Hi Point offers you a thousand dollars a month to shill their

They're cheap and just fuckin werk. It makes holes in paper and people with no frills.
Why not

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>>31488300
>fpbp

Hell yes I would too. Even that Vickers guy gets paid to shill for Crisco gun oil.

>>31488300
This, I'd definitely do it

>>31488300
/thread

Considering they re the only gun in such a low price range that ACTUALLY work, yes

>>31488291
How am I paid? By comment, by hours commenting? Can I setup my botnet and spam vids like I do when I do CPA marketing?

>>31488291
>Implying they need to pay anyone to sell their problem solvers

>>31488300
>They're cheap and just fuckin werk
Until the shitty mags are dropped on anything harder than a down pillow, or the feed lips just give out all together.

>>31488382
Wow, the hipoint shills have really gotten to /k/. Reminder that there is a reason most other handguns cost triple that of a hipoint.

>>31488291
Depends what they want me to say about them.

If it's just "this episode brought to you by hipoint" and a link to their website absolutely. I have no reason to hate them as a company.

If they want me to lie and say that their pistols are better than a glock or whatever though then no fuck that.

>>31488300
okay, that's month 1

now what

>>31488471
well maybe your channel content could be dedicated to proving they aren't better. $1000/mo is enough to buy each of the other guns

>>31488459
No one shills for them. They are literally nigger-tier, but they do function. See-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCNx0Ql2ZZw

>>31488452
So what stops you from bending them back into shape with a rock?

>>31488383
it's a flat $1k, but the video must be a min of 30 min long

>>31488498
That's retarded

>>31488487
The fact that they will never get back to the right shape. Once the feed lips are damaged, that mag is trash, just like any other box magazine (except most other mags are far more durable in the first place).

Otherwise I have no complaints about hipoint. It's pretty hard to fuck up a simple blowback gun.

>>31488474
Now you buy 9 Hipoints

>>31488291
Yep. Then buy other guns with the money and never shoot the Hi Points outside of the videos. And contemplate a mask or something so people don't recognize me.

>>31488300
This.

Well, yeah. Hi point is a genuinely good product for what they are.

Heavy, bulky, unergonomic, low capacity. But cheap as all he'll and have an infinite no questions asked warranty. Poor people need to defend themselves too.

>>31488300
fpbp, nice dubs

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>>31488501
Hi I'm OP.
>>31488498 is not me. I was thinking strictly in terms of one of those ads you can skip in front of any random YouTube video, or if you already have a channel you regularly upload to, a requirement to give a shout-out to Hi Point for a few seconds each vid.

>>31488291
definitely

>>31488567
And a fake Russian accent so nobody will recognize your voice in public.

>>31488291
Sure. I see nothing wrong with it. I get a thousand dollars a month for showing off guns and becoming HiPoint Man. There's no downsides.

>>31488291
Yep

>>31488291
Plus free ammo in all of their calibers. Deal.

>>31488291
In a heart beat.

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>>31488291
Money is money and I get to work with firearms.

>>31488291

I actually like Hi-Point.

>>31491538
Git out

>>31488498
I suppose I could work it into a series called 'shining up the turd' or 'sows ears to silk purses' where I spend incredibly long amounts of time carving wood stocks for the carbines or engraving the slides because there is so much reletivly soft work surface. Maybe modifying the mag wells to take better magazines.

Pretty much https://youtu.be/KjQk244oW9c

>>31488291
I'd just show some mattv torture tests, and maybe run a couple iraqvet ones.

They speak for themselves.

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Hell fucking yeah, thousand bucks to do stupid shit with guns sounds great.

I'll just spam the fuck outa torture tests and put subtle racism in the ads until they don't want me anymore, but by then i'll probably have a box full of hi points i can sell to niggers at a 50% markup.

>>31488291
my buddy was setting one on his bedside table (chambered, saftey on), it fell off and shot him in the left lung. Lost 2 liters of blood. Survived though.

Don't trust them anymore