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>be me
>driving a bike innacity
>have my headphones on, don't hear shit
>as I drive by I see two kids throwing firecrackers
>fuckingretards.jpg
>they look at me for a second
>the next thing they do is throw one on me
>OFUCKNO.JPG
>I slam the brakes on my bike and the firecracker falls in to the basket
>before I grab the firecracker to throw it away I get an idea
>Yell at the kids at the top of my lungs
>"FUCKING GOOKS YOU TOOK ROB BUT NOT ME, ROT IN HELL FUCKING COMMIES"
>My burst of autism stuns them
>they dont notice the firecracker going towards them
>it blows up and the kids fall down and start crying
>before I go I adjust my M65
>as i drive away It ain't me starts playing
How was your day /k/?
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Lol were they actually gooks?
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>>31522524
Does it even matter anon?
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>>31522520
>Firecrackers don't have fuses that long
>"Driving" a bike
>Bike has a basket
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>>31522520
I went antiquing and found a collins machete, a vintage keychain 1911 replica, a functioning cannon and a vintage buck knfie. all were overpriced.
but i did find some simple green in a aerosol can for 2$ each so i bought two. thats about it.
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>>31522544
Those strong fucking firecrackers do
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>>31522520
>It ain't me
By Johnny Cash?
Or does your autistic ass mean Fortune son by Clearwater Credence?
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>>31523020
Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival, ya fagit.
"'It ain't me' starts playing" is a dumb meme.
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>>31523020
CCR
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>>31522520
I killed 8 squirrels and only used 7 rounds. God bless Jeeps.
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>>31523020
Hello newfriend :^)
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>Driving thriugh my neighborhood
>Bunch of chinks standing there
>They see my muhreen sticker
>They instantly incinerate
IT AIN'T MEME
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>having fun playing with leftover firecrackers
>seem autistic neckbeard is driving down the road screaming about some boating accident
>throw a firecracker at him for shits and giggles
>the crazy fucker stops, screams some incoherent nonsense about Gooks... and chucks the firecracker back at us
>blows up like 4 feet in front of him and peppers him with debris
>he is visually upset and gets back into his car crying and drives away
Fun day
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