told to off myself for my comment but "shall not be infringed" is spouted all the time on this site without any thought into what it means. I think it's your duty to your fellow man to think long and hard before you buy weaponry to keep in your home. I'm not saying the govt should pass/fail you.

OP may literally be on the autism spectrum. Likely he is.

>>31813873
>>31812768

> autists who got their fee-fees hurt someone might not want mentally ill people demanding to be sold ARs.

Don't worry, I am very suspicious of most forms of gun control. Enjoy your Second Amendment rights
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>>31818255
What is /arg/? I typed it as a 4chan URL and got a 404
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>>31812080
So a clerk asks you nicely about your choice without even judging you, and your answer is "I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, kill yourself" ???

And you say that in a gun store.

to someone you don't even know.

Fucking autist. I'm a useless socialy awkward NEET riddled with psychological disorders and even I do not sperg like this.
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>>31818847
I got 14, get yourself checked out, autist. Maybe something is wrong with your mother's ovaries!
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>>31818773
I got 27 fuck yeah. Thread high score.
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>>31819342
I got 34
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>>31819429
I don't think I'm autistic
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>>31818637
Quit being black then.
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>>31819832
lel
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>>31816365
desu senpai is a 4chan meme. Unless you're talking about desu senpai
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>>31812080
Holy fuck you're an austist

You should have just said "Oh, sorry. It's an internet joke" and played it off and went on with your day.
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>>31812141
As i was running a dudes background today he said and i quote "obama redefined the 'n' word"

like, dude, none of us liked obama, but come the fuck on
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>>31820181
fuckin right? who the fuck says "the n word"
like its 5th grade or something?
just fuckin say nigger
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>>31820181
also another good one

>dude walks into store
>looking for a first gun
>wants a pump shotgun
>not necessarily what i would recommend but hey he wants it so he can get one
>sold out, some on the way from distributors
>let him know, he browses around a bit
>show him some other shotguns, insists on it being an 870 or a 500
>inquire as to why
>"well i asked on /k/ and they were the most recommended for pump shotguns"
>says he will be back in a week or so to see if we get any in
>ask if he wants to be called when one comes in, declines just says he'll be back
>came back a week later and havent seen him since

granted this was MONTHS ago, but come the fuck on man, why would you ever mention /k/ to a complete stranger?

also i found out yesterday we can get 590's for nearly the price of the 500, like legit $10 more

i am so getting one
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>>31820193
not to mention, the fuck does "redefined the n word" even fucking mean? if i call somebody a nigger, theyre not gonna be a politician in a fucking suit, theyre gonna be some skinny moron who didnt graduate high school, reeks of weed, and has his pants halfway down his legs

speaking of reeking of weed...another good one

>two blackguards come into store
>dude 1 bought a Scorpion from us a bit back, loved it, has his CPL and everything so hes super good to go
>this time he brought a friend to show him all the cool shit we get
>hes looking for his first AR
>boss gives him a good rundown of basic differences between brands for entry ARs
>dude 1 and 2 left their girls in the car, and they got bored
>now, both guys were sober af, both girls smelled of weed hardcore
>one of our regulars/former employee chatting with em while boss goes through this like 20 minute course on taking care of an AR and disassembly etc.
>once hes done, guys decide to take a minute to think
>boss goes out for a smoke
>dude 1 sees we have a Bren, which we have had for MONTHS, some interest, but theyre not super cheap guns
>give him the rundown on it, he LOVES it
>we also have the magpul d60 in
>pull one out, slap it in the Bren
>dude is in LOVE with the combination
>says he'll take both
>ring him up
>comes out to like $2200 after tax
>mfw he pulls out two rolls of 20's, each held together by a rubber band, dont even want to know how the money was acquired
>each roll is exactly $1k, yuup i dont even wanna know
>gets a proceed, says hes gonna hit up the range
>comes back a few days later
>says it wasnt cycling
>mention it may be the gas setting
>he brings it in
>yup was the gas setting
>hit it with a little lube, change the gas setting, put a few rounds through our test pit, no problems
>even more excited to go shoot it

havent seen him since, but man selling that bren made our day
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>>31818847
Don't worry OP I scored a 38 and regularly get placed somewhere high on the autism spectrum on these kinds of tests, but I've learned how to function in social situations without dropping the spaghetti like you did. Try to always plan out what you'll say in response to potential questions. If it's about something I'm buying I'll usually just say I like a feature of the product, or have had a good experience with the manufacturer's products in the past. I try to avoid eye contact while doing this so I can focus on what I'm going to say. Simple, short, and dry responses will get you far in life.
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>>31818773
>Your score was 40 out of a possible 50.
>Scores in the 33 - 50 range indicate significant Austistic traits (Autism).
well fuck, it's not like I didn't know this already
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>>31820250
i mean king niggers greatest accomplishment was gibbing da gibs so he is a nigger
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>>31819234
>think long and hard before you buy weaponry to keep in your home

just like Tyrone does when he breaks in through the window frame

you need to defend yourself if posed with a deadly threat in the time that emergency crews respond. We give retards M4s all the time. It's called the United States Military. This is what we believe here, if you're not on board get out.
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>>31812467
>You are my target.
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>>31812080
silly autists, real life is for normal people!
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Everytime I think this place can't get more autistic...
Anyways OP I wouldn't worry about it too much, the guy might think you are a bit odd but that doesn't disqualify you based on the verbiage of the ATF form. Don't try to talk about 4chan shit outside of the site (I love shooting the shit and talking firearms with yall, but wouldn't want to hang out with most of you irl)
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>>31812080
You're a fucking sperg holy shit
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So you all are a wild bunch who identify themselves to be on the autism spectrum and forcibly insult one another when you behave autisticly?
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>>31821432
Are you just now realizing this?
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>mfw this entire fucking thread

Holy shit someone screencap this before it dies.
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Why the fuck would you ever use a meme in real life

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Have you considered just never going out in public again?
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>>31812544
>gunstore dubs
What are some "tells" that help you spot a /k/ommando?
Who is worse, the autistic 4chan user or Fuddy McFudd?
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>>31818773
>22
Not the 22 I was expecting, but you can't find the other in stores now.
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>>31812080
Kys is the most retarded insult I can remember. It literally takes all the meaning out of the original phrase. It's like how people write "lol" but just smile a bit, it's no substitute for an actual hearty laugh.

For instance, the explanation that the individual wasn't worth the time or effort to write out the actual fucking phrase is more of an insult than "kys"

And the fact that you'd use it in real life conversation is even worse
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9/50... Kinda thought it would be higher honestly. Mostly cause I'm Asian and get a hard on for numbers.
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>>31818696
OP are you alright man.
Like. For reals. You seem to have some issues. And I don't mean that in like the
>look at the àutism
way but, yeah.

If you wanna talk and shoot the shit some time, id be happy to chat with you. If ya got questions and shit you know.
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>>31818773
13
I'll take it.
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>>31818773
>6/50 reporting
My score is too low for 4chan. I should probably leave, but we're here forever.
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>>31820250
How do you put a D60 magazine on a Bren?
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ranked 26 on that test, fucking assburgers I knew it, even my psych has told me that I have autistic traits to my personality
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>>31818773
17/50, woo!
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>>31818773
>Took test fearing the worst
>16 out of 50
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>>31819091
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>>31818773
That test is fucked there's no way I'm that autistic.
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>>31812080
Autism
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>panic attack trying to answer one normal question with a sane human being by using internet slang
>afraid to go back in, wants to wait for all employees to quit
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>>31819091
>>31823547

You are more autistic than OP. He's not saying that he's afraid of firearms you fucks. Once he gets over social interaction and finds a routine at the range he'll be fine.

I don't see anywhere in the thread where he says he's afraid of shooting a rifle. Calling someone a sperg makes you no less of a sperg.
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>>31819241
go to /k/ and do a ctrl+f for /arg/
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>>31812080
Why the fuck would you randomly tell the guy to kill himself? Did you not like him or were you so fucking autistic, memes move out of your mouth on its own?

>assuming some stranger is a "/k/ommando" like a retard
>sprouting retard memes like a retard
>sperg about it and swept people like a reatard
>most likely ran out like a retard
>watch and wait like a goddamn creep for the employee to leave
>to retrieve wallet and keys because HE FUCKING LEFT WITHOUT THEM
seriously fucking stay away from guns, you can't handle a common social interaction, lose control of yourself the minute you fuck up like the retard you were born to be, and have no reasonable coping method, imagine what would you do if you had a fucking gun.
>eh-eh this may-may is from 4cha
>you know the place where-
>they-y suggest this b-battle gun
>here let-let me show you
>*pose, sweep and nd*
>t-they said keep load to shoo dindu!
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>>31820351

I've made a plan to just practice the scenario at home for a week or two before I go back. I know going back will be hard, especially if I get the same clerk, if it proves to be difficult I'll just ask for another. I'm going to work through some dry responses and maybe make some questions on flash cards or see if someone will help me by asking a few zingers.

What are the mandatory questions they ask?
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>>31819865

I'm taking about the abbreviation of to be honest, family. I forgot about the filter. It seems that recently the flow of internet lingo and shit has reversed. In the past, most things came from 4chan. Now we've got stuff that starts on facebook getting posted here through ironic shitposting or actual facebook transplants.
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>>31824727
Social anxiety isn't the same as not being in control of yourself. I am extraordinarily careful and have no desire to hurt anybody, I already treat guns with the utmost amount of respect and want to continue to improve my knowledge to handle them safely. That's why I'm here.
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>>31824741
I've never really been asked anything out of the ordinary when buying any of my guns, I just ask to see one, look it over, say I'd like to purchase it, then start filling out the 4473. I've only been asked if I need any ammo or cleaning supplies after all the paperwork is done. I'm not very good at small talk so I don't attempt to engage in it.
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>>31824786
>Social anxiety isn't the same as not being in control of yourself
>I already treat guns with the utmost amount of respect
>except when I sweep people sperging about memes and then ran out without my wallet and keys and can't go back until the guy leaves
talk about being in control of yourself
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>>31819124
10/10 would get fucked
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>>31818773
le edgymost post in this thread :^)

>>31818847
>>31819342
>>31819429
>>31819436
>>31820351
>>31820448
>>31822695
>>31823277
>>31823337
>>31823520

I'm curious that all of these are as autistic or more autistic than OP. Some by twofold. You better hope that they don't ban guns to the autistic, who seem to commit the most mass shootings in America. And you're all worried about black people here. Just pointing that out.
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The projection in this thread is strong. Any mention of autism and /k/ wants to lock everyone up in a fucking ward
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>>31818773
I got a score of 17, I feal pretty autistic for actually taking the test tho kek.
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>>31812080
>"I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, "kys" haha but I think I'm gonna go with that over the Ruger because it's made more closely to the Colt design."
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? Its disturbing spergs like you have access to guns.
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CTR strong in this thread

>yes good goy, you should be scared
>you should not have access to guns
even though we are not sure if you've ever been clinical diagnosed with a mental condition
>"it's disturbing you have access to guns"

This is some premium-rate shilling going on here
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What do you all have against memes? They're ubiquitous and at the level of a cultural reference by now. People are exposed to them every day on facebook and twitter, and yes, 4chan.

You shouldn't have to force yourself to talk in a way that makes you uncomfortable. Some people relate things to pop culture, some people use memes, if they don't get it just explain what it is or move on.
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>>31812681
shoot yourself
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>>31825862
>just be you'reself

please stop giving bad advice to anon
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>>31826180
What advice would you give then? Why would you posture to be something you're not?
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>>31826259
I'm probably farther down the autistic spectrum than most people on this board yet even I can understand the benefits of acting like a well-adjusted individual in public. You can be a special snowflake around your friends and family all you like, but the 50 year old teller at the bank doesn't give a shit about your rare peps.
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>>31820351
>TFW you score a 38 also
>TFW you cant express yourself anymore without ironic memes because of your autistic tendency

"hahahaaa j-j-j-just fuck my shit up senpai"
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>>31826318
Just make some friends anon, groups of them have these things called inside jokes that are just like memes.
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>>31826327
That's what I'm trying to do, hopefully this works out.
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>>31812080
kys
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>>31819124
This times one million.

Saying dank memes irl is the exact same thing as that squinty eye faggot that wears the rage face hoodie.

memes irl, not even once
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>>31812681
gross
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>>31813762
its sad that /k/ is mostly filled with these kids nowadays
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>>31819241
heres (you)r (you) retard
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most entertaining thing I've read on /k/ in a long time. you are all autists.
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>>31828045
Autism is cute!

Cute!
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>using internet memes and lingo IRL
KYS
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>>31818091
That's about as subtle as a Spetsnaz operation.
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>>31818773
Fuck....
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>>31812080
I've been to gun stores where they're doing Chesnokov impressions and blasting Riff Raff. No big deal, get over it. In fact you need to go buy that rifle from that guy so he knows no matter the dumb shit you say, you put your money where your mouth is, which puts you above at least 3/4 of the people that walk through his door.

And don't speak in meme acronyms and assume other people will know them, that's just stupid.
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>>31812080
You sound really cute, anon. Please blog more often.
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>>31818773
>score of 27
>basically only the slightest hints of autism
>literally diagnosed with autism ~13 years ago
Kek.
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>>31828808

Calling out the high score on the autism test.

>>31828629 must have given you a run for your money.

inb4 "hahaha anon, I got like 3 out of 20 sucks for all of you autists ahahah right guys?"
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>>31818773
At least I own 4 guns.
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#autismgunrights
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>>31812080
>purposely being autistic in public
that was your first mistake.
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>>31829227
>purposely being autistic

nigga what?
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>>31828901
Heh but it's cool I own guns guys right? Shall not be infringed... R-right?
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>>31829249
wait do you mean that the guy actually has a problem.
I was assuming he was joking.
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>>31812518
I'm not the guy op is talking about but a quick bj would definitely alleviate the situation for me.
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>showing your power level
>ever
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>>31829288
What do you not understand about "shall not be infringed?"

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
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>>31817242
>upon further investigation

dude, you need to chill
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>>31818178
>not getting the boots in the picture

kys
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>>31829362

OP again. I was operating under the assumption that my legal right to own firearms (or at least purchase them at this location, the only range for many miles) was in jeopardy. I didn't want to waste battery on my phone to continue researching as I knew I might be there for a while and wasn't sure if I would need to call someone to pick me up.
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>>31829407
>he's still replying
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OP it's a good thing you didn't explain to him what kill yourself meant because he probably would have denied you a sale under the grounds that he thought you were going to off yourself. that might not be a bad idea actually.
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>>31818773
>20/50
JESUS FUCK I WAS WORRIED THERE FOR A SECOND
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>>31812080
oh geez
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>>31825576
I got 18 and towards the end I thought maybe just completing the test was a sign of autism.
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>>31829538
I think you're on to something.

Only an autist would worry they are an autist.
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>>31829571
Only an autist would take a self-diagnosing autism test posted by an autist on /k/
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>>31829595
Whew, well at least now I know I'm retarded.
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>>31828060
i want to fuck that boat
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>>31825141
I've learned to deal with the negative effects of it pretty well over the years, but I was a pretty sorry case in my teens. As I started to see my chuunibyou syndrome and horrible awkwardness for what it was, I got motivated to learn how to behave more normally and acceptably. It's a lot of hard work, very hard work, as much as trying to become fluent in a language if not moreso. I may have had a rougher time than most due to other issues (depression, severe poverty, emotional abuse) all going on at the same time through my childhood and adolescence. I can't deny that I've had lapses now and then but for the most part I've been able to hold things together since age 25.
I often wonder how the hell I managed to get to where I am today without killing myself or ending up a hobo, and I can't find a good answer. I don't have any special ability or talent beyond what anyone else has. Is it just luck, fate, or am I protected by plot armor as the protagonist of some fucked-up story?
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>>31817242
You fucking camped out, stalked the dude, all on a hunch that he MIGHT have purchased as bumper sticker relating to a hungarian clog carving forum?

Jesus fuck, ill admit ive entertained brief thoughts of doing similar just to satisfy my own paranoia, but ive always just laughed at myself and carried on with my day.

You seriously need to just not use any form of social media or internet for a month, get that shit out of yoyr system and try to interact with normal society.
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>>31812080
More than likely you were a 20-35 second blip on his radar. Big box and mom and pop gun store sales people have better things to worry about than your Spergy ass
Source- current and former large and small gunshop salesman
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>>31818773
Eat it faggots. Thread high score!
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>>31818773
Fug
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>>31830918
Don't worry, you'll still end up a hobo or at the very best committed.
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You fucking autists.
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>>31818982
Did you say "kill yourself" or "kay why ess?"

Also, what ever happened to an hero? Newkiddies didn't understand it and it went away?
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>>31832052
/mlp/ pls go
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>>31832919
Pretty sure he said "Kay why ess"
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>>31812080
They deal with at least ten spergs a day, OP, and give no shits. Go in tomorrow, he won't even remember your face, ffs.
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OP why did you even care what that guy thought of you. He works at a fucking gun store, he's not any better than an autist like you.
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OP here again with good news. I went back and had a great time discussing ARs. The clerk at the store said "if I were buying my first AR I wouldn't buy the Ruger or S&W, you need to check this out and act quick" he showed me a deal on an Aero AC-15M online and said to get that shipped and save some cash. Just ordered mine and saved ~$100.

http://www.schuylerarmsco.com/product.aero-ac-15m-mid-length-complete-rifle-993

Now I can't wait. Thanks for your help anons!
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>>31812681
attractive?
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>>31834706

Holy shit. $580 bucks for an Aero AR?

>Must order by 5PM GMT

Work you cannot end soon enough.
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>telling me I shoud die for suggesting one evaluate one's own mental states before huying a semi-auto rifle
>calling this webm >>31812681 gross

Never change, auties
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>>31835369
Nobody called the webm gross. They called your opinions and existence gross.
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>>31832618
Nah, I have a stable job and a life now. Every day I'm winning.
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>>31835385

I'm not going away since Trump isn't going to win :^)

Although she might be getting indicte, who knows
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>>31817620
Everybody uses dumb acronyms anon, just look at our military.

That has to be the worst reason I've ever heard somebody drop their soap for.
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Antis must love the existence of people like the OP.
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>>31823241
He's talking about the CZ Bren
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Glad to hear things worked out OP. I feel like /k/, for all of it's flaws, helped out on this one. I'm proud of you guys.
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>>31818773
25 masterrace reporting in.

I think it appropriate to have a link to an autism diagnosis test in a Tommy Thyroid thread.
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>>31821204
Or the anon who posted a creepshot of his CCW instructor.
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>>31835730
Yea, I might just have to see that...
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>>31817242

>I had to wait him out
>to get my wallet and keys
>upon further investigation

oh my lawd
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>>31818773
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>>31817242
Fuck dude
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>>31818773
>Your score was 14 out of a possible 50.
>Scores in the 0 - 25 range indicate little or no Autistic traits.

I was a tad nervous it'd tell me I was an aspy. But boy am I relieved.
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WTF DOES KYS EVEN MEAN.
>>31817242
>Upon further investigation this was not his car, but a similar model.
How do you know what model car he has unless you staked out the lot for hours...I really hope they have a no sale list and you name is on it to be honest family, so much hate right now.
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>>31818460
at least a pathetic newfag who didn't spend more than a couple hours doing his research
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>>31819342
>>31819429
>>31819436
>>31825141
>>31830918
iI got a 43, FUG
Married, two happy kids and a huge family with a ton of in laws who I get along with. On the same bowling team for 14 seasons now and the high power shooting club at our range. Same job as a supervisor for almost 11 years and get invited to peoples events constantly.

How the fuck can I be this fucked up and never know it,
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>>31818773
I'm a reclusive 30 year old NEET who spends all day playing vidya and shitposting on 4chan, how is this even possible?
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>>31812681
>tre kronor
>niga
haha fuck :)
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>>31837486
You're a failure and fuck up with no one to blame but yourself?
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>>31837428
>Same job as a supervisor for almost 11 years

Gee, sometimes you don't even have time to realize.
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>>31838128
Nope. You wake up one day and it's less to see in the windshield than you see in the rear view mirror. Enjoy what you have fuckers.
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>>31818773
10/50

I'm OK with this.
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>>31837428
>I got a 43 FUG

Yea, sounds like your life was pretty much shit anyway.


>>31834706
Good on you OP
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>>31812080
>sweeping a store full of people
>running out without your wallet and keys
>waited outside for hours
>contemplated not returning until the man quit

This will go down in the history of cringe. Someone fucking cap this before it dies.
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>>31818773
>Your score was 30 out of a possible 50.
>Scores in the 26 - 32 range indicate some Autistic traits (Aspergers Syndrome).
tellin me shit I already know
feels batman
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>>31819234
an hero (kys (kill yourself)) sand nigget
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>>31819091
This guy flew straight to the top of my "Most Punchable Faces" list.

Others in contention include:
Justin Bieber
That dick from Big Bang theory
Benjamin Netanyahu
Gersh Kuntzman (Yes, he gets 2 entries).
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>>31818773
Scored a 9. Im in the clear i think. What does it mean when youre all the way at the bottom of the spectrum. Is 0 "normal" or complete sociopath with no feelings?
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>>31817242
>I had to wait him out until closing around closing (9:00) to coyly ask another employee if I could come in and grab my wallet and keys.
Holy shit dude, you don't need an AR, you need some XRs.
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>>31818773
wew lads, I got 37/50, what does this mean?
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>>31812080
>all I wanted was an AR to pass down to my family in the future
You should probably work on social skills before you raise children or speak to a woman let alone purchase, own, and fire an AR bud
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>>31812080
Dropped your spaghetti so hard it's no wonder I could hear wet pasta the other day. How do you function?
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>>31841413
Can you operate firearms while on anxiety meds? Or even be in a gun store? Figured that'd be a big no-no.
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>>31841623

>implying social skills are a requirement to own a firearm

gky with the rest of the gun control anons in here
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>using memes IRL
Hello fellow 9gagger x)
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>all he wanted was a meh tier AR15 to pass down to his family
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>>31812080
kys = keep your senses

You failed to do so. :^)
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>>"I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, "kys" haha but I think I'm gonna go with that over the Ruger because it's made more closely to the Colt design."

Fucking kill yourself. Dear god I wish the cops just arrested you right there because clearly you're too socially unsound to be owning firearms.
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>>31812080
Don't meme irl you utter retard. Had a friend like you, don't anymore.
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>>31817443
Scott is that you? Why you hating on Bill?
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>>31812080

>Kys said aloud sounds like kiss

Some anon hit on a gun store clerk cos autism lol
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>>31812233
or you know different things are harder for different people and maybe you shouldn't be so ignorant before you try to judge others ?
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>>31812080

Op you couldn't have just said "Oh it's some internet slang, it means something stupid".

OP sounds like you are really overthinking this shit bro.

You didn't make an loud threats or shout allah Snackbar, so you'll probably be fine. In fact guy guy has probably forgot about it.

Fucking go back in and buy the shit instead of finger fucking it, and you'll be sure he has forgotten.

Part of autism is not being able to read body language and over thinking things, and avoiding situations where you experienced those things in a negative way. part of getting over Autism and being high functioning is dealing with it, so go deal and buy the rifle.

Stop over thinking and forget what happened.

Or fuck it man, don't go back there and buy your rifle online and ship it to a different FFL.

Learn from your mistakes mang.
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>spouting memes irl to normies then freaking out because they can't comprehend your autism.
Why?
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>>31820181

I dont get this, gun store owners should LOVE Obama. They should all have a life-sized portrait of Obama hung in prominent display as a centerpiece to their main wall as he is the reason for their success over these last eight years.
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>>31817242
This hurts to read
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>>31820194
590s are fucking sweet, get the A1

pic related, my 590A1

Felt like going full on tacticool so got dat dere tri rail version and slapped a laser/light combo on with pressure switches. Also replaced the front blade with a tritium insert night sight. Works pretty well.

Of course the bayonet is mandatory, having a combat long-arm, especially a shotgun, with no bayonet is shameful.
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>>31812080
I am Laughing and judging you op.. right now.
Hoesntly though man, sounds like you invest way too much into what other people think of you... Idk much about buying guns but I dont think any joke related to killing your self or others would be a good idea while buying one.. That being said you should of just told the guy what it ment, explained it was an net* joke.. then not give two shits what he though about it afterwords..
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>>31812141
You forgot the last part;
Op kys.
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>>31812141
Haha, gunbroker? He'll probably spill his spaghetti so hard it may as well be him spoiling the field of wheat.

"Totally not gonna shoot up a school haha" as he's contacting the seller.
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>>31812080
Here's the thing
1. Never reveal your power level in public
2. be less autistic and more confident
3. Don't worry about it. just move on and present this didn't happen. People will eventually forget.
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>>31843788

>limiting customer base by law
>limiting product base by law
>imposing extra taxes on products
>causing long lines and backups while shopping
>scaring potential and future customers away
>reducing money customers have available to shop with

regular angel for business.
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>>31843563
Bro are you fucking dense? A dude who has a panic attack and runs out of a store because he can't handle simple conversation then goes on the internet to post about it and then waits outside for hours before going to get his keys and wallet. Please suck a fucking dick.
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>>31844252
You've never exhibited any behavior that would make somebody in 2016 think that you should not own a firearm? You're posting on 4chan. Look deep deep down inside and tell me you haven't overtly fucked up hundreds of times in your life.
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>>31844252
Not to mention, look at all of these high-score autists who own guns and behave harmlessly. I can't believe people are this into gun control on /k/. It makes me wonder if CTR or the like really is in here
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>>31844236
you have no clue what you are talking about. that anon is correct. BA has been the greatest gun salesman of all time. gun sales, (particularly AR-15 rifle) are at record highs all around the country.

and fuck commie shit!
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>>31842601
>Can you operate firearms while on anxiety meds? Or even be in a gun store? Figured that'd be a big no-no.
If anything they'd make you less shaky and thus able to shoot better. They're not narcotics or anything.
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>>31819234
shall not be infringed
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>>31844628
What are mind-altering drugs for $1000 Alex
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>>31818773 very little autism
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>>31812080
My dude. They have other shit to worry about, you just flagged yourself
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>>31841413
Get yourself some adderall you fool omg I feel like I just cringed for the first time.
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>>31845800
>you just flagged yourself

what the fuck are you talking about?

>>31845857
>suggesting a person with possible anxiety take an amphetamine stimulant

ishygddt
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>>31845914
Shit dog really? Imagine your ideal gunstore experience, did it involve you running out?
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>>31819234

filtered
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>>31845924
It might have been his first time being in a gun store. OP said he was only afraid of not being able to participate. What's your ideal experience? Has it ever fucking happened? Hell no.
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>>31845986
>What's your ideal experience
not that guy but as far as first time goes
>go in
>say hi
>tell them you aren't looking for anything in particular just want to look around
>look around
>ask if anything interests you
>be honest about what you know or don't know and don't sperg
>if they suggest anything, listen buy don't make any purchases, might be fuddlore or bias.
>go home
>congrats you saw a buncha guns today
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>>31812080
>He thinks every kommando buys into the faggot meme speech cancer
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>>31846209
You forgot the part where you blow every guy while they handle firearms
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Glad to hear you got what you wanted in the end OP. In the future don't post shit on 4chan because 139 people might end up mocking your existence.
>>
How did Giddy come back before 30 days?
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>>31818773
Umm... Help.
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>>31818091
Not subtle and sure as hell isn't a magic /k/ inside joke
>>
Look at all of the social graces ITT
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>>31847198
Are there any magic /k/ inside jokes?
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>>31812080
dude you are autistic. Should've just laughed and said "nevermind, bro"
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>>31848579
Dude you're posting on 4chan calling someone who actually went outside autistic
>>
I would bet that 85% of this board is on the autism spectrum, is it the 15% that make fun of them?
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Damn OP did you get your spaghetti too?
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>haha u all 4chin losers have autism can't call op autistic lol xd
being sassy doesn't make those projections any less pathetic
>>
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
you should try these tests OP
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>>31812080
Why in the fuck would you tell the clerk to kill himself?

>"I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, "kys" haha but I think I'm gonna go with that over the Ruger because it's made more closely to the Colt design."

Nothing about this sentence makes any sense. Why the fuck would you just insert "kys" in the middle of your sentence?

I mean, I'm not the smoothest dude around but I manage to keep myself from talking like Im on 4chan when I'm in public.

Where are you OP? Sounds like you could have used a friend to go in there with you.
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>>31845986
Ahh yes it has I regularly abuse the Walters at my lgs
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>>31851269
Gee you would think with all the replys
>>31818773
got with that exact same link a responsible poster would notice it

>>31851344
What is a Walter?

>>31851310
I think (((hope))) it was a self-deprecating joke
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you should post a review up here reviewbrah style so we can see how normal you are OP
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>"I know, I know they make pistols not rifles, "kys" haha but I think I'm gonna go with that over the Ruger because it's made more closely to the Colt design."
>"kys"
>sunk into a black hole
> swept a few people desperately
>all I wanted was an AR to pass down to my family in the future

>I had to wait him out until closing around closing
>to coyly ask another employee if I could come in and grab my wallet and keys
>One of the cars in the parking lot had a "grab SKS, go innawoods" sticker.
>Upon further investigation this was not his car, but a similar model.

Wtf did I just read
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>>31853617
You read "autism- it could happen in a gunstore too".
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>>31854638
Between fudds, mallninjas and /k/ommandos I would imagine it happens all the damn time. Is this an exceptional case or nah?
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>>31818773
You have got to be fucking kidding me
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>>31855308
God damn. You're running windows, browsing /k/, and your name is "Gearhead"

You deserve your power level anon.

Other megautists needed to confirm maximum power level.
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Thats wierd because when i read shtspk i read it as its meaning not the letters. So as im reading i read "kill yourself" not "K Y S" so i wouldnt imagine that happening to me.
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>>31855572
that's a very real sign of autism you're exhibiting there
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>>31812080
Delete your account
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>>31812080
You're a fucking sperg OP
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>>31856190
He wasn't buying from fudds on Gunbroker
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You're my fucking hero OP
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>>31812080
Son, I'm gonna need you to apologize to the nation of Italy for spilling so much goddamn spaghetti.
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>>31812080
how were you able to CC that much spaghetti without a permit?
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>>31861058
This. /thread
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never change /k/, never change
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>>31862305
/k/, /k/ never changes.
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I guess
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I guess***
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>>31818773
I got a 35/50 and I didn't even study bro
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>>31823573
>browses 4chan
>takes an autism spectrum test posted here
seems right tbqhfam
>>
i can't believe this thread is still here.
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>>31818786
Man is that AK giant or is his head ridiculously tiny.
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>>31867660
It says right in the post that it's illegally configured. If you read that article it's an AK mixed with a Deagle. A Kegal.
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>>31812080
nigga you what

>>31817242

nigga you WHAT

holy shit it's not just lore. that has got to be a new fucking power level
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>>31834131
because he is an autist. why would you expect logic n reason?
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>>31855098
I have a feeling this happens a lot more often than people admit here, but most people keep that to themselves after making such a monumental fuck up.
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>>31856095
You *auta* know
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>>31868917

I would believe this as well. I feel like all of the reaction to "fails" comes from a place of reflection or projection. It's obvious we've got some high-level autists ITT. Note that I didn't say "high functioning."
>>
Just be honest.

Say 'the gun looks attractive and that was the final nail that made me pull the trigger on getting this particular piece"

You can back it up with, "I spent many hours researching to make sure the weapon will be reliable, unique and serve its purpose for generations"
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>>31812080
>You must be 18 not only to purchase said rifle but to post here
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>>31812766
Yeah don't do this. If you take psychedelics you are definitely mentally ill. Normal people don't need mind altering garbage to be happy
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>>31813819
I lol'd. Don't worry man I remember Tommy too
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>>31871290
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
-I found this on /v/

- I found this on Reddit
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>>31871618
He doesn't have a trip you god damned autist, he has a name.
>>
>>31871661

You're telling me that's any better?
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>>31871618
>I found this on Reddit
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This shitty thread won't fucking die.
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>>31872424
Nice bump
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>>31872424

>implying any threads on /k/ aren't shit
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>>31872467
yep
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>>31872498
of course it is
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>>31872424
we the new sticky tbqh phamalam
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>>31872424

t. butthurt threadstarter in the archive
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>>31812080
>My mind raced, I had to figure out what to say, I started with "kindly..." and I got really red

Sounds cute. Did you fuck?
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>>31872692
what
>>
How is this thread still alive?
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>>31872937
Because it keeps getting bumped before it dies
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>>31812141
who is this spermatozoid slayer
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>>31818773
>47/50

Fuck. Should I get a tripcode? I feel like I should have a tripcode.
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>>31872692
>did you fuck?
this guy does sound like a trap in the making. To be expected of a good /k/omrade.

>>31873161
do it faggot
>>
Slow and steady. Slow and Steady.
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it has been a good thread, i'll miss you OP <3
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