>cleaning sks >finish job >load stripper clip in gun

>>31495390
do they still have that diablo sauce there? ive only tried once, i cant remember if it was any good or not

>>31495390
Looks like your gun is possessed. The only way to fix it OP is offering it a sacrifice.

>>31495423
its some green verde sauce now

>>31495390
Firing pin is jammed into forward position probably

>>31495390
>sks as home defense

wew

>mowing lawn
>hear some sounds from the house across street
>my right knee blows out
>on the ground, suddenly in agony
>neighbors door flies open
>half naked man runs out
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>gets in his car and drives thirty feet to taco bell
>crawl inside and call 911 for my kneecap

>cleaning sks
>firing pin is a little crusty
>better clean it don't want slam fire
>put some lube on retainer pin and get punch
>hammer the ever loving shit out of it
>punch is bent, pin did not budge
The soviets win this round.

>be cleaning ak
>accidentally drop AK in my indoor mud bucket
>ak now completely inoperable

>>31495867
kek

>>31495455
THAT is the good shit, the flavor of the red shit doesn't get any better beyon hot, really.

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>>31495936
>punch is bent, pin did not budge

I bent one punch and broke another trying to get the retaining pin out of my Yugo when I first got it, still covered in cosmoline. Ended up having to take the bolt to my brother's garage, we had to use some kind of press to get the damn thing out.

Totally worth it though. I know it's "just" a Yugo but I love how the stock turned out.

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>>31496178

>>31495862
Underrated post

lol, well at least you know its a worthless gun for home defense now. did you even check where the bullets went faggot?

>>31496213
In neighbors wife

>>31496194
>>31496178


You did well anon, she's a very pretty rifle

>>31495862
Good for putting them down when they fall and try to run away
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/north/chris-bishop-gets-20-year-sentence-for-cambridge-bay-shootings-1.2931936

>sks slam fires
You weren't done cleaning it then

I cant tell if I want to be mad about them saying clip or not

>>31495390
>practicing with live rounds anywhere but with your gun pointing at a berm

Wew lad. Snap caps or intelligence could have saved you.

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>>31495390
clean your fucking firing pin


>at taco bell down the street police havnet arrived yet
whew lad

>>31496279
Im reading the court papers linked in the article and out of a 30 round magazine in an sks, he got 20 hits out of 25 shots fired

>>31496279
>you can get 20 years for shooting violent criminals who bust into your house

What a world we live in.

>>31496351
Welcome to Canada

Our laws could be worse though, check back in 4 years

>>31496351
>syrupcucks

Maybe it would have made more sense to, you know, open the magazine and drop the rounds in without having to open the chamber at all.

Hope your ears are ok.

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>>31495862
>lad
>wew

>>31496351
Known violent drug dealer kills multiple people fleeing down the road with an illegally owned rifle with a prohib mag.
Still only going to serve 4 years of his sentence.

>>31496310
You've completely misunderstood the entire post.
Congratulations.

>>31496447
>break into man's house
>does not stop, continue to break into his bedroom door
>WE DINDU NOTHING!
Yea, fuck off.

>>31496287
>"my sks slam fires bro, shitty rifle and shitty ammo!"
>"did you clean the cosmoline out of the firing pin channel?"
>"the what?"

I'd imagine that's how most of the conversation goes.

7.62x39 is a fucking terrible home defense round. youre gonna kill sleeping little billy or little samanthas next door

>>31498649
birdshot

>>31495867
Best poast

>>31495957
>Be firing my AR
>Bee invades chamber
>Renders it completely inoperable and needs to be disassembled and a cleaning rod (which isn't on the gun) to function again
>Die because of it

gg no re faggot

>>31496447
>>31498641
its complicated ,he continued firing after the threat had passed,i think that it's possible he didnt even register they were running away or couldnt see properly due to muzzle flash and shot retort ,however he also used a prohibted device(thirty round magazine,the legal limit is five.) i think the sentence is harsh due to circumstances , but he fucked up big with the mag and shooting them in the back.

>>31495862
I did it when it was my first gun at age 16

I actually did what op did until I just kept 9+1 loaded with the safety on leaned against the open drawer of my night table

Never had a problem. Op your free float firing pin is probably kinked up with some gunk or carbon. Give the bolt a good cleaning and oil it. That is after you sort out whatever mess you made today

>>31498666
>birdshot out of an SKS

No one is falling for your lies, Satan

>>31495936
That happened with me except i only did it gently

I just clean around everything with qtips and my firing pin channel seems to be a okay. never had a slam fire

>>31498666
Birdshot is for (surprise) birds.

Humans are medium sized game. So are deer. Use buckshot

>>31495390
You didn't hold the bolt closed and let it inch forward slowly and instead let it just go home like a retard?

>>31495957
>drop AK into mud bucket
>drink a gallon of water and piss into it
>cycle the action a few times

>>31495957
>be fighting tyranny
>molon labe
>insect falls into action
>AR15 inoperable
>detach .22 zip gun
>raaiiilllllzzzzz

>>31498994
That's how you're supposed to or else it won't go fully into battery

You cock back and let it fly.

>>31499405
I read that as "fighting tranny"

I found that funnier than it should have been

>>31498831
Btfo