>October >no spoopy innawoods thread What supernatural

>>31628378
I fear the goatmen.
My dogs fears the ATF.

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>>31628410
howdy Maryland.

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>>31628378
Reptilian shape shifters.

>>31628378
Succubi. It's all fun and games until you have a half demon bastard every weekend.

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>>31628378
I'll dump some skinwalker stories. It's been ages since I read and saved these, so no promises with regards to quality.

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>>31628601
I'll join in.

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>>31628666

middle of the day and im creeped out. thanks /k/

>>31628545
When did Hillary become a witcher?

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>>31628378

>>31628779
Holy fuck this one is new to me 9/10 will read again. Thanks for the post, anon.

Yeah, didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

Haven't had any skinwalker encounters since that one incident with the trapper, not counting the usual mauled livestock that you see when your farm's next to a forest with bears on the regular.

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Requesting more

>>31632990
>criminal justice
lol
How do your parents feel about you wasting their money because you're too much of a bitch to get a real major?

/r/ing: Alabama goatman, horse and trailer on dark snowy road, ghost dog that saves anon from a walker

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>>31633178
got goatman for ya

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>>31628410
there is no need

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>live in the desert
>right at the very edge of what can be considered town
>pure desert and then forest for 30 miles to my east before a major high way
>read this thread and the other one
what is sleep

Who's higher in the food chain, clowns on skinwalkers?

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anybody got the one of the guy who pulls over to check the horse trailer in the winter?

>>31628378
>What supernatural beasties scare /k/?

None. Because I'm a grown man.

You do know you have to be 18 to be on 4chan, don't you?

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>>31636964
thats right anon, theres nothing to worry about, come out to the woods

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>>31628378
>The ATF?

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>>31635848
You hunt these fucks in Az, im also here and love creepy shit.

Any documented cases of anyone killing or damaging one of these things?

>>31637037
Hell yeah. AZ is rich with these Native American creatures.

>>31628378
Why is there a massive revolver cartridge near the fence?

Bumping. Again.

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Anyone got some more? I'm jonesing after these two threads

I have a few personal experiences in Connecticut of all places. At work right now, keep the thread alive and I'll post em in a few hours.

>>31638131
Will do

I've got a little Spoop story from when I was 12.

>Be me up in Heber, Arizona.
>Be innawoods
>Just walking around
>Come across little meadow
>See some shit on a tree
>It's some Injun shit
>Forest goes quiet
>That's my que to leave
>Almost shat my self
I made it a rule to stay away from Injun shit or grounds innawoods. I always get some creepy ass vibe.

>>31637727
do you have any experience with any particularly spooky regions? id love to go backpacking in such areas

>>31638207
I don't really know of any, but generally go DEEP in the woods. You'll usually find creepy shit. My uncle was up on the Mogollon Rim once and he found an RV riddled with bullet holes and stuff in there like food and stuff. Like everything was just left in a hurry.

>>31637580
I wouldn't worry about it anon

Bump for our /k/ommando at work

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For my boy at work

>>31638950
2 more hours then stories

>>31639689
Hella, sounds good.
Closest I've got was seeing a black triangle on a rainy day, but we've got a B-2 based like 20 minutes away

Holy crap this is the best thread on chan right now... bump because this thread is not aloud to die..

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>Watched Fire in The Sky
>Went out with buddies camping the next day
>Set up camp about two miles from where Travis claims he was taken
>Try to sleep but I kept hearing weird shit outside the tent
>mfw

Bump for spoopyness

Surprise, guys, I'm not dead
Sorry for the long absence and lack of posts. It's been killer down here with the flooding. Trailer houses are not easy to save after mold has set in.
Anyway, I haven't hand much time to take pictures and the "meeting place" has pretty much been swept away by the water. I did camp out for a week in my woods and I have an interesting story if y'all are still interested in this whole thing.

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Caugnar Faugn.

His cult's gettin' uppity in the hills nearby.

>>31628378
wait there are deer women... Oh my god I can finally get laid..

>>31640228
go for it

>>31640228
dog bro man I was there for your first thread what's up, got any links to newer stories. I was the guy who suggested you could make a sitcom out of it..

>just got into woods with tent, shotgun, and other supplies. It's about 5:30 pm
>lay my offering on the stump and continue on my way
>hike about 5 miles in before it starts to get dark
>find a nice and clear spot to set up
>set up tent and start a fire. Eat and browse social media for a while
>about 12, I head into my tent
>fall asleep and wake up around 1:45. Can't shake the feeling of being watched
>hell, I'm in their territory. The Dogmen are probably just curious
>stay up the rest of the night
>crawl out of tent at 6, eat, and pack up
>notice huge canine tracks all around my campground. Not gonna lie, I got a little nervous
>give my neighboring farm a call asking if I can look for a lost animal on his land. He happily agrees and I continue on my way
Day two is just pissing around in the woods and shooting rabbits for supper
Day 3
>I hike on to my neighbor's woods and explore. Not really looking for anything, but I see a Dogman cross the deer trail I'm on and stop to look at me
>it stared at me for a good minute before it continued on its path
>had to change pants there
>it's dusk and I hiked about 15 miles in. I cook supper and string up a cooked rabbit about 50 yards outside of my camp
>around 2 I hear a pack of coyotes come and check out the food. They stay for about five minutes before I hear something snap the paracord that held the rabbit
This was 550 test cord, too.
Continuing to the weird part

>>31640404
Oh, yeah, I remember that! I didn't save any links, but the Dogmen have been leaving me alone. I've been extremely busy with all the flooding that happened down here. I think me and my buddies have done around 120 houses since the flood. What's been going on with you?

>>31640548
What's this about dogmen? I wouldn't mind reading it all if you wouldn't mind saying it again

>>31640548
>>crawl out of tent at 6, eat, and pack up>notice huge canine tracks all around my campground. Not gonna lie, I got a little nervous>give my neighboring farm a call asking if I can look for a lost animal on his land. He happily agrees and I continue on my way Day two is just pissing around in the woods and shooting rabbits for supperDay 3>I hike on to my neighbor's woods and explore. Not really looking for anything, but I see a Dogman cross the deer trail I'm on and stop to look at me>it stared at me for a good minute before it continued on its path>had to change pants there >it's dusk and I hiked about 15 miles in. I cook supper and string up a cooked rabbit about 50 yards outside of my camp>around 2 I hear a pack of coyotes come and check out the food. They stay for about five minutes before I hear something snap the paracord that held the rabbitThis was 550 test cord, too.
what a shame that thread was gold.. Just glad to here you have managed the floods alright.

>>31640508
Day 4
>I wake up and inspect the cord that held the rabbit. It was broken, not cut.
>salvage the remaining paracord and continue on my way
>I call my neighbor and tell him I'll be out of his woods shortly.
>back on my property and I get to the offering site thing
>I lay the remaining cooked food on the stump and start to walk back
>I hear a huge crash right behind me, like a big oak tree just fell
>I spin around and aim my shotgun at the Dogman
>it lowers its body into an attacking position and growls
>the Dogman looks at my gun, then me, and then the tree beside me
>it made a quick jerking motion with its hand, almost looked like a spasm
>I continued to point my shotgun at it
>its growl grew louder and it made the motion again
>the hell does that mean, dude?
>I finally figure it out and set the shotgun down
>it slowly raised itself up to the full 7 foot mass of muscle and fur. It still did not break gaze with me.
>needless to say, I'm on my last pair of pants now
>it strode to the offering stump, 15 yards from it. It only took 3 steps
>its massive, almost human like hands grabbed the two rabbits and squirrel and flicked them into a nearby tree
>it walked up to me, and for some reason, all I felt was pure, unadulterated hate.
>it took all I could to maintain control of myself and all bodily functions
>it showed me its back and a small tuft of greyish fur stood out right in the center of its back. Right where I aimed
>it walked back to its tree and looked at me
>it then turned back and continued on its way
>I sprinted the fuck out of there as quickly as possible and rebuilt all the barriers between my land and theirs. I haven't been back since. This was about 3 weeks ago and no other contact has been made with them. Quite frankly, I like it that way.

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>>31640568
Here's a greentext

>>31640758
wait buy a metric shit ton of discount peanut butter, for them wholesale... leave and let the fun begin .

>>31640758
To clarify, when I say "...right where I aimed", I'm referring to my first run-in with the Dogmen.

>>31640779
Appreciated Lad, I'll give it a read

>>31640228
Oh shit! I remember you from some threads ago. I remember your Dogbro stories.

Bump for more Dogbro

>>31641031
same

>>31636964
Sure friend, whatever keeps you asleep at night, I'd rather have it that way so you don't see them when their on your ceiling

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>>31641063
why do I have a feeling every one wants more dog stories because they want they guy to get a dog girl....

>>31641076
Somebody should make a dog girl related innawoods story

>innawoods at night
>enjoying the cold crisp air
>can't hear any wildlife whatsoever
>suddenly hear this godawful roaring in the distance
>the smell of Lynx and Vape clouds hits me
>source of the sound is revealed
>Chavved up Honda Civic
>tfw only woodland near me is next to a fucking main road


fucking england

so...is this all forealz or...should i not even be asking?

>>31641092
every body just wants a cute heat warming story about a k person finding a dog girl and her people and helping them get their rightful claim to their 400 square miles of pure Wyoming countryside.

>>31641031
Sorry, man. That's all I have on me. Someone may have the other detailed things I gave. The only important thing that was in there is they had built a borer between my "land" and "theirs". It was made out of sticks laid like -----
After I started leaving cooked food for them the sticks started disappearing and a few sticks were laid like ----| |----, so it created a path between my land and theirs. I had also set up trail cameras high in trees (30 ft) and they were gone when I checked. There was a big slash where the strap hung on the tree. That's about it.

>>31641112
>Someone may have the other detailed things I gave. The only important thing that was in there is they had built a borer between my "land" and "theirs". It was made out of sticks laid like -----After I started leaving cooked food for them th
dats cool dog bro. Don't make anything up because people want more the truth is better ;)

>>31641076
You are on /k/, so you fill in the blank

>>31641126
I'm a shit fiction writer, I'm better at chronicling actual things I observed/ know extensively about ex weapons and machines.. other wise I suck at writing interpersonal dialog. my characters end up doing a shit ton of stuff with hardly any non crucial conversation

>>31628378
The Ant Man

Fuck you guys a faggot can be afraid of psychopaths too you know!

>>31641144
Take a look at my story. You're not alone. Honestly, if /k/ only wanted good stories with quality writing, I wouldn't have posted that. I'd honestly be embarrassed about having written that if this site wasn't anonymous.

>>31641155
You're afraid of a kid's movie?

Damn you really are a faggot

Okay finally out of work, stand by for story time

>>31641301
yay, personally I don't find skinwalkers too scary, I mean most of the people on my campus stare mindlessly at their smartphones with earbuds no response..

>>31633047
Couldn't he be an attorney?

>>31641301
Let's go my dude

>>31641301
This happened about 3 years ago before I started browsing /k/

>be me living in one of the oldest and spookiest states, Connecticut
>me and 4 friends want to go camping in the woods for a week
>me and two other guys, and their girlfriends
>I was just out of a relationship and kind of mad at the world
>grab my grandfather's m1 carbine and my great grand father's colt .357 police special
>15, 30round mags, plus belt of ~30 .357 rounds
>grab my trusty Bowie knife as well as a smaller buck knife and my pocket knife
>I'm always over prepared
>pack more than is needed, just incase
>friends come over and we hop in my car
>drive to state forest that starts in the edge of town
>state forest has a huge reservoir on one edge
>there was a town that had its roots in the late 1600's in said reservoir
>when they built they damn for the reservoir they kicked everyone out and just flooded the valley
>people also claim there is some sort of "jersey devil" in the forest
>notevenspooked.jpeg
>drive into the midst of said forest
>park car along main trail then start hiking along one of the smaller trails
>lots of people go 4 wheeling and dirt biking through the trails
>see the occasional motorist as we trek deeper into the forest
>eventually stop hearing noises of motors
>keep walking
>finally around 1500 after 7 hours of walking, we find a place to camp
>a small open area next to a hill
>a nice rock face to keep our backs to
>I'm really anal about stuff like that
>never sit in a restaurant with my back to the doors or windows
>always being observant and looking around
>maybe I'm paranoid but idgaf
>anyway 2 friends start making a fire and the other 2 start to gather enough wood to last us through the night
>I start setting up everyone's tents
>about halfway through the last tent I look up and notice no one is around
>not immediately concerned
>then I get that weird feeling
>senses go into fear mode and heighten
>become very aware that there is no noise what so ever
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>Innawoods at Brown Mountain NC with two old buddies
>Set up tent and basic fire
>We aren't too far in, maybe 2 miles
>Night comes
>Hanging out by fire talking about when we where in school and shit
>Gets late
>We head in
>Fire out
>Almost asleep
>Hear chattering and footsteps
>Red light starts to illuminate tent
>Suddenly gets super fucking bright red, whole tent is fucking glowing
>Heart racing, gonna get TACTICAL
>Light instantly vanishes
>No voices
>No footsteps
>Nothing
>Start yelling to leave
>Nothing
>Work up courage to get out of tent
>Nothing

We bugged out and left the tent.

I will never ever camp at Brown Mountain again.

>>31641609
>be me walking in the woods at night with red light talking to my friend.
>just shooting the shit about our day
>not really paying attention to where we are walking
>oh shit we walked up on someones camp site.
>decide to quietly leave to try and not wake them up.
>later hear shouting, shit guess we woke him up..

>>31641642
Our tent was so bright inside it hurt our eyes. Only way I can describe it is if we were inside a fucking giant tail light.

Also, from SPOOKED to getting out of the tent, it was about 3 minutes. We had a clear view of about 400 feet in all directions since we were in a flat pit type thing.

>>31641642
Also, we didn't hear anyone leave. Entire camp was covered in sticks and leaves etc since it was fall.

If there were people there, they stayed there hidden until we bugged out, which in itself is fucking creepy.

>>31641523
Typed that first bit on my phone sorry if it's a little fucked

>the only sound is the ringing in my ears, quickly broken by a faint far off gust of wind that lasts less than a second
>I start looking around and wondering where everyone is
>suddenly firewood friends appear
>"hey anon, are you okay?"
>I take a deep breath to try and calm down realizing that I was freaking out for nothing
>"I'm fine, you guys had me worried you all disappeared"
>Laugh and brush it off
>turns out the other two had slipped off for a quicky in the woods
>by now it's 1730ish and we're all hungry
>build a fire blind out of some rotted logs to reflect the heat back towards our tents and the wall
>this was in November so it was pretty cold at night
>one girl breaks out all this fancy camp cookware and starts making us some camp biscuits or hard tack
>it wasn't bad but I didn't care for seconds
>break out my percolator and start to make some coffee
>just as I set the percolator over the fire I look up and see everyone is quiet and looking around rapidly
>wtf.png
>"what's up?"
>"anon didn't you hear that?"
>"hear what?"
>"the howls!"
>coyotes had them spooked
>I chuckle and egg them on
>the guys catch on and start spooking the girls harder
>a howl from just over the top of the hill pierces the air and freaks us out a little
>light a lucky strike and check on my coffee
>listening to the sounds of the woods, leaves falling, wind blowing, faint owl noises, constant coyote howls
>It was a really crisp night and I decided I wanted to spend the night outside instead of my tent
>so I grabbed my stuff and set up next to the fire
>Everyone went to bed and I drifted off too

Day 2
>I'm the first one up at 0600
>it's still dark out so I stoke the fire and get it going again
>by the time everyone wakes up its about 0730
>"couldn't take the cold last night? eh anon"
>"I was fine out here, the fire kept me warm"
>that and my -40 rated sleeping bag
>"we heard you in your tent anon!"
cont.

Had my own run in with something about 3 months ago.

>Live in North Texas (DFW) area
>Get a call from my grandfather that he'd like me to come down to his farm for a visit
>I like grandpa. He's as much of a whiskey snob as I am.
>I grab my AR, a whole .50 cal can of ammo and a nice bottle of bourbon and make the 4 hour trip to his farm in pretty much the center of Texas
>I couldn't help but notice that I didn't see any of his cows while driving up his driveway (he keeps a couple dozen or so as a hobby)
>First thing I notice when I see him is that he looks like shit
>Even though he likes his whiskey he's not a hard drinking man any more, not since grandma passed away at least.
>It's clear to me that he hasn't been sleeping much at all.
>Also when he greeted me at the door he had is old side by side 12 gauge with him, like he was expecting trouble.
>After the usual chit chat I ask him why he wanted me to come see him
>He tells me that he's got this cow he needs me to "take care of" for him
>I told him how I didn't see any when I came in and he just kinda looked away and said he had sold them all
>All except for Jumper. Jumper was my favorite cow growing up. I was there when he was born and I used to always talk with him when I would feed him range cubes
>He got the name on account of the fact that he would jump OVER the barb wire fence from time to time
>Anyway, grandpa tells me that Jumper is his last cow and has been really sick
>When I ask him why he hasn't taken care of him personally he said that he tried but he couldn't get close enough to get a kill shot

Cont.

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>"what the fuck" I say as I march over to my tent
>the flap is unzipped... draw revolver and open flap
>fucking claw marks and punctures all over the bottom
>a little freaked out but I don't remember zipping it up, just freaked out that an animal would creep into a tent
>don't say a word to anyone and don't say anything about it
>"I must have stumbled in there to get something in the middle of the night"
>proceed to make breakfast
>just as I finish dishing out the egg whites a scream tears through the woods
>is that a woman? no that's a cat scream... must be a bobcat
>girls are freaked out
>tell them it's a bobcat and they wont harm us
>girls are freaked out but quickly turns to "omg how cute would a baby bobcat be as a pet..."
>guys and I decide to do some fishing in the creak at the bottom of the hill
>girls want to make camp more "homey"
>so we head down to the creek which is in eyesight of camp
>fish all day, girls bring us lunch
>catch some larger brook trout right before dinner
>bring them up to camp and clean them before cooking them in the skillet
>throw heads, tails and guts off into the woods just down the hill
>walk back up to camp
>again, become aware that everything is dead quiet
>can't shake the feeling something is watching me
>silence broken by friends laughter
>walk back into camp on edge but try to hide it
>pretend to focus on cooking fish while still listening for other noises
>no birds, no insects, no sounds but friends and fire
>even that seems drowned out by quiet
>eat dinner and make some coffee
>decide to stay up all night because I'm spooked
>everyone goes to bed and I let the fire die down
>I had broken down my tent and rested myself against the rock face, m1 carbine in lap
>around 3am I hear leaves rustling down the hill
>puts me even more on edge
>sounds coming from where I threw the fish remains
>it's just scavengers eating the fish, I reason with myself
>drift off to sleep
cont.

>>31642158

>I thought that was odd, but figured what the hell. Might as well do it
>It was already evening when I got there so I told him I would take care of it in the morning
>When I told him about the bourbon he said he didn't want any. Now I KNEW something was wrong with him as he never turns down a nice whiskey
>I decided to have a drink while he sat in his recliner with his shotgun in his lap. He didn't say much and kept staring at the door and windows
>I left him in that chair and went to sleep in the guest room
>When I woke up the next morning he was still in that chair and looked like he hadn't slept at all
>I was getting worried at that point and asked him what was wrong. He said not to worry about it and to just take care of Jumper
>When I took my AR out of the case he got all agitated at me. Told me to take his 30-06 rifle to "do it right"
>I didn't feel like arguing so I took it and my AR and went out to his garage where he keeps an old gator
>I loaded up and started scouting out his property to find Jumper. He's got about 450 acres. About half is woods and there is a stream that borders the woods and then runs out into a field before it exits his property
>It's typically a seasonal stream and sure enough a few branches of it were dry
>After an hour or so I found Jumper. He was out in a field about 100 yards from the edge of the woods
>I tried to get close to him on the gator but every time I did he would bolt
>Something was clearly wrong with him because his movements were all jerky and unbalanced
>Even still he moved fast and was in the woods before I could get close. I didn't want to chase him through there because the terrain was shit, so I backed off and decided to wait for him to come back out

Cont.

>>31628378

Aliens. One night a friend and I were coming back from foraging plants and mushrooms in the Cherokee Marsh Fishery Area in Wisconsin when this huge array of lights appeared to the north. No sound or anything. We noticed it getting bigger and bigger as it came towards us, and slowly began to hear a roaring sound that grew larger as it flew closer. It was fucking terrifying. When it was almost on top we started shooting at it, just mag dumping into the sky, and it went by us and behind some trees and then the roar stopped.

It must have been some serious alien shit, because while we were trying to nope the fuck out of there we saw a ton of cop cars start showing up. We had to low crawl like a mile to the edge of the marsh area and swim across the river to escape -- I sure as fuck wasn't going to have my brain wiped by some MiB types. We never heard about it again.

>>31642268

>He finally re-emerged about 200 yards from where he went in
>Rather than chase him again I decided to just take him with grandpa's rifle
>I set up using the gator as a rest and took careful aim. I figured I would go for a clean heart shot
>When I saw Jumper through the scope it looked to me like his skin was all lumpy, like he had a shitload of tumors
>Anyways I lined up my shot, took breathe and let half out and squeezed the trigger
>And missed
>I shit you not, at 200 yards with no fucking wind it looked like Jumper didn't even know he was being shot at
>Now I'm a decent hunter and have taken durr from farther out. Also I KNOW grandpa's rifle is dead accurate out to at least 400 yards and I've seen him take durr at that range as well
>I chalked it up to inexperience and cycled another round
>I lined up another heart shot, waited to make sure there was a breeze and fired again
>And fucking missed. AGAIN
>I was pissed, no way should I be missing at this range
>I decided to go for a head shot at that point because I was angry
>I lined it up and fired
>And then shit got weird

>>31642233
Day 3
>wake up at 0700
>friend is coming out of tent
>talk for a bit and decide I want to go see what animal ate the fish
>head down over to the area
>no footprints
>but there is a ton of blood... more than anything I threw over here
>investigate and search surrounding area
>find a dead bobcat
>looks half eaten and mangled to all hell
>wtf would do this?
>like it was right on que the silence creeps over everything once again
>I scan the woods and see nothing
>NOPE, back to camp
>friend has stoked fire and we sit on a couple log benches the girls made
>"anon... have you noticed that sometimes the woods grow really quiet for almost no reason?"
>try to hold in my nope and want to tell him to shut the fuck up
>say "yeah, that happens sometimes when predators are around, animals sense it and remain hidden"
>friend looks visibly relived
>"I thought I was going crazy, I noticed it a couple times and thought something was watching me. Hearing the bobcat and coyotes didn't help either"
>laugh it off and tell him he's a pussy
>that's when things started to get fucked
>the smell of blood filled the air
>I didn't say shit
>but i noticed my friends nose was flaring and he was glancing around
>something is out there...
>then it vanished
>friend says "hey, remember how we always talked of joining the army..."
>military conversation ensues
>"maybe we should take watches, like the military, for fun"
>think to myself that he knows something is up too
>"yeah let'd do that" I say
>day passes and silence and copper smell come in and out in waves
>though nothing strange other than that happens
>as night falls and we cook dinner around the fire again a heavy musk of copper floods over all of us
>"something smells funn-"
>EEEEERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>a fucking screech of ungodly proportions makes us all jump
>its coming from the creek
>too dark to see down there and with the fire, night vision is fucked up
cont.

>>31642339

>I know I hit Jumper that time, I fucking KNOW I did.
>I even saw a little tuft of hair fly off from his skull
>But he just sat there, acting like nothing was going on
>I was starting to get really nervous
>Did I miss those first two shots or did I hit him after all?
>I line up ANOTHER headshot and sure enough I hit that fucking cow right between the eyes and he didn't fucking move
>Out of impulse I just rear up and yell at him "fucking die already!"
>That finally got him to move. He started trotting right towards me
>Only he wasn't trotting, he was doing that weird hobble/shuffle like before, like he was having trouble remembering how to walk
>I wasn't having any of that. I cycled my last 30-06 round in the mag and fired off another shot
>I know I hit him because at that instant Jumper bellows at me
>Only problem was it wasn't like how a regular cow would moo or bellow
>It sounded almost like he was under water. Like there was a gurgle to it
>Also it didn't sound like one cow. It sounded like a whole herd of them that were going off at different times
>At that point Jumper picks up the pace. He's about 150 yards away and closing
>I decide to go into "fuck it" mode and grab my AR
>I unload an entire 30 round mag in 15 seconds and know I connected at least half the time
>Jumper couldn't give two shits about that. He kept coming
>ohshititstimetopanic.jpg
>I load another mag and dump
>and another
>and another
>at that point Jumper is fucking bellowing nonstop and he's at a full fucking cow gallop
>He's maybe 30 yards away and the only ammo I have left is in my can and on stripper clips
>I crank up the gator and make a run for it
>Just as I'm hitting full speed I look back and see Jumper veer off his chase and head towards the woods
>I go another 400 yards and stop to reload all of my mags
>When I've caught my breath and I'm sure I haven't pissed my pants I go back to the scene

Cont.

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>>31642455
>>31642440
I'm healthily spooked, please continue.

>>31642455

>Right where Jumper was when I took off I could see blood on the ground
>It was really dark, almost black and had a terrible smell to it.
>It kinda reminded me of the fumes you would smell near the nail salons that are sometimes in a Walmart. Fucking stinks to high heaven.
>That blood is making a trail to the woods
>I decide to follow it
>I'm on pins and needles. Half a dozen times I fire blindly into the woods when I hear a rustle in the trees or a bird chip
>About 50 yards into the woods I find the rest of grandpa's cows
>It's clear they've been dead for a long time
>When I counted the skulls I got up to 15, but based on the bones and pieces of hide there could have been 50 for all I knew
>It was a fucking slaughter. Every cow that was mostly intact had these weird holes in their hides
>There were about as round as a soup can and were jagged
>From what I could tell it looked like they were made by something coming out of the cow rather than a scavenger
>I creep through this nightmare until I find Jumper
>It was clear he had been dead for a long time
>His hide was all stiff and dried out. His eyes were gone and the sockets were dried and shrunken
>How the fuck was he moving around not 10 minutes ago
>I notice the same holes in him and something else as well.
>Bullet holes
>dozens and dozens of bullet holes
>Sure enough, I had hit him every time with the 30-06 and I counted at least 60 5.56 entry points before I stopped counting
>No way any animal could take that kind of firepower and keep moving
>Then I noticed the blood. It led out of every can sized hole in Jumper.
>Each trail went straight out of his body for about a foot and then veered right into the creek.
>There were probably 40 or 50 trails, enough that they seemed to blur into one big ass streak
>That's when it hit me
>What ever caused these trails were the things keeping Jumper moving around
>They were controlling his corpse like some fucked up puppet

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>>31642440
>then another screech, even louder, though I couldn't tell if it was closer
>then silence for what seemed like an eternity
>the sound of thrashing through the woods broke the quiet and it seemed to head around the hill away from us
>I hadn't noticed but my knuckles were white from clenching my m1 with all my might
>I eased up and chambered a round
>everyone looks at me
>idk what to tell them...
>idk what to say to put them at ease
>they shouldn't be at ease
>we are in danger
>don't want to freak them out too much
>"sometimes coyotes and other predators get territorial, but I'm ready for it"
>what the fuck did I just say?!
>no one speaks as the sound of a third screech comes from behind the hill
>"anon... maybe we should leave..."
>It's pitch black and there is no way I'm marching out of here at night
>try to tell them that as reasonably as I can
>we all agree, we will stay one last night then gtfo of dodge
>regardless we pack up our gear in preparation for our morning trek
>no one is getting any sleep tonight
>we all sit around the fire and try to ease up
>one friend pulls a glock from his bag
>the other has a death grip on his camp hatchet
>"I didn't know you bought a glock?" I say
>"after we took our permit class I went and bought a couple guns. I figured better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it..."
>God please let that be true
>talk for a few minutes about guns
>trying to not think about what might be out there, but I can't help but pay attention to everything going on outside the edges of our camp
>the smell of copper has stayed and hasn't gone this time, though the quiet in the woods kept coming and going
>around 2300 we hear another screach, bottom of the hill this time
>then a fucking voice that sounded like a garbled mess of words
>"those eere myyy tampens"
>2spooked2laugh
>"wtf did that just say?"
>one girl is crying and the other is pale as fuck
cont.

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>>31642605

Oh shi

>>31642605

>I took one step toward the creek to see if I could see anything and the shrieking started
>It was coming from all around me. A thousand voices shrieking in unison
>I unload my AR at nothing and then take off. I'm sprinting through the spot of dead cows and I swear they start stirring and shifting around
>I break through the edge of the woods, jump into the gator and haul ass
>At this point it's late afternoon and I've had enough
>I get back to the house and go through the front door
>There's grandpa in his recliner with that fucking shotgun pointed right at me
>He looks scared shitless and it's obvious he's been crying. A lot.
>I yell at him to lower the gun and he asks what happened. He had hear so many shots and then nothing for so long.
>I must have hesitated when I said that it was done because he gets right up in my face and asks again
>"Are you sure it's dead? ("It", not Jumper) You HAVE to be sure!
>I told him yes and to get off my case about it. I said I didn't want to talk about it
>"Good, anon. You did good." He says
>Then he walks over to his whiskey cabinet, grabs a bottle and does a no joke 7 second pull from it
>He probably drained 1/3 of the bottle in one fucking gulp
>When he's done he wordlessly offers it to me
>Fuck it. After what I had seen I was completely spent
>I do my own imitation of him and we spend the next 30 minutes getting good and fucking drunk
>The next morning after about 2 pots of coffee I go out one last time to look for Jumper
>His body is gone along with most of the other dead cows
>I could see drag marks all over the fucking place, all leading to the creek
>That was the last straw. I go back to the house, load up my shit and high tail it the fuck out of there
>I've spoken to grandpa a few times since then but every time he asks if I want to come down I tell him thanks but no thanks
>Now every time I see a cow I just know that fucker is staring right at me. Waiting.

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>>31642654
>says "those ere my tampens"
Mfw

>>31642654
>pale girl proceeds to say
>"that's what she said to me when you boys were out fishing... we were unpacking and I grabbed her box of tampons"
>"THOEESEE EERRRRR MYYYY TAAMPEEEENSSS"
>the fucking thing is coming closer
>start to hear stomping in the woods as the fucking creature approaches our camp
>girls are all but paralyzed with fear
>take safety off and shoulder rifle
>the fucking stomping is almost upon us and then fucking silence
>this silence was different, the air was heavy with the copper scent, strongest it had been
>the fire even stopped making sounds
>my heartbeat seemed to stop
>EEEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>this fucking 11ft tall, gullum like mother fucking steps forward from the shadows
>the fire is reflecting back in its black eyes
>mind decides to replay jaws
>"you know how you know it gets you cheif? It's eyes they roll over black, lifeless eyes like a dolls eyes"
>Watch this ugly ass grey fuck of a being stand there
>it's crooked sharp teeth grinning at us as it drips saliva
>it leans back
>EEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH
>it lets out a defening screech into the night sky
>it starts to take another step and I have what can only be described as an out of body
>I can vividly remember seeing myself stand up rifle still shouldered
>watching the thing look right at me while I let out a scream of my own
>AHHHHHHHHH
>I watch my finger tap tap tap away at the trigger
>30 rounds later and it is fucking gone
>EEEEEEEEEE
>as soon as my ears stop ringing I take a deep breath and fucking puke
>I light a cigarette and puke again, the proceed to finish the cigarette
>EEEEEEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAHHHH
>it's at the bottom of the hill again
>it sounds angrier than before
>I put in another mag and asses my friends
>glock friend apparently mag dumped aswell and is reloading his mag while trying to keep from shaking
>both girls are crying without sound
>machete friend is frozen except for blinking
>SNAFU never applied more perfectly
cont.

>>31642827
Keep it coming Anon

>>31642827
Well count me spooped.

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>>31642654
>those eere my tampens

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>>31642827
>M1 Carbine and Glock mag dump

>mfw all I would have had are 6 rounds of 155g of .357 magnum

>>31642827
>notice the fire is dying
>thank god these girls stocked up a shit ton of wood
>throw some more wood on the fire
>try to think
>how the fuck am I going to survive this?!
>an even greater wave of fear washes over me
>I may not survive this
>in that moment I kind of accepted that
>maybe I was fucked up on an adrenaline high, maybe I had gone crazy or maybe I was thinking perfectly clear
>but I just accepted that I may die out here by the hand of some creature that was straight out of my wildest nightmares
>I vowed it would not fucking take me without a fight
>in the time I had been thinking and tending to the fire I sort of lost track of time
>it could have been 5 minutes or an hour, but the thing started making a ton of noise
>grunting and wheezing, stomping and thrashing
>FFFWWWWOOOSSHHH
>THWAP
>wtf just flew by?
>it threw the fucking mangled bobcat at us
>"oh shit it hit her!"
>other than being bloody and starting to puke the girl who was hit was fine
>NOPE
>don't pay attention to her or the cat
>that's what this fucker wants!
>notice they are all looking at her, I shoulder my rifle and scan the edge of camp
>hear it coming back at a quicker pace
>almost like it was fucking galloping
>creature emerges coming in fast
>this time I almost felt comfortable
>time seemed to stand still and I let out a few shots at the creature
>it freezes
>I proceed to get fucking furious
>letmeseeyourwarface.gif
>AHHHHHHH
>shoot it again
>wtf are my feet doing?
>why am I stepping towards this horror
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>step closer and keep firing
>notice it hasn't had an impact on it, I can see it's wounds but it doesn't go down
>BANG BANG BANG
>friends glock barks
>EEEEERRRRRAAAHHHH
>it screeches and retreats once again
>"we're all gonna die wahhh"
>girl crys more
>think outloud "yeah probably"
>"what the fuck anon?" says machete friend
>glock friend seriously growls "this thing took bullets like a sponge to water and didn't go down, it keeps coming back..."
cont.

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this ones been shared a lot but I think I found the coords of where it happened (or at least a place that pretty closely resembles it)

40.603573N
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there is another similar location about a mile or so due east on the same unnamed road.

>>31628410
>>31628378
>the ATF
That's just a myth, anon

>>31628471
As a child I thought goatboy was quite possibly the stupidest thing ever.
As an adult it makes me laugh until I cry.

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>>31628378
A personal favorite of mine, Autistic Woodsman or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Remove Cultist

>>31643360
>"if we have any chance of survival it's to fight it off until morning then get the fuck out of here when we can at least see where we are going" I say
>brief argument about this but in the end everyone agrees better to stay where we have some protection and safety rather than leave ourselves completely exposed and in darkness
>hear the creature thrashing and screeching again
>then silence
>"FUUUEEEEK MEEE LIIKKEE THAAAAT"
>girl cries again
>machete friend can barely say "it was watching us while we fucked..."
>he proceeds to puke
>it's stomping around again, this time it heads back around the hill
>the smell of copper fades only to be replaced with the smell of gun smoke and vomit
>take out a cigarette
>just as I take the first drag it screeches again
>EEEEERRRRAAAAAHHHH
>spin around and it is at the top of the rock face glaring down
>now I don't normally fire uphill for fear of what I might end up hitting
>but this was no time to be worried about that
>raise m1
>click
>cllick click click
>FUCK
>pull out .357 and dump 6 rounds into it's head and chest
>girl who was a mess somehow gathers the strength to launch the bobcat at the thing
>It vanishes again
>reload .357 and clear my dud m1 round
>the smell of copper returns just as heavy
>though there is no other sign of the creature
>check my watch
>0130
>god damn... we have a long way to go till morning
>surprisingly the next hour was quiet
>then another screech, its at the creek again
>THWOMP THWOMP THWOMP
>heartheycomeagainsir.gif
>why wont this thing just give up, or die
>"I'LL SHOOT YOU AGAIN FAGGOT!"
>I actually laughed at that
>but when I heard
>"CHOOOT EEYYOOO FAGGGUUT" from down the hill, I lost it
>this fucking thing is taunting us
>everyone looks at me like I've gone crazy
>I just smile, the biggest shit eating grin
>I don't fucking care anymore
>it appears again
>just as I aim at it, it jumps to the left
>by the time I swing my rifle to where it is, it has jumped again
cont.

>>31643716
>realize I am between glock friend and creature
>aim at creature as it steps closer
>quickly drop to one knee and open fire
>glock friend opens fire
>glock friend goes click
>I go click
>NOPE.
>it's not moving this time
>it steps closer
>.357 save me now
>when that goes click the grey ghoul from hell is 5 feet away glaring down at me
>not us just me
>I'm frozen, I can't move
>staring into 2 lifeless cold eyes that are piercing my very soul and sending chills into my chills
>it's mouth opens to reveal its gnarled mass of teeth once again
>mind is racing and pulls up ex gf
>wtf mind now's not the time to use that
>I get very angry and draw my bowie knife
>it flashes its nasty black claws at me
>I proceed to grin at this abomination
>I don't know what made me think that was a good idea
>staring contest ensues
>broken by screams
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>everyone fucking charges this beast with wooden logs, a burning stick and a machete
>EEEEERRRRRRAAHHHHH
>it screams and retreats before anyone can get to it
>it's not just after 0300 and we have all had it
>me glock, machete and bobcat friend have all embraced the fact we may die
>other girl has not
>she freaks the fuck out
>goes crazy and hysterical
>"I can't take it anymore!"
>she takes off into the night
>glock friend starts to run after her
>I tackle him to the ground
>"NO!" I say "she's gone..."
>he starts to break down and cry
>we listen and can hear 2 sets of feet running through the woods
>EEEEERRRRRAAAAAHHHHH
>the creature screeches in the distance
>then we hear a woman scream
>then silence
>dead silence
>the screeches continue the rest of the night but never getting any closer
>once it is light enough to see and see while walking through the woods, we grab our gear and gtfo
>the first half a mile was filled with an ever growing smell of copper and we feared it would come again
cont.

>>31643990
>but after that the smell dissipated until it was gone completely
>we hoofed it back to the car and proceeded to drive straight to the police station
>where I told them we were attacked by a large "animal" and she ran off into the night
>about a week later her body was found by hikers
>the police report stated she had been mauled and eaten by a "very large animal" possibly a bear

Since then glock friend and I have become very close he slipped into a very deep depression for a long time,
machete friend and bobcat girl got married and moved to the city. Glock friend is the only one who will bring up what happened and only when he and I are alone. He still feels like it was somehow his fault and he could have saved her. At the time I did't know what the fuck we saw out there but since browsing /k/ I assume it to be a skinwalker of some sort. I know if there was a sure way to kill it, glock friend and I would go back out there in a heartbeat and hunt that fucking thing down. Believe what you want, but these fucking things ARE real and as much as they are joked about on here, you just never know what you are going to find in the deep woods... or what will find you.

That is the one close encounter I have with a skinwalker, however I have several other spooky innawoods stories if anyone is intrested

>>31644108
I'm gonna be frank. But, living in Arizona and talking to Natives like the Navajo and Apache. What you saw was not a Skinwalker, but something different and much more Alpha than a Skinwalker. Skinwalkers are shapeshifters. I'd rather fight a Skinwalker than what you saw my friend. Let me tell my Skinwalker story.

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if this thread is still alive tomorrow ill do an analysis on some of the biological and not-so biological aspects of some of the spooks posted on these boards. a lot of them carry the same characteristics, maybe with some research we can find something that will do some decent damage to these spooks.

if not there will be other threads to post it on, and I'm sure if I find out anything cool ill post it more than once.

someone please screencap that last story^^

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>>31644182
>mfw you tell me I fought the chad of cryptids

>Be me Summer of 2014 just bought a DSA Arms FAL Voyager from pawn shop.
Unfortunately sold it to pay shit
>Be on the Mogollon Rim with my buddy. Let's call him Dylan. He bought a Mosin M91/30. Your generic poorfag rifle.
>Up there for a 3 day camping trip deep woods.
>Day 1: Get up there and set up camp. Nothing happens we just talk and shoot shit. I brought 3 magazines and about 120-ish bullets.
>Had 2 magazines in case some shit goes down.
>Go to bed
>Hear some rustling outside. Don't mind it because I'm thinking it's maybe an Elk or Deer that traveled through camp. Which happens a pretty good amount of times.
>Day 2: This is when freaky shit happens. I see a Whitetail about 50 meters away from our camp.
>Take out my bino's to check it out.
>I see it has no tail.
>whatinthehell.gif
>We stare at each other for a good 5 minutes.
>Then it hits me
>It's no deer
>I pay close attention to the Navajo when they tell me about stuff I should be wary about up in the woods. Like sacred ground and stuff like that.
>I take two warning shots at it. It just keeps walking towards me.
>Dylan walks up and asks "Anon what the hell?! If you kill that deer we're gonna be fucked."
>I say "That's no deer Dylan."
>He catches my drift because he's Navajo.
>He says some Navajo shit and takes a shot with his Mosin.
>This thing I kid you not gets up on its hind legs and sprints off.
>We pack up our stuff and leave.
>We go to his uncle on the res up in Ganado and tell him what happened.
>He tells me to call my parents and for Dylan to do the same. I just tell my dad I'm gonna be staying up in Ganado because Dylan got sick and I'm his ride home.
>Dylan's uncle brings out K98k and covers the bullets with ash and loads it.
>Dylan's uncle tells us to answer the door to nobody that night and we all are fueled by coffee and paranoia.
>Someone knocks on the door. It says it's Dylan's mom.
Mind you, Dylan lived in Tucson with his mom. No way she'd drive all the way to Ganado.
Contd.

Why is every one so scared of made up monsters humans are more then scary enough.. a man in china killed 17 people by hand to hide the fact he killed his parents, we have the BTS killer, the greenway water killer. We are monsters that's before we get into genocides. Humans my dear friends are what you should fear.

>>31644377
Precisely just that
It is extremely well documented of people killing other people since the dawn of time
It is an entirely old concept
There are plenty of well known ways to kill a person, it is some people's jobs to do so
But the thought of going against the unknown, a rumor of a beast thats evaded humanity's lust of blood, now that's truly scary

Contd.
>Dylan calls his mom and she says she's at her house.
>Dylan says "No, you're right here in front of Uncle Anon'a house."
>That's when she hangs up and Uncle Anon swings open the door and shoots it with his 98k. It lets out the most gut wrenching scream. Worse than a Mountain Lion.
>Wake up the next morning and Uncle Anon calls over a shaman to give us blessings and a charm (which I lost).
>It's supposedly wards off Skinwalkers.
>After that I take the 3 hour drive back home.

Now, a Skinwalker is a shapeshifter. It's normal form is some Native American witch or warlock.

Here's some info on those fucks:

-If an animal has no tail and it looks like it naturally has no tail. It's more than likely a Skinwalker.
- NEVER say it's name aloud in the desert, forest, and especially at night. Trust me.
- The only way it can harm you is if you look at it or talk to it.
- The only way it can get into your home is if you let it in.

>>31644199
Sure. We'll name the thread "/k/ figures out how to kill spoops."

>>31644377
Thing is. I never believed in Native American folklore until I came across it. With Native American myths and legends I herd it. European folklore, I laugh at. You see Dracula kid movies, but no Sammy the Skinwalker or Willy the Wendigo.

>>31644439
Never say the skinwalkers name? Or never say skinwalker?

>>31644455
Chlorine trifloride if this shit can't kill it nothing can

There needs to be a jagged alliance style game about /k/ommandos taking on spoils.

First few missions are busts, and everyone only has shit, but then one mission, a goat man or something fucks with em. After that, shit gets serious.

Also some early power weapons are shit like, homemade gauss rifle, single shot belt guns, trainer RPGs, and a crazy asshole with a PTRD-41

End game, /k/ompany is contacted by a g-man and gets a government contract for Ultimate spooks, like that one story of people in army winter training get fucked with by a deer man.

>>31644550
Never say "Skinwalker"

>>31644577
If there are deer men there must be deer women no. Pheromone traps mabey . The rest is up to you.

>>31644565
How about H2S?

Shit is horrifically deadly, smells like rotten eggs, but a lethal dose, which is small, burns out your olfactory sensors before you can even smell it.

Then it reacts with the water in your lungs to form sulfuric acid and something else.

We can mustard gas spoops. All it is is ammonia and bleach.

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Alright, I'm a SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape) Instructor for the military and I've spent probably 2 years in the deep woods on the US for the last 4 years. I've never seen anything spoopy until a couple weeks ago. (Pic related, flying in)

>Deep woods evasion op needs to go down.
>Decide that a mobile Command Post will be built deep in the North Eastern Washington area. 200 or so miles from anyone nearby. No roads.
>Equipment is helicoptered in, supplies are dropped.
>Get dropped off along with two other guys to begin to set this area up and get the Command Post running.
>Go for a short walk to take a piss, see a corner of something marble. Inspect it. It's a gravestone for a 6 year old child who died a year ago
>No cell service, really shitty radio comms
>Tell buddies and we decide the mobile CP needs to be moved, radio in to base
>denied, tell us shit can't be moved, costs too much etc etc
>Unnerved but we none the less continue to do our work. First night comes and we wake up. Nothing weird, begin to ease into the work flow. We're going to be here for 2 weeks.
>During first day we work hard, cutting some trees down to make LZ. Getting firewood. Preparing for winter.
>Settle in at the end of day, one guy begins to joke about grave. Dead kids name is Caleb.
>Go to sleep. On our Mobile CP it is basically a metal box with one metal door that can be locked from the inside.
>I'm closest to the door, lock door then turn out lights. Lay in bed. We drift off to sleep
>About 0100 hours the door flies open then slams so hard it moderately dents the metal frame around the door.
>we all awake with a start. "What the fuck?"
CONT

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>>31644651
>we all awake with a start. "What the fuck?"
>Grab weapons open door and reverse clear out of the building.
>cross in front of our CP buried into the ground with coarse old rope holding it together. Freshly dug grave in front of cross that is empty.
>Run back into CP. Grab NVG's leave CP. Go to radio in. No signal, no response.
>Scan tree line with NVG's, lock door on CP with our keys then patrol woodline. We're all trained trackers, look for any signs of humans. None. Had just rained, no boot prints or footprints
>Come back to CP after patroling. Door is still locked. Good
>Door can only be locked from inside, or from outside if you have keys. Pretty fucking crazy locking system.
>unlock and go inside. fucking dolls made of wood with hair made from lichen and wrapped with that coarse rope on all of our beds. Each one representing us.
>Sit inside CP with guns on door rest of night. Keep trying radio. Nothing.
>Next day helicopter flies in. MSgt shows up to see our progress. Show him everything.
>He's super fucking unnerved.
>As we're talking a twig snaps in a drainage below us.
>Fucking see a figure moving
>GAME ON MOTHERFUCKER. 4 highly trained men who have spent tons of time in the woods and know how to move swiftly give chase
>"Halt!" Motherfucker is hauling ass, can hear his bare feet hitting the wood as he leaps logs
>Buddy see's him for just a second, one long leg before it was obscured. Couldn't describe what it looked like. "Just a black figure guys". Search for tracks. None.
>Get back to CP, MSgt vomits on the ground he's so shaken. Tries to radio in, no response, helicopter crew can't reach with their radio either.
>Talks himself down, Helicopter crew says we're all just getting spooked.
>ends up leaving us saying he'll be back tomorrow.

>>31644663
>Tense night spent in the mobile CP. Door locked and barricaded with heavy fucking Iron stove.
>Wake up next morning and go out. All of our supply boxes are stacked on top of eachother to a height of 25 feet I'd estimate.
>Don't even fucking deal with it. Get up on top of roof with rifles, food and water and wait while trying radio. No response.
>Day moves on. Forest is dead fucking quiet from morning until night. As the sun sets, twig snaps begin to occur all around us.
>Fuck this we have guns and NVG's. Hop off the roof and all snaps stop. Advance into treeline. Hear a couple twigs snap. See nothing through PVS-15's.
>Keep following the sound of a twig snapping like idiots. See a mark in the tree, looks like it was made by an axe
>another is 10 feet away. Twig snapping has stopped
>follow the marks in trees. End up at dug up earth in the shape of a grave. Ground looks old like it was dug up a year ago. Big enough for a young boy.
>Try radio once more. Nothing
>we're shitting ourselves. Head back to CP. unlock door, go inside and aim guns at door. Take shifts sleeping.
>I'm off shift and asleep when something slams into the CP so hard it rocks the entire structure. We stay inside. Try to radio in. nothing.

>Next day comes. We're in an extremely fragile state of mind. No helicopter. Get comms. They tell us it's probably a grave for a dog and to keep working.
>Go outside, light scratches all over door starting at the top and going all the way to the ground in long strokes.
>Huge chunk of scuffed paint off of side. Probably from impact that we felt. Supply boxes are still stacked. No signs of humans.
>Radio again, nothing. No comms.
CONT

>>31644611
can confirm, my friend thought it was funny to yell that shit in an abandoned Paiute canyon where we camped

>"yo anon something kept fucking moving around my tent last night"
>itoldyou.png
>we proceed to steer clear of any petroglyphs and caves for the rest of the trip

>>31644675
>Work but cautiously. Come up with insane idea.
>Gather the most wood we could ever imagine. Put dolls in, put cross in, douse in gasoline.
>"We mean you no ill will. We wish to use this place in peace, and welcome you to stay and we do this to rid any of the evil away."
>Light that motherfucker up. Burns super hot. White hot, incinerates dolls and cross and everything. We stay out all night watching it burn down to coals. Morning comes. Birds, gentle rifts of wind through the trees.
>Feels like a weight has been lifted, work all day. Helicopter shows up that night
>Nobody will come and investigate our "grave", drop off supplies, help us bring boxes down.
>They leave, work the rest of the two weeks. No other strange happenings.

>>31644682
Yeah. Another good idea is to not SAY THAT SHIT ON INDIAN GROUNDS OR RUINS. YOU DOUBLE FUCK YOURSELF.

>>31644688
I really enjoyed reading that story

>>31644199
/k/'s Guide To Spoops and How to Kill 'Em

>>31644706
only place out in the bush where I've been truly unnerved, there was also some creepy ass religious rock paintings, looked like coyote priests or some shit

>>31644739
Keep away from that shit too. Also, I'm hearing 'Yotes right now. Bad timing after reading this shit.

>>31644108
DOUBLE FUCK YOU
On campus and no one's around ND I hear stomping on the roof.
Fucking fuck FUCK

>>31644180

Yes, interested.

Where is the location of your first encounter? A state park or something?

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>>31628378
Wendigo sets my fucking mind on fire in the woods at night.

Mostly because Wendigo doesn't play by any rules, wendigo is a tuurngait, a forest spirit, cannibal human, deer man, sasquatch

Wendigo can be whatever it fucking wants, and it'll get your asshole.

Canadian innawoods special mention: Qualupalik.

>>31644108
This is just way too crazycto believe. But goddamn do I want to. No way some natural or unnatural beast of the wilds can take that many boolits and still move around. Great story otherwise h0ss.

>>31641112
Do you think you seen a female? i mean i'd fuck one.
try to guess when they go into heat or something and give waving your dick around at the edge of the woods a go.
you might get lucky.

>>31645271
MADMAN
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>>31628378
ITT
>/x/ faggots scared of caves and burial grounds.
>people that believe in skinwalkers
> This fucking autist >>31644199
>jesus christ guys. fucking call yourselves "/k/ommandos"

>>31633691
That guy is my fucking hero

>>31645452
But I degress, I like the stories. Sorry I'm a raging faggot.

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>>31645962
What am I looking for?

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>>31644890
I wouldn't worry about it

>>31645528
>>31645452

It's okay anon, they're all fake but make for good stories.

There's three types of stories Man Vs. Man, Man Vs. Himself and Man Vs. Nature/monster, these just scratch the itch of the last type.

Although I think most are pretty far fetched to say the least...

>>31646160
Dude its right there, how can you not see it.

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>went camping in Dawson forest/gnal this last weekend
>second night I crawled in my hammock around 12-12:30
>brother and friend go to the nearby field to look at the stars
>get woken up by brother an hour or two later saying they came back because they heard a loud hissing/breathing sound near the hole to the underground
>barely awake, so I just mumble acknowledgement
>friend and brother get in their tents
>as I'm drifting back off to sleep I hear a similar loud hissing sound about ~200 yards away
>roughly the distance from our camp, to the hole
>Think I have to be imagining it because my brother just mentioned it, and besides he would have said something if he had heard it
>fall back asleep
>wake up at roughly 4 am to the sound of 3 gun shots followed shortly by 2 more, couldn't have been more than 300-400 yards away
>grab pistol out of the hammock pocket, sack thing
>sit in hammock waiting for more shots
>nothing happens for 30 minutes, even asked friend if he heard it and he said no
>fall back asleep
>wake up at about 5:45 because its suddenly freezing
>stumble out of hammock to get bivy out of brothers tent to wrap around sleeping bag
>struggle to set it up in barely awake state
>hop in hammock when I hear a few footsteps behind our camp
>ask friend if he heard it and he says no again, but both times he was mostly asleep
>sit in my hammock with my pistol until everyone wakes up around 7:30
>not a fun night
Pic related was the camp, the rustling was behind the hammock between it and the tent, the gun shots and hissing were in the direction behind the camera

>>31644919
Yeah, it's in North Western Connecticut

>>31646160
>dudes haircut
/lgbt/ poster got lost

>>31637037
>daewooguy
>drives a toyota
Da fuq, anon?

>>31641178
where can i find it?

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>>31646519
Weirdest part about the gun shots was it's not rifle season, it's a WMA so you can't just shoot, it was 4 in the God dang morning, and it was multiple shots.

>>31628378
>eastern Europe
>4 days ago
>decide me and my father to visit his village
>mostly abandoned now
>8am we are there
>park the car and head to our house
>while walking there hear very strong howling noise
>like repeatable like a wolf pattern and yet it sounds very differently
>stop to listen to it for few minutes
>it was not very far
>shrug it off thinking its a bear
>father had his share of bear encounters and is still in doubt
>that is very fucking close
>arrive at the house
>pick some apples
>the noise didnt stop for the next 2 hours
>pack our stuff and leave
I dont even want to know what it was

>>31645962
>Multicam?
>He's talking to Jeff Bridges?
>that haircut?
>"PANDA" ?
>Is that a double stack mag pouch on his back?

>>31646160
Look at the guy on the right jacket

Its fairly well known in Scotland if you go out in the Highlands youll see some wierd shit. Heres a couple:
> be me, 7 or 8 at the time
> family lives in an old mansion house in middle Scotland, tiny village a few miles away, nothing but glen and forest for miles around, we owned 12 acres so all private and fenced off, except for a wee graveyard all the way at the end of the plot near to town
> kept guinea pigs and rabbits out the back of the house in what we called the Upper Garden, had about 10 rabbits and 20 guineas
> dad was ex military, prize distance shooter at Bisley, has a powerful air rifle and a shotgun by the back door to scare off foxes that try and get the animals
> probably about once a week we would hear the guinea pigs squeaking because of foxes, so my dad would grab the air rifle and scare them off
> one morning, I go out to check on the animals
> all in pens and hutches so fairly safe, they cant escape
> all hutches are fine, except all the rabbits are cowering in the hutch and wont come into the run to get fed, all properly shook
> count the rabbits, one is gone
> no signs whatsoever of forced entry/exit
> wtf.jpg

Cont.

>>31646930
> go out searching the grounds for the rabbit, thinking my sister probably let it loose to run around
> search the woods, nothing
> upper garden, nothing
> we had a patch of marsh in our land, small brooks ran through so very marshy, reeds about 5 foot tall, called the Sunken Garden
> see trampled reeds, too big for a rabbit, once again assumed my sister
> start following the path of broken reeds
> I found the body of the rabbit in a small opening in the reeds, laid out lengthways, unnervingly precisely
> rabbit had been split from crotch to sternum, guts clearly visible, blood already congealed, but nothing missing from the rabbit, almost surgical
> almost like killing for curiousity
> run and tell my dad, he looks concerned and tells us to leave it alone, and count the rabbits again tomorrow
> slightly spooped but too young to properly think about it
> went back to the house, not thinking much of it

Cont.

>>31644439
never look at it? so what itd leave you alone/give up on you if you just closed your eyes after seeing it out of your peripheal vision?

also would 12 gauge be enough for skin walkers?

>>31646966
Dude are you going to finish this story or what?

>>31646966
> that night, having dinner around 7-8pm, its winter so darkness comes early and heavily
> hear the guinea pigs squeaking and squealing something terrible, dad immediately bolts up, straight to the back door, grabs air rifle, fires a warning shot as he always does
> except this time instead of putting the rifle away, he stands in the doorway, with the most unnerving look ive ever seen on a mans face
> without turning around, 'anon, hand me the shotgun'
> pass him the shotgun, he immediately checks both barrels are loaded
> grabs a handful of shells into his pocket
> grabs his air pistol and slings in the back of his jeans
> steps out, the shotgun barks once, then about 5 seconds later
> comes back in, reloading the shotgun
> mum was out so just me him and my sister in the house, he hands me the air pistol with hands slightly shaking
> he had taught me to shoot but obviously I was still a scared kid so it must have been fucking serious
> 'anon, lock this door behind me, do not let anything in'
> anything
> properly fucking crapping myself now
> watch dad out the window creep off into the darkness
> an hour passes, nothing
> another hour, nothing
> suddenly a bang on the door 'anon, its dad, let me in'
> let him in, his legs are covered in mud and grass stains, sweating profusely, very worried look on his face
> doesnt even take off his boots, goes around the house twice checking all doors and windows
> tells me to go to bed
> wake up in the morning
> dad had pulled a chair into the back corridor and blocked the door, had another facing the door where he had fallen asleep shotgun in lap

Cont.

>>31646616
He has a Daewoo K2

>>31647061
> decide not to wake dad, its bright morning so I assume all is fine
> decide to go check on the guinea pigs and rabbits with the air pistol, still wasnt sure what my dad was freaked out about, figured it could have been a massive fox or somesuch
> decide to walk around the grounds, trying to figure where my dad had gone the night before
> go innawoods down the back of the plot
> push through a clearing of trees, wearing flimsy plimsoll shoes
> suddenly step in something squishy and gloopy
> look down
> fox laid lengthwise, cut from crotch to sternum, nothing removed whatsoever
> fucking spooked, start running back
> stumble through some trees and upon another fox corpse, same exact layout
> hear twigs snap behind me
> primal fear kicks in, pinged a pellet wildly behind me before sprinting for my fucking life
> sounds like the forest is collapsing around me with all the noise
> dont stop running until i reach the house a few acres away, dropped the air pistol while running
> wake up dad, tell him immediately
> dad checks the shotgun is loaded and immediately goes out, I follow
> creep down through the garden, find the air pistol
> go into the woods, tension is sky high
> find the clearing
> no body, no disturbed ground, just blood
> find several other blood stains with no corpses
> dad tells me never to go into the garden at night whatsoever
> we moved soon afterwards

Sorry it took a while to type out, long time ago and im trying to do some work at the same time.

>>31647117
have you ever brought it up with him?

>>31647117
Not necessarily cryptid related but I've heard of mountain passes in the highlands where intense battles between the Scottish and the English took place. Supposedly sometimes you can hear the sounds of the battle and on occasion even see the ghosts fighting

>>31647117
Another one:
> be me, around 13 this time
> dads gf has a caravan in the highlands by a loch
> nothing around the campsite except trees, fields and sheep
> one of the girls at the campsite loves walking, and brings back bones she finds on her walks from long dead animals
> see one mounted in her caravan, the skull of a ram: except the left lobe had beeen completely crushed
> girl assumes the ram fell and died
> dont think much of it
> over the next few days walking in the hills and forest, me and my sister find a number of animal bones, all pearly white, no sinew or muscle, hence youd assume its been there a very long time
> come across a set of rib bones half buried in the dirt, no skull or other limbs
> most of the ribs show fractures and breaks, looked like a car crash, but no roads for miles
> odd, but keep going
> reach the top of the hill
> by a rock we found what we assumed to be the rams skull, showing similar fractures to the ribs
> rams must fall alot around here then, still odd considering the flock was miles away by the campsite
> next day, trekking up a stream up a hill

Cont.

>>31647147
Me and him dont really talk, havent seen him in years. My mum left shortly after the incident so I have no clue how relevant it was in that, but he was properly shook.

>>31628378
what's the point of having these threads when some faggot comes along and starts dumping screencaps everyone has seen a dozen times?

>>31647219
> occasionally find hip bones, ankle joints, ribs, most in decent condition except for breaks or fractures
> stream starts cutting into the hill, small overhangs starting to form
> about half a mile further in, see what appears to be a cave
> letshavealook.bat
> at the back of the cave was a lot of torn up moss and several rams skulls, every one impeccably clean, no sinew, probably about 4
> sister is spooked as fuck, as am I
> decide to bail the fuck out, get home quick
> try not to think about it
> 2 days later, the rams sheperd
came round asking if we had seen one of his rams
> nope
> decide to help him look, spend about 5 hours on the hills looking for this fucking ram
> gets dark, everyone calls it a night
> next morning look again, nothing
> tell my dad about the cave up the stream
> we go and investigate
> another rams skull is there with a few scattered chunks of bone, all immaculately clean and pearly
> something had literally picked the ram clean, every single piece of flesh gone
> told the sheperd, who immediately stared my dad in the eye, before turning and hurriedly going back to his flock
> havent been back in over 10 years, but apparently the sheperd hasnt had his herd graze there since


Lots of strange lights seen in the Highlands too, i assume its the RAF bases though. Theres a reason I never go innawoods without my bowie knife or broadheads & bow now.

>>31647170
Yeah the highlands is a pretty creepy place. Theres no dangerous animals whatsoever, theyre all pretty tame, but every scotsman I know takes a big ass knife into the Highlands with him, if not a shotgun. The town nearest to me at the time had been the sight of some massive mining disaster or something, lots of guys died underground, generally known as a haunted town.

>>31644108
i know it happened in the dark, but what can you remember about how it looked like?

>>31647117
All good, i just thought you'd abandoned us

>>31645271
>In other news a local man was savagely mauled by some large animal all he can repeat is da pussy da pussy, we assume it was some large cat or a group of house cats residents are warned to stay inside.

>>31647232
Cause not everyone has seen them and some are worth reading a second time if you had

>>31647350
I agree with anon 31647350
It also allows others who have not read the previous works to catch up to where everyone else is, so everything makes sense.

>>31647317
Here's all that I remember
>grey humanoid figure
>roughly 11ft tall
>mass of gnarled teeth, some sharp, some just crooked and jagged
>it's eyes were black, completely black, but no larger or smaller proportion wise than a humans
>it's nose was flared up... think half way between a Voldemort nose and a normal nose
>it had narrow shoulders and long arms >it's torso was long and it seemed to bed very flexible
>it's skin was a grey, not like an off white grey though
>It was like a wet cement grey, a perfect shade between black and white.
>it had human like hands but instead of finger nails there were sharp claws
>maybe an inch and a half long
>it had extremely large nipples, about 6+ inches in diameter (just a guess)
>and it had male genetalia
>it's legs were weird, I can remember it used its legs and walked with the knee bending both ways
>When it walked on 2 legs it bent like a human
>when it walked on 4, the knees went back the other way, it was fucking weird
>it did bleed though, just not very much
>it was a very dark red, but not black
>other than that, it just had it's nasty smell and it's drool

>>31647430
anon that sound like me....
I really should stop scarring people as a hobby and get some fucking surgery..

>>31647430
>6+ inch diameter nipples
Yeah i know her. She's a fucking monster alright. Didn't know she had a sex change though.

>>31647447
Rebecca?

>>31647470
no just a horrifying former neck beard with skin folds... getting off that diet of tendies and mothers basement casues shit

>>31647481
>But i love my chicken nugger and sweer potato!

>>31641102
Generally real.

>>31641102
I wouldn't worry about it

>>31647481
>no more tendies
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
so that's what the screeching was in that story

Night /k/

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>>31644919
Another story, about a year later. I have never experienced anything like that close encounter since, though I have had a few spooky innawoods happenings, just nothing on the "you're going to fucking die in a living nightmare" level. This story was pretty spooky

>be me about a year after cryptid encounter (read 2014)
>visiting a friend of mine that goes to school in Maine
>bring bowie knife and 1911 with me b/c I'm never going anywhere unarmed ever
>ccing both
>make it up to my buddies college
>we start catching up and drinking
>friend says there is a huge party going on later
>fuck yeah I'm in
>fast forward
>leaving his dorm hop in friend's truck and drive to party
>it's a bonfire in the middle of the woods...mfw
>try not to think about it, there will be a bunch of people and it should be fine
>get to the bonfire and start drinking
>friend introduces me to some of his Maine friends and we talk about hunting and guns for a while
>eventually get talking to a girl and start flirting with her
>she says she has to go to the bathroom and wants me to come with her to keep her safe
>"""incase of animals"""
>internally I kind of NOPE. but I'm a little drunk so I go into the woods behind her
>and.... nothing spooky happened
>she pees, comes on to me and we make out, start heading back to the fire
>hear coyotes howling in the distance
>just coyotes nothing to worry about
>they get a little closer but not much and nothing significant happens
>back at the fire I look around for my friend
>"Hey has anyone seen (mainefriend)?"
>"oh yeah I saw him with that quiet girl, they went off into the woods"
>Meinnagger.jpeg
>don't worry about him and start trying to get laid myself
>end up fucking this chick in the bed of my friend's truck
>she leaves about an hour later as the party starts to die down
>where the fuck is Maine friend?!
>he comes walking out of the woods with a huge grin on his face
>lipstick all over his cheek and neck
>wait..that's not lipstick
cont.

>>31647672
> thats not lipstick

You had me at "not lipstick"

>>31647672
>"dude wtf is on your cheek and neck? is that blood?"
>bro insists its lipstick, but lipstick doesn't dry and turn a dark crusty brown
>I drop it and ask if he's okay
>says he's fine and he'll tell me the story on the drive home
>he's clearly in no condition to drive so I take his keys and pour him in the truck
>"where are we going? the party isn't over, where is everyone?"
>"dude, you've been gone for hours, all that's left are a handful of people"
>"nah anon, I was gone for an hour tops"
>fucking drunk people
>disregard him and start driving back to his dorm
>he then tells me his story
>says he meets this chick standing on the edge of the party
>he was buzzed and she looked pretty so he started complimenting her
>said she was flirty and smiling but didn't really talk, just kept saying "mhm"
>he tells me he dropped some crazy pick hook up line or something
>something like "are you an archeologist, b/c I have a large bone for you to examine"
>she giggles and they go into the woods to fuck
>he says the fuck and she wants to go again but she has to eat first
>proceeds to tell me that she tells him to wait there and she walks into the woods
>he said that's when he heard coyotes
>he said he was worried so he started after her
>howling came closer
>then the girl just stepped out from behind a tree with lipstick all over her face
>"it was a lot of lipstick though, and kinda tasted like iron"
>internally I'm freaking out b/c I know he is too fucked up to understand what happened
>anyway he goes on to say the fucked again and then she said she had to go and so they both walked back to the fire
>but when they got closer he turned around and she wasn't there
>he called out to her and looked around but marked it off as she being a slut
>says that all that had only been about an hour and then he found me
>2freakym8
>but atleast bro isnt dead and we are headed back to the dorm
>go to bed
>I wake up to my friend punching me awake and he looks like he saw a ghost
cont.

>>31647776
>31647776
dude he had a skin walker that was legit in to him he is one lucky man.

>>31647776
>fucked a skinwalker
What a goddamn champ.

>>31628378
That black shadowy thing in the forest just off the side of the road at night. It likes to appear when I ride my bike as the sun sets.
Fear of the dark is silly. You should embrace the darkness as your friend, but fear the others hidden in it.

>>31628378
can anyone tell me what in the fuck is spokey about that picture all I see is a propane gas tank "i do have reservations about those my neighbor had a 2000 gallon LNG tank to run a generator and his house burned down we were told to evacuate" But literally there is nothing creepy in this picture

>>31647875
What? Do you think you're a big guy or something?

>>31634891

The striker lever looks taped down.

>>31647776
>"what do you want asshole?"
>"anon something is wrong with my dick!"
>LMFAOUWATM8.jpeg
>Maine friend whips out his dick and says "look at it"
>a waft of fucking dying decaying meat hits me
>that should not stink like that
>then I notice his junk is covered in some black sticky shit, almost like molasses
>"get your fucking dick out of my face!" I proceed to laugh at him and say "your freaky fuck from last night must have gave you something!"
>he gets pissed and goes to shower it off, still freaking out
>I ask him about the "lipstick"
>he goes "you mean the fucking blood! and look at my back!"
>he takes off his shirt and there are deep scratches down his back
>he holds up the t-shirt he wore last night and it had red blood streaks in it
>I'm wtfing he's wtfing
>he says he doesn't remember anything other than going into the woods fucking her and coming back
>so I tell him what he told me
>he starts freaking out and starts praying and shit
>I don't blame him it was pretty fucking weird but nothing bad happened
>he got over it in a few weeks and wrote it off as just a weird hook up
>he got tested and his dick was fine, unless he has some weird cryptid STD
>the scratches on his back went away except for one
>if you are looking at his back it goes from his left shoulder to his right hip
>he claims he has never seen that girl again, though whenever he goes out to that place for parties, he always sees a coyote at some point in the night
>he has never elaborated much beyond that

After my experiences, I don't doubt that coyote is the chick he fucked. But he hasn't really experienced anything like I have so it's understandable that he writes it off as nothing. Don't really know why only one of his scratches scarred over though, that has him and I both baffled. I have my theory but I keep it to myself. I have a handful more experiences that idk how to explain other than. I'll post another in a little while.

>>31647918
>he was so good it wants it again...

>>31647940
skn walkers stop attacking humans, after word spreads about how good fucking is.
Vore fetishist get their dream..

>>31642158
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>>31642693

Good story, you think maybe this a situation like John Carpenter's The Thing? Best I can recommend is to try and burn the next cow that gets infested. Has your grandpa been better since then, like, fairly recently?

>>31642300
>be me and friend high on shrooms
>plane flys overhead
>fuck is that a UFO?!
>mag dump at plane
>freak out and run away
>police called because of excessive gunshots in woods
>low crawl through some trees and a puddle
>stand up and sprit home
>guys on /k/ are gonna love this!

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Not innawoods bit kinda spooky it has to do with the fucking clowns

>be me
> 3 days ago
>sitting in bed in my room in the second story
>hear one of those little horn thingies you know like fork a bike
>toot.....toot...toot..toot tootootoot
>gets really our and fast
>now on alert not sure how my dogs aren't going apeshit
> pull my blinds open because they open towards the street
>see a fucking clown
>fuck not this shit.jpeg
> grab 10/22 from under my bed
> look back out window and make eye contact with the fuck
> damnit he saw me
>starts advancing towards my yard
>open window
>WRONG HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER!
>he laughs and I see something shiny in his hand
>in my head I think "knife"
>yell WARNING SHOT at the top of my lungs
> let one fly in his direction hits my lawn about a foot from his feet
>this fucker bolted faster than anyone I've ever seen
Don't have problems with clowns in my hood anymore

>>31649265
Typed this on my phone sorry if it's confusing

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>>31649159

>>31646526

Barkhamsted Resevoir? If so, which side and what state forest?

Reference purpose, not looking to go out there anytime soon.

>>31647918

Your boy got marked. He's the go to guy if it wants the D again.

>>31641465
Possible but doubtful.

Any undergraduate can take the GRE and apply to a law school, but CJ doesn't focus on critical thinking or written skills. Programs like philosophy and history have the highest amount of graduates in law schools. Law is about the only useful thing you can do with most liberal arts degrees.

>>31637831
Kek fuck I know those holes

>>31644577
>that crazy asshole carrying a 40 pound rifle
Yeah I know who's going to die first

>>31647896
Could be, I just saved it off of /k/ ages ago

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>some nigga out there is being followed by a tsundere skinwalker that wants to bone again but is too afraid to talk to him again for fear of creeping him out and I'm shitposting on /k/

>>31649843
>holy shit my ears, what the fuck was that?
>PTRS antitank rifle
>you shot it 5 times!
>at least it's dead
>now it's meat confetti, how are we going to prove anything?
>just be happy I brought this. Now where's my blowjob?

Or...

>well the moron with the cannon died
>but that delayed whatever's out there, giving us a chance to escape
>and now it has us trapped in the cabin
>I'm down to my last 10 magazines
>I only have a gallon of napalm
>my last MG42 barrel's almost shot out
>only 3 rockets left, just thermobarics
>my hi point only has 2 silver bullets

>>31641099
Best

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>>31644550
>Never say the skinwalkers name? Or never say skinwalker?
don't talk about it and don't say the name skinwalker out loud
----have you ever started talking about someone and then they show up or call or something soon after?
----same shit happens with spoopy things

its the same as when your in a hurry and you have slow people in front of you and hit every red light and when you have to do something and you cant drive and do it at the same time there is never a long red light when you need it

you're talking about it or thinking about it SHOULDN'T have any impact on it happening
but for some unknown (and measurable) reason it will

>>31641099
Fucking hell... Innawoodsing in England is tough.
There's quite a nice wood near me that I go in sometimes but you're constantly getting found by dog walkers and what not. It's bloody annoying.

>>31650837

Where I live the dogwalkers aren't much trouble... it's the school kids that are a pain.

>>31636955
Holy shit I used to live within walking distance of Reading

>>31647918
the chosen one, the one who will unite the human and skinwalker species

>>31650297
in that second one you are fucked as you just implied that a ptrs anti tank rifle plus shitton of bullets plus anti armor rpgs rounds and silver bullets couldn't kill what ever is after you.

>>31650767
So I just now
>be me
>driving back from cabelas with a friend
>telling him about cryptids
>saying skinwalker a lot
>wooded area and windows open
>glance at radio
>glance up
>OHSHIT!!
>slam on breaks as 2 dear run across road, right in front of my car
I believe! They fucking heard me!!

>>31651420
When I say I believe, I'm referring to "speak of the devil and he shall appear"
I know spooky shit exists, didn't think talking about it would summon it as I've talked about it with glock friend plenty of times

>>31651458
Does glockbro browse /k/

>>31651478
No, he doesn't. I only found /k/ after stumbling onto /fit/

>>31651509
is /fit/ any good? I haven't heard much about it, but I'm thinking about going there for some fitness advice.
Thoughts?

>>31651591
Read the sticky and you should be good, depending on what you want, strength, endurance, body building, there are different programs. Starting strength is what the prescribe to most beginners, they may try and tell you to drink a gallon of milk a day. Don't do the later unless you are a skeleton.

>>31649159
>;tldr
I like this version better

>>31644749
I was thinking about moving to Arizona because good gun laws
Nevermind

>>31649265
Lmfao

>>31651661
I'm allergic to dairy so that won't happen.

>>31650837
>>31650888
>dogwalkers
Britbongs answer to skinwalkers

>>31651899
what about all those sightings of large cats

>omfg went outside today guys
>fuxking skin walkers
>warlocks
>a goatman
>then a skeleton popped out
>had sks
>shit pants
>wish i had friends

/thread

>>31651961
lol you know how I know this is fake?
>NEETs don't leave the basement

>>31651981
pretending to be a neet.

>>31645271
Nah, man. Didn't see genitalia on the one I shot and the one that walked up to me clearly had testicles. I didn't think to ask the one that crossed the trail if it wanted sum fuk.

>>31637037
For some reason that looks like a painting?

>>31651923
Either stray dogs or something like that.

Possible to be the last of some very endangered or subspecies of lynx.

>>31651899
Although the dog walkers annoy me, it's the hobos that scare me. I've found a load of hobo tents in woods where I've stayed and I do worry I'll run into one in the middle of the night sometime.

>>31652144
other than those 2 instances, have you had any contact with the dogmen?

>>31652285
why the fuck does every one including me want dogmangbro to get down with a female were or some shit... got damn we are fucked up

>>31652303
I mean for all we know we are asking this anon to run dick first into a woodchipper.... Mhh wood chipper give me a sec guys I have an idea...

Happened a couple years ago
>inna woods in NH early winter where days are still bearable temperature
>about 10 miles outside of a small town
>just me and 2 other friends
>got my trusty FNP 45 and .308 VEPR
>other guys have a mosin and sks and a wheel gun
>set up camp
>heating up some MREs while we make a fire
>pretty normal nothing strange
>seen a few deer and small game
>my "tent" is just the capped bed of my chevy, its a 6 foot bed so its cozy
> one of the other guys drove himself and the 3rd gent up and they are in like a popup tent that attaches to the back hatch the back of the ones 4runner
>getting dark decided to turn in because its cold and the fire is ded
>crawl into my extreme weather sleeping bag on top of the air mattress in my truck
>talking to the other guys via walkitalkie
>snuggled close to my vepr i close up everything and lock my doors (to avoid pranks)
>pretty quickly doze off
>awoken by my walki talki (it was like the call feature where it makes the other one beep)
>grab it say whats up guys
>hear a whisper "can you see whats outside the tent"
>i pull back the sun shades i have over thewindow
>cant really see shit
>tell them no ask whats going on
>they say something fucking huge rubbed against the tent and they can hear heavy breathing
>they arent sure what it is and cant get to the guns
>put my pants on and crawl up into the cab of my truck
>roll down the window real quiet and spin the spotlight
>get my rifle rested on the door and hit the light
>see a massive black mass just laying next to the tent near where we had the fire
>pretty sure its a bear
>tell my friends to not move im going to try to shoot this thing
>cant get an angle i crack the door open
>the mass stands up
>looks like a bear
>let off 5 rounds
>it runs
>climb down to make sure i didnt kill my friends lol
>no blood anywhere
>friends are fine
>hear a blood curdling screech/roar
>everyone sleeps with their gun for the rest of trip

>>31652303
as cool as it would be for him to get with a doggirl, I just want to hear more about encounters with the dogpeople

Now. How would we go about killing a Skinwalker? Or that shit Born2Skinwalk saw?

>>31652285
That's about it. Can't say I'm disappointed because it was only a few times. I still get the creeps when I think about that thing striding up to me.

>>31652339
>>31652339
>no mag dump
>no affix bayonets
>no glorious death for the motherland

I am disappoint son

Alright, this isn't a story but it's a idea/theory that I have.

Nearly everyone has a fear of something, right? Well I believe that deep in the subconsciousness of every person on the plant they know what they fear the most. I call this "The Noise"

"The Noise" is basically a call, scream, yelp, etc. that resonates an infinite fear within someone. A fear that could freeze them in their steps, make them give up on life or whatever.

Everyone's "Noise" can be different, it's something very personal to someone, but you know that if you hear that noise you're facing your biological enemy... Something *YOU* cannot defeat.

I heard something in the woods once that came close to my noise and thus I got promptly out of there. But it is just a deep psychological fear that everyone must have.

>>31652365
had I known about /k/ and read these threads back then, I would have tried ashes from the fire. If I go there again, I'm bringing my .444 Marlin

>>31628666
devil trips

>>31652365
I suggest a nuke from orbit would probably suffice.

>>31652365
I dunno about other cryptids, but Dogmen, or at least the kind I shot (supposedly like 6 different kinds) take 7mm rem mag like it's nothing.

>>31652395
Cognitive association generally occurs and can be formed through traumatic experiences and associate with your other senses auch as smell touch sound or taste

>>31652339
having done some bear hunting myself, because they are thick in fat (especially in the pre winter bulking season), the fat seals over the wounds and blood isn't often left right where they are shot. Bears also let out a death moan/cry right before keeling over and actually dying. google that shit. Id bet money you killed a bear and it was lying no more than 100 yards away from where you shot it.