All right /k/, you know the drill. You're just chilling at home, jerkin' it to your favorite tranny, when all of the sudden **BREAKING NEWS** something apocalyptic is going on (zombies, crazies, russia, aliens), your friends arrive to your house in their supped post-apocalyptic survival vehicle and they say, "YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO GRAB YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR! WE'RE GOIN' INNAWOODS!" "Awwww shiiiat." you say to yourself as you load up all you got into your milsurp shit you've used for nerf wars all of these years.
RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
You may only select things that you have access to in your household/place of residence.
No bullshit. Be truthful. I know you aint sitting on an AA-12 and 3 M60's.
get to work fuckers, dem Koreans are comin'
http://www.innawoods.net/
My roommate owns two guns, I get the pistol, he gets the mosin when its time to kick ass.
Got all this gear for airsoft n' shit and no guns. Being foreign sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92BJEJuqzBk&list=PLg-UgkmCraz2Gn9pe1TXEFVe_hAFdtQCY&index=33
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>>31738289
OP and I need to figure out this food situation or we're fucked.
>>31738427
forgot image
>>31738437
lol i had 20 minutes to pack up, all i had to grab was beef jerky and tea
>>31738465
We'll just loot some asshole with an 80 pound bug out bag that can't even move.
>>31738479
I'm in
Gotta step my game up and get a bug out bag
I'm basically no more dangerous than the average angry hobo.
Now stand still while I come at you with a common kitchen knife
>>31738683
mah nigga
>>31738289
My anus is ready.
No seriously, I brought a shit ton of toilet paper.
>>31738289
Gotta love having a go bag.
>>31738289
Does homemade body armor count as armor?
>>31738289
Check it.
I'll tell who's responsible... THE KAISER!
"ohh we're coming over, and we won't come back till its over over there!"
Plan is to shelter in place, defend stockpile of food, water, ammo. If home is lost, go innawoods with pic related.
Condor MOPC carrier in black w/ AR680 plates for all those anons with two faces, and fold-out 12ga ammo carriers over the hips. 50rds of buck, slugs in the surplus Czech Army jacket. Basic overnight camping supplies in the SPEC-OPS T.H.E. Pack. Jeep YJ keys for going innawoods. Black MAGA hat for God Emperor's blessing.
If I can bring my car, I have a lot of survival gear in the trunk. I would bring 2 extra pairs of dark-colored gym shorts, shirts and boxers, and my ruger lcp, compound bow, and my roommate would bring his 22lr rifle. I am saving up for a full size glock 9mm as well so hopefully I would have that. Also I would have probably 300 rounds of ammo for each of the guns. My car has a tent, lots of rope and paracord, 4 hunting knives, a hatchet, an inflatable kayak, fishing gear, lighters, weatherproof matches, and firestarters.
Get out of here stalker.
>>31738289
>hard mode: do it with brit gun laws
just imagine that one of the boxes of 00 is full of birdshot.
git gud
yeehaw.
How fucked am I?
>>31738683
>Grabs guitar for apocalypse.......
Post apocalyptic bard coming through
>>31739630
whats it made out of?
>>31738502
Quit reminding us how much of a disappointment FO4 was.
:(
fuck yes zombaisss! not ready tho
>>31740574
>no Tourists Delight
cyka blyat
>>31740628
Depends on the nature and severity of the emergency, but probably fairly fucked.
Nearly unarmed.
No shelter (tent / tarp) or warmth (blanket / extra clothes).
Not much food or water.
If you have wilderness survival skills, and you can get well away from civilization, your chances are good. Otherwise, you're delaying the inevitable for about a week.
The goal of this exercise is to make you think in advance about things. Go stand in your kitchen, look at stuff, and ask yourself what good it would be in an emergency. For example, an empty garbage bag can become an improvised poncho (this is called an engineer's raincoat), a can of Crisco is essentially a big oil candle in need of a wick, spices can be used as improvised mace. Wash your hair with your dish soap to see how it works. Give up coffee for a week to prove you can. Eat a bowl of porridge made of cake mix and water. Start experimenting and thinking critically about your environment.
I recommend you guys invest in a lifestraw or other form of water purification system. Clean water is one of the most crucial needs in survival situations and it is likely that a SHTF situation would end up with public water being undrinkable.
>>31738289
I remembered to bring snacks and booze!
its not much but i could make it work
forgot to add my knife but i have one
>>31740664
Bitch that's a new vegas perk too.
>>31740613
Paintballs but no paintball gun Also meds other than amphetamines and painkillers. 5/7
>>31741276
>FalloutNewVegas.jpg
>>31738289
>>31740613
>packs painballs but no paintball gun
Brilliant
>>31740628
Honestly, youre probably one of the only people in this thread telling the truth. I believe that this is what you grabbed in 20 minutes. But ya gotta fill that backpack to the brim
>>31740652
someone has to buff the party!
>>31741759
>>31740610
How are you gonna use the granade launcher with no hands?
bugging in, here's my scavenger looter trader build
>>31740586
>tfw both these guns are deacs
>tfw only way to have a nugget in this shitty country
>>31738427
>not hoarding MRE & freeze dried food crates, canned food, water storage, purification equipment and fuel+camp stove
>not keeping it in the garage next to my own apocalypse truck
>>31739317
gee bill, why does your mom let you have TWO helmets?
>>31743866
In retrospective, I can probably use some toilet paper and more food.
>>31738306
You're gonna want more pistol ammo
>I'm in Germany
>I can't go innawoods because if I do go innawoods too far I am immediately outofdawoods and in the next town again
80 million people in the space of Montana, who knew it'd get a little tight eh?
>ak74 clone in 556
>glock19
>22lr youth model addition bolt action
judge me
My current load-out, still need to buy a better backpack and sleeping bag but I could make it work with current ones if necessary.
Already have a bag mostly ready to go, most of the work would be dumping a bunch of spare ammo into a pouch and adding clothes to the pack. The pistol is a 4506, and the vest would really be a pair of deep belt pouches I have
>>31747028
Forgot the pic!
>tfw no bogroll
r8
I need to make a bugout bag
>>31743825
I mean, MRE is only good for like 5 years right?
By the time I get them they're already 2.5 years old.
Not a ton of armor in this thread, is it worth it to have a plate carrier?
>>31747586
>brings tea
my nigga
>>31738289
Shit i checked for in my closet
>>31748312
oh also does homemade nvgs count, the open spot is for the ir illluminator
>>31738289
The family spear.
>>31748241
the fuck is this, books? nigga you ain't going to school.....
Or are you?
>>31748543
In college. Would shove shit in my bag and get the hell outta dodge.
I did hard mode
Mind you with 20 minutes it wont be look this organized though. Oh and it's my first time doing it so rate and hate?
I'm fully aware I'd be fucked.
Didn't have the rifle I have, so I just stuck the mosin in there.
>>31748670
What game is this?
>>31740659
cheaply welded steel with some holes for straps.
>>31743831
Well, my name is actually Forrest Gump, people like to call me Forrest Gump.
>>31748967
Innawoods
http://www.innawoods.net/
that feel when you have nice things
Being realistic here.
Also.
>>31748999
Nice get.
Scrounged up what I have in my small apartment. I'd at least survive a few days, wouldn't I?
>>31749198
You have quite a large collection of bags sir.
>>31749326
That I do. I stole the mail-carrier from my ex in Highschool. Cheating bitch.
As for the backpacks, I just dont like to throw them away. They might be torn in some places, but useable.
>>31749339
So long as its not a massive as fuck hole, its good. I have a messenger bag I use to haul shit to work in, and a decent sized backpack for roadtrips.
But you can't go wrong with more bags.
>>31749363
Actually now that I think of it, I suppose I could just use my regular Backpack I use for school, the mail-carrier and that's it.
And, sadly, I own no guns despite living in Texas.
I do own a sick knife, and something akin to an axe.
>>31749374
I'm actually not supposed to have a weapon, because my landlord is a huge anti-gun nut, so I know that feel. I've got a small rifle and two magazines stuffed up in the attic under some insulation. Better than nothing.
>>31749400
Well I can't own one because I still live at home.
Parents insist I don't leave until I finish college and get a job. They're sweet, but when it comes to weapons they do not want me to own anything "crazy".
>>31749275
How expensive was your m1 carbine?
>>31749437
I dunno. Was given to me by my grandfather when I turned 16, and who knows where he got it from.
>innawoods will never be a full xcom /k/ game
Wouldn't really need 20 minutes. i keep my bushcrafting shit all packed up to start with.
I'd just need to grab my mask, some fresh bottles of water, extra ammo and pocket stuffers.
okay this one is more realistic.
>>31747504
get swole
>>31749754
When are you going to start posting good youtubes, you fag.
>>31738289
>tfw nogun
Note that I got milk and chlorine at home, Can probably craft a bomb with that.
>>31750224
Didn't realize you could stack, Build updated.
>>31738289
>http://www.innawoods.net/
im ok
>>31750370
Not even the time to grab a butter knife?