Ok guys, shit has hit the fan, time to grab puppers and head

>>31713319
Explain

>>31713319
Do tell what is happening here.

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>>31713479
>>31714423

He is asking g the members of /k/ to show off their battle buddies.


Pic related, my two.

>>31713319
Your mom's house looks like a shit hole

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pug the best and most usless battle buddy

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>>31714705
Fuck you pug tank. Mad Cat coming through.

>>31713319
>t. hoarder with wicker furniture

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>>31714731
Do you accept that you're a queer?

>>31713319
Bad news for you OP. If shit really hits the fan you will be eating your dogs inside of two weeks.

>>31713319
I want to fug the doggos

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>pupper thread
>only have WAR TURTLES

they are pretty bro tier though

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I don't have a pic of my actual battle buddy just his dad. Who I found in the zone while looking for a shock artifact to finish my DIY gauss rifle.

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>>31714731
Reinforcements have arrived

>>31714917
>Salmonella dispersion units

>>31714961
The one with the XD on him is named Sal which is short for Salmonella and the other is General George T. Patton

>>31714955
That dog needs some serious skin care. Looks well fed though, maybe needs better macro nutrition

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they can't walk very well but I'll grab em

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>>31714907
>>>/8c*an/
fucking kill yourself

>>31714917
Alligator snapping turtles are the most /k/ of aquatic reptile.

Real talk: What do pet owners plan on doing in case of a serious disaster?

Do you have a stockpile of pet food?

What if you're forced out of your home?

>>31715148
take em with me, feed them whatever I can find.
If it gets too bad, put em down

>>31715148
we have a few hundred pounds of doggo food. but desu 2 of my 3 dogs bark at literally everything so they would probably be killed

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>>31715021
You are a good person. Our waifu smiles upon thee.

>>31715209
based phil

Kill the pups. Go inna town.

>>31715228
>Phil the Fluffer
>based
He literally jerked off to Fag porn

>>31715316
he always makes people mad tho. as long as he's not a tranny or tranny enabler i don't care

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The brown mutt on the left. Definitely got some hound dog in him and I've slowly been teaching him to track smells while on walks. Went down a nature preserve the other week and had him chase some deer.

He's a shithead though. 7/10 SHTF dog would shit the fan again

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>>31715316
Nah. All I did was fall for some false advertising once. For about sixty seconds. Not even as a horny teenager could I have gotten my dick out that quickly.

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Here's my pupper Cooper. He's rottweiler and apbt mix

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>>31717479
Kinda looks like Ice T

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>>31717504
Haha thanks. I guess I can see that
>>31715434
Looks like some good puppers
>>31714721
What a cutie

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I'm not gonna last very long...

>>31717504
>Know these are fake
>still read like something from that show

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I have a bird dog but god damn he eats more than I do. So, I guess it's time to unleash my .22 and get some squirrels and the whitetail doe I avoid hitting with my truck. The worst part about it all is if SHTF and I start duck hunting he'll probably eat half the ducks before I get there. Everybody's gotta eat.

>>31714731
God damn Phil, cats too?

What's the count up to now? Traps, horses, sharks, and cats, I guess? For trying to be a uber-moralfag you sure as shit like to fuck things you call degenerate.

>>31715148
Oatmeal all day erry day

Also I'd take them with me

>>31713319
My shepherd Odin, he's ready for the end.

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>>31717810
jesus christ, forgot photo

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>>31715449
>All I did was fall for some false advertising once.
It's not even though

>For about sixty seconds
The time stamp there shows 7 minutes mate.

Also, you're a horsefucker regardless, sooo...

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>>31713319
Why would I risk bringing a dog innawoods? It would just give away my position.

>>31717841
>Guard dog
>Hunting dog
>Morale dog
>Warmth dog
>Cuddle pupper
>Great alarm system

>It
Oh so you're just retarded, nvm

lol dogs are just walking food when shtf
>implying ur pup can win a 1v1 against a pissed off starving man

>>31718013
shitty bait is shitty

>>31714464
k-kawaii

>>31715021
pb get out

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>>31717479
>>31717504
>>31717565

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My pupper

>>31717566
Boiiii, I have the same breed of doggo. Cute as shit but not an ounce of brave in her

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Nice Shepherds, OP. This is Luna, a Shepherd/Husky mix.

Is Long Dog guy here? I really want to see long dog again; long dog was long

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This little niglet

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>>31718002
>barking all the time.
>constantly wanting fed.
>running up to enemies for a pat.
Naw I'm good. Maybe my dog is just retarded though.

Battle Goat is where it's at.

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Brace for terror!

>>31720251
This is pupper number 2, the world's laziest husky. Probably mixed with Corgi or something.

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>>31720291
Sir, you do not know lazy.

>rip you magnificent bastard

>>31720273
>Maybe my dog is just retarded though.
Is he a smallish dog? I'm just wondering because my neighbors all have tiny puppers that acts like that, but none of my 60ish pound dogs ever bark(ed), were all super chill, and never ran off to strangers.

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>>31720324
No he's pretty big. He's a lover, not a fighter.

>>31720337
That is one nice dogger

>>31720396
Thanks. He's a lab/coonhound mix.

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Haloweenie doggo

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Rottie is best battle buddy