What branch of the British army can I join RIGHT NOW that

>>31649115
Right now? None of them. It would help if we knew your qualifications as well, best paying would be the Submarine Service.

>>31649154

4 A levels (BBBC)
1 college certificate

Didn't go to uni

>>31649167
Try to join as an Officer then, but if you tell them you want to join for the money they will give you the boot.

>>31649191

The process for joining as an officer sounds a bit hard and takes too long

Army Air Corps pilot

>>31649217
>I want the most money
>Naw I don't want to work for it

Guess who's going to end up a quartermaster

>>31649217
If you do not want to do things that are hard and time consuming why the fuck would you want to join the military?

>>31649240
>>31649248
You know these guys come and make these threads just to trigger you folks right?

>>31649268
>Everyone is trolling, nobody is actually this stupid

Ah, the naivety

>>31649248
I want the privilege of saying I'm in the army

>>31649641
We do not want you.

>>31649664

>we

>>31649664
>>31649876
yes we, even across the pod here in the USA

Join REME, be an air/sight tech.

The course is nails, 80% something failure rate, but a buckshee lance corporal rank AND a higher pay band. The best thing is that you won't be alone in your virginity if you do get in.

>>31649302

It's the only way I keep any faith.

>>31649115

Want to be a pice of shit that nobody likes, but still have an easy(ier) life? Join the RAF Regiment.

>>31651252

>RAF regiment

Mandatory video:

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>>31651307

Never ever let them live it down

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>>31651307
The shitty Phil Collins music completes it.

>>31649248
I just want to get money without working hard. Ideally I would get money for just sitting around all day and browsing the internet or watching TV.

>>31651590
Not going to happen in the military despite the jokes.

>>31651403
That image is an obvious fake. Careers for queers? No one would put that in an advertisment. They wouldn't say "paedophile", either. It's spelt, "pedophile".

>>31651590
>>31651590

Join the SPS. Be a Clark, push papers and fuck up pay.

It's easy, fast promotion, they are screaming for recruits, and (if your lucky) you will literally spend all day with your thumb up your ass in your room.

It's a dice roll, if you can handle basic (it's easy, don't be first or last), handle the bullshit in your training, you will laugh all your military career, being paid the same as the trench diggers.

>>31651878
>That image is an obvious fake.
No shit, you must be a hoot at parties, paedophile is also the British spelling so it apples when talking about the British RAF Regiment.

What about someone with a BSc in Sound technology?

I'm no electrical engineer but I can clean audio (like audio forensics) and have damn good ears. Have a passion for audio gear.

Recently single, finding movie and game post production slow work and feel a need for something new and adventure

>>31651987
No such thing as a sonar officer but it sounds like you will enjoy being a sonar rate, make Chief and life becomes so easy its a joke.

>>31652012
Hmmm ok thanks. I'll look into it

>>31651590
>>31649641
You sound like a fucking cunt.

>>31649115
The sharia patrols pay you in underage pussi and halal bread.

>>31651307
I don't understand how rock apes are so consistently shit. Three generations of my family are able to spin dits about them, I just don't get it.

>>31649115
>What branch of the British army
>Branch
>of the army
The army is itself a single branch you mook. You mean which branch of the British "MILITARY" can you join that pays the most. And the Answer is none of them. Pay grades are based on rank. Pay grades are the same across all branches of the British military by rank.

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>>31651944
Helps avoid confusion with feet and soil

>>31649115
i've reported that scandalous fit in or fuck off patch to the queeen. You'll get it now you scoundrels.

>>31651883
difference between a clerk and a clark m8?