You are wearing a concealed weapon in a bar when a fight breaks

>>31537000
Get the fuck out as fast as possible.

>>31537000
Leave.

Leave

Stay and punch it out, like a man.

>>31537000

Get out as fast as humanly possible.

Make like a tree and get out

Ask myself why I'm drinking while carrying a CC as that is a stupid as fuck move

>>31537159
You don't have to drink at a bar.

>>31537000
Employ the ancient, proven strategm of Ruh Na Wei.

Has saved more lives than antibiotics

>>31537171

Then why even fucking go? Being the only sober person in a group of inebriated people is about as much fun as being forced to watch children's programming.

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>>31537000
Been shot at leaving a bar. Biker thing. Bouncer had a stiffy about helmets. Developed Anons first law of bar fights early on. When someone grabs a pool ball, someone grabs a cue stick. When someone grabs a cue stick, some one pulls a knife. When the knife comes out, the pistol immediately comes out. The idea is to leave at the pool ball.

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>>31537317

>>31537330
Hey! I just realized ios10 fixed the file name thing.

>>31537000
Charge the bar and try to get the bartender out, as he doesn't need to take this shit, while taking all the nice vodka. Then I run like hell, and know I got some good booze for saving him.

If it is not an option(I imagine the bartender is at the center of the fight and smashing bottles on everyone, totally reking) then I just run like hell.

>>31537000
Grab my pet orangutan and leave.

Magdump on everybody, steal good bottle of irish whiskey, exfil prior to cops arriving.

>>31537378
>vodka
>good booze
Nigga what?

>>31537000
I leave.

>>31537000
Leave

Pull my OC because CC is for fags.

>>31537522
Do not question his slavic ways.

>>31537000
Leave immediately

>>31537000
Try to get a to-go cup for my drink and leave.

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>>31537171
>You don't have to drink at a bar.

Leave or sit it out near a corner. If anyone tries to hit me shoot them.

Shoot everyone. I carry multiple extendo mags for a reason.

>>31537000

Leave immediately. Texas has the 51% law where any business that derives 51%or more of their income from alcohol sales then, it's illegal to carry there.

Also there's the while no drinking and carrying bit.

>>31537000
If you draw a gun in a bar fight you are literally the worst kind of person.
Same with baseball bats, knives, brass knuckles, pool cues, and rolls of quarters. Seriously uncool.

>>31537000
L E A V E
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>>31537000
Leave

>>31538459

>Calculate in my head that this particular bar makes some damn good chicken wings that give it 51.000001% of its income
>Start shooting

>>31537000

Watch, maybe get some cellphone video, but make sure path to the door is clear just in case it starts spreading.

If I don't call 911, does that make me an accessory, or guilty by association, or something else like that?
Oregonfag here if it matters.

>>31537017
>>31537025
>>31537026
FP,SP,TPBP

>>31539498
>rolls of quarters

?

>>31537000
Get the hell outta there.

>>31540315
Did you not have a father growing up or something?

You put a roll of quarters in your hand and make a fist around it to give a bit more weight and solidness to your punch. If you really want to give a bit of substance to your swing, you use a roll of 50 cent pieces, but coins are really just for women and people who are shit at punching other people.

>>31537000
Put a barstool on the counter, stand on it in half-squat, pull pants down, ND entire mag into ceiling, yell "ATTENTION", then projectile diarrhea as hard as possible over the crowd of scared/confused drunks as fast as possible while reloading, ND a few more times into the ceiling for good measure, run outside half naked covered in my own Hershey squirts before they realized what happened

>the butthole bandit strikes again

>>31539498
>fighting to be cool
if there's going to be a fight, and I'm going to be in it, then I'm going to take whatever measures necessary in order to win

if I don't know you then don't expect I'll trust you to not kill me in a fight. if I don't trust you to not kill me then I have to win no matter how much lethal force I need to apply or how many times.

that is the philosophy of fighting. if you believe in fair fights or starting fights for fun you're an idiot and will put yourself in trouble

>>31537000

get the fuck out

>>31540371

Nigger I'm a sheltered ass Mormon.
I slapped a kid in the head in high school once and punched another guy who got pissed when I cut him off while driving. I've never actually been in or seen a real fight.

>>31540439
If you can't win in a fair fight, you shouldn't be in places where you might find one.
If someone pulls a knife, then by all means; pull one yourself.
If they grab a gun,; draw on them.
But you should never be the guy to draw a weapon first.

>>31537171
Jesus Christ, I'm a homosexual and even after all the gay sex this is the fucking gayest thing I've ever seen. Kys youself faggo

>>31540612
The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

Although maybe that doesn't apply to massive bar fights, and I agree as far as not pulling a lethal weapon unless the other person does.

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Go to the door, whip out my phone and record. When the sirens start coming i leave the place, then i go home, start up an editing software and make a shitty fight comp for youtube.

>>31537000
shoot everyone thats fighting

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>>31542336
i forgot my face

>>31540985
this. unless you are some ritualist fighter or you are fighting for the leadership of you niggro tribe, fair fights doesnt exist. no one is stronger than the last man standing

>>31537317
I like to feel up my friend when he passes out in my car. Sometimes I save up some of my cum and put it in a bottle of beer and when he rouses pretend he bought it with him and beat off to the thought of him drinking my cum.

>>31537000
Take a bottle from the bar, and walk outside.

>>31537000
>What do you do?
leave. fights bring cops.

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>>31540423
ND stands for negligent discharge, in this situation it is not negligent, you meant to

>>31540371
>not being beaten with a roll of quarters in a tube sock

Oh dad... I miss you

>>31537000
actually a serious issue
if someone unarmed assaults you when you are carrying

if you fight with your fists but someone beats you up and they take your gun, you could get killed.

if you shoot someone who was only going to punch you, you go to prison in most places

if you can, you get out of there; but nobody gets a free pass in a bar fight

what would the law say about brandishing in the context of self defense?

interested to hear from anyone this has actually happened to

Order another drink

>>31537000
leave?

>>31540612
So you're saying if you can't win every possible physical engagement with your fists, you shouldn't go out in public? I got thumped by five blokes while waiting in line to go in to a pub once. But in your eyes it would have been immoral to defend myself with a weapon? Get fucked.

If you start a fight with me, and I am a victim of your violence, then I'll do whatever's necessary and in my power to resist and defeat your bullshit. What possible reason could I have to stick to your absurd honour code?

>>31537000
Get arrested

>>31540612
are you a samurai or some shit?

knife kills, gun kills, fists kill

what are you going to do when the guy you're fist fighing knocks you down and steals your gun

fights arn't mutual, it's some random drunk guy attacking you
or six junkies who want you wallet

maybe your attacker is armed, maybe they arn't
the fuck are you going to do; insist on a frisk search before a fight?

>>31537000
In many places you can't be in a bar with a firearm.

Texas being one of them. If it is t my fight I'm out the door.

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>>31540612

>>31537429
This. Hello fellow old dude

>>31540612
>He fought fair, at least!

makes for a good epitaph

>>31537317
The Pirate Fairy (Tinkerbell series) is still better than Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

>>31542698
>if you shoot someone who was only going to punch you, you go to prison in most places

I'm a frail and meek girl, come at me angrily/aggressively with your fist raised like you're about to hit me and you're getting capped.

>>31542984
for real though me an Clyde are gonna dip

>>31537522
There is such a thing as expensive vodka. Arguably better than bottom shelf