>bathroom breakin What do you guys do? If you don't

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>>31460730

This stays in my bathroom erry day. The GF isn't much of a fan, but it's been there for 6 months and she hasn't said anything about it for a while.

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>What do you guys do?

This is why I keep a bayonet attached to my dick at all times. I'm actually at my most deadly with my pants down

>>31460730
I literally hope someone breaks in and puts their penis in my butthole.

>>31460730
I keep a Hi Point pistol in a locked case in the cabinet in my bathroom

I also keep one in a dictionary beside my chair in the living room

And again, a case in the kitchen cupboard

>Total cost: somewhat over 300 dollars (one online, 2 at gunshows) including cases
>less than a glock

If you're not prepared in every room of your house, you might as well not be prepared at all

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>>31460730
>I don't keep a weapons locker in my lower right molar

>>31460730
I take my G26 to the bathroom with me. I live in a nigger neighborhood while finishing school.

>>31460730
Stop shadowrunning, jimmy.

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>>31460730
either of the two

when showerin'
handgun on sink counter, covered by change of clothes
knife on the large soap-rack

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I rent to this guy and he spends 15 hours a day in there doing god knows what but nobody will go in there

i was taking a bath yesterday and i wanted to leave the door unlocked so i took my cheap coach gun and sat it on a table aimed at the door so i could just reach over and vaporize anyone that came around the corner

normally im not a paranoid faggot tho i live in a rich white apartment complex and have 3 rooms with a gun in each room. should probably get a safe tho.

>>31460820
post pic of GF please

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>>31461739

Ok.

>>31460730
i usually use the master bathroom on the third floor, my hd mossmaster is around 15 feet from it. still not a safe as when i had a blue heeler.

If on the toilet
Throw my shit at him so I can run to my room and get my knife
>too poor to own a gun

If in the shower
Take the shower rod and try to use it a some sort of weapon

>>31460730

Grab and present my uncircumcised penis and scare them off

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Im always prepared

>>31461854
damnit your making me feel lonely up in here, is she a keeper? looks like it to me

tfw haven't had a gf in 7 years

>>31462066

Yeah, she's badass. Been with her two years. Just be patient.

G19 in Galco Jackass shoulder holster with two extra mags. When I'm dropping a deuce, it's hung on the doorknob within reach; when I shower, it's on a shelf less than a meter away.

>>31461854

>cat in basket

:3

>>31462065
where the fuck was this shit when i was a kid? all i had the bow and arrow thing and the revolving street sweeper ball thing

>>31460820
>and she hasn't said anything about it for a while.
Maybe that's because she removed all the ammo, and turned the clippazine into a giant PEZ dispenser!

>>31462341
Shoulda had capguns, m99. I had a capgun revolver and a capgun uzi.

>>31462065
Dip the tips in a bit of turd so they stick tp the assailant

>>31460730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSP8u9N1Vg

>>31460730
*throws cum towel*

>>31460730
Crap dude I dunno. I don't have a plan for if I slip in the motherfucker much less defending against a dynamic aggressor.

Besides, I personally think it's an awful idea to get in the shower armed. With my luck I could take a pistol in there and place it in a relatively safe spot. Then somehow the tile, soap, water, and dishtowel would simultaneously conspire against me to make the fucker slip off safe, go into battery, cock, jump off the shelf, fall in the tub with no hope of catching it, and slam into the floor at precisely the correct angle and force to not only discharge, but send the round masterfully into my scrotum. Hereby disintegrating said man-sack in a vibrant and agonizing display of defiance to all logic, physics, and rules of reality as we know it.
Cosmic fuckery and Darwinism can play with someone else's giggle bits. No way. I get fucked over enough by chronic butterfingers as it is.

>>31460730
Whenever I'm in the shower I need to piss like 2 or 3 times during it
With my cock loaded and bared legally I think I could successfully urinate on whoever was storming in. This would AT THE VERY LEAST cause a slight physical reaction of disgust, and a slight reaction is all I need. Once a naked man is on top of you optionally with his hairy shitstained asshole dripping in your face your priorities cease being to either kill him or rob him, but instead to get the fuck out of this situation and position as soon as you possibly can.

>>31464536
>gun gets wet
>broken tracking device from Operation Fast and Furious reactivates
>you get electrocuted
>ATF alerted

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>>31460730
Honeslty, a handgun might be the best self defense in a bathroom, nothing too big.

>>31460730
>What do you guys do?
just put lube on my dick hide and wait

I notice everyone puts a handgun under the towel/clothes.

Why do we do this?

Afraid of the humidity messing up the gun?

>>31460913
I don't get the sight. It looks weird.

>>31460820
honestly how do you not have rust problems with all the moisture and humidity in the bathroom? Between the shower sink and toilet I feel like that thing would be rekt in a week if you stored it in there.

>>31464685
Bump . I'm curious too. What is it and how does it owrk ?

>>31464661
I live where ambient humidity is about that of a closed room with a hot shower going. That towel ain't doing shit.

>not keeping a scuba knife in the shower

i turn the water on hot and spray them with it

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>>31460730
This is not a vulnerable position.
Stopped at a stop sign is.

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>>31465440
Nice

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>Not having a showerglock in the bathroom and DsHK in the bedroom.

>>31465440
>vacusealed guns

Can this be thing? I've found my gun fetish

>>31462402
>capgun uzi
mah nigga
also had a side by side with fake shotshells where you changed just the primer. shit was so cash, advancing through enemy lines in the backyard while hip firing.

>>31465440
>shitty AR needs to be pampered and protected from water

KEK

>>31464685
>>31464810
Weaver qwik point
Primitive red dot
Top part gathers light, you look through the lower part

>>31460730
Lather myself up and scream incoherently.

>>31465711
Dildo version of a Trijicon?

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>>31460730
I am not this paranoid, though I feel myself the most vulnerable while taking a dump. Pants down on the heels, not much mobility, I'll had to stop shitting, so clenched ass, this is why sometimes I get my SXP with me in the bathroom. I don't want to die on the john.

>>31465703
Soap scum will gum up any trigger.
I get your huehuehue ARs a shit memeing, but if you keep a gun in your bathing area, it needs to be sealed to keep the small clearances clear.

My plan is that I lock my doors and dont live in a shitty, backwards, third-world nation packed full of guns and people who do "home invasions", and therefore I get to enjoy taking a shower or a shit in safety, and dont need to live my life in constant fear and paranoia.

the biggest threat I've had in the last few years was a wasp that got in through the ventilation window.

>>31460730
I squat.

>>31465440

Does this work well as far as preventing rust and other issues? How much time do you think it would take to remove the gun from the seal and deploy it?

I was considering buying a 6920 and vacuum sealing it for my bathroom along with an extra mag or two after seeing pics like these but I was wondering how well it would actually work.

>>31461042
>prepared
So you bought a bunch of guns that are comparable to literal bricks and put them in unsecured locations around your home. Good job I guess.

>>31465967
I bet you could seal a hammerless revolver and not have to remove it.

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>>31465728
Basically, except no tritium. It's a decent lightweight sight, if cumbersome. I'm comparing it to a Trijicon RMR and RX30.

Fun fact: Slim Pickens (AKA Major Kong AKA the guy riding the nuke in Dr. Strangelove) shilled for it.

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M44 because fuck my ears sempai

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>>31462065
Why do you NEED that? We have to keep these fully automatic 30mm caliber clipazine nerf gattling guns off the streets.

>>31465695
this post made me smile

ah to fight imaginary viet cong in the back yard with the neighbor boys again...

>>31466222
imblying you dont wear earplugs in the shower

>>31460961
Address?

>>31461640
underfuckingrated

>>31464603
Hey man, it's all fun n games until you gotta love through absurdities like that.
I swear my family has to be the basis for the National Lampoon's Griswolds.

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>>31465839

>he doesnt have dedicated wasp guns in .22 magnum.

>>31465440
How easy would it be to break the gun out of the seal? and is it chambered in this seal?

>>31465514
Takes five minutes to pull out from sealed bag...

(please wait a minute till I get armed then we can fight it out)

How thick is that plastic?

>>31467281
>>31468390
Cut a little triangle out on the seal on either side. Not enough to go all the way through. make sure to use sharp fuckign scissors. The sharper the better. You're looking to create a very sharp point at which point the force you apply to rip open the bag concentrates and approaches infinity, at which point it becomes very easy to tear open.
t. Cheapfag with a Foodsaver