How am I supposed to defend myself from an asssasin? Pic

>>31658887

don't piss people off to the point at which assassins are a concern

hire professional security

always have a gun on you and a backup gun for your gun

wear body armor under your clothing

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>>31658887
Say you'll vote for Hillary Clinton.

>>31658887
Nothing really. Be aware of shit going down. Be cautious about everyone. Stay away from Windows, get Linux instead. Burn all your mail. Maintain a house, but live exclusively out of the basement. Stop walking your furry little fitness machine. Keep out of mob territory. Always be prepared to shoot everyone. Everything is a bomb.

>>31658887
>shot himself six times in the back of the head
I didn't know about tihs one, link?

>>31658939
One of Hillary's many dead bodies.


People just seem to die around her.

>>31658923
This answer sounds like bs but it's true. If you're at the point where there's a reasonable fear of someone assassinating you and you aren't a world leader then you fucked up BAD.

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>>31658887
You just need adequate mana from a suitable master.

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>>31658887
like this

>>31658887
hahaha god I fucking hate cunt Hillary Clinton what a fucking bit-

>>31659050

that is disgusting you sick fuck

>>31659050
Thank you, thank you very much. Surprised to have never seen that before now.

>>31658887
with money and the scale is linear. +$$$$=+assassination protection

>>31658887
>>31658968
Story time, I was denied witness/victim protection when I was helping out a coworker of mine. We started hanging out, her ex boyfriend though was a 20 year convicted felon who has a bunch of attempted murders on his record, I think 8 across the US, and pimping charges as well. She told me he's armed as well. Meanwhile I was part of a case against him after he threatened to kill me for being near this woman, despite me not wanting this shit. He even sent people to threaten me, kids, 18 year olds selling wolf tickets for him. Meanwhile good ol' sheriff makes me wait 4 months for ccw, and I can't get a temp card. Couldn't even get granted a restraining order. Guess I'll have to keep open carrying for now. Truly was in fear for my life.

>>31659336
Ccw anyway, you pussy

>>31658968
>>31658938
>>31658923
y'all faggots seem to forget that 90% of assassins are just trash-tier niggers/thug who got hired for 50 dollars

and you are probably a better marksman/well trained that a trashy thug..

>>31659434
Well that is implying a lot.

We assume that anyone posting here is already fearful/mindful of the nigger trash, therefore the only concern becomes a real professional. Or being ended by the alphabet soup.

>>31659336
Whats race was he? What weapon did he use in the attempted murders?

>>31659457
>alphabet soup
Get your will in order and accept it, there's nowhere to run and hide. Anywhere in South America or Europe the CIA will get you, anywhere in the middle east they'll just drone you. Maybe a small village in Russia, your new name is either Vladimir or Katya, never mention your old life ever again. That or some part of China.

>>31659478
Cuban nigger, no idea on weapons, only know because I doxxed him and found public records all over the place, and weapons used weren't listed.

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>>31659499
Unless you're Hillary of course...

>>31658887
Medieval armor 24/7

>>31658887
Bend over.

>>31659457
>Or being ended by the alphabet soup.
then you're already shrekt the fuck up, a Dead Man Walking. (unless you're ex military/LE yourself)

>>31659499
>>31659563
Just get national attention. If too many people ask questions about your disappearance, they won't touch you.

>Trump
>Gropes and "accidentally" enters in teen's changing rooms
>Clinton
>Kills any political adversary "quietly"

I know presidents have a quota of "free" kills but what the fuck.

>>31659580
You naive fuck.

>>31659582
>Not to mention she's gonna take guns and implement open borders
>Husband is a rapist pervert

As much as we like Trump, I think if this bitch gets away with literal murder, than who's to say she won't rig an election?

>>31659662
>We
Don't speak for everyone, Hillary is human scum, but Trump sucks shit. Basically turd sandwich / douche.

>>31658887
Kill yourself before the assassin can.

>>31659662
>>Husband is a rapist pervert
And yet people defend Trump for being a pervert
There's a lot of reasons to hate on Hilary but the fact that his husband is zipper happy gets nullified if you think Trump can get away with peeking on a room full of underage girls changing.

>>31659684
>turd sandwich
>turd

stahp already jus pleece stahp. n we no both dees clowns are a shit so wat do???

>>31659729
Stop typing like a retard "ironically".

>>31659700
>his husband
wat the wat?
>hurr durr zipper happy raper perver chimper gets nullified if Trump does, so there
Mr. "I did not have secksual relations" was in the oval office during much and before that in some public service role. The Don, never. STFU, you have zero argument libphag? Ur a virus, pls go.

>>31659741
gee /k/lass looks who decided to grace us with his presents... mr. clever. lesall axe him how much ammos he gots stalkpiled?

>>31659767
>The Don, never. STFU, you have zero argument libphag? Ur a virus, pls go.
Fuck off back to /r/the_donald you gigantic retard.

>>31659780
Ow. Please stop that.

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>>31659684
>>31659700
I meant we as in /k/ and a lot of 4chan in general.

Believe me, I'm not voting for anyone this year. but glad to see you guys call out /pol/s hypocrisy for thinking trump's remarks/ groping is funny but getting pissed at rapefugees.

We're all fucked, let's just face it.

>>31659499
Fuck. Do I go with Dmitri or Anton? Also do I farm cattle, cabbage, potatoes, or do I go for full autonomy.

Or could it be more effective to just live as a white-trash gopnik in the huge highrise apartment districts of Saint Petersburg and Moscow?

>>31659782
Why would I, he ain't getting my vote and I have no desire to watch peons sperg out with each other about which puppet possesses better stats. Opposite sides of the same coin. Both give zero fucks about Joe America.
Now, like said already, take your skinny jeans hipster libtarded ass the fukk outta here, we talkin funs.

>>31659816

If you abstain you're giving your vote to Hillary.

Tacit acceptance is compliance all the same, you are a citizen and it's your responsability to choose the lesser evil.

>>31659434
Assassins don't have to be Delta operator to successfully murder someone. All it takes is for the person ordering the hit to give good intel on the mark or a good setup.

>>31659883
>Calling me a libtard for calling out on your stupid bullshit.
Yeah, please, end your worthless ass asap.

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>>31660307
and good marksmanship, and good cleaning skills, and a suppressor.

Marksmanship is something your average thug lacks, In many videos on liveleak i've watched i've seen the niggers blindfire/aim inappropriately he'll probably freak out the whole neighborhood before the mark is even killed

Cleaning skills, you're gonna make sure no one saw you doing your epic kill, or boy, you're gonna have to chase and kill that guy down too.

A suppressor, very important, or else you're gonna wake up the whole block, and cops ending up on the scene within a minute, and suppressors aren't cheap, you really think a mafia leader would actually care enough to issue a random nigger a 500 dollar silencer? nah

>>31659434
>>31659457
Racism isn't allowed outside of /B stormweenies.

>>31660964
The mafia isn't going to kill you. It's the wife or girlfriend who's been cucking you and wants to share insurance payouts with her side boys Tyrone & Dwayne. All the bitch has to do is "forget" to lock the door at night or make a copy of the key.

>>31659782
>I have no argument so I'll tell him gb2reddit

>>31661666

Literally the most common tactic on /k/ after calling your opponent a "cuck". Apparently typing:

>Reddit

means you automatically win any argument.

>>31659582
Honestly everything else aside I just don't get how the whole email leaking thing isn't brought up more.

Like I guess everyone is okay with the apparent fact she's above and beyond the law?

>>31662167
>Like I guess everyone is okay with the apparent fact she's above and beyond the law?
You have to Be With Her otherwise Literally Hitler will win #FCKH8

>>31660181
>right =/= duty
back to civics class

>>31660181
>responsability to lrn2spell

>>31658887
Teleport behind them

>>31658939
>shot himself six times in the back of the head

the coroner was heard to say this was the worst case of suicide he has encountered in his 43 year career.

>>31659821
No, your name is Vladimir or Katya, and you live in some small village in Serbia south of novosibirsk. No exceptions.