40.000 well-equipped soldiers from the late republic (post marius

>>31469588
You kids are weird. I'd bang that girl, thick as she is.

>>31469588
>A few mechanized and armored Divisions
(Just drive over them)

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>>31469588
i bet she has a fat peepee

>>31469625
I should have put vehicles under malfunctioning too, I was foolish to think people wouldn't just take my meaning that it was covered under artillery.

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>>31469588
Ammo are technically explosives
So are motors
So a lot of bayonets

>>31469588
Need more of that girl

>>31469661
okay, explosives except for bullets. please be less pedantic.

>>31469588
My conscript army of fat American hunters picks them all off from 200 yards away with volley barrages of .30-06 and 7mm mag.

Next challenge plz

>>31469683
you can't kill someone with 7mm

OP made the classic blunder of posting an image more interesting than his topic. While /k/ is less sensitive to this than other boards, nowhere is immune.

Now. Post more of phat ass raccoon eyes up there.

>>31469588
I bonered so hard at those hips....

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>>31469712
found this
http://bigbad-mz.tumblr.com/post/94273473911/thickarabgirls-eyes-and-hips-part-2

>>31469712
http://imgur.com/a/xLTco

There you go, faglords.

>>31469746
man, I don't get boners from outside stimulus, I just get horny and then rouse my penis with my hands. Jelly.

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>>31469758

>>31469758
she is seriously hot and clearly the only faggot here is the OP

>>31469809
But I am her.

So forty dudes with absolutely no half or quarter or hundredth of a person amongst them?

One guy with a medium machine gun could do it, it's only 40 guys after all

>>31469946
Agreed. And what is the "late republic"

>>31469588

Sorry but they would have been fucked 100% at any point from the early 1600s onwards, if not sooner than that.

Advances in metallurgy, tactics and strategic organization would have defeated them as soundly as mortars and machineguns.

>>31469678
ask stupid questions get stupid answers

>>31469758
fuck

>>31470027
that's why the question isn't "would modern soldiers be able to beat them" it was "how many would it take?" one soldier sure couldn't do it, even with infinite ammo and terrain of choice, he'd fuck up.

>>31470073
One soldier with unlimited ammo and terrain of choice could easily kill 40 guys

>>31470087
40000

>>31470093
That's not what the op said, stop moving the goal posts

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>she will never give you the succ

Ok, new topic guys. If North Korea captured this slut, and somehow she posted a bounty onto herself (with the reward being some ass time)

How would /k/ rescue her?
>inb4 dumping this slut and rescuing tea girl instead.

2 guys with mounted mini guns and an unlimited supply of ammo

>>31470135
40.000 is totally valid in some countries

>>31470160
miniguns are artillery

>>31470150
Easy, mobilize the /k/arrier
>the hips that launched a thousand ships

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>>31470189
nigga what

>>31470189
since fucking when? Its a gun. A very advanced and fast firing gun. but a gun none the less. I suppose you're gonna say belt fed HMG's are artillery too when i respond with 10 guys with M2 Brownings? Are you just gonna keep shifting the goalposts until nobody can beat your shiity scenario?

>>31470189
no, miniguns are direct fire.

>>31470179
4chan is an American website and you will abide by American units of measure. It's forty.

>>31470189
>this statement
>40.000 and not 40,000
eurocuck detected

>>31470250
anything that isn't handheld is artillery

>>31470301
No.

But I'll play by your rules. Ten dudes on horses with BARs.

Uhhh just tear gas them and beat them with batons?

If that doesn't work a couple of flamethrowers, or chemical agents will do just as well

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>>31470301
mini guns are hand held, i just said mounted to make it easier on them, but 2 could still do it.

>>31469655
>eliminate all advantages a modern army has
>have them fight a war they weren't trained for
Flamethrowers make a comeback.

is that boxxy

>>31472211
No.

boxxy isn't thicc

>>31469588
T H I C C

also nice dubs

>>31470150
Tea who?

>>31472561
you're a monster.

I'm pretty sure most standard NATO 5.56 and 7.62 loadings have enough AP capability to defeat lorica segmentata.

So presumably you'd just need a couple hundred guys driving around shooting everything they see that looks bronze and shiny.

They might get a couple Iranians by mistake in the process, but that's really more of an unintended benefit.

>>31472620
you wouldn't even need to penetrate Segmentata much. the majority of the legions used Hamata.

>>31470150
Rescue both.

>>31469766
That's...really weird, Anon.