Well it finally happened, I got a boner from looking at

Why are you bothering us with this?
HURR DURR I had a perfectly normal reaction to something not at all uncommon!

>>31557328
If you're in the US and not underage, then see if centerfiresystems still has their $500 sale on the LEO m9 package (comes with 3 mags)

>>31557328
You buy it, dipshit. My 92fs is my favorite pistol. Buy it, you'll have no ragrets.

>>31557344
>>31557347
I already have one famalam

Any time you get a boner you're obligated to your body to fap.

You know what you need to do.

>>31557379
Have sex with it

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>>31557402
l-lewd

>>31557328
you put your dick in the gun

duh

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>>31557413
>tfw your dick is bigger than a double stack 9mm magazine and wont fit in your favorite pistol mag well

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Oh yeah, 92's will do that to you

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I'm a sucker for wood style grips

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>>31557328
If this is what regular people find attractive in a gun... I-i think I might be a gun faggot. It just looks very "busy" to me. Simpler is sexier to me.

>>31557518
>Implying my gunfu isn't 1911-san

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>>31557451
>tfw you have a pencil dick and will never have this problem

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>>31557518
>No beavertail
Garbaje.

I did figure out why I wanted a delta elite over a rock island, finally. It's the damn finish. That's literally it.

>>31557576
livin' da dream

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I can't be the only person that has sounded with a .22lr gun barrel. I shot two loads through it that day, lead and protein.

>>31557830
>Not keeping an onahole in your stock

Always follow your boner when it cums to guns, anon.

>>31557412
/k/ a magical place

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>>31557328
get an even bigger boner

>>31557830
no, no I think you just might be

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>>31557328
pic related is also a sexy gun.
enjoy.

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>>31557830
>I can't be the only person that has sounded with a .22lr gun barrel.

What did he mean by this?

>>31560607
Stuck it in his peeper 'stead of his pooper

>>31560648

But ee 'as a wee from there

>>31560661
Not right now he don't