You're getting into your A-10 Thunderbolt when these guys

>>31636453
no one cares

>>31636453
Strafing run on their hangars

Go back to cleaning the skidmark out of the seat the pilot left while telling my self I'll one day be able to fly it.

"oh this old thing? Yeah I use it to fly loop de loops in your mom's puss"

Look at my feet and mumble "t-thanks, you too"

>>31636453
Yell

THANKS BUT YOU WILL BE OUT OF A JOB IN A YEAR

Tell them to keep their no guns faggot hands of my engine nacelles.

>>31636453
Y...you too.

strafe their chase car and laugh when they fuck up the landing

>>31636453
Punch open the helmet as Blackbird pilots are obviously the ayys captured at roswell.

>>31636453
Take off first.
Straffing run on there tanker.
Laugh all the way home.

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>>31636635
EL OH EL

>>31636453
FUCK YOU BONO!

>>31636453
Throw a lit match at their bird.

>>31636453
You say "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"

>>31636453
"What are you doing here? Looking for diapers for your leaking bitch?"

>>31636453

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of being able to kill people with my plane.

>>31638651
Is that Putin???

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>>31636453
>SR-71 fags not eternally butt blasted by their lack of armament
Hahaha come back when you can actually kill something worth a fuck heh kid nice try.
>Heh look at me in my fast jet oooh so sleek I need to refuel the second I take off because I'm too fucking stupid to not leak everywhere
Yeah nice survivability faggot

>>31636453
>unzips BRRRRRRRRRRRRT

GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU AYYYYYYYS

>>31638998
this does nothing anon, you can't even into jet fuel

Those are some old faggots. Especially considering the last SR71 flew, what, 17 years ago? I'd tell them that if they don't stfu, I'll revoke their weekend pass from the home.

>>31641328
The SR-71 leaked like a motherfucker because the body had to account for thermal expansion.

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>>31636453
>"BRRRRRRRT"
>slap down visor
>pull down canopy
MF during this shit

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>>31641434
true but what kind of jet fuel was that famalama? also look up its ignition point

>>31641434
Not the guy you were replying to, but the test for ignition point of the blackbirds fuel was to throw a box of lit matches into it and watch it fizzle out. Shit had to be chemically activated to ignite. Cool and expensive as hell

>>31641718
SO HOW ABOUT SOME NAPALM

>>31636453
"At least mine isn't pissing fuel all over the runway right now"

>>31636453
atleast i get to kill people

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>>31641215
you tell me, anon

>>31637669
You're thinking of the U-2

Just take your .45 and poke a few holes in the starter cart engine block
I mean fucking needing a buddy crew to be able take off

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>>31636453
>Mfw they can't hear me laughing over the roar of my 7 barrel, 5,000 rmp, 30X173mm "toy"

Brrrt their parked plane to death.

>>31636453
That's a kickass album cover.

>>31636453
"It's pretty great these are still flying, isn't is?"