>live in israel >tfw if an arab snaps at me, or a terror

>>31496292
Read more you filthy kike, it isn't hard to get weapons in your "country"

Go do combat service then you lazy jew

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Move to Sderot. Get instant gun rights.

>>31496292

ITT: anon didn't have the sack to get into a combat unit but still wants to remove kebab

fellow merchant here, tell me again why exactly I should fulfill my "birthright" and move to your filthy noguns country.

>>31496292
Why would an Arab snap at you? Aren't you like ethnically the same since its your homeland?

>>31496681
Because of ALLAAAAAAHU AKBAR

>>31496292
>hoodlems break into a home
>worry about how they will defend themselves

You see how retarded you sound?

wahhh I have no land to call home. Dont let the door hit your nose on the way out

>>31496356
Who cares about moving there but fuck take the free 10 day trip bro.

>>31496292
>live in occupied Palestine
>tfw people who had their homes sprayed with sewage and torn down is upset with me

as far as I know, I did nothing wrong, I am the biggest parasite on this earth, plz send more money

>>31496292
kys /pol/

>>31496292
>it's very hard to get a gun here unless you have an immediate arab threat, or you did combat service

Get an arab threat and do some goddamn combat service.

>>31496750
You're starting to sound like an anti-Semite.

THE PALESTINIAN TERRORISTS COLLUDED WITH HITLER AND WERE THEREFORE COMPLICIT IN THE 6 MILLION.

>h-how dare Israel defend itself

>>31496681
>Why would a nigger snap at you? Aren't you like ethnically the same since its your homeland?

>>31496784
Well the US of A isn't the nigger's homeland so not sure what you're trying to say friendo

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>>31496777
euro-kikes arent smites. you have to be from the middle east, not claim it as your own

>>31496292
join IDF and stop being a faggot. then you can walk around town with your M4 carbine and drink beers with QT3.14s also armed with M4 carbine

>>31496292
Accept the fact that you live in a state where your security is the state's. Fucking sucks, but you could try to register as a sportsman and then you can get one rifle. I don't know about the restrictions as far as mag capacity goes, but if you can get an AR-15, get one.

>>31496777
>6 million
please tell me how those numbers even remotely make sense

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Fellow kike here. Did you chicken out of your mandatory military service?

If not it isnt all that difficult to obtain a handgun. Of course by American standards they would consider it difficult (and it is, I wish we had second amendment rights here) but after the proper paperwork and fees are processed and Israeli citizen can aquire a firearm.

Webum related. Kike operator operating sandnigger women.

>>31496829
6 million Jews were exterminated by the Nazis and turned into lampshades, millions of which are in German homes to this day.

>>31496818
No, anyone who is anti-Israel means you're an anti-Semite because Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East and is America's greatest ally.

>>31496681
>Why would an Arab snap at you?
People have the most irrational reactions to someone bulldozing their house.

>>31497021
Terrorists that kill little girls don't deserve to have houses you anti-Semite

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>>31496875
>That chair charge

>>31496958
Israel is no more a democracy than Iran. They steal lie and cheat like all the other sand niggers but get money instead of sanctions.

>>31497048
>America's greatest partner in the fight against ISIS and terrorists
>somehow "lie and cheat" (racist Jewish stereotype)

Anti-Semite detected

>>31497094
You mean the same people that were mysteriously bombed in an ISIS stronghold? Yeah, no one needs friends like that. They have no interest in actually containing ISIS given thier borders are secure, they refuse all refugees and it weakens thier regional enemies.

>>31496801
If you're white it's not really yours either.

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>>31497124
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quneitra_offensive_(September_2016)

>>31497135
It is now lmao

>>31497135
Hitler tried to exterminate the Jews. Now we have returned to our rightful homeland after the Romans kicked us out and brought it MILLIONS of Arabs

Jews are developed as an ethnic group in the Mid East independently of Arabs you Nazi holocaust denier

>>31497138
>posts Wikipedia page
>you can't make it up
Oy vey, that really made me think.

>>31497171
Cross check the references then and read the debate between the editors over whether to include Israel

OY VEY

>>31497135
We earned it

>>31497094
You can't call everything antisemitism to shut down discussion, m8. Israel is illegally settled on land, has nuclear weapons and is a non signatory of the NPT yet gets massive amounts of US aid.

>>31497199
>illegally settled

Nope. It was our land that we developed on as an ethnic group before we became a diaspora and were nearly genocided, we simply returned to our historic homeland and were willing to live side by side with Arabs in peace before they started killing us

>nuclear weapons

If you haven't noticed, Israel is surrounded by terrorists that would commit another Shoah if they could get away with it, esp. ISIS, Iran and Hezbollah and terrorists in Gaza

>US aid

Because we are the only democracy in the Mid East and the best ally the US has against terrorism, so ofc they help us as we help the US in turn

Israel is a source of stability in the Mid East and the US's most valuable ally

>>31496292
>let the gov't know thru the secret tip line that the sand niggers are getting rowdy and explodey
>the gov't gives all the nose niggers guns again

Sure, it's lying, but you folks are good at false flags like that, ain'tcha?

>>31496292
I think it is a remote chance you will get affected by anything
iron dome only misses a couple of missiles a year
and the idf seems to have things secure on the ground

>>31497268
You got salty the locals were Muslims and decided to try and starve them out. Got it. And you have no idea why they would be upset.

You never disputed the initial claim you should be a pariah state on part with North Korea for your faggotry regarding nukes

You are a detriment and a constant drain. You are interested in the survival of your nation, I understand but it doesn't matter given you consistently break humanitarian law and think 'the only democracy' is a good argument when your people only want genocide of the Palestinians.

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>>31496875
>that fucking madman with the chair

>>31497319
>North K

WE JEWS INVENTED NUCLEAR WEAPONS YOU NAZI SYMPATHISER. WE INVENTED THEM FOR THE US, AND THEN WE SIMPLY MADE SOME FOR OURSELVES, IT'S OUR RIGHT AS A NEARLY GENOCIDED PEOPLE

>genocide Palestinians

You have it the other way round. It is them who want to kill us. We are prepared for peace but they have broken every peace process. Israel is a peaceful nation that has every right to defend its citizens, some of whom ARE Arab and loyal to the state

>>31497268
Not really, genetically you are turkic mongolians aka khazars. Only like 8% of you are semites. Its been proven with something called DNA science. Anyway good luck being surrounded by a billion muslims who hate you, hope you get wiped out.

>a land without people and a people without land
that old tripe ehh

>If you haven't noticed, Israel is surrounded by terrorists that would commit another Shoah if they could get away with it, esp. ISIS, Iran and Hezbollah and terrorists in Gaza
well you guys did choose to live there .ie in the middle of a shit hole

>>31497362
>hope you get wiped out

They tried several times in the Cold War, we defeated several Arab nations at once with ZERO foreign support. Nazi

>>31496292
Honestly, you should March yourself right Into an oven. Your living in their land, as well as the Christians whose land your people stole a century ago.

IDF looks pretty damn comfy to be honest. Id join it if i were an israeli

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>>31497358
you mad merchant? Or are you gonna tell me more about the six gorillion kikes who got cooked by the Nazis.

Comparing you to Best Korea is an obvious insult to Best Korea

>most valuable ally meme

W E W L A D

name one good thing you've done for us aside from be a leech of our taxpayer dollars.

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>>31497417

taking someone else's land because God says its yours is about as Christian as it gets, kiddo.

>>31497268
>before they started killing us
>ignoring that the Zionists did the same thing and probably started doing it first
>they were also performing terrorists attacks against the British who were trying to keep the peace with both sides.
Terrorists and everyone around Isreal treat them like shit, but don't pretend that the country doesn't treat like half of its own population like shit.

This is one thing I like about you alt-right types, you hate Israel as much as I do.

Unfortunately you guys also just seem to hate all jews on principle, but w/e nobodys perfect

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>>31497430

>>31497431
Provide examples.

>>31497376
>ZERO foreign support.
Kikes even believe their own lies

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>>31497446

>>31496292
the evangelical faggots in the US seem to think you are all experts at self defense.

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>>31497451

>>31497358
Nigga Jews were spying in almost every other country, hell the French nuclear program was so compromised the intelligence community at the time jokingly said it was another branch of Mossad. Also selling nuclear secret in the US is a literal death sentence because that is treason.

So it's okay to commit genocide as long as the others are trying to do so too.

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>>31497376

>>31497455

if we're so inferior how come you keep falling for our tricks?

>>31497460
We didnt take anything, indians did not believe in the concept of land ownership. They actually 'owned' more land after the fact since the reservations were officially their land.

That said
>protestants
You will find some protestant faction somewhere claiming anything you could possibly imagine as direct mandate from god.

>>31497469
never claimed you were inferior merchant, just a bunch of assholes that no one likes

No wonder Hitler baked you all

Oy vey I may have crossed the line amirite?

Can't forget all 6 gorillion of you

>>31497476

we didn't take anything either. in 1947 the British split it 50/50 between the jews and kebab, but the sand people couldn't stay on their side of the line so they invaded.

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>>31497482

careful, don't want to cut yourself on that edge.

>>31497430
>name one good thing you've done for us aside from be a leech of our taxpayer dollars.

Help you in the fight against Terror and during the Cold War against the USSR, what more could the US ask for?

>>31497435
>Zionists did the same thing and probably started doing it first

[citation needed]

Fact: Zionists and Arabs lived in peace in the early 20th century until the Arabs stared chimping out because Hitler lost WW2

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>>31497503
you're right it might slip and hit your nose

>>31497505
>Helped fight the war on terror

T O P K E K

Russia's been a better help than you faggots

Helped you during the cold war

not really, also that was then this is now

>>31497461
>hell the French nuclear program was so compromised the intelligence community at the time jokingly said it was another branch of Mossad

Not my fault the French are incompetent. This was the Cold War you tard, everyone was spying on each other, hell even the US spied on us with U-2s when we were defending our clay against invading kebabs.

>>31497464
We defeated the Nazis in WW2 and we defeated the Arabs, we'll do it again if need be

>>31497482
>Can't forget all 6 gorillion of you

Our experts are saying right now that I might have been much higher, perhaps up to 8 million if you take into account all Jewish backgrounds

>>31497529
>Russia's been a better help than you faggots

These are the people that were literally celebrating in the streets when 9/11 and do everything in their frankly declining power to subvert US interests. No wonder you're an anti-Semite since you're so retarded

I love how Americans shitpost about countries with mandatory military service

Israel has the worst of it too, since their military actually has to do shit on a regular basis. HAS to, to survive. The safety of their entire country is at stake every day. Every non-coward in Israel risks his life to defend his country.

But no, you own a AR and can hit a target with reasonable accuracy in effective range under controlled conditions, so you're definitely the expert here. Fuckin kek

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>>31497542
>you defeated the Nazis

you were being baked by adolf and his buddies, you faggots literally did nothing. Hell if we left you guys alone you'd die.

All you Jews are good for is dying

>>31497564

when 9/11 happened*

>>31496292
fuck off kike

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>>31497564

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>>31497376
>ZERO foreign support

>>31497568
We also have women in frontline combat roles because we are a progressive democracy and peaceful nation that just wants to live free from Arab terror

daily reminder that Israel has removed more kebab than any of you autists will in your entire lifetimes

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>>31497555
>a bunch of kikes around a table wondering how to get more money out of the west

>herr make it 8 gorrillion

should have been the entire race

>>31497578
You know they made that thing as an insult, the Russians were literally reeling in laughter after they built that and it got media attention

Typical anti-semite neo-nazi, dumb as a rock

>>31497587
>pretending they actually do shit and aren't just PR pieces

Oy vey goy don't get carried away know okay?

>>31497591
Yep, holocaust denier and anti-semite who also happens to be pro-"Palestine" terrorists, what a coincidence

Boy, sure is weapons and military equipment in this thread.

>>31497587

I never did understand why up until recently we didn't put women in combat roles. why waste good soldiers in the trenches when half your population can make suitable cannon fodder?

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>>31497592
yet they're wasting hadjis while you faggots do nothing

also [Citation Required] faggot

>>31497607

fuck off, if /polk/ and the /k/ikes want to fight it out let them.

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>>31497592

>>31497611
>yet they're wasting hadjis while you faggots do nothing

What, by bombing the moderate opposition yet not touching ISIS

MAKES YOU THINK

>>31496875
>that guy running over and executing the chairslammed one
jews, arabs doesn't seem to make a difference both are animals.

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>>31497607
This protects us from the rocks thrown by Palestinian terrorists

>>31497626
>moderate opposition

like the moderate rebels that "accidentally" beheaded an 8 year old boy

Makes you think doesn't it Merchant

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>>31496292
>I have no way to defend myself
Must you Jews always lie? Is it some kind of national sport?

>>31497640
Like the Russian/Assad/Iran bombing didn't kill the vast majority of innocent civilians in the war, they should use precision munitions like Israel

>>31497626
also vidya of them wasting hadjis while you all do nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KnT2yTsLI

>>31496356
>fellow merchant here, tell me again why exactly I should fulfill my "birthright" and move to your filthy noguns country.

Because we dont want you in USA, and sooner or later will kill you.

>>31497661
>implying Israelis don't kill Palestinian civilians by the droves

maybe if you stopped building on the west bank they wouldn't want to kill you so badly

>>31497666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Defense_Forces

War of Independence (1948–1949)
Reprisal operations (1951–1956)
Sinai War (1956)
Six-Day War (1967)
War of Attrition (1967–1970)
Yom Kippur War (1973)
South Lebanon conflict (1978)
First Lebanon War (1982–1985)
South Lebanon conflict (1985–2000)
First Intifada (1987–1993)
Second Intifada (2000–2005)
Second Lebanon War (2006)
Operation Cast Lead (2008–2009)
Pillar of Defense (2012)
Protective Edge (2014)

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>>31496947

>mach trilions dead Jews
>millions of which are in German homes to this day.

HAHAHAH, you silly liar. :)
See, this right here is why every single nation on earth despises you.

>>31497677
>implying any of that benefits the US, at all
>implying our tax dollars didn't fund you through the conflicts
>implying we didn't give you military aid

>I M P L Y I N G

>>31497686
Actually, as I said a bit earlier, our experts are saying it may have in fact been 8 million.

You don't fool me Anti-Semite.

>>31497700
and you don't fool us kike

>>31497705
>jews "fooling" people

Yet another racist anti-Semitic stereotype

>>31497700
>Anti-Semite
>Jews make up only about 3% of Semites.

It would be precise to call some of us anti-Zionists, or anti-Jews, but even then, that wouldn't be true.

I for one think Jews should have their own country - and fuck off from every other country in Americas and Europe.

>>31497715
You are right. Jews lie, but don't manage to fool people, not any more.
Ready for another pogrom?

>>31497734
>Ready for another pogrom?

Samson option ;)

>>31496344
This tb.h. You've got conscription, go get conscripted

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MIDF here in between their hourly feedings I see.

Protip: the reason you get BTFO'd so much is because you're "big" targets

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>>31496958
>twisting a definition to fit political agenda
>greedy
>ayy mang I know I got cash flow and have the world on a string but feel sorry for me because of my ancestors past
>lel lets torture a group of people because I built my house here post invasion

damn nigga no wonder people don't like you

tfw you deny anyone who puts place of birth or country of citizenship as Israel on a 4473

>>31496292
>infuckinnplying
It's pretty easy to get firearms. Move to the more sesolated settlementation area and you'll get a firearms permit in less than a day

>>31497031
So then why do the Israelis have houses?

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>>31496292
Your people will be persecuted soon, you filthy parasite.

>>31497199
Yeah, how dare they change borders that were made about 40 years beforehand by people that didn't give a single fuck about ethnic groups in the ME region
Palestine was British, they gave it to the kikes, the kikes fought and defended the land they were gifted
Maybe some of the butthurt mussies should get rid of the merchants if they're that unhappy with them :^)

>>31496875
Wtf with that nigga and the chair? Kek. Is there WWE in Israel?

>>31501027
>Maybe some of the butthurt mussies should get rid of the merchants if they're that unhappy with them :^)
Maybe they should.

>>31501070
>Maybe they should.
They sure tried :^

ITT: /k/ larps as /pol/

>>31501084
Yep, and trying.

>>31497135
It is now. We fought for it and won.

>>31497629
Dumbass.
>the people who attack us typically have suicide vests and/or grenades
>lets be extra nice to them after they stab a bunch of people
>and let the go for their suicide vest

How about fuck no? Shoot them in the head a few more times and make goddamned sure the shitskin is off to hell.

>>31497268
Bait

>>31497358
Jews did not invent nukes.

>>31497564
When the towers fell on 9/11 israelis celebrated. http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/fiveisraelis.html

>>31497742
Just try and nuke us you filthy kike. Once you get rounded up your "homeland" is going to be nothing but radiation.

>>31500986
Because they're civilized and representing a state entity which is more legitimate than almost all its detractors and older than most of them

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>>31496292
>oh woe is me goyim

Go fucking gas yourself, moishe. You only have yourself to blame, kike.

Kill yourself you subhuman piece of shit.

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>>31502735
Jews are to whites what whites are to niggers.

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Go work someplace that lends you a gun

Pic related, Prima Kings Hotel, Jerusalem

>>31496292
Doesn't Jewland allow for CCW? Apply for that.

>>31496732
another /k/ike here, the trip is propaganda but definitely take it, if your not autistic and 5/10 you'll definitely get a blowjob from a jewess, lota of cool sites and ruins everywhere too. As long as you go into it knowing there's an agenda it's pretty dope.

>>31502659

hahahaha

>>31496292
gas yourself, faggot

>>31497268
Virtually 0.01% of jews worldwide have a genetic link to the Holy Land. Your people kill innocent Palestinians and bulldoze their houses. Your citizens throw buckets of shit and piss on Palestinians as they move through checkpoints to go to school. Go fuck yourself kike.

>Muh 6 gorrilion.

First off that's a totally made up and immensely exaggerated number. Second, how does that justify Israels genocide of their neighbors?

fuck you pay me

>>31505355
dubs wills it you filthy kike

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This is why we don't like you motherfuckers. You can't stay on topic. It's like you've got anti-Semitic Tourettes or something.

>>31504284

>made up

No... no it's not

>exaggerated

No.. no it's not

If you count political dissidents, Poles, and Soviets it's closer to 11 million.

Leave please, the board for holocaust denial is >>>/pol/

>>31505384

Jesus Phil, I can't believe I.. actually totally agree with you for once. Are.. are you okay buddy?

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>>31505384
>anti-Semitic Tourettes or something.

>>31505436
Please tell me this is from a comic or a graphic novel or something.

>>31505436
i love the terry pratchett.
It sucked when he died.

Jobnicks don't deserve firearms.

>>31505473
read the bottom of the image and then google away.

The writer of the books that comic is based on died last year. He wrote alot of great stories that were turned into movies.

>>31505436
stop guys this is just a political distraction trying to shift your focus away from the problems and struggles Israel faces!

>>31505495
With Alzheimer's you don't go from banging out brilliant and hilarious prose to dying within a year or two. He offed himself with his family's assistance. I guarantee it.

>>31504152
Horseface_Killah.jpg

>>31496292
Fick dish, ein Juden schwein

>>31505539
I don't quite understand why /pol/niggers like you think they're clever when they do this.
You could at least make it look like a convincing caricature of a zealot.

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>>31505523
I know who Terry Pratchett was. I was just hoping it was from the official Hogfather comic, and not just a one-off illo.