Hi /k/, /tv/ here. We were just wondering if Seagal's tactical

He didn't mean to do that. The gun just slipped because of all the KFC grease on SS's hands. He just got done eating a family size bucket of wings and thighs.

>>31733644

Yes, but usually it's used for rifles so that you don't stick half your body out of cover just to point your gun at something.

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Is this an accurate portrayal of an American soldier /k/ommando-senpaitachi?

>>31733710
post the one where he waddles over to grab his dead friends lunch

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>>31733718
Don't have it, sorry

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>>31733657
SS in his prime can take down choppers m8

>>31733644
Why is he wearing two watches?

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>>31733773
Choppers or Whoppers?

>>31733854
Its an old competition shooters trick, syncs up the weight distribution on both hands equally.

Seagall just doesn't give a fuck

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>>31733896

>>31733905
Where does he even get the money to shoot all those trash movies in the recent years?

>>31733644
Have any of you guys seen the A/k/ountant with Ben affleck? He plays an autismo assassin and all the gun play and fighting along with most of the sounds are very pleasing to watch.

I like that more movies are coming out that pay more attention to detail.

>>31733969
Money laundering scheme, similar to Uwe Boll.

Film in romania or some other shithole for dirt cheap while raking in that EU grant money.

>also some people, slavic nations especially, love his shit

>>31734014
>>31733969
Or in Canada,

Its usually his own production company partnered with others involved in similar cash scheme/direct to netflix type shit.

Its actually how production companies survive now, the money is in mass distribution across all media, theaters don't really make money anymore in the US market unless you have that one in a million movie or the massive budget blockbuster. RLM just did a good video on it, and interviewed a screenwriter about the bullshit at production companies and studios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLk2LBGkMd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR-Dry8Qb4A

>>31734014
I know, he was even given citizenship in Servia

Those Serbs are nuts

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>>31734128
Yes.
We also just employed Stevie to train our soldiers in martial arts. Consider the Kebab removed.

>>31734157
That...kinda makes me respect him more.

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>>31734163
Belarus also granted him citizenship IIRC.

>>31734157
He looks like a fucking Bond villain wearing that next to all those soliders.

>>31734203
what the fuck is he doing here I don't understand

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>>31734267
Advanced camouflage technique. By replicating the retarded slavic traditional dance he has successfully infiltrated the dirty pinkos.

>>31734157
>that coat

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>>31733773
>45 STOPPING POWER

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is punching your opponent with a gun considered a legitimate tactic?

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>>31734384
Yes.

>>31734420
That's a really big magazine he's got there

>>31734430
Its his personal hybrid pistol, 1911 slide from the front but from the side you can see it has a sig frame.

>>31734430

For you.

>>31733644
It's a legitimate tactic when room clearing so you're always closing your chest to the target instead of opening it.
As always Seagal's execution is another matter.

>>31734430
almost fifteen rounds

>>31734430
All the better to shoot you with

>>31733644
>Hi /k/, /tv/ here

fucking cringe

Hey /k/...

Do you like our memes?

>>31733730
Motion Sickness: The .gif

>>31734518

>adamlanza.gif

>>31733730
i have watched this loop hundreds of times, every time it's posted it just mesmerizes me

>>31736691
>doesn't even post the birthday snatcher bit and expects me to be impressed

Steven and his 1911's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

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>>31738642
Well, I'm sorry to hear that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A

>>31738718
He's like Naked Snake but having a stroke

>>31734203
So that's where he learned to do >>31733730