What should I do incase of a state of emergency? Like let's

>>31602374
Grab a rifle and slot some gooks.

Make sure they're actually norks, see what they do when they land, shoot if necessary(it probably would be)

Let's say I have 2 hours time to prep. What should I grab?

>>31602374
make sure you know who they are shooting at.


these, for instance, arent Norks

Shoot on site troops:
>Norks
>Chinese
>Cubans
>Iranians
>probably Russians
>probably Israelis

Evaluate:
>UN and NATO, US allies
>anyone you dont know

>>31602374
In a declared stae of emergency the onlything you'll be fighting is keeping your own government from confiscating you, your property, and your food and supplies..you hoarder!

>>31602591
I don't hoard. You should see my pantry I probably have a box of crackers and a couple cans of raviolis and some baked beans.

>>31602619
Have fun starving to death, or subsisting on the gruel your nork overlords allow you to lick iff the bottom of their boots.

>>31602374
enlist in the army

hopefully land something more helpful than a grunt with a gun and that requires a brain, like medical or intel

>>31602544
>russians
I disagree. Russia has a standing offer to support a US rebellion

>>31602374
>norks parachute in
>laugh
>popcorn.wav
>grab rifle
>turn on news for resounding defeat of north korea

Also
>implying north korean aircraft would ever get into US airspace long enough to parachute troops

>>31602374
>Norks
>Invading Indonesia
Also nice Gook Funco, the SS2 is ugly tho

>>31602374
>norks
A couple of cans of Raid should work. The average Nork is like 2ft tall.