>"ANON, OPEN UP! IT'S THE ATF!! YOU ARE CHARGED

Ten seconds is more than enough time.
>detonates landmines with light switch

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>>31579179
no, fuck off

>>31579179
Prep the bull

I have more dogs than the ATF swat team has bullets, I am ready

>>31579179
ur mom lol

>>31579179

Implying they would raid homes like that, knowing the owner and the guns are inside instead of arresting you at work or some shit and collecting the guns at their leisure.

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>mfw I left hours ago because I knew they were coming
>mfw I've buried more than 30 IEDs in the yard
>mfw I can detonate every one of them by calling a single cell phone
>mfw ATF can't touch me or my funs

>>31579198
>landmines instead of 5 tons of homemade explosives
anon, that is not a good suicide switch

>>31579179

You got the wrong adress. My arms aren't on fire lmao.

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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Sorry officers, you seem to have some outdated information. I lost all of my expensive rifles in a tragic accident.

Feel free to take the nuggets, however.

>>31579179
>I traded all my guns for cocaine and chicken fingers.
>Tell them to send the DEA and FDA tomorrow
>Rinse and repeat

>Come in.

Good luck finding shit because I'm stuck in NY and all my guns are in my buddy's safe in VA.

Feels bad man.

>>31579179
FUS RO DAH!

>pull trigger on sonic pulse cannon

>>31579179
Call the RCMP.
>"Help, there's a bunch of guys on my lawn WITH GUNS screaming for me to come out I dindu nuffin"
>"GUNS, YOU SAY?! WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE"
>Slip out the back in the ensuing clusterfuck

>>31579179
Witness me

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>>31579179
AAAAAA

MY ARMS ARE ON FIRE

>>31579179
>SWAT
>Announcing themselves
Kek. They just smash down unlocked doors and send you to prison forever if you have the audacity to defend yourself from dozens of armed men in unlabeled tacticool black body armor.

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>>31579179
Tell them they've got the wrong house, that I do not own any illegal firearms or NFA items. Allow them to check and then proceed to give them Giddy's information on his illegal SBR.

>>31579179
Fire mosin once in my own ceiling.

They will hear loud boom, think I have artillery and retreat buying me more time to think of a less retarded plan

heh....I see Hillary's lapdogs have finally come to my door...too bad i'm no lapdog...i'm a wolf...

now....

*draws infinity katana, forged in the fire of a dying sun*

TIME TO KNEEL, DOGS!!! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ETERNAL

INFINITY

DEMON

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!

*effortlessly cuts shield in half and then decapitates officer holding it*

*the other officers start panicking and firing wildly*

*deflects bullets while tearing through the rest at the speed of light*

*cuts the last one's gun in half*

*he stares at me terrified and begs for his life*

heh...cute, but you've made your choice....now....

*cuts his legs and arms off and decapitates him before he even hits the ground*

*sheathes katana*

Hillary...you're next....

>/k/
>possession of firearms

>>31579848
>No "pssh nothing personnel kid"

2/10 apply yourself

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I WAS FRAMED, THIS IS THE REAL GUY YOU WANT

>>31579244
How does that pic even relate to what your talking about?

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-pull out my arsenal
-call cops
-pop any English speaking fucker that tries to enter my house, as I´m not a filthy Burger, and ATF has no authority in my country.

>>31580611
>-pull out my arsenal
> I´m not a filthy Burger

No one wants your dildo arsenal anyway

>>31580304
Because he can

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>>31580632
you yanks got some weird fetishes man, wanting to shove a steel barrel into your anus or something...

>>31579179
>"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, cyka"

>>31579223
>arresting at work
>The guy notice you and starts shooting at every thing.
>He escapes
>2 civilian dead

Why do you think police love arresting ppl at their home?

Bust out the five-oh to deal with the 5-0.

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>>31580676
>not wanting to shove guns up your ass
Fucking weirdo.