Consider this /k/ >It's the year 2367 and you are a

>having replicator
>not going immediately for the banned weapons

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Varon-T_disruptor

>>31529634
Literally an AR-15 with 77gr cannelured OTM topped with a light and a 1-8x short dot, a CZ Shadow SAO-kitted in 9x19.

I guess a little a standard pistol phaser just for shits would be neat, if I need to warm up some rocks or something when its cold.

Id just go the armory and grab a standard-issue phaser, seeing as how its superior to everything else posted on /k/, possible exception being >>31529662

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I don't know how space guns work and their ergonomics look like shit.

Colt C8
Sphinx 10mm

The most powerful phaser I want to carry... the damn things can slice, dice and even make julianne fries.
....
The phaser beam could stun, heat, kill, or disintegrate living creatures. Phasers could damage shields or other systems or even cut through a hull. Phasers could also be used to cut through walls and burrow through rock. The beam could be focused to a single spot or widened to impact a large area.
....
It does pretty much everything... why carry anything else?

I'd go with something classy like a MACO type 3 compression phaser.

But more importantly- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, everybody would wear fully vacuum sealed positive pressure suits with integrated armor and would not take them off no matter how safe the initial sensor readings were.

And if we picked up an alien as a passenger, they absolutely would not be allowed free reign of the ship, and would have to have an escort of no less than three security personnel at all times shadowing them in allowed areas.

>>31529634
I will just hide behind the dude in the red shirt.

"Computer- Glock, forty."

>>31529634

One galaxy, one rifle

Mauser .375 H&H

Phased plasma rifle in the 40watt range

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>>31530029
>pick up aliens
>move around
>freely
i'm not sure the brig dungeon works like that

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Laser/phaser/transgender guns are for gays.
I'll take a P90 and a Colt SAA in .357 Rem Max.


Beam me down, Scotty, i have a job to do.

>>31530156
40 watt is the energy of a weak light bulb. Lets start with 40 megawatt and you might start doing some damage.

>>31530781
That's a terminator quote, and one that's posted in just aboutevery "wat gun wud u" thread.

>>31530784
Well, this is 4chan. You never know if the people are quoting pop culture references or are just retarded - but point taken.

>>31530156
this. it's pretty much end of thread right here.

>>31529662
It's no deadlier than a phaser. It's only banned because it's cruel. In fact it lacks the phaser's numerous power settings. I'm with >>31529947

Why do security officers not wear armor in the future?

If no further information is known, I'd say outfit 60% of the away team with phaser rifles as they can deal with most threats with both lethal and non -lethal means. The other 40% would be given TR-116 projectile rifles in case of any type of threat that is immune to energy weapons or shielded to them (Borg) or encountering a dampening field. Everyone obviously has a handheld phaser as a backup.

If the threat of dampening fields or shielded threats is higher, then TR-116 kit for everybody.

It's 2367, why use stuff from the stupid ages.

Tommy guns for everyone

Genesis Torpedo and a turban.

A nugget that fires 69 other nuggets, with the last nugget being made out of laserplasmaradiation.

>>31529634
1. Replicate a katana
2. Use transporter to teleport behind smelly Cardie
3. Psssh nothin personnel, Dukat.

>>31529634

Phaser rifles for everyone else, Breen CRM114 for me. Fuck everything and anything.

>>31530036
Captain Picard will probably wonder why you're doing that constantly though ;^).

>>31529634
ITT people who dream small.
I use my replicator to make a hybrid mini-gun that shoots a vairety of ammo (AP, HP, Explosive tipped, DU,) with ab on board replicator so I never run out of ammo. Then I add an underslung Phazer. Just in case things get really hairy, Ill keep a portable replictor in my transporter buffer to make nukes and shit.
#dream big

>>31530838
What's the point, wouldn't phasers just go through armor anyway?

>>31530023
A E S T H E T I C S

The phaser is shaped like a TV remote and the finish looks plastic like plastic.

>>31530125
you forgot 'hot'

>>31531534
But what if they don't have phasers tho

>>31531386
>It's the year 2367
Captain Picard will be uber-conscience of mah feels.
will assume we're a couple.

>>31529634
i would replicate a phaser and a roni and somehow monkey-rig the phaser into the roni so that i can actually aim that fucking thing further than 12 meters. maybe use some holo optics and laser pointer too and a high powered flashlight that's got blinding/blinking setting.

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>tfw not even a replicator can get you a gf

>>31531980
i thought that is what the "holodeck" made for.

Have Data make a working version if basic assault rifle from mass effect.

Shooting tungsten pellets at near the speed of light.

Then I would have a China Lake 40mm grenade launcher. That shoots star fleet issue anti matter grenades.

Though really, I would just target designator for orbital bombardment and offensive use of the teleporter.

>>31531546
P R A C T I C A L I T Y

much too loud for stealth missions.

>>31531987
Unless you get caught fugging a Holo version of Counselor Troy and her tig ol biddies.

I like how they pretend the holodeck would be used for anything but fucking holo versions of hot crewmembers.

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I'd just have obrien murder everyone for me

>>31532096
This always bothered me about Star Trek, at least TNG and later. They had tons of jobs that could easily have been automated. What the fuck the purpose of O'Brien sitting there tapping at a screen when they could just tell the computer what to do? The computer would be faster too.

/autism

>>31532072
Only in tng. Once ds9 came around with the bar owned by the space Jew the gig was up.

A lightsaber.

>>31529634
replicators are locked out on weaponry though. You ain't going to do something that violate star fleet regulations now, are you?

>>31532256
You could automate the teleporters. He is basically an engineer who monitors them. The same thing could be said about a power plant. Sure it can run itself for a while but best to have people man it instead of alarm when something isn't up to snuff.

>>31532256
In a post scarcity society you have to have a bunch of useless make work kind of jobs or everyone would have nothing to do.

>>31529634
>there's something called a Replicator that can make any gun with any material you wish for?
Replicators can only make things they have the plans for.

>>31529979
>Best guess for this image
>Donald Trump
KEK!

>>31532320
All he ever does is punch in their destination to a screen. There is nothing he does a computer couldn't do better and faster.

>>31532328
This. This always bothers me about Star Trek. In reality a large part of the population would probably be horrifically depressed.

>>31532256
The entire ship is made from pork barrel spending to keep the economy going.

>>31532333
They have the complete works of Gilbert and Sullivan on their computers. If they can spare the room for that, they have the specs for making a functional G11 from the eugenics wars.

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I would use the EM-1 railgun from Eraser and attach a miniature transporter on the end of the barrel and i am wearing a Exographic Targeting Sensor.

Pic related but with an EM-1 instead of a TR-116.

>>http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Exographic_targeting_sensor
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Exographic_targeting_sensor

+

>>http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/TR-116_rifle
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/TR-116_rifle

+

>>http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/(Eraser)_-_EM-1_Railgun
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/(Eraser)_-_EM-1_Railgun

>>31532328
i thought it was mainly an anti intrusion measure.
if you make isolated systems on the ship then a single malware injection into the com system can't take over the ship in a split second. you will still have functioning drive power and weapons. kinda like in battlestar galactica.

basically it's about trusting peoples loyalties over a firewall.

>>31532389
Too bad every other episode is about one of the characters getting infected with some kind of space AIDs that lets aliums mind control them or replace them with a clone or something.

>>31532402
yeah...

>>31532372
Have fun penetrating 16 bulkheads and the outer hull. The transporter was the important part. Now that I think about it, do borg have their shields up all the time? If they can transport frag rounds into their torsos it'd make the borg a lot easier to deal with.

On the other hand, inertial dampening fields would solve the recoil problem. Brute force works wonders against shields.

>>31532402
my main problem was why the fuck ever would a commander or other high ranking officer ever leave the fucking ship? especially when it's possible they would be needed at their place instead of sending joe fuckwit in his red suit to muck around in the sand on the planet surface with a pre-progammed tricoorder that they can monitor from above.

then came last ship and i was like now we will see how it's really done i bet this guy will not leave his ship one fucking time!!
then... jesus this is even worse than star trek!

>>31529634
SCAR H, or G3 dressed up with aimpoint sight forgrip usual nonsense. handgun is USP-45, HK 45, or P30.

whatever they have for night vision, integrated with situational awareness visor, and FLIR, ballistic helmet with o2 ingrated feed mask custom fit to my skull, self sealing armor should be good then

>>31532407
>Brute force works wonders against shields.
usually you have to be slow to get past shields they are good against fast low mass targets and energy in most sci-fi. i think in stargate a snek was knifed for this very reason.

now here is the thing tho which i don't get. aside from the void shields in wh40k most shields tend to have some electromagnetic resonance basis and should be easily penetrable by lasers as light doesn't really gives too shits about this.

>>31532335
That's hilarious

>>31532451
>slow to get past shields
I was talking about the fact shields have to either get their frequencies matched or polarity kerfuggled to be easily defeated vs. hitting them with a fuckhuge force. So what if your phaser kills by frying out the vital cells in a body? Borg shields soak the energy and they keep going. But what can shields do against something capable of throwing a man across a parking lot?
>easily penetrable by lasers as light
I think shields are like a trophy system except with energy fields instead of birdshot. It's constantly blocking space dust but if something over a certain threshold comes at them it overcharges the field and deflects matter and energy in that direction (within reason). However, it should allow slower things and visible light to enter.

>>31530696
LONG LIVE THE TERRAN EMPIRE!
LONG LIVE EMPEROR SPOCK
GRAND ADMIRAL OF TERRAN IMPERIAL STARFLEET.

>>31532582
there should be an energy equation for this
unless the shields are exactly like a trophy system and can deflect high powered shots but need recharge time than a weapon (or multiple weapons at once) that has higher output power would get through that shield.

so the easiest solution to borg and their shield would be to shoot them in a coordinated attack with multiple phasers or with a very high powered one.

but really the shields shouldn't be bale to block lasers. the only thing we know that can block photons is matter. and matter when blocks laser gets ionized and really that is how laser cutters work. gravity distorts space and thus it could "deflect" laser shots on cosmic level or more like you could curve shoot a target on the horizon of a large mass that would otherwise be covered so maybe not.

>>31532677
damn, check out the big brain on brad.
learnin' shit on /k/ again, 'bout damn time.

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Handheld overriding remote targeting computer for orbital bombardment that only works for me plus the standard phaser. Why not use the biggest guns available?

>>31532341
No, he repairs, maintains, troubleshoots, and even creatively modifies the equipment. He's an engineer specialized in the transporter technology, who also happens to throw a switch that could be automated.

>>31532746
yeah troop support from orbit should be basic shit.
but it's the usual thing to worry about accuracy and wanting to get the fuck out of the area in particular before shit comes down among the troops. surgical precision looks better from 100 km up there than from 100 yards down there.

>>31532677
>but really the shields shouldn't be bale to block lasers.
They don't. At least in Star Trek they use masers, which would give a shit about EM resonance.

>>31532746
>Handheld overriding remote targeting computer for orbital bombardment that only works for me plus the standard phaser.
>Go down to planet
>Shitlord alien starts talking to me
>General Order 24 that shit
>No fucks given
I can see it

>>31531526
>Replicators give you infinite ammo

That isn't how replicators work.

>>31532834
I remember in one episode on TNG they mention the enemy ship uses laser weapons, and the captain chuckles, and someone on the bridge says they wouldn't even penetrate the navigational shields.

>>31532825
Not a problem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o1rH63IaDA

I imagine in TNG they can do even better

>>31532813
Damn straight! *Someone* has to install the secondary back-up.

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>>31529634
> Computer, generate 300 self aware copies of Adolf Hitler
> Computer, load program "cardassian genocide-23"
> Computer, disable security protocols

Good luck, everybody.

>>31532582
>>31532677
Considering ships can still take some damage from phasers and whatnot while shielded, it's more likely that the shields dissipate energy rather than block it. It also explains why the shields are a bubble a distance from the hull, it gives room for the non-cohesive energy to diffuse in empty space.

And multiple coordinated attacks using phasers at different frequencies is standard anti-Borg tactics. Using a single high-powered one gives you rapidly diminishing returns as the Borg analyse and adapt to it.

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>>31532288
> Rom, cleanup on holodeck 3

>>31532883
The Cardassians kill all the Hitler clones after the Hitler clones try to fight them in order to save the Aryan Bajorans? I mean, did we ever see a black Bajoran in DS9?

>>31532885
>Using a single high-powered one gives you rapidly diminishing returns as the Borg analyse and adapt to it.
like i said if their power source is not more powerful than the weapons they can adapt all they want. easier to make a few off the chart phasers than upgrade all borg units in the fucking galaxy group.

the thing is shields should only really be effective against plasma type weapons and debris. maybe metallic projectiles with high magnetic index. that's all. any non-magnetic dart like tungsten-carbide would go through any energy field like nothing is there.

this is a problem tho because coil guns would need the projectile to be magnetic specifically iron or steel. but discarding sabot is a thing. and railguns only need a sabot that is conductive.

>>31532953
an other good strategy would be to saturate the shields with stuff to deflect like plasma or debris and then shoot them. for example throw a plasma/frag grenade at their feet wait for it to go off and then shoot.

>>31532938
>I mean, did we ever see a black Bajoran in DS9?
Korena Sisko. It was an alternate timeline, but I imagine that wouldn't influence this.

>>31532885
>And multiple coordinated attacks using phasers at different frequencies is standard anti-Borg tactics. Using a single high-powered one gives you rapidly diminishing returns as the Borg analyse and adapt to it.
So what happens if you set a phaser to level 16 (aka JDAM)? A hull breach and a perfectly safe borg?

>>31532854
>reconfigure raw elements into complex forms down to the molecular level
>can produce virtually any food
>and the plates/utensils
>and at the right temperature
>not recombinating tons of raw nitrocellulose, lead styphenate, copper, lead and brass
>not putting the bottom of the ammo market

>>31532953
The problem is you'd need a massive power output to beat a Borg cube like that. You're talking space station tier. Not only do you have to be able to beat its normal shield output, you also have to be able to beat its capacity to modify itself to produce more power and modify itself to redirect systems away from damaged areas. You're also going to need enough power to keep your shields functional as the cube will be firing back the whole time.

It's why torpedoes are shown to be more effective against the Borg than phasers, it's a lot harder to adapt to rapidly occurring anti-matter explosions.

>>31533075
i was not specifically talking about cubes they are very big to ships and thus overpowering them would be likely a bad idea. i was talking about the humanoid units.

an attack helicopter

>>31533000
Are we talking drones or ships? Drones have much less capacity to shield themselves. In fact, it'd make a lot of sense if the drones are able to wirelessly distribute power among themselves to support personal shielding during combat.

>>31533089
Oh yeah, against drones that works fine but is circumstantial. Eventually you'll be up against multiple heavily shielded drones at the same time who will be firing back.

>>31533122
so if they meet resistance they only come on stronger huh?
but what if you have a weapon that can match their strongest personal shields? and you have personal shields also? what's their next move?

>>31533140
The ability to shit out thousands of drones from a single cube allowing them to bypass, overwhelm, or outflank you. Sustained infantry combat is the last thing you want to do against the Borg unless they're completely cut off.

>>31529634

that nifty teleporter marksman rifle Jadzia Dax used in one of the DS9 episodes

>>31533202
i see, well there goes my halo fantasy...

>>31533216
To put things in perspective, a Galaxy-class has a maximum capacity of 15,000 people. A Borg cube has a maximum capacity of 130,000.

>>31533284
yeah but they also seemed like slow and dumb and awkwardly walking. figured we could shoot them down by the dozens if they can't even take cover.

>>31533316
Sure, but eventually they'll start having potent shields and use the front ranks as cover for the rear while forcing you to take cover with their fire.

>>31533369
and how about get them to form these massive lines and lure them onto a remote detonated minefield or into an orbital bombardment envelope?

>>31533421
The minefield and orbital bombardment envelope are both far preferable to direct combat.

>>31533421
also why the fuck do these soft dicked federationals don't have any surface motorized weapons? airspace superiority killed them off that hard? how about some gunboats as infantry support?

T-51b power armor with a handheld M2 and a HK-51.

>>31530125
"Computer, disengage safety protocols"

>>31533211
Took a while for me to get used to Dax's spots. They reminded me of sugar smacks cereal.

>>31533463
The answer to most questions about Starfleet military capacity is and always will be TV production budget restraints. Nemesis featured an Argo, an all-terrain buggy with rear mounted phaser, and ground vehicles crop up in the books and comics.

>>31534036
As they pointed out on RLM, the Argo was in every way less capable than the dedicated transport shuttle they used to land it (and was probably added to the script as a favor to Patrick Stewart who loves dune buggies)

>>31530797
No rest assured I'm retarded.
Almost as retarded to go recon a planet they could of at least used the scanners on to figure out the gravity levels and atmosphere and other climate info along with potential info on how big of creatures if any are down there. If there is none you either have to arm for klingons which should be good enough for any other race short of the borg, or arm for the borg which the federation never does, it just improvises trying to modulate their phasers which they know isn't going to last long enough to win a single battle and only having like 2 crew members that can face the borg in melee of which they might only have one present at best for the fight and he's going to get outnumbered and run away because the rest of the crew already got over run.

>>31534121
To be fair, it was mostly TOS that had the "beam down to a planet where everything is deadly" plot elements.

Arming for the Borg is pretty pointless outside of actual Borg conflicts and getting into a melee fight with them is about the stupidest thing you could do.

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an ak make of cheese

so i can eat it if it stops working
plus AKs are scary lookin, aliens would not dare attack when i aim it one handed and turn it sideways, looking menacingly at them

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>>31532335
holy shit

>>31530781
40 watts doesnt have to refer to the total energy output of the weapon.

>>31534274
really? that's like saying an abrams main cannon is is 5mm you know but it doesn't have to be the total diameter of the gun...

>>31534325
Or like saying an abrams main cannon is 120mm and you say "wow that is way too short of a barrel length"

>>31534188
Well I'm not saying it should all be done with sensors and stuff. I just mean in general there's no reason not to take an electronic survey of it first. Like when I was replying to thread originally I was like oh this gun with this stuff would work in this capacity in general and when I got to thinking about it it's like the stuff that makes things desirable or optimal on Earth isn't really always great for everything or even really going to have the same effect on a different planet. Can't really pick the right tool for the job if there's no idea whatsoever of what the job could be to stop. Like a planet having high gravity would low ballistic ranges and increase the rainbow arc effect. The weight of the bullet would probably be more in higher gravity so the propellant wouldn't put it at the velocity it would on earth then other things effect it like temperature and stuff like plasma or particle weapons just make more sense than regular old ballistics.

>>31530155
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqfPXcLI1w

>>31529634
>captain picard begrudgingly asked for you by name
>the best scout on the ship
>the others security officer even jokingly call you "master at arms" even if that title stopped being used over 150 years ago by fleet
>picard never liked your "hands" on approach to things
>but the job was always done when you were assigned
>you stand in front of the replicator and type in your favorite code
>the replicator beings its work
>you walk to your bed and kneel down next to it.
>you reach under your bed to find the old wooden box with brass mounts on the corners
>you undo the latch and left the lid of the wooden box
>inside rests the last nugget
>the replicator beeps and a bottle of vodka appears in your room
>LT. Ivan's log star date 2367

>>31530781
>40 watts is the energy of a weak light bulb
or a very lethal laser gun, get with the program anon. no need for ultra overkill here.
we're talking extremely focused energy here, not your mom's closet light bulb.

>>31534465
40 watts is far from lethal.
unless you are a baloon...
military non-lethal dazzlers are in the 250-700 watts range.

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>>31530125
>Glock
due to computer error replicates bell after reading glocks were austrian made and opens files in german

Transporters and Replicators both work by turning mass into energy and energy into mass.

Transporters scan you down to the exact state of every single sub atomic particle and then reassemble you exactly someplace else.

Replicators take energy and make close approximations of the item requested. They don't make things exactly because that would be too much data and printing resolution. So when you ask for a chocolate bar. It knows what should be in it to make it generally taste, feel, and be nutritious as a chocolate bar. Yet a real chocolate bar it is not.

Take the knowledge of how transporters and replicators work. Then combine that with studies on transporter accidents. Where two people have become one person, someone stayed in the transporter pattern buffer on a loop for decades, or one person has become two. Combine all this into a development project to produce one single device.

A transporter that can take any person and turn them into another person. Based on the data from a save file of their transporter pattern.

Take one highly trained individual and your transport them and you copy their data. Now you put this data and the transporter cloner into a ship with cloaking. Sneak the ship up on target ships, target space stations, or target planets. Sit there while cloaked and replace the targeted population. Soon your Cardassian cruiser is full of copies of Ensign Gary. If you do it fast and right, you take the ship with out struggle. Even if their is a struggle. Engine Gary clones are dispoable and them dying and the crew dying, still serves your purpose of taking ships.

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>>31534597
thank you for that concise critique.

>>31534465
Forget about it, he clearly doesn't know what plasma is.

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>>31534496
The wattage is power what will really determine the lethal potential of the laser will be it's wavelength and frequency. think about electricity the voltage can pass right through you no problems, but the amperage will kill you even very low amps will kill a person.

>>31534496
>250-700 watts range
maybe their power supply is rated "250-700 watts"
the actual amount of energy transferred into photons is much lower.

>>31532311
>"Replicator...
>...replicate an unlocked replicator."

>>31534701
yeah well my point is a laser that can kill humans will be in the kilowatt range if it can kill fast like a blink then megawatt range.

just use the federation phaser.
it makes more sense to stun and capture whatever is on that planet than to kill it.
Still a semi-auto magfed shotgun firing something like micronukes in case the local flora/fauna turns out to be deadly would be nice as plan-B.

>>31534678
>what will really determine the lethal potential of the laser will be it's wavelength and frequency.
no it will be energy transferred per seconds aka watts (1W=1J/s). a good laser weapon must deliver energy comparable to a rifle in the same amount of time a bullet takes to hit. which means you need to deliver about 3kJ in 200ms which means 15kW laser, but if you take into consideration the different ways a laser beam and a bullet affects the body, you might want even more power.

>replicator converts energy to matter
reverse replicator, pair with transporter
convert enemy to energy
glass his planet in the process
done

>>31532426
that's the problem with having the captain and command staff be the main characters of a story...
cool shit needs to happen to keep the viewer watching and interested
BUT
no body wants to watch a show about a Sgt, a Cpl, two LCpls, and PFC schmuckatelli

>>31535785
dunno usually these shows have a few prominent characters from each rank like a dozen from a couple of hundred crew-members.

interesting shit could happen to main characters without them being idiotically reckless.

take last ship: the captain who is supposedly very good at this ship-to-ship or ship-to-sub combat leaves his fucking ship and goes on jerking off to grass while the ship has to fight a fucking sub? why? the captain could have been there to fight the sub and the commando guys could still get into the action it made zero sense.

wait why can't I just telefrag any enemies I encounter?

>>31535310
>yeah well your point...was made with knowledge that is in the picowatt range.

1 pW : average power consumption of a human cell

>>31535963
sorry to tell you: your argument is invalid.
so invalid i'm not even sure you actually have an argument tho.

>>31534458
>>inside rests the last nugget
>last nugget
I thought this was a feel-good action greentext, not a sad depressing one.

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>>31529634
>Ctrl + F
>No phased polaron beams
>No anti-coagulants

I bet your queers don't even serve the Founders in all things.

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>>31536136
>one transphasic torpedo has been deposited into your warp core

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>>31536026
Now why did you have to kill it for me.

I didn't even pay much attention to that part

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>>31536159
It is not *my* warp core, Captain. And it never was.

>>31536179
There's a happy ending, though.
>Worf grows up in Minsk, Belarus
>Worf revives traditional-weapons usage in Klingon culture
>Worf's childhood neighbors do the same thing for Earth
>the Izhmash logo looks a lot like the Starfleet logo
>Starfleet-stamped nuggets deployed/replicated as boarding weapons like the Klingon fleet uses Bat'leths
>Jem'Hadar landing party met with "AV NUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI" and quick volleys of 54r from the USS Ivan Chesnokov's security team

>>31531534
Depends on the continuity and source, really. Star Trek Online's armor managed to resist phasers, blades, and other energy types. Depending on the armor type, the wearer also got boosts to strength, energy weapon damage, or critical hits (explained as targeting assistance or recoil dampening).

>>31534716
We metagaming now.

>>31532372
I always found it so idiotic that they introduced what I would imagine would be one of the most fucking lethal weapons imaginable in that episode, then never employed or even mentioned it again. I mean, the ability to see people through walls and shoot them from fucking anywhere?

God the writing in later episodes of DS9 was such utter shit.

>>31529634
>Create nuclear bomb
>Kill everyone on board because the federation is a bunch of pinko commie fucks
Easy choice

>>31530696

This would be us if not for jewery.

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A Colt CMG in 6mm SAW Long and more ammo than I can carry (that's what a pissant red shirt is for).

Plus, a Colt Scamp converted to use more "modern" trapezoidal big-boy magazines & more JHP ammo for it than I could shake a stick at. Likely a bolo knife. I mean, hey, human rights don't extend to Aliens, right?

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Im sure by this time someone will have figured out how to engineer this properly.

Cant be a whole lot out there than .45 Colt wont still kill dead. This, a cutlass, and a standard phaser should be all a nigga needs.

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>>31538360
It's just a bottom barrel Dan Wesson with a more angled grip.

>>31529634

"Computer. An angry honey badger. Hot.

>>31538478
You sure about that?

>>31538360
>Im sure by this time someone will have figured out how to engineer this properly
Yeah...Chiappa

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>>31529662
I loved that teleporting projectile sniper rifle with the x-ray sensor HUD, there would literally no stopping that.

Also loved that episode for the idea of a Vulcan assassin. I would use a self-destructing hologram with a mobile emitter or a small projection device, drop the weapon at designated location with the emitter, then you can trigger the attack once off world and far away.

>>31530023
Because you can dodge the beam even if you are a 60 year old starship captain

>>31538606

Your hearts in the right place, carry on.

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>>31538606
That's a good one, those things could exist right now if we didn't have those damn rules of war.

>>31538726
Modern tech-development based Davey Crockett Launchers on a Bradley. You know you want to see it happen.

>>31533546
"Due to numerous holodeck malfunctions safety protocols can no longer be disengaged"

I mean cmon starfleet

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>>31532021
>Mattock Master Race
Basically a space Garand that shot 30-06 that was retrofitted to use space magic.

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>>31529634
Blast ferengi space Jews with a pair of these.