Okay fellas, let's put you in a post-apocalyptic scenario.

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>>31725202
Crowbar is, in essence, based on the paremeters youve set for us, is the best option.

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>>31725298

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>>31725298
>>31725321

I don't take any of those, and keep looking for water and food.

I already have a crowbar, the other two are useless, and my rifle will keep me safe if I have to scavenge-which I won't, because I've been preparing for years, digging tunnels under my property to store nonperishable goods. I have enough Canadian Club on hand to last five years, or drink myself to death if it all goes to shit.

>>31725360
>Canadian Club

MAH NIGGUH!

>>31725202
Crowbar
>move heavy objects
>pry open doors to loot and for shelter
>still a completely adequate weapon

Crowbar

crowbar for sure.

You all are retarded id take all three

Sword because i can now make others move things for me

I can make others open things for me

If not i stab them with my formiddable weapon

Crowbar.
Can't pry with a bat or sword, but you can beat a bitch with a crowbar as well.

Id think it was a trap and keep moving
Find the person that set the trap
Make them my slave

Id take the bat and the sword
>throw sword in the air
>hit it with bat
I now have a long range weapon

>scavenging
Sorry im not a pleb

I would gently caress the baseball bat
>nostalgia setting in
>remember learning to hit a baseball with dad
>he love to go to the batting cages with me
>almost everyday after school we would go and hed always get icecream for me after
>as igot older we stopped going
>i thought i had grown out of ice cream and batting cages
>one day i asked my dad where he was going he had a bag
>im going to the cages want to come hit a few with me like old times
>dad i am right in the middle of this game maybe another time
>another time never came
>hed ask me again and again
>i was always to busy
>then when the skys opened up and the bombs fell
>all i wanted was to be at the cages with my dad
>i never did manage to find him
>probably died in the initial strike
>poof dust just like that
>if i ever should be blessed with a sone i hope to teach him one thing
>youre never too old or too busy for your loved ones

Id probably take the crowbar

>>31725600
God damnit i didnt ask for these feels

>>31725600
>dem feels
I hate you, Anon. I hate you so much I love you like family.

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>>31725451
>you can beat a bitch with a crowbar
You sure as hell can!

>>31725768
I love you too buddy
>will get through this together