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So, SHTF happen. Do you go greyman? What are the benefits of going gray man? How do you successfully pull off the gray man load out?
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>>31553932
more like gayman
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>>31553941
Yeah, because that really looks like two loving faggots going out on the town, right?
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>>31553932
"gray man" is literally, and I mean it,
LITERALLY
The most autistic thing to EVER come out of the "firearms community".
>hurr durr how do i look normal guys?
For fuck's sake
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>>31553944
>getting this triggered
wew
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>>31553947
Not it's:
>how do I look normal while carrying and doing non-normal things
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>>31553960
t. autist
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>>31553947
Fucking honestly, it is your default, if you're going to be out and about doing normal shit in whatever fantasy shtf event you have in mind, among other people, of fucking course you'll want to look normal. Additionally, why would you be out and about in the first place? Who would you be hiding from when you're already "blending in" in a populated space? If you are riding out shtf in a populated area has the S even hit the F? The fact that this is even a topic of discussion boggles the mind
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>>31553960
So put your handgun in your pants, what the fuck kind of non normal things would you even be doing??
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>>31553964
t. some sloppy fuck whose going to get domed by national guard at a check point during SHTF
>>31553972
>what the fuck kind of non normal things would you even be doing?
Not running around scared and aimless. The whole point is to not draw attention to yourself.
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>>31553932
Is that Anderson Cooper?
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>>31553932
>greyman
hahahahhahahahahaha
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>>31553985
Not sure if you're so mad that you've become irrational, or too autistic to understand.
Got any image macros that could give me some hints as to why you're so fucked?
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>>31553985
If everyone else is running around scared and aimless, wouldn't someone that wasn't that way stand out
What is your goal in being out and about in the first place
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>>31553967
>it is your default
No. If you're fit, wear boots, cargo pants, a loose top like a hoodie and in general are prepared to start operating at a moments notice, your default is not gray man. Anyone being aware and looking for possible combatants/insurgents/whatever will immediately spot you.
If anything, gray man is about dressing in a way that doesn't suit combat, climbing, operating in any way. Like a t-shirt and shorts, stuff that's poor for CC. Better yet, be fat or very skinny. Just look incapable of anything serious and look as fucking clueless as possible.
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>>31553989
Yea
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>>31554001
>No. If you're fit, wear boots, cargo pants, a loose top like a hoodie and in general are prepared to start operating at a moments notice, your default is not gray man.
You are an autist.
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>>31553992
>le autism meme
>>31553995
>If everyone else is running around scared and aimless, wouldn't someone that wasn't that way stand out
That's my point.
>What is your goal in being out and about in the first place
Only if I have to, say retrieve my kids from school or their cunt of a mother's house
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>>31554001
Okay. Who are you hiding from?
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>>31554015
Everyone. I go onnaisland to my summer cabin or put on an uniform and take part in killing commies. Depends on what's going on.
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>>31554011
>Only if I have to, say retrieve my kids from school or their cunt of a mother's house
Why would you ever not be dressed like a civilian in this situation
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>>31554011
Okay, so you have low functioning autism, and likely some developmental issues.
Do you often find people's behavior confusing?
Do people yell at you sometimes, and you don't really understand why?
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>>31554019
I wasn't talking to you. Unless your ideas are really that incoherrent.
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>>31554024
Then why reply to me?
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>>31554021
>Why would you ever not be dressed like a civilian in this situation
My point is how do I do things like
>wear concealable body armor
>what sort of shit should be in a pack
>what are good quality packs that just look like normal packs
>etc
>>31554023
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>31554026
Because you deserve to know what in unfunny idiot you are.
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>>31554011
>le "le meme" meme
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>>31554031
Man, you've got some real ass problems with your brain.
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>>31554034
You're really not making any sense.
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>>31554001
>be fat
Got it covered
I didnt think preparing for the happening would be this easy... or delicious
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>>31554043
>ask who grey men are hiding from
>you respond everyone, and bring up how you plan on being completely secluded, or in uniform, both completely in contradiction to the basis of the thread
>this post is so out of line with the point being made by the op, that I assume a different anon altogether has replied to me
Understand?
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>>31554057
>ask who grey men are hiding from
No.
>Who are you hiding from?
>you
>Y
>O
>U
Stop being such a retard, dingus.
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>>31554063
Don't tell me what I fucking meant you piece of shit. I was adressing you as a grey man, you explained what sort of clothes and whatever else were ideal, and I asked who that was meant to hide from. You can't defend and explain the concept to me and not expect me to assume you are a wannabe grey man. This thread is idiotic, as are the grey men that try so hard to blend in they end up sticking out. Again I ask, as a grey man, what and who are you avoiding by blending in?
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>>31554075
>I was adressing you as a grey man
Then you should have said so, numbnuts. I'm not even planning to go gray man in a complete SHTF situation. Just admit it and stop damage control. I'm not even going to read your post.
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>>31554057
>who grey men are hiding from
the white man, and the black man.
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>>31553985
>get domed by national guard at check point
That's autistic thinking there,
A true test to see if your autistic is if you reply to this post, I say try and fight replying. Let me make it clean, don't reply directly to this post, if you can. If you can't, i have bad news for you anon
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>>31554119
I'm not autistic, you are.
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>>31554112
Great logic anon, we need more thinkets like you
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>>31554133
and the police man. cant forget about him suh.
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>>31554133
*thinkers
Damn you phone!
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>>31554131
You're not me
>>31554119
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>>31554149
Who are you?
I'm
>>31553985
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>>31554151
No I'm
>>31553985
You're:
>>31554131
pretending to be me here:
>>31554149
being you
>>31554151
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>>31554156
Now this is autism
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>>31554156
You failed the test, anon.
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>>31553944
>wearing same shoes
riiiiiiiiight
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>>31554162
That individual looks unironically like a man with a skinny face.
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>>31553985
You went full retard you le leddit subhuman piss
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>>31554175
Do you just have a folder of creepy trannies or what
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>>31554182
Not a tranny/trannys. Just some chick.
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>>31554193
Why
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>>31553932
cooper is so dreamy jesus christ
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>>31554197
I think she's cute in a spoopy way.
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>>31554204
Not at all cute
Not even a little
Not creepy either
It just looks like it would be irritating to interact with
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>>31554222
thats not nice
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>>31554222
Also she's conceal carrying in almostevery pic fyi
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>>31554239
>she
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>>31554239
Oh yeah I bet
Not
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>>31554239
>>31554229
>>31554204
>>31554193
>>31554175
>>31554162
>>31554149
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>>31554246
>>31554251
>>31554260
they can't see her printing in this pic
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>>31554267
I've fucked some pretty androgynous girls, but that chick is setting a whole new level of uncanny valley.
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>>31554271
>t. virgin
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>>31554280
Dude that fucking face.
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>>31554285
>being a mad jelly cuck that doesn't have a qt CCW gf who loves guns, animals, and wants to bear your children
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>>31554292
So is she actually yours?
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>>31554293
opsec bro
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>>31554297
tell us about the ayyy
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>>31554301
She's got big eyes
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>>31553944
>because that really looks like two loving faggots going out on the town, right?
Right.
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>>31554361
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>>31554239
conceal carrying a penis, maybe
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>>31554612
The only dick that she's concealing is the one I put in her once in a while and even then it's like a petite 5'0" woman trying to CCW a full frame hand gun
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>>31553932
>matching shoes
What a pair of fairies.
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>>31554622
Makes you wonder if they get off to jacking off into each other's shoes and wear them.
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>>31553944
>Yeah, because that really looks like two loving faggots going out on the town, right?
Yes. Yes it does.
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>>31554717
okay
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>muh greyman
In SHTF, everyone is suspicious.
I've seen enough movies to know that when Real Nigga Shit™ is happening, that quiet, unassuming fucker knows more than he's letting on, and I'm not waiting until he reveals himself to be a government agent/bitten by zombies/scientist that made the SuperEbola/psychotic killer.
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>>31554171
My thoughts exactly
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>>31554738
>I've seen enough movies
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>>31554743
>implying shit like Red Dawn and Rambo aren't the closest fiction can get to documentaries with being reality
lol who u tryin'a fool, I know the current hypothetical SHTF scenario was, through action or negligence, caused by you, Grey Dude. Stop sitting by the fire so your face gets obscured, ya creepy fucker.
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>>31554015
Okay, who are you operating on?
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>>31554612
KEKKS
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>>31554015
Everyone. I don't trust a single one of you fucks
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>>31553932
Ah Greyman. Also known as not looking like an autist in public.
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>>31554149
>>31554151
>>31554156
And people will argue that /k/ shouldn't have id's.
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Let's be real, in a SHTF scenario most of us will just put a gun against our head and pull the trigger. Finally, it'll give me an excuse to kill myself without being judged for it.
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>>31555322
#justBanethings
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>>31553944
Yeah, its Anderson Cooper and his husband.
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>>31555311
It'd also be a great way to get rid of all the tripfags and namefags
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>>31555311
yeah lets allow casuals to collect metadata for free
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>>31555377
>being this retarded
>thinking that ID's will be pervasive from thread to thread
McFuckingKillYourself
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>>31554119
Different anon here. I came into this thread just to reply to this post.
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>>31554204
It's the smile. She smiles like she means it.
Hell, a little make up, some different clothes, she wouldn't be half bad.
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>>31554612
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>>31555742
But anon, she has a penis
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>>31555270
You can trust me anon.
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>>31553944
Exactly.
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>>31554075
Did someone poop in your cereal box this morning, Jesus you're a grumpy shit.
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>>31553944
Actually, it really does.
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>>31554075
Someone needs a hug....
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>>31553944
>Yeah, because that really looks like two loving faggots going out on the town
Uh... yeah?
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>>31554292
That Possum looks like it desperately wants to escape from the creepy critter holding it.
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>>31553944
You know the guy on right is Anderson Cooper?
He is a very well known homosexual.
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>>31555952
How well known?
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>>31555993
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>>31554239
>Concealed carrying in these manly clothes while I take pics revealing only the upper half of my torso.
Are we supposed to be impressed?
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>>31553932
>Do you go greyman?
Ahhh!
What are the benefits of going gray man?
Fighting the Nightman!
How do you successfully pull off the gray man load out?
Master karate and friendship, for everyone.
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>>31556005
yes
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>>31555993
Known in the, ah, Biblical sense?
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>>31556033
I could conceal a apc if i take a pic facing the other way. Get that tranny shit outta here
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>>31554001
>be fat or very skinny. Just look incapable of anything serious and look as fucking clueless as possible.
damn, /k/ really nailing this greyman shit
gj guys
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>>31556128
>>be fat or very skinny
thats literally 90% of /k/ommandos
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>>31556128
Pretty much
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>>31553932
I don't go grey man, I go homeless. No one even notices homeless people.
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>>31553951
>>31554169
>>31554361
>>31554717
>>31555348
>>31555834
>>31555870
>>31555907
>>31555952
Sarcasm isn't you guys' strong point, eh?
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>>31553941
FPBP
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>>31556163
I've seen this posted so many times that I'll shoot every homeless looking dude on sight once SHTF
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>>31556128
>/k/ really nailing this greyman shit
Unfortunately, not a lot of /k/ can meet the
>not wearing a shitty mothbal-reeking combloc parka, an oversized ushanka and a 60's soviet gas mask
requirement.
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>>31553944
That's an incredibly well known gay man and his husband, we know for a fact that these men fuck eachother in the butt.
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>>31556175
Easy there, Phil Elmore
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>>31556194
>someone posts one thing
>a bunch of people with autism don't understand it
>one guy does
>wow that one guy must be the same guy!
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>>31556031
Underrated
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>>31555339
Underrated post.
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>>31554001
What is with people associating hoodies with criminals/troublemakers?
I get that apparently a lot of criminals wear them in the UK, and apparently BLM is wearing black hoodies or something... But for fuck's sake I'm from Canada and you never hear this shit. Probably because we're too busy pulling the things on to keep warm!
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>>31553932
Who gives a fuck. Most social norms fly out the door when you're living on scraps and society is starting to decay.
Gone through two hurricanes, when we had gas shortages no one gave a fuck if you were strapped at a gas station unless they started something. When the looting started, no one cared if you sat on your lawn with a FAL while drinking beer.
With the recent flooding we had, looters were all over the place stealing shit from peoples flooded houses. So people started rolling thick through their neighborhoods with armed patrols. Cops didn't care since they were spread thinner than a blouse at a Thai titty bar.
This gayman shit comes from tactifags jacking off to some happening wet dream every night without any experience or inkling of what will happen when their world turns upside down, let alone how people react in such settings.
I will say this though, hurricane party cook outs were the best. Everyone cooked their fridged meat since the power goes out faster than a Chai Boys anal virginity in an Afghani village.
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>>31556468
I don't live in hurricane country and our natural disasters are generally no biggie, so I don't know firsthand...
But this post has the ring of truth, imho.
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>>31556468
Thai titty bar, afghani village.
What's with the multiple folksy metaphors using foreign locales?
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>>31556579
He thinks he is a salty dog.
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I can't believe I just read this thread. My life it's literally almost as worthless as the little girls arguing in here about greymen.
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>>31553990
i love the /pol/fags death count
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>>31555270
I wouldnt worry about it
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>>31554031
I actually like this idea.
How do you into operator without giving away your power level? What do you wear/carry that's functional but inconspicuous?
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>>31556170
Nah, they just look faggots and that sarcasm was implemented like an autistic sperg.
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>this thread
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>>31554285
first thing i noticed was the camel toe
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>>31555804
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>31556163
Is that you hobo with a gun?
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>>31556170
Sorry mate, that ship sank. You can't save yourself now.
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>>31556291
>>31556316
Overrated
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>>31556579
Yeah the first one was ok, but the second one fucked it. Got a feeling he forgot about the first one cause his mommy brought his tendies in before bed finished the post
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>>31556175
Really? Because I've never seen anyone ever say it but me.
Weird.
Well...there is that one guy on here that actually is homeless.
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>>31557459
I actually did forget about the first one.
I was too busy ramming a 20mm up my ass while jacking off to trap porn.
Good guess on the tendies though.
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>>31557481
yeah. it's been several months since I frequented /k/ and /out/, but I've seen it suggested multiple times
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>>31557424
Nightman.
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>>31556170
>desperately trying to back peddle
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"Grey man" entertains the concept that you're something other than a normal person to begin with. Basically building on the fantasy that you're some secret agent operator that needs a hidden identify.
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>>31553932
During a happening, nobody is a gray man. Anyone is suspect.
The gray man strategy can only work when societal norms are still in place.
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>>31557608
Garry?
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>>31553932
When SHTF, you will be strapped to a table, while a nigger retracts his cock from your anus in a well ventilated room.
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>>31557020
A compact pistol and comfortable shoes.
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>>31558334
This.
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>>31557608
Ohhh yeah ok, that makes sense
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>>31558252
Night dude. Sleep well.
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>>31553932
Benefits: not getting murdered by anyone who sees you in tacticool gear either to take your shit or just out of fear you're about to attack them.
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>>31559389
That
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>>31555311
ATF fbi nsa cia go home
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>>31554019
Breivik pls
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>>31554612
FUCKING REKT
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>>31557199
You mean the divided balls?
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