>Daddy, is it wise to rig the front door so that a shotgun

>>31516704
Yes. Or I'll enter your back door.

>>31516704
Maybe if your SUCCUBUS OF A WHORE MOTHER didn't get knocked up with you I could afford a claymore instead of having to nigger-rig pappy's hog killer. Now fetch me a beer and try not to let your mother put rat poison in it this time.

>>31516704
>tfw these threads unironically make me want a daughter to shoot innawoods with and blow shit up when her mother isn't around

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>daughter
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>31516748
>Having children while poor
People do this? People actually have kids while making less than $60,000?

>>31516745
fpbp

>>31516808
>Not having a daughter to teach firearms and bushcraft too while discussing princesses

Might as well be a faggot.

>>31516824
>parents who can't support worthless NEETs well into their 20s shouldn't be parents

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>>31516808
>not having a qt daughter to redpill and teach the wonders of firearms

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>>31516704
>Daddy, is it wise to rig the front door so that a shotgun goes off whenever anybody opens it? I hate having to get in the house through the back door.

Besides Daddy, wouldnt a series of tripwire and command detonated M18's supported by improvised grenade traps be far more efficient?

Akso, when are you buying me more 7,62X39? It's been a whole DAY since we've been shooting...

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, DEMON CHILD!!!

>>31516704
what do you want the bad guys to win? fuck'em!

>>31516824
Are you serious? People who make $0 have kids.

>>31516824
Contrary to popular belief humans are not particularly intelligent.

>>31517081
By the way daddy, I invited by friends over again tonight. You remember FNC, M16A4, L85, AR18, and Galil right? Please don't come into my room at all tonight, even if you hear yelling! We're, uh, practicing for a school play so it's all normal. Also, where do you keep the rope? I might need to tie some, uh, stuff up later....

>>31516852
>>31516942
At the end of the day someone is going to be fucking your daughter and make them call them daddy

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>>31520048
Yeah, but as long as she lives under my house she follows my rules. My rule is anyone wants to fuck her, I get to fuck him first and then they can do whatever they want. She'll call him daddy, but he'll call me daddy.

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Shut up or i'll let the BATFE shoot your dog.

>>31520048
As long as it isn't me what's the problem

>>31516748
You don't need an actual claymore to build a similar device.

And no. I'm not going to guide you through it. I happen to like my wifes dogs.

>>31516824
All the poors do is have dirty unprotected sex while drunk on cheap beer. Or the drugs.

>>31517081
>implying anyone has a rk95

proof or fuck off

>>31516704
>implying I wouldn't raise my daughter to be the most /k/ bitch there is