Hey guys I thought I wouldn't shitpost for once. I was thinking

too impersonal is no reason to have inadequate defense

>>31495195
>too impersonal
You know what would be REALLY personal? Jamal's dick tearing apart your ass.

Just get a fucking gun.

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>>31495195

>>31495195
Self defense shouldn't be influenced by emotion, get a gun.

Not gonna go get a pic, but my machete is whatever they had for like $15 at home depot and is in my garage and covered in dirt, rust, and shit
because a machete is a garden tool

Hey this might not be the right place but can you help me identify this sword.

I found it in a storage unit and don't know what it is or if it's worth anything

>>31495245
>Marbles
Good shit, well their old stuff at least. Still have plenty of their axes floating around.

>>31495195
Do you recommend a Trilby or Fedora?

>>31495195
Glock makes a good one for about 500 NIB. So do a ton of other companies. They're called guns. Fuck off with muh personnell weapon bullshit. This is your life, not an anime.

OP you are a faggot but since you want a machete cold steel makes decent beater machetes

tanto machete
barong machete
katana machete
gladius machete are all fine, just make sure to make them razor fucking sharp

they will fit all of your autistic needs

Stealing faggot OP's question: What cheapshit machetes would /k/ recommend for general innawoodsing?

>>31495612
tramontina for light stuff,

cold steel kukri for thicker shit.

>>31495612
if you have even a little bit of money to spend(50 or lower) look into condor machetes

>>31495612
http://www.machetespecialists.com/tr24inbumawi.html

https://www.amazon.com/Tramontina-Machete-Silver-Blade/dp/B0050KM4MM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqBloZAPTvk

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>guns are too impersonal.

spoken like a true killer.

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Jackhawk 9000

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>>31495195
>I was thinking of purchasing a machete for home defense since guns are too impersonal

Wait you're not buying machetes because you have shitty gun laws as well as performing backyard maintenance?

Wew lad.

>>31495195
>Hey guys I thought I wouldn't shitpost for once.
>I was thinking of purchasing a machete for home defense since guns are too impersonal.
>too impersonal

Yeah, you're shit posting.

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>>31495195
>since guns are too impersonal
I like the way this man thinks

>>31495760
That was such a wacky time.

>>31495760
Me too anon, me too

It's not right if you can't see the mans life fading from his eyes..the one that tried invading your home..i ..m-Mean..

I think a machete is a bad choice of blade for inside a home. Reason being, most are too flimsy or don't have a point for stabbing, and you probably won't have room for full power swings. Machetes were made for clearing brush, not home defense. For you edge master OP, it's perfect though

>>31495606
autist here, I agree, OP is fagoo but cold steel makes good shit if mele weapons make your peepee feel good. I have the cutlass machete.

I think a halberd or a trident would be good. Still keep them at bay, yet unusual enough to confuse and bewilder your opponent.

Especially if naked.

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>>31495195
Be a real man, and get a Ka-Bar instead OP. If legends be true, a man once used one to defeat a bear in single combat.