>Daddy, why do you and the Russian neighbors across the street

>>31620420
Who let you out of the basement?

>>31620420
Dammit Jessica, I told you to man the M2. Your brother has no issue standing his post.

>>31620420
Dear Russia,
Stop posturing, you're going to get us both killed to death.
Love, USA

Because if we didn't they'd violate the NAP.
Now be a good girl and get the SA-7 from the basement.

Daddy's a little too busy digging the trenches to answer that, sweety.

File: Minuteman.jpg (23KB, 337x450px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 337x450px

Relax, I have a plan to fix things.

Why Do you always ask me these questions? "Daddy why are you planting landmines in our front lawn"

Its fucking war Sally and its why your bitch mother left you you little shit.

>>31620420
Settled differences?
That sounds like quitter talk to me!Those Blues are gonna die, and we are going to give them death by force!

>>31620420
GET BACK IN THE FUCKING SHELTER ALICE THE TUPALEVS ARE ALMOST OVERHEAD!

>>31620420
The niggers are coming.

>>31620420
I'll never settle with them damn commies

>>31620582
That little girl just got sarged.

>>31620420
>daddy and Russian having mounted Negev's
>(presumably) American and Russian having Negev
>Negev
>Israeli lmg
You do have to be 18 to post here. Maybe you should get off CSGO for a little and actually learn something.

We settled our differences, now go man the 1919 with your brother. Black lives matter will be here soon and we need all hands on deck for the ambush.

>>31620469
Dear USA,
Stop posturing, you're going to get us both killed to death.
Love, Russia

>>31620420
>wanting to fight the good guys
good goy.

>>31621532
wait we both have negevs?
that's fucking sweet
this is part of the neighborhood mutual defense pact
the guys down the street have a Mk19 on one side and a Ma Deuce on the other
I think Jim on the corner has

>>31621584
Jim has a Carl G and some AT4s

fucking captcha

>>31621584
>>31621592
Well the M2 is down until Jessica gets her ass back on the gun.

>>31621592
>AT4
>fires and 84mm projectile

really makes you think

>>31620420
The only one of these to make me laugh. Good work.

>>31620420
That sounds like traitor thoughts to me little girl.

HOLD THEM AT THE GAP

>>31621753
Canada?

File: 1475904591466.png (1MB, 1587x1600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1587x1600px

God damn Bolsheviks are fluoridating my precious bodily fluids.

Now get the fuck back on the Deuce.

>>31620420
We have honey, when we're both firing rounds overhead that's just saying hello! Now go make sure the sex dungeo-I mean basement is locked. You haven't gone down there right honey? I told you not to go down there.

I am so fucking sick and tired of seeing this fucking image OP posted. With the stupid sentence following daddy afterwards.

File: 1375675222224.png (2MB, 956x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 956x1200px

>>31624266
i think it's fun.

We are hunting nogs, hon.

>>31620420
Because he told me about "The Game"