Your face when you open up your MRE's and it's Menu

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When it's Chili Mac

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How can anyone grow big with shit like that?

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>mfw it's reindeer stew

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>Egg Omelette

>>31721358
>Rebel pilot MRE is M&M's, Gingerbread crackers, Tic-Tac's, and croutons.

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>it's southwest beef and black beans
It's perfect

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>When it's vegetarian burrito

>>31721358
>vegetarian spicy bean pasta
WHY DID YOU MAKE VEGETARIAN MENUS FOR NON VEGETARIANS, WHY DID YOU JUST FILL A BAG WITH OIL, BEANS AND PASTA AMD WHY DID YOU ORDER A CUNTILLION OF THEM YOU SADISTIC FUCKS

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>getting anything vegetarian

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>mediterranean pasta with chicken
>taco stew

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>>31721358
>when its pork patty

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>Chicken Fajita

>>31721378

It has the calories you need. Plus it's eaten in the military for energy, not to work out and grow huge in. Giant dumb ass.

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>BBQ Mystery Meat with Bacon Cheese Glue

>>31721358

>just spent a weekend eating MREs and hunting.

Pain is an MRE leaving the body.

Also, I forgot how MUCH they make you shit. And how terrible your farts will be.

>and there's a maple sausage breakfast MRE now?? Wutt? It was brety gud.

>>31721429
>0 day(s) without jewish tricks

>>31721528

>non vegetarians

I hope you took no damage from not eating meat in a meal

>>31721528

Because most of the worlds people are vegetarian, non-meat eating savages, and when the shitty Veggie MREs get rejected by god fearing, beef eating Americans, they can be handed off to the sand people and their heathen god.

>>31721358
I like my homemade mushrooms in gunk. Are the MRE ones really that terrible?

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>>31721481
Best MRE ever.

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>when your rat pack is #1 or #11

>>31721988
>most of the worlds people are vegetarian

proofs psl nigger

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Cheese & Vegetable Omelet