How can I trigger Dead Hand without setting off a nuke in Moscow?

>>31596545
Everyone sage please.
You don't.
It doesn't exist; and never existed, at least not in the capacity you believe it to.

>>31596577
I hope you get banned.
A thread got 404'd so you could be such a faggot.

Good question OP, let's wait for any knowledgeable posters.

Have a bump

>>31596558
source?

*ahem*

>>31598387
Literal fucking cancer.
Eat sage and die.

>>31596545
I dunno who Dead Hand is but you sure triggered a lot of other people.

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>>31596545
>Dead Hand

>>31598718
I sure did didn't I?

Wonder what that says about this board?

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>>31596545
basically, it was deactivated some time after the end of the coldwar... or at least that's what a retired sov officer said. BUUUUUUT assuming that's bullshit, and don't ask which city it's in, I'm sure simeone knows, but supposedly, there is an above ground building over that facility where the maxhine sends out a tone which is thought of as asking "Is everyone up there still alive?" and theres a button that has to be pressed in order to tell the deep subterranian computer "YES, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and it shuts up for another five minutes or so, and is connected to a bunch of sensors connected to important cities in russia, so, if you were to stimulate those sensors in a fashion consistant with it's perameters of a nuclear stike detection, or just prevent the guy from pressing the button, you would potentially trigger dead hand. satisfied?

>>31601052
Yes thank you.

Good night guys, see you in heaven.

>>31596545
Apparently it's not running for a while. Thry would only switch in the event of major shenanigans from the US and NATO

Basically when everyone and their mothers put on the helmet

>>31596545
Vote for Hillary.

>>31596545
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=113242681