>Daddy, why is it every time we go hunting with Russians, they bring back the biggest game on record, but half of them never come back alive?
greatness requires sacrifice, now bring me your brother, I need to bag that boar this year
It's people jim.
Because Russians are stupid. Now let's go get us some grub *hands her a .50 cal*
>>31576367
>russians
>people
I love this one
always gives me a good laugh!
>>31576297
They were the bait.
what
>>31576998
So what you're saying is Russians are aliens.
Damn, so every time I bang a Russian I'm like Commander Shepherd. Neat.
>>31576297
Their shit economy can not produce enough sinks to supply everyone so they go Stalingrad mode.
>>31577279
Nah, that implies they're sentient. Going by the Mass Effect analogy it'd be more like fucking a pyjak, shit-flinging primate, or varren, aggressive canine analogue.
>>31577280
You were saying,.....
>>31577280
Sorry i mean other /k/
>>31576297
Who let you out of the basement?
>>31577351
>not wanting to fuck a varren
>>31577279
More like Daniel Jackson.