>It's the "Anon leads a guerilla army in the war

>>31721922
:(

I had this dream the other night - actual dream, not a daydream - that I was living innawoods and surviving by breaking into rich people's vacation homes and looting them for supplies. I had an M1 Carbine which made me extremely happy.

Then I awoke to the harsh, horrible light of reality.

>>31721972
>Had a dream that I was using a smoothbore flintlock
>fun as hell
>woke up wanting to get into black powder guns

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>>31721922
>its an "anon finds a girl that loves him" dream again

Just kill me now senpai

>>31721922
Daydream? I'm turning it into a book.

> It's an "Anon takes the lead role on John Wick and fucks up everyone's shit" daydream again.

>>31722187
Thisis /k/ not /r9k/.

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>It's the "Anon wakes up in an otherwise empty room with a tied up woman, but your captors didn't frisk you for your CC" dream again

>>31722187
>if she touches me i have already won

>>31722208
Lol, I do the same.
>mfw I'm kidnapped by blm isis terrorists who somehow managed to not notice my fully loaded HK USP45 TACTICAL and five spare mags

Ok, so.

>Kalashnikovs
>Improvised explosives
>Money from drugs/natural resources
>Hand out shit to civilians to assure loyalty
>Anon no rapey
<Prove to the people, that you're the better leader
<Hope your tyrrany isn't allied with superpowers
>Win the war
<Prove to the people that you actually aren't a better leader
<Wait until someone repeats the former steps on your tyrannical regime.

/Thread

>>31722203
At this point they're merging anon. Just accept it, a lot of them are into guns anyway.

>>31722252
>not disarming first of the bad guys and killing the rest with their own weapons

Nigga do u know how 2 daydream?

>SHTF
>Start a huge weed farm innawoods
>patrol farm on horseback with AK
>become American folk hero

>>31721922
>dream about living in camp with women swooning all over me for being single and fertile
>women want to be back to back impregnated by me multiple times a day
Too bad the only way to live this live is to move to Japan :/

>>31722187
Just got out of a long term co-habitual relationship. It hurts so bad.

>It's the "Anon is in a store getting robbed at gunpoint, and you just shoot the robber in the back of the head while he's demanding money from the cashier" dream again.

>>31722700
>"Y-You saved my life, thank you!"
>"Not so fast Apu. Put the money and all your scratch-offs in the bag."

>>31722734
I like this meme

>>31722781
This is literally the only thing I do in GTA V anymore.

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Fuck that shit.

I'd lead a tyrannical guerilla against an army government.

Show ALL of you who's the boss of this gym.

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>It's the "Anon leads a ethnic Russian uprising in Kazakhstan and reinstates the Soviet Union" daydream again
>mfw