Is this /k/ approved? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1 Qm3gavRg

>>31604888
John wick is /K/ as fuck. Muh ATF shoots my dog and I grab SKS and fuck shit up.

>>31604888
did they rekill his dog?

Taran Tactical must be making bank

>>31604888
meh. I'm not feeling it.

The main reason why I liked the first one was because of the setup for the character: he loses his wife, gets home-invaded, they steel his car, and they kill the puppers that his deceased wife left for him.

The action looks cool enough, but without a clear reason for them, they just lose motivation.

>>31604888
TACTICAL SUITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

Time for more operatorkino

>>31604888
He dated a trap, so yes he's /k/

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I'm gay for this movie.

>>31604888
You're goddamn right it is. Man, this and Equalizer 2 are going to kill it in 2017.

>>31605083
If I took off Mysterio's helmet, would he die?

>>31604963
pretty much this senpai, the first one got past as bearable because the action outshined the poor plot, it still was a pretty good movie, this one seems to have a even worst plot

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E

>>31604993

>tfw you realize Keanu can actually operate.

>>31604888
you do realize John Wick is actually just Neo in a rebooted Matrix, right?

>>31605540
But then why is Theon Greyjoy there? And Russian?

>>31604963
>hasn't seen the movie
>knows the plot is bad
okay

>>31605176
It would be very painful.

>>31606552
The plot is already public. Its Wick versus the hotel assassins, which was the dumbest part of JW1.

>>31604940
this time they looked kind of funny at its grave

Pity we won't see another John vs Miss Perkins fight. Watching the bitch get rekt was one of the best scenes in the first one.

CAN'T STICK THE WICK

>>31605461
>tfw you will never have infinite money and free time and connections to get that level of training

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>>31606642
For you.

>>31604888
He is /k/ incarnate, or at least what many on /k/ would like to be.
>personable, if a bit of the strong silent type
>has a code of ethics (giving a few people the chance to walk away, not indiscriminately shooting into a crowd, etc) despite being a hitman
> be proficient as fuck with guns and mixing them with martial arts
>dresses like a motherfucking boss
>loves dogs

>>31606642
>>31606811
>>31606829
>>31606833
>baneposting in 2016

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>>31604888
Keanu is always /k/ approved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

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>>31606900
It's the only thing that some of us have left.

>>31606900
>>31606833
>>31606811
czeched

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>>31606867
You forgot the most /k/ thing

>he dates a trap

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-HSoOFdJ3s


Rate this scene

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>92fs
>safety engaged
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#TRIGGERED

>>31607031
Beautiful/10

>>31607031
C.A.R./10

>All those handguns
>not one glock

what did they mean by this?

>>31607370
Some of those guys are putting in way to much trigger.

>Box office $86 million
weeew

>>31604993
One day I hope my bird like body can operate on based Keanu's level.

>>31606983
source please

>>31606983
I knew he had some shit happening to his life but fucking hell I will not watch more movies with this degenerate. fucking fag

>>31607856
>>31606983
Proof?

>>31607856
Watch that edge m8

>>31607894
>edge
there's no edge in my post, it's just my opinion and I still live in a free country.

The same way some people chose to not give money or watch movies with antigunners, I chose not watch movies with degenerates. And I had him in high regards but whatever

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>>31606833
>>31606829
>>31606900
I still havent watched this fucking movie, the last batman movie I saw had Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Cool Ice or whatever.

>>31604888

no its retarded

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>>31607936
Hes not degenerate per se, hes just had so much loss and hardship in his life that hes willing to risk it with a dickgirl in order to have a slim shot at happiness. Kind of like how a rabbit will eat its own shit if you starve it.

>>31607936
he doesnt literally date a trap you dingus

>>31607936
Nobody cares about what you think, you vapid individual. Fuck outta here.

>>31607989

Eating shit is pretty normal in a lot of herbivores. Going throu the digestive tract more than once helps break down nutrients for absorption.

/k/: shiteating

>>31607989
He's rich and famous as fuck, pretty sure he did not had to settle for a guy that pretends to be a woman. Wtf.

>>31608160
Hes not that rich, he gave 2/3 of what he earned from the matrix movies to the SFX team because he didn't think they were paid enough, he regularly gives big sums to charities plus hes spent the last 15 years footing the bill for his sisters cancer. Cancer and charity are huge money sinks.

>>31604888

God I hate movies like this.

Even worse, I hate people who like movies like this.

>>31604963
Pretty sure the plot is that because he's fucked up the Russian mob, they're coming for him. So it's defending yourself (pre-emptively maybe) from a foe who doesn't want to stay defeated.

>>31605604
He was in The Matrix as an extra

>>31606693
But why are they after him? He's friends with his boss; did the Russians put a price on his head? Did the Pope not like the first movie promoting guns, sent kill squads after him and this is a documentary? Is Agent Smith trying a hands-off approach?

>>31608402
So you hate /k/?

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>>31604888
jesus christ Keanu cant act for shit. I still enjoy his work and like him as a person but the dude is cardboard and flat as a chinese first grader

>>31604963
>>31605242
the "poor plot" is what made the first one so based. He was Target by the government,his wife or kids or girlfriend where kidnapped or killed and he wasnt being forced out of retirement by an old foe like this one
he just went on a killing spree over a beagle

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>>31607973
>Arnold Shwarzenegger as Mr. Cool Ice

>>31607031
That second gun he pulled out, was that a baby deagle?

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>>31604888
I dunno, is this chick hot?

>>31608842

Do I hate a bunch of retards, bronies, traps and faggots?

Yes.

>>31607973
You missed out on two great movies and one great trailer.

>>31608827
Was he a little bitch who only wanted to make daddy proud?

>>31609085
Would chain up in my basement

>>31609069
Glock 26.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/John_Wick#Glock_26

>>31607031
>Switching from CAR to weaver/isosceles based on engagement range
>changes from stable shooting stances to reactionary ones based on necessity
>ignoring one instance between scenes where he may have reloaded, he consistently reloads every 14-16 rounds. He even runs out and is forced to reload in some instances
>gets hit in the vest and gets put on his ass. Takes time to shake it off, and hinders him
>Prioritizing targets based on immediate danger
>actually runs out of ammo
And that's just in this one scene. Barring some hollywood treatment, like being thrown off an 18 ft balcony onto his back and walking away, this movie was one of my favorite /k/ movies.

>>31609305
Then why are you here?

>>31609546

And the enemies politely take their time to come at him one at a time.

>>31609613
Yeah, like most movies. I wish there were more movies that would show this situation, but the main character having to continuously retreat and fire back at an advancing group of enemies overwhelming him with bounding movement.

>>31607856
>>>/pol/

>>31607856
Hey retard. She's not actually a trap.

>>31609584

Because being around degenerates makes me feel superior, duuuuuuh.

>>31607031
CAR is a meme

>>31607736
>Production value of only 20 million + advertising
>this is still a financial success

>>31607031

this shit is retarded an only appeals to manchildren

>>31604888
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4425200/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ql_1

>Peter Stormare

I didn't even know he was in this. I bet 10 to 1 he's the main villain in this.

>>31610166
I'd much rather see him as an ally or someone working at the hotel, like maybe an arms dealer or supplier.

>>31608228

I like how he just wanders around NYC alone thinking and having feels.

>>31607989
you're a fucking idiot. rabbits produce a certain type of shit that they'll eat regardless of the abundance of food.

M O R P H E U S

>>31608228

He actually is rich. Even though he gave away a lot of money, Is not as rich as ppl like Brad Pitt and shit. He still has a couple hundred million. He does a lot of shit outside of acting, those things bring in a ton of money. Maybe you should Google him more, clearly you don't know shit.

>>31610307
Damn, (I'm not the guy you're replying to) I thought he was only worth a few million; but nope, $350 million.

>>31610211
Feels attract feels, are your a feeler yourself? I feel you.

>>31610307

He is actually in top 50 richest...
Or he was.
Any ways, he has a net worth of 350 million.
Wish my net worth was even 100k.

>On September 12, 2014, Reeves awoke and found a female stalker in his library, who told him that she was there to meet him. While Reeves calmly talked to her, he called 9-1-1 and alerted the police. They arrived, arrested her and took her in for psychological evaluation. Three days later, a second female stalker made her way into his home through a gate that was left unlocked by a cleaning company. The intruder undressed and took a shower in Reeves' bathroom and then proceeded to swim naked in his swimming pool.
Kek

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>>31604888
I'm not really big on this desu. The first John Wick was awesome because it came out in the age of "old movie star does shitty gritty action movie where his wife/daughter is kidnapped/killed and now he's on a quest for revenge" movies, this was at the peak of "Taken" getting its 3rd movie and everyone jumping on that shit train bandwagon. John Wick was simultaneously making fun of that formula and genuinely doing that formula better than the movies it was making fun of. It's just a dude going a murder spree over a gay little dog, and that's it, and it fucking ruled. The cinematography, choreography, and special effects were great and it was made even better by the fact that it was basically a tongue in cheek parody.

The first one was perfect lightning in a bottle, I don't think it needed a sequel.

>>31610574
are you 12 years old or legitimately retarded?

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>>31607031
Betterthancollateral/10

>>31610574
>murder spree over a gay little dog

I think the dog's name was Daisy and it was a female, so not gay by definition, unless Daisy was a lesbian dog.

>people still think it was about the dog

I feel like I'm the only one who payed attention to anything in the movie

>>31610574

Are you by any chance retarded?

>>31604888
really disappointed they're not doing a prequel

Why does he hold his gun at an angle?

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>>31606900
Memes do age like fine wine.
If you keep it covert and out of normies, it practically never dies.

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>>31607973
>Mr Cool Ice
kek

>>31605540
it's more like the unrealized live action Cowboy Bebop that was also set to star Keanu

>>31605404
Tried to Id this song (lazyly) for months thanks anon.

>>31607031
>that mozambique

>>31613473
>tactical

>>31604888
What did they do now?
Killed his second dog?

>>31609085
How much?
im not doing more than 200 for an hour

>>31604888
Fuck there are a lot of Berettas in that pic.

>>31614935
Well its set in Italy and shit

>>31613198
The what was it about?

>>31613473
According to some people it helps take up the recoil better, I never noticed any difference though.

>>31604888

That draw at 1:30

He would beat Tom Cruise.

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>>31604888
Who's the cutie?

>>31604888
/k/eanu is always /k/ related and approved

>>31615274
Justin Bieber?

>>31615274
Its a man bby

>>31613473
C.A.R stance, google it.

>>31609944
your mom is a meme.

CAR is fucking awesome if trained by a proficient teacher. It's not all lolsamfisher5-7!!XDDD bullshit. even Paul Castle himself said its not meant for all situations, but in the ones it was designed for it rips ass.

>>31615274
The new movie's Theon Greyjoy.

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>>31606900

>>31615482
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>>31609944
>>31607628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6l3p4Z5Xs4

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>>31607973
>Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Cool Ice

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