Maximum over cringe If your vehicle has any decals the remotely

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Who the fuck does this?

Zombies don't exist, and if they fucking did, their management/containment would be on par with a garbage man or dog catcher.

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Last one. Post /k/ringe for me brevs.

Or don't.

>>31592186
>>31592214
>>31592224
You Americans are fucking childish and watch movies about superheroes saving the USA.

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>>31592249
Shouldnt you be eating doon coon splooge out of our wifes' vag?

NJ Plate, clearly some white kid that lives in the suburbs whos parents bought him a car.

>>31592186
>>31592214
>>31592224
Did this guy fuck your dad or something? Are you so assmad about some strangers shitty choice in decals you had to make a thread about it?

Why do you care even a little bit?

It's actually very clever anti-theft system: car thieves would be too embarrassed to steal it.

I have a decal of Ivan the Remover in my back window.

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>>31592186
>>31592214
>>31592224

>Someone actually paid for that

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>>31592186
What if it's got a bull bar, and spikes, and reinforced sharpened wheels? Then you by definition totally belong here!

>>31592214
>Zombies don't exist, and if they fucking did, their management/containment would be on par with a garbage man or dog catcher.

Everyone knows that the "zombie" stuff just means blacks.

But you can't put that shit on a car or survival gear without being murdered and raped.

>NJ

That's in Newark isn't it?

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>>31592186
I have always thought that this is what at least 95% of /k/'s vehicles look like....or worse.

>Want gun for defense
>No I don't want to kill them, probably just shoot leg
>w/e I'm former Army
> $300 is WAY to much for handgun

Fucking dumbass coworker

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>>31592707
>> $300 is WAY to much for handgun

Either a poorfag, a surplus fag, or someone who thinks hi-point/jennings are the pinnacle of firearm design.

>>31592289
Obviously, because there are no "doon coons" in the united states. Oh wait..

You are bad at bantz.

>>31592743
not him but you didn't even make a point

>>31592590
>Everyone knows that the "zombie" stuff just means blacks.

We all should, but you'd be amazed how few people understand the origins of the zombie meme. Makes discussing The Walking Dead very awkward when you bring it up.

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>>31592186
What about bumper stickers? How else will people know to thank me for my service?

>>31592770
The only ones I agree with are lower enlisted showing promotions and demotions in sticker form all across their bumper it's so fucking funny

>>31592224
hopefully its due to the up coming Halloween shit.
and not actually like that every day

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>>31592186
OC in the parking lot of my workplace right now

>>31592871
What movie was it where the main character sees the pro-gun bumper sticker on a car so he breaks the window and swipes the gun?

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>>31592770

>>31592725
None of the above, his first gun and he expects a brand new Beretta to be sub-300

Also surplus fag reporting in

>>31592908
Ha. That's fucking great. Tell me that's real.

>former Jody here
>I didn't know until after, I swear

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>>31592186

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>>31592186
i keep mine clean no decals. decals make you an easier spotted target once you have been deemed high interest or value. you have to stay under the radar annons

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>have German sports car
is it cring to put a small JG emblem on it?

>>31592962

Yep. They make them for every branch.

It's also a super good way to get your car keyed.

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>>31592943
>his first gun and he expects a brand new Beretta to be sub-300
>No I don't want to kill them, probably just shoot leg
>w/e I'm former Army

I thought these people were just a myth.

>>31592186
woooooooooooooooooooow

thes fags are still around? Their facebook is cringy as fuck.

>>31592592
Looks like it. There's a Rutgers banner in the picture, too.

>>31593053

Probably because scum like you deserve it you pile of shit.

>>31594707

>expecting someone to stay faithful while you serve out your sentence

Being deployed implies some very poor decision making skills.

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>>31592214
>ZORT

>>31592186

nigga my blazer barely has any fucking paint on it

>>31594754

>I cope for being a virgin that jerks off to Japanese cartoons by reposting stale memes about military relationships.

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>>31594855

>oh look, he said something I don't like. Lets vandalize his property!

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>>31592186
Can I get one that says too low for fat hoes? Then will you allow me to be here your omnipotence? May I then exist by the grace of your decree in so long as it continues to please, Lord and Ruler of All? That I may not displease you and be forbidden from belonging is my only desire.

>>31592871
I have a CIOCC, expensive as fuck but sort of wish I'd have spring for the Colagno or just got a Cannondale.

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>>31592590

>>31592534
Bull bars are great, just get them attached properly.

>>31592770

I know that truck. California plates?

OP is a faggot

Weeb stickers are OK, right?

damn girl howd you fit all that Royce in dat 300?

>>31595573
If he had actually made it look like a forestry service emblem instead of crossed fucking shotguns it would be low-key enough to almost not be autistic. Almost

Frankly if I lived in some podunk flyover state I'd also drive a clapped out truck with edgy bumper stickers. Down here in florida Its recipe for theft and vandalism

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>>31595190
LMAO

Faggot here

>>31592249
what part of europe are you from, NYC?

>>31592332
this

>>31592339
*decal removal intensifies*

>>31592345
i see them a lot and it bugs me. the internet is where adults go to vent silly frustrations and children go to pretend it is srsbsns

>>31592590
if this is true (ISHYGDDT) then it is even worse because those who know don't talk and those who talk don't know

>>31592770
very cringe IMO. dude in manassas VA has 'Navy Seal' as his vanity. always wanted to rearend him just to see if he would materialize in my accord and bin laden my shit the fuck up

>>31592996
this. i drive a minivan. murder on the inside, mommy on the outside

>>31593279
old roomie had 'zombie slyr' on his Laredo. he was an excellent gunsmith, but a huge dork. one of those guys that could be fit if he made better food and fuck choices. dated a libtard TRex. i grew to hate him because of her but his work on my gunz was excellent

>>31594754
dont be a tool; for some people Service is a profession not a lesson.

>>31592592
yeppers. New St. 'twixt Halsey and Washington. are you One of the Few, the Proud, the Gainfully Employed??

>>31592186
bump

>>31599935
Fuck you

>>31592186
I was a member of the ZombieSquad yeas back. They were just the best place to learn how to prepare for simple natural disasters and long term shtf / power goes away for a long time scenarios.
Probably the best website and community online.

They have a very large IR:L prescience as well. Many local chapters that organize off line. Regular camp outs and a few national two week or longer practice runs.

Liked being part of it until the last few years when SJW/ PC police assholes invaded my local chapter.

You can call that car as cringe worthy as you want and you won't get any argument from me but isn't that you saying they shouldn't like things you don't like anon.

The ZS does a shitload of good. They have a large part of their membership in the red cross and local ESDA groups. They would be a great assert is shit went south but they also have a large percentage that are hardcore shelter in place don't fuck with us people. Again I can understand why they are that way and support them but I don't want to be shooting neighbors when they desperately want a can of fucking beans.

ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE ZOMBIE SQUAD AND PREPPING IN GENERAL.

>>31599943
ok... my anus is prepared...... but your next.

>>31592769

Bringing up the origin of the word zombie when someone's trying to talk about a TV show is pretty goddamned autistic. Maybe just keep it to yourself in every day conversation?

>>31592770
>enlisted who became an officer
okay, I can't hate him completely

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>>31592186
MIne has /k/ shield stickers on it. Is that bad?

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>>31600117
>MFW when I can find out where you live from googling your license plate

>>31600117
are you expecting vampires?

>>31595573
Wouldn't this be enough to get you arrested by the RCMP for disturbing the police? I can just imagine some smarmy liberal calling the cops over it, and the cops actually responding and talking to the owner. It is Toronto, after all.

>>31592224
NJ fag that is the most cringeworthy part

>>31600303
what license plate?

>>31592186
nope, only decals on my trucks are the TuRD logo's toyota insisted on placing on there

>>31592186
no headlights says this is an amateur drag car

>>31592902
This is a stab in the dark because I can't remember it, but it sounds like a scene straight from Falling Down.

>>31592214
that guy obviously can't read the no poop sign because that is shit right there.