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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/held-including-teen-triple-killings-california-42356679
>Goodwill Yost is a high school senior and member of the Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corp. Her social media pages show she was active in the furry community, where she was known as "Daydreamer," and many photos are posted.
She is seen wearing her military uniform in one, and others show a gray fox-wolf costume that resembles the smiling icon she has on her page at furaffinity.net.
Furries are people who enjoy taking on animal personas. Many like dressing up in costumes and attending gatherings. The annual Anthrocon convention in Pittsburgh draws thousands.
>you hear a crash in the night, and look out the window
>You see two furries outside, breaking into your house like the majestic urban youth of Detroit
>What do you do /k/ommrade?
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Get naked, slather myself in butter, grab a zweihander, and charge while screaming about flying bananas
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Christ her parents named her Goodwill. The only furries I'm worried about breaking in are the raccoons and possums but my bottom is a coon hound so it isn't a big deal.
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grab the blowtorch
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>>31477139
>>What do you do /k/ommrade?
Kill it, look though my tags, put on the most reasonable tag, eat with a side of fava beans.
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>>31477139
i wonder if she dressed as a horse
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Simple, I prepare for yiffing.
:3
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>>31477600
Holy shit shes one ugly bastard
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>>31477139
Get something like this. I usually would save something kinda like this for smackheads or meth addicts but I'm sure furfags will drop just as dead.
I really hope furries stop being a thing one day. Fuck those guys.
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>>31477139
I tactically insert my foxtail butt plug
Then Seductively accost them.:
>Wruuff ! Dooo yooou waaant tooo yiff ? :3
Eventual scenario B
I grab my FAL and I will make tem to yiff with me by the by force
(also includes foxtail butt plug)
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>>31477761
Nigger do you know where you are?
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>>31478096
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>>31477139
>Relatives are trying to raise money to cover funeral costs and help support the two young girls, who are seen smiling in a photo posted online, their arms slung around each other and each wearing a T-shirt decorated with green four leaf clovers.
>and each wearing a T-shirt decorated with green four leaf clovers.
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>turn laptop on in living room
>put on some furfaggot art
>as soon as they get in, they'll stop to critique the art
>the two start to disagree on their opinions
>it soon escalates to a heated argument
>they start to fight
>peak out the door
>shoot them both with some 000 buck
>laugh at how mental furries are.
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>get naked
>lie still in the darkness
>wait for them to get inside the house
>grab AK
>flip the switch next to my beside
>fog machines turn on
>strobes flashing
>PA system blasts "Monster Mash"
>run through the house, screaming wildly and firing AK
>mfw this is all caught on my security cams
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MOMMA I WILL FEED ON YOUR FLESH
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>>31478282
These suits look stupid as fuck. I don't get it.
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>>31477139
>What do you do /k/ommrade?
>hear a crash
>mytimeisnow.jpg
>Slap the Wagner cassette into my ghettoblaster
>grab my bathrobe
>stick 6 or 7 black powder revolvers in a sack
>as the furries start rifling through my porno tape collection I turn on the ghettoblaster
>[Ride of the Valkyries intensifies]
>I slide down the bannister, fully erect, wearing nothing but the open bathrobe
>guns blazing
>entire house fills with black powder smoke and screaming
>the furries are never heard from again
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>>31478546
It's a fandom thing.
JiffyFox and Faggotbunny both have fursuits, but you NEED one, right fucking now. All the cool suit makers are booked up or too expensive so you get whatever the fuck you can.
Also the looser suits are good since furs tend to pack on the pounds.
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>>31477402
>my bottom is a coon hound
How is noone worried by this?
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>>31478096
>>31478282
>fursuits
I will never understand this.
Yeah, the porn is nice, but I can't see how anybody would find dressing up like a technicolor baseball mascot sexy unless you were raped by one.
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Oh, I'll do some things
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>>31478282
>>31478096
Fuck you nigger the /k/ is shooped
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>>31478803
He means his gay lover hunts black people.
Think Pulp Fiction
>>31478836
Source?
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>>31478899
Total War:Warhammer.
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>>31478870
what an arthas wannabe bitchboy
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>>31478870
>posting the furry chapter
lel
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>>31479204
ok, i dunno if you're trolling or not, but Warhammer is older than warcraft
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>>31479892
>space marines totally ripped off terran marines.
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>>31480005
>Warhammer comes out in like '87 or some shit
>first starcraft was in 98
ok, now i know this is bait.
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