>hear knock on door >open to see ATF >"oh sorry

>>31802123
>proceed to rape offending ATF agent to death
>sorry, just following my religion

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> Implying my pupper isn't trained to go full MGS stealth when they appear.

>>31802665
Mudslide go.

>>31802720
Akira?

>>31802985
No?
Not a clue what you mean.

>>31802720
>not using the catalog

>>31803037
Trying to figure where the original image came from.

Was thinking it was from Akira

>>31803073
Cowboy bebop the movie

>>31802123
>jokes on them, this is an animal shelter
>hit the panic button by the door, opening all the kennels
>a tidal wave of pit bulls, rottweilers, and lost innocent puppies spew forth
>ATF agents run out of ammo
>a sea of spent casings and chewed up blue wind breakers litter the landscape
>barking and gunfire in the distance

I guess you win this time law man...

>>31803093
Thanks for the sauce.

>>31802123
>Be going to work.
>See wild dog out in street near my car.
>It charges and barks.
Had to unload two mags into it, it was one of those small chiwawamajiggers.
>Place business card on it when I see the neighbors address on the collar.
>Wonder if neighbor owns illegal guns.

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>>31802123

I would apologize and offer him some ammo from my stash to replenish his or her or xis magazine. I would then shout "Praise Obama for he is my god now! Kill all straight white men, now!" And tell them I must bury this unclean animal and get to my morning prayer meeting. Then i would give him my phone number in case he needs to meet me again and search me more "thoroughly" (emphasis on the "roughly" part ;) lol) for illegal guns.

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>applying to ATF after finish grad school

>>31803263
Do you cuckservatives really think all Liberals hate straight white men? No wonder you're gonna get crushed come Nov 8. So far detached from reality.

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>>31803361
>yfw

>>31803123
Is this nigga serious

>>31802123

Why would you even open the door? Just say "get a warrant, fuckface"

Not joking or doing the "sovereign citizen" thing. I don't open my door for anyone.

>>31803859
is there a nigger in there?

>>31803361
what useless subject did you get a phd in?

>>31803674
>Do you cuckservatives really think all Liberals hate straight white men?
what world do you live in that they don't, you retarded nigger?

>>31804103
no Ph.D and it's in Gender Studies

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>>31802123
ATF, where the dogs are shot but the guns are walked.

Joke's on them, I've been shooting my dog with 2.7mm since it was a puppy and moving up the chart. It's built up a tolerance to anything short of 300 Win.

>>31804137
a phd would have made more sense since at least you could call yourself a doctor and become a professor at a university.

instead you're a dumbass with a masters in gender studies.

>>31804224
kek, negro I'd never major in GS and I was a TA in undergrad and it tried my patience enough, couldn't imagine being a Prof. escp now with all the shit they deal with.

>>31804123
I live in the real world. You shouldn't be allowed to own guns, you have mental issues.

>>31804187
Got my dog up to 5.56 - hopefully she can handle 6mm by the end of November.

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>>31804045
Did you notice a sign saying dead nigger storage?

>>31803139
0/10

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>>31804014

Don't do this. Cops don't like to be antagonized and they will take it personally. Also realize that getting a warrant is actually very easy. Most cities have judges literally on call to rubber stamp any and every warrant that comes under their Jew nose. Judge have absolute immunity, so they don't give a shit about half-truths or whole lies in the cop's probable cause statement.

tl;dr Don't antagonize the cops.

Where did this "ATF shoots dogs" meme come from?

>>31805096
I believe from the ATF shooting dogs

>>31804573
Killary pls go

>>31805096
all manner of law enforcement agencies have an underlying urge to shoot dogs. BATFE are known for it due to the many raids and standoffs over violations of increasingly ridiculous laws and taxes. And if it turns out to be the wrong house or that there wasn't a violation, well, at least they still got to shoot.

>>31805081

I don't care. They can fuck off and come back with a warrant in a minute for all I give a hoot.