What was it about General Custard that made him so widely

>>31643050
He invented the custard of course.

>>31643066
And Custard's revenge is when he mixed up an intentionally bad batch to give the indians all food poisoning.

>>31643050
His pie took the dignity of many a man, and the soul of many a clown.

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>>31643050
Custer wasn't a General retard

>>31643050
He was absolutely batshit nuts. There's really no other way around it. He took the wolverine as his totem and he owned that shit.

He would sit down, take stock of the enemy and battlefield, and then figure out the best way to use a charge by shock cavalry to overcome the enemy. A charge that he would inevitably lead himself screaming like a madman.

It's a pity he wasn't a noble in the days of knightly cavalry.

>>31643315
He was made a Brevet Major General during the Civil War.

>>31643812
>He was made a Brevet Major General during the Civil War.

Not a real general m8

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He got dirty on the frontlines with his men.

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>>31643098
Nah, it's when he does a massiva rape spree to Indian women

>>31643940
He was also a Major General in the US Volunteers.

You are correct in that the final rank he held was as a Lieutenant Colonel of the Cavalry.

>>31643315
Nigger we're talking about General Custard, not Colonel Custer, get it fucking right you mouthbreather.

>>31644640
General Custard? Pbah! General Tso was leading the charge to the buffet table long before the Romanes.

>>31643050
His luxurious locks.

>>31643050
Fucker had a gun, yo.

>>31643975
I.E. Every U.S. General Pre-1914.

>>31643050
He decided to leave gattling guns behind because he was too eager to attack women and children, which resulted with him being surrounded and out gunned and out nubbered.

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>>31643050
What wasn't?

>>31643050
>you'll never be out shooting injuns
I know they all died and stuff, I'm just talking about the period

>>31647065
>2016-140
>getting out nubbered

Should have stuck to pudding desu

>>31645078
This. That was long after Captain Crunch sailed the milky crunchberry seas tho.

>>31643050
Charging JEB Stuart head on while outnumbered and winning gives one hell of a reputation.

>>31647509
Custer was the original Leroy Jenkins.

>>31647453
General Mills would wipe the floor with Capt. Crunch.

>>31647546
And the Salvation Army would keep Crunch and his treasonous crew out to sea until they starved or the waves took them.

>>31643050
Little in the way of mercy and command of a group of men with the cutting-edge in weapons. You don't fight a man like him if there's any other practical option.

>Custard will never lead the charge on Count Chacula's Keep

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>>31647708

>>31643050
Definitely his hair and moustache.

>>31643050
He had rich red hair and eyes as blue as the sky according to a documentary I saw. He was also very confident, fierce in battle and a friend of his men.

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>>31647077
When he came bottom of his class at west point. When he got all his men wiped out due to his own stupidity.

>>31647065
And his reinforcements decided to leave him and his men to die in favor of raiding the indian camp. Don't forget that part.

His causality rate during the civil was over 100%. He'd get all his men killed, get reinforced then get them killed too.

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>>31648091
>rich red hair
shit was blonde.

He was actually a decent commander during the civil war but was daring which inevitably got him killed because of his eagerness to prove himself

K needs more 1800's talk

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>>31643098

>>31644009
you cant rape the willing, son

>>31648133
He's still a sexy fucker

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>>31643066
as the inventor of pocket flan that brought him his fortune.

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>>31645078
>general tso has nothing on general chang, me brother.
mmmm-aaaahhh

>>31654401
>>31645078

Colonel Sanders would defeat both your chink chicken shit generals

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>>31643050
>What was it about General Custard that made him so widely respected and feared?
i think you mean colonel mustard..a man truly to be feared as well as to be respected.
please get a clue.