>worked as a flight attendant for Delta Airlines
>Fursona is a blue harbour seal
>worked at Tie-Rack for about half a year
Can I be prosecuted if I tell an interviewer that I'm a Navy Seal and former Delta Operator who served 6 months in tiraq?
>>31624776
I'm a just save that neato 2hu pic and then cally you a faggot, OP.
faggot.
>>31624849
>you a faggot, OP.
Sound like youse gotcha self a stutter thar.
>>31624879
I guess, we /k/ pixiv nao?
>>31624932
>>31624776
> navy seal
> is a furry
Pick one.
>>31624945
/k/ pixiv bread it is then
You guys are welcome in the /ak/ thread
Yes you can if you're an American citizen. There's about 4 different laws being broken by down that that I know of. Lying throughout the hiring process is some sort of misdemeanor fraud (like misrepresentation of goods almost), impersonating a service member is a crime, impersonating a service member for personal gain is another, and I think something about airlines makes lying to them about your past and getting hired is some sort of lying to a federal agent because you have to interview with a federal "investigator" (fact checker). Idk if they really like send you to jail though if you're caught by the airline. Probably just fired and blacklisted but I would pull the application out of consideration to be safe
Also stop being a piece of shit and lying about service. That's really disrespectful and probably hard to sustain as a lie
>>31624984
You could have just summed it up saying it's illegal and then called OP a giant faggot, but the more you know I guess
>>31624984
>navy blue seal
>Delta Airlines operator
>6 months in TieRack
>taking this seriously
>>31624963
>Doesn't get the joke
>>31624776
*Giggles*
>>31624963
That was the joke you dumbass. Take your own life.
>>31624879
Sauce?
>>31627602
There's a reason why you have a reverse image search function, fag
>http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35619182
>>31625064
>>31627961
Ayy, you finished drawing her drawfriend
>>31624849
CHEEEEEEEEEEN
>>31627991
>Filename
Screw you Browning, Chen is pure! PURE!!
>>31628007
Pure
LEWDNESS
Also, yet another nice pic
>>31628024
DELETE THIS
>>31627970
not him. i just saved i t from another thread
>>31628066
Ah, man I must have missed it
>>31628065
OK I did
>>31628102
Good goy, have a Funco
>>31628198
I hate Funco
Get back on your PC and post some G3
>>31628207
G3 a shit
>>31628251
I would lick her until she crushes under the pressure if you know what I mean
>>31628454
Well, are yah gonna do it to her or nah?
>>31628477
Sure~
Whats all this trash itt?
>>31628488
Post pics of tongue going into PTR magwell, then
>>31628505
Slavshit, pls
>>31628552
Galil still best kalash and best girl
>>31628514
I wish I could
>>31628523
>Izhmash is bankrupt
Does that mean we can rape her with a silencer again?
Wait a sec is this a 2hu, Fursona or an Upotte thread?
>>31624945
>enfield with pistol grip and a trs25
?????????????????
>>31629067
>Does that mean we can rape her with a silencer again?
yes
>>31629144
>Fursona
No
>2hu
They be operating
>Upotte
Fuck it, why not, this is a shitpost thread afterall
Post Marky Mark, we vietnam fucking shits nao