>It's the next war.
>trench warfare
>You're sitting a ditch with James "Buck Angel" Yeager.
>Sun is setting on the blood-soaked front-lines.
>You're cold, tired, hungry, and pissed off from months of nonstop fighting.
>You rest your helmet against the battered edge of the trench.
>You sigh to yourself, "I miss cuddling with my girlfriend in my warm, safe bed back home."
>James Yeager says, "It's not so bad. Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight."
>He pulls down his fatigues.
>He really does have a pussy.
What would you do, /k/?
Start killin' people
>>31796834
You're gay.
Not a dude but its not a chick.
Rationalizing fucking it is like fucking a dude in the ass because women have asses.
Faggot
Does Yeager know you write fanfic erotica about him?
>>31796857
You mean xym. Respect Buck Angel's pronouns.
>>31796834
kek
>>31796834
This is some bait-tier fan fiction.
Please neck yourself OP
>>31796834
He wants you to dive your penis into his ditch.
If you know what I mean.