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Alive, dead, either?
He's a huntin' fool and he played Snake Plissken. That's enough for me.
If he isn't available I'll take Chris Pratt, solely because watching Star Lord fight dinosaurs with my dad's 45-70 was several different layers of geekery-gratificattion right. But Snake's still my first choice.
>>31562687
Either is ok.
>>31562706
>you may never hunt dino's with a 45-70 innajungle
don't remind me
And so we can be certain there will be no WWIII
John Wayne
>>31562706
this
At that point I wouldn't even shoot, I'd just pass mags
>>31562664
Alton brown seems like the kind of guy who would pull out some really bad as shit and would make the best tendies after operating operations.
>>31563136
This is one of the few right answers if you're ACTUALLY in a situation where you're operating and want to stay alive. You basically need to be Emily Blunt from Sicario. Keep your muzzle down, let him do his fucking job and if he tells you something you do it.
>>31563194
Only, unlike Emily, you aren't dead weight who's only purpose is to babysit the operation for the Fed's
This guy right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnB07wnDJL8
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>>31562664
this evil motherfucker here. more operations than Vining that's for sure. just don't let him walk behind you.
>>31563397
I came here to post this
>>31563229
Not entirely true, but true enough.
The thing is though Emily's character was the "naive, by the book cop" who's there to be shown up by the grim realities of what has to get done to stop the bad guys.
>>31563136
Who is this?
>>31563366
nice dubs
and who is he? Stephan's grandson?
Easy answer
>>31563229
Why not just operate with CPL Pearson as he gives sleep deprived snarky remarks and listens to the radio all day while you opr8.
>>31562664
You would want to operate with some boot ass pog staff sergeant air winger who didn't do shit in Vietnam and only became famous because of the movie? You know you'd get killed instantly because that bitch has no combat training or experience
>>31562664
I'll just leave this here
>>31563755
>Kyle ren
>some broke dick malingering ass faggot who never deployed
Kek enjoy being killed within minutes because Kyle doesn't even know how to take a weapon off safe
Daddy
>>31563755
you're a homo. no really, I had to google this guy and I'm still not exactly sure who he is.
>>31562664
>>31563397
> fucked a tranny
> immortal
> quasi autistic in most of his interviews
> 3guns like an OPER8r
He's basically /k/ incarnate
>>31563830
He's an actor. He plays Kylo Ren in the new Star Wars movies. I used to work with his brother in law, the dude was a total dick.
>>31564303
>new Star Wars movies
Not even trying to sound but like a fedora tipper but I've never seen a Star Wars movie. I saw a half hour or so of the first years ago and just wasn't into it. When I was younger I almost saw the one Samuel L Jackson was cast in because it was the dude from Pulp Fiction and Die Hard but never got around to it.
>I used to work with his brother in law, the dude was a total dick.
Because he was just a dick in general or a dick because 'my brother is a Hollywood actor'?
Bear Gryllis.
>>31564361
>I've never seen a Star Wars movie
oh good I'm not alone
I think I caught some of 'episode one' between ad breaks
>>31566656
the only no pinko commie faggot answer in here
Mat Best
>>31566656
Goodnight chesty where ever you are.
>>31566656
Look at this glorious motherfucker. Look at him. He's hideous. He's beautiful.
>>31567032
Is this that YT guy? If so he's an annoying douche
>>31562664
Do you even need to ask?
>>31562756
I had a good chortle.
Good on you.
>>31562664
I was a marine grunt. I'd like to operate with Natalie Portman, in the bushes.
So fucking sexy.
>>31562664
>>31564361
>>31566722
I think they're worth seeing at least once because of the cultural significance in popularizing the sci-fi genre as much as they did. They're not great movies from a cinematic or story-based standpoint but they're not as dogshit as some people make them out to be either.
My dad was oper8or during Just Cause and Desert storm. Would've loved to fight alongside him but he got killed in a car wreck by a drunk when I was still on the tit.
No one else.
>>31562706
one awesome goddamn mustache
this motherfucker right here. hes got some skills aaand since hes black he gets shot first. its a win win for me.
Simo Häyhä of course, the 72nd most famous finn of all times.
>>31563577
I'm with you friendo.
>>31563548
Git out
>>31567154
Agreed.
Id love to get into some of that Jew taco
I'd operate with Arnie. Hopefully I get a newer tank than the M47 though.
>>31563366
>THE ICEMAN COMETH
>>31567146
>Operating
Dugan.
>hunting
Teddy Roosevelt.
Just stand behind him and say the dindus don't like vodka.
>>31569142
Where's my picture? It didn't fucking use it.
>>31567882
Good choice but I have to go with Smedley here.
Excuse me but I'm about to be a motivator right now, I mean will there ever be a Marine Officer and American like Smedley Butler ever again?
>Smedley Butler, got a commission after lying about his age
>goes to the Phillipines to slay some pinoy bodies
>known to drink hard and to the point of almost getting relieved, still managed to turn around and lead men who in combat
>sent to Peking to protect Americans frim dirty chinks, gets shot trying to save a fellow officer, continues fighting and leading his marines despite wounds
>kicks ass and takes names all across the Caribbean and Mexico, wins two medals of honor
>WWI kicks off and is sadly never deployed to Europe against his wishes
>probably for the best, we can never be sure what kind of catastrophic damage having Smedley Butler and Dan Daly in the same place can cause
>takes a break from his military career to fight crime in Philly, BTFOs bootleggers and pastaniggers to the point of no recovery
>after a long and illustrious career, still had the integrity to call out the government like a good American while still sharing the blame himself
>his expose showed the American public the machinations of corrupt politicians behind the banana wars
I legitimately admire this man
Alton brown.
After a nice range day of shooting Scars he woud cook for me , both of us in frilly aprons, me with out pants, and give me an education while his daughter Zoey the ever gracious and accomidating southern daughter, raised correctly , gently rims me simultaneously using her soft hands to jack me off, and when she senses my impending relase deftly slips the head of my penis into her waiting mouth.
>>31563548
SGM Mike Vining, one of the most badass motherfuckers around.
>>31567159
This
Gentleman criminal