Are there any notable instances in which home invaders were subdued

Here you go. There is an audio of it as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_David_Smith_killings

>>31647613
There was this woman in Russia who subdued an invader, kept him on viagra and tied up for two days, then fucked his brains out.

And there's that one video of the Aussie libtard comedian who says "don't worry m8, they not gonna hurt you, they just want your TV."

Sorry, but if some psychos comes into my house in the middle of the night, they're gonna get it.

>>31647623
Poor guy he just wanted to steal a television set

>>31647824
/k/ a truly magical place

In one of the only nine cases where someone claiming self-defense was prosecuted in the UK the person dragged a thief back into their house and set them on fire.

>>31647623
I have a fetish for this

>>31647652
she broke his penis and he said he was troumatised

>>31647824
woudn't the theif sue for sexual battery or some shit like that?

>>31648919
In California, probably, but anywhere ekse, this thief probably wants as few people knowing about this as possible, a trial would just bring more attention.

Wasn't there a Story about that gay porn star that fucked the burglars for nine days?

>>31649244
it was gay and fake

>>31648836
Clearly the UK needs to crack down on the unregulated sale of matches.

>>31647618
Knowing the whole backstory... eh, I'd have had a hard time voting to convict.

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>>31648836

>set them on fire
>but only after dragging them back into your house

>>31651468
after i read that he shoot each kid 6-7 times i dunno he's kinda guilty but sentencet to life is a bit much

>>31647613
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Sentenced-for-Violent-Virginia-Home-Invasion-383330191.html

http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2016/07/12/brentwood-five-defendants-charged-with-torture-in-2015-home-invasion-attack/

http://www.wgem.com/story/22727900/torture-and-rape-part-of-mo-home-invasion

And those are just a few from the last decade.

>>31651624
Oops, misread the OP. Those are people tortured in home invasions.

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Here ya go

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>>31648895
Death by snu-snu

>>31651643
Wat

>>31651643
>>31651659
Disclaimer, not real.

Still pretty funny though.

>>31647618
Eh, that one is debatable I mean the all the audio had according to the article is the girl screaming and him finishing her off. As for what he said as response to her laughing could be nothing more than someone in the heat of the moment in response to an attacker. The finishing shot seems like it was more of a mercy shot. They were there to to rob a 65 year old who had been robbed a shit load in the past so who is gonna miss those fucks any way?

>>31647618
He did nothing wrong.

>>31651604
they forfeited their lives the moment they broke in his home.

>>31651705
it would be justified if he not dump a whole ruger and revolver magazine into the laying kids

>>31651699
>The finishing shot seems like it was more of a mercy shot

Yeah, that's what caused the problem. Doesn't matter why, if you shoot someone who isn't plausibly a threat (anymore) you're gonna have a bad time.

https://www.bustedlocals.com/fisherman-had-sex-with-alligator-multiple-times-as-payback-for-trying-to-eat-him/
Think this counts. Fuckin florida man

>>31651699
>mercy shot
You aren't killing a deer, you can't execute a wounded person because they broke into your house, I don't care how many times you've been robbed. Shooting them is legal, executing them is not, i'm glad the fucker is rotting in jail.

>>31651654
>Ill never be a down on my luck druggie looking for a quick buck by breaking into a seemingly undefended house
>Ill never be caught by her and raped for days before being released and mocked by her
>Ill never have to kick my habit by going to the gym
>Training, lifting, improving for months on end
>There will never come a time where I think Im ready and I break back into her home to reclaim my manhood
>We'll never have a quasi relationship consisting of a constant battle for dominance
>Wrestling matchs that end with the looser being pinned and fucked
Feels bad.

>>31651762
>you can't execute a wounded person because they broke into your house
Faggot.

When they break into my house, they already lost the rights to live.

>>31651717
Torturing people is evil tho

He had every right to kill them but nobody deserves torture

>>31651705
The only mistake he made was the method, and the assailants were teenagers.

1: dragging and positioning the bodies as he did lets a liberal weasel of a prosecutor claim it was pre-meditated. The coux-de-grace shots were pretty damning too. Morally im on board, but seriously, dont do that. You will get fucked.

2: He waited a long time to call the cops. He should have done so right away.


The way you need to do a justified killing is this:

Open up like a mother-fucker (seriously, fuckin mag dump) this lets you later claim you were acting in fear for your life.

Dont do any of this kill bill double tap shit. Soon as they hit the ground you stop shooting unless they are still armed.

Call the police right away. Freak out. I mean tears, fuckin vomit, whatever, look just utterly distraught. "You didnt WANT to, WHY DID THEY MAKE YOU DO IT! OH GOD THE HUMANITY!"

dont fuckin brag yourself up later either. You need to play the part of a man who was forced to do something he didnt want to in order to survive.


Was the shooting justified morally?

Yeah.

But not legally.

Remember, the law is not morality, you very well can get fucked for doing the right thing the wrong way.

>>31651808
if someone break into your house you need to neutralize the threat if that means killing them then yes
but thoose kids where bleading about laying in thier own blood they were not a threat anymore he just cold bloodedly executed them

>>31651810
Whoops, thinking of the wrong guy, nevermind my comment.

>>31651835
*out
shit its rly late

>>31647613
no

>>31647613
check out Varg mane

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>>31647623
She had viagra handy just in case someone broke in?

>>31651935
well that's definietly enough /k for today
good night komrades

>>31651910
I know I do

>>31647618
I listened to the audio. I feel nothing. Shit eating teens shouldn't have broken into somebody's house.

Of course he was a fucking retard for finishing them off, should have just shot the first one as he came down the stairs, checked for weapons and shouted at to the second one that he shot her friend and that they should fuck off, and then called the cops.

>>31651762
>>31651756
>>31651699
He had 3 goofs.

First, recording it.

Second, mercy shot.

Third, he never called the cops to report it, he just told his neighbors to report him.

The last one is a big one.

>>31647623
thats not really how viagra works

>>31652067
Tbh senpai I'm glad he's in jail and the two hoodlums are dead

>>31651643
i can't breathe

>>31651935
kek'd thanks m8

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>>31651643
full sized

>>31651624
>>31651637
same, I almost posted the chesire murde3rs too because I'm a CO fag
also the hi fi murders, BTK, and tons more

we need to make a /x/ and /k/ meetup

>>31649244
That just sounds like the plot to a gay porno.

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>>31647613
>Are there any notable instances in which home invaders were subdued and tortured by their would-be victims?
no, but sounds like it would be a great sub plot in a movie though.

There was that woman who owned a jewelry store in Russia.

>>31647618
>>31651699
>>31651756
>>31651762
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>>31651835
http://us.tomonews.com/this-chilling-audio-recording-of-byron-smith-executing-two-minnesota-teens-which-secured-his-murder-conviction-is-not-for-the-fa-2922782

>>31647644
If you mean Jim Jefferies, he ironically got burgled in "safe" England by guys with machetes and I'm pretty sure he and his girlfriend were tied up and beaten by their attackers. God he is a stupid faggot.Literally one of those "if you kill your enemies, they win" people.

>>31654345
is it fake or that's where the meme comes from?

>>31654345
"lets not turn this rape into a murder" HAHAH fucking golden

>>31651808
> People like this have the same right to own a gun that I do

>>31657578
Not everyone is a fuddy cuck
He really did nothin wrong

>>31647613

That is an awful haircut

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>>31651705
this

>>31657498
>taking a comedian's routine at face value

I bet you think wrestling is real too

You don't break the law until the Law finds you.

Why he called the cops?

Also, this story inspired the movie with the blind guy!

>>31657937
The crew cut has taken America to the moon, on overflights of a nuclear Cuba, from Parris Island to Vietnam, and into your grandma's vagina.

You watch your goddamn mouth.

>>31658114
I was here to post this.

>>31651705
I'd say the "kill shots" were what put him over the line into excessive force.

>>31651810
I know its bad but imagine if they were allowed to do it maybe it would prevent people from stealing

I say let the person lose all rights as soon as they enter some ones house with out permission

>>31647623
She didn't look half bad either.

>>31657503
>>31654345

This one was real, but I'm convinced the teenager was messing around.

>>31651804
>Remember me? You made me your bitch, now I'm gonna make you mah bitch.
>And this time, I got the butter

It wasn't a home invasion but my friend had his car ripped off and it popped up on cragslist a few weeks later.

We went with him to pick it up, he brought the key and title and we brought baseball bats.

We broke the guy's legs and left.

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If the Chinese ever invaded, I would capture a female chink soldier. I'd fuck her in the ass from behind and right when I was about to nut, I'd slit her throat.