Sup /k/. I nearly beat a man to death with a hallway. Ask

Was he cute

Were you conceal carrying the hallway, or did you find it somewhere?

>>31479614
Can I have a coke

What's the bullhorn for?

And how to beat a man with a hallway? Slam him from side to side?

>>31479614
So, what did you do instead?

>>31479614
What motivates you to make up stories on the internet?

>>31479614
Should have gone halltheway.

Or, it's my way or the hallway.

>>31479614

Oh my god, this is disgusting. You nearly kill someone with a hallway and you come to brag to all these sickos afterwards. This is why we need to ban Assault Hallways. No one needs an Assualt Hallway, Especially with 30 door walls.

How high were the ceilings on this hallway? If you used a hallway with 10 foot ceilings you're in for a world of legal trouble because those are a restricted hallway class without a class 6 general contractor's license.

>>31481863
>>31481874
>>31481887
It's a magical place.

Never bring a lamp to a hallway fight.

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>>31479614
does yours have the foot thing that goes up

>>31481982
Stairs are limited to under 20 steps in this state. Fucking media and it's campaign against "assault banisters"

>>31479614

does your state have stand your ground/castle laws?

if not, you might get btfo'd and have all of your hallways taken by the htf

>>31482016
So just get bigger steps.
If you're real sneaky you can install an electric chair rail and keep the electric chair in the closet or on a boat.

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>tfw still waiting for my suppressor to get cleared ;_;

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>>31479614
>beat a man to death with a hallway

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>>31479614
BAN ASSAULT HALLWAYS FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILLUNS

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This fucking thread.

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I'm confused, but I like it

>>31479614
Are you a hall monitor?

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>>31479614
>with a hallway

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>beating a man with a hallway.
Why tho, it's as bad a weapon as a .22lr. can't even go through denim.

ily goys

>there are people ITT who don't know this meme is older than roody poos

>>31484494
The great thing about it is a skull will just bounce around inside the hallway.

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Fully licensed General Contractor here, have designed and constructed assault hallways for commercial use.

Ask me anything.

>>31490226
what about SBR hallways?

>>31490226
Why do you manufacture weapons designed to KILL PEOPLE?

No one need a hallway.

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>>31479614
Oh Dae-Su?

>>31479614
hallway guy, is that you?

>>31479614
What kind of hallway? Carpet or wood floors? Drywall or brick facade?