So if SHTF you gonna get inna woods and rebel until everything

>>31459487
>woodlands will be off limits
The fuck are you on about? What're they gonna do "im sorry but you heavily armed gentlemen cant go innawoods, theys off limits."

>>31459487
Time to grow up kid

>>31459487

What the fuck is this post even saying?

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>>31459487
Who actually made that image?

>>31459487
>laws
>SHTF
pick one

>>31459525
Water mark on lower right, you blink mother fucker

>>31459538
>>31459525

This dees dude is batshit insane. He pretty much believes in everything from chemtrails over Obama being the antichrist to fluoride poisoning, vaccination conspiracies and Israel being behind all of this.

>>31459525
Glenn Beck

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Here's some more by this guy.

>>31459512
It's not unlikely that soon drones will be watching our national parks for unauthorized human activity.

>>31459599
I just want to grab people like this and shake them and bring them back to reality.

>>31459599
Kek. Post more this shit is like Dale Gribble teir pr0n.

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>>31459656
Being shaken like that is probably what caused him to act that way to begin with

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>>31459690

>>31459713
Holy shit this is like /pol/: Reloaded

>>31459637
>living where national parks are the only wilds left
found your problem

>>31459487
Well, I already live innawoods. They'd have to find me and dig me out.

Won't be easy.

>>31459713
>>31459599
>>31459487
god this is cringe af

>>31459780
This guy and his sinister pov hands

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>>31459713
>>31459780
This guy is a fuckin mess. What the hell is wrong with him? I mean I kinda like some conspiracies like Soros paying BLM and Hillary killing the guy who leaked her emails but this shit is way too far out there.

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>>31459819

I don't know man. What's most surprising is how he can believe in all of those conspiracies at once.

>>31459884
>>31459780
>>31459713
bumping for more of these.

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This one must be the craziest so far.

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>>31459915
Same. He makes Alex Jones and David Icke look like Dr Seuss

>>31459913
this i can believe, my mom is a southern babtist Sunday school teacher and teaches exclusively old testament.

>>31459933
Yeah politicians work towards an end but holy fuck this is nuts.

>>31459726
As opposed to a non communist marxist?

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Can't go without holocaust denial.

>>31459964
I think this guy is nuts, but Fluoride in large quantities has been proven to do that shit. Can also cause infertility.

But that is after decades and decades of serious overexposure to it.

>>31460045
Fuck. There go my sides, why are they glowing?

>>31459933
this is what /k/ actually believes

>>31460045
Well to be fair at the very least the numbers were greatly exaggerated.

>>31459713
And Sandy vag very well may have been fake.

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>>31460164
>mfw my father bought and paid actual US dollars for a "shield" that blocked the "electromagnetic waves".
>but dad, how is it still able to transmit?

>>31460045
So that's where it comes from.

>>31460235
>this is what americans actually believe

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very subtle

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>>31460266
>that one kid desperately trying to out-roll the curtain of chemical death

>>31460266
>star of David
>Swastika
???

>>31460327
These are great.

>>31460338
Holocaust never happened, lad. It was purely a fib made up by the ruling elite to cull the worlds population of non jews and give birth to Israel.
Besides modern Zionists are basically Nazis.

>>31460358
Lok

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>>31459637
I'm imagining the drone wranglers getting pics like this but it's a bunch of fat white dudes waving moist nuggets around

>>31459733
Fucking this.
I live in Canada.
If SHTF, I am taking all my guns, knocking the pins out of all my mags, and heading for crown land.
Canadian gun laws suck, but they are basically made for SHTF. Everything is allowed, but you cannot take it out in public. And any mag is allowed, but needs a pin that takes a minute to remove. So sucks right now, but if SHTF, I can be out in the woods with anything from handguns to light artillery within an hour.

I am an hour from a gorillion miles of unowned wilderness that could swallow a continent. They couldn't afford enough drones to watch that shit.

its amazing seeing the kinds of things americans actually believe

>>31460371

Is this real?

>>31460297
This would be a decent political cartoon if not for the source and realistic Simpsons alien.

Yeah man, the National Guard is gonna be out roaming the forests looking for me while anarchy reigns and cities burn.

Actually yeah, they probably would be looking for me so they could join my merry band and get access to my stockpile of booze.

>>31460266
>star of David
>swastika

It's beautiful anon

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Seriously, I found this on his side. I don't know if he's joking about himself or if this is serious.

If you don't believe me: http://ddees.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Tramp2-3.jpg

>>31460384
>If SHTF, I am taking all my guns, knocking the pins out of all my mags, and heading for crown land.
but the most likely SHTF scenarios are shit like ice storms, and political unrest wouldn't require you have a gun ~innawoods~ anyway since theres nothing of importance or strategic value out there for the flq/natives/white anarchist fuccbois to bother with

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>>31460386
yes goyim, don't listen to those crazy conspiracy theorists

>>31460384
100% serious, Ameribros, if SHTF? Bomb up across the border and disappear into the crown land. Noone will ever find you. We got your back.

>>31460433
>americans
>LITERALLY
>believe that supertramp did 9/11

welp thats enough /pol/ for today

>>31460433
>waitress holding a glass of orange juice
>ORANGE JUICE
>ORANGE JEWS
>JEWS DID 9/11
MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED BROTHER

>>31460358
>Do you science bro?

It's the details that make these

>>31460458
actually dont do this and please come visit the cities. we don't care about your yankee drama but would certainly enjoy putting you up in our nice hotels and feeding you delicious poutine (all on your tab, of course)

>>31460358
i-is that a "no clapping" sign

>>31460442
That is true. Ice storms are the most likely SHTF scenario in Canada. That and invasion by a foreign power, who likely won't give a fuck about who is or isn't in the wilderness.

>>31460384
>unowned wilderness

Some asshole owns it, guaranteed.

>>31460297
desu this one is fairly accurate, especially if one would throw some "refugees" in

>>31460266
Nazi Jew?
or is that a tie in with>>31460045
in that the Jews orchestrated the whole idea and Hitler was a pawn. So that the Jews could convince the western world to give them back Israel and give them footholds in every government so that way they would never have to raise there own army but instead create false reason to go to war. Like our war on terrorism going back to the 70s, AKA a war on Islam. They also use liberal media to humanize middle easterners because its hard to tell the difference between and Israeli and a Iraqi, so that when all of the Muslims are killed there wont be such a harsh stigmatism for brown people.. While they also use the conservative media to push the war. And Russians have been trying to save the world since the fall of the third Reich.

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wtf

>>31460511
No, you don't get it.
It's effectively unowned. Canada has what is known as "Crown Land"
That is to say, land given to the British Monarch, way the fuck back in colonial days, but they aren't allowed to do anything with it.

So basically something like 92% of Canada is untended wilderness, presumably owned by the queen. Crown land is free use to shoot, hunt and camp on for Canadian citizens.

>>31460564
when will the pope declare a crusade against the robo-jews?
when

>>31460572
Oh, I see. That's a concept new to me being in the states.

>crown land

>>31460502
>That and invasion by a foreign power,
probably not, there's not much point to invading Canada except for maybe arctic claims
>it's not anyone else's historic clay
>there's natural resources but none not better acquired elsewhere
>several oceans are in the way of an invasion
I could maybe see some minor skirmishing with Russia in the future over the arctic but thats really about it. and still, like you said,
>foreign power, who likely won't give a fuck about who is or isn't in the wilderness.

>>31460572
Crown Land is just government-owned, anything relating to Le British Ownership :^) is just a meme spread by american disinfo agents (and americans who are just plain ol' retarded)

see also: "Crown Corporation". it doesn't mean it's owned by the queen, it means it's operated by the Governement of Canada. the queen has fuck-all to do with modern canadian civil structure or government power or anything else. when she dies, we'll half-mast some flags. that's literally the end of her involvement in modern Canada

>>31460612
RAMIREZ DEFEND BURGERTOWN

>>31460564

"I dunno, just photoshop some Hasidic Jewish guys head on the blue knight."

"What do you mean, it makes the crusader look like the bad guy? Look, just make the Jewish dude have some glowing eyes or something like that."

"Jesus, you lazy twat. No, you don't have to do all of them, you can just the front guy."

>>31460607
Yeah, I sometimes forget on here when I see people upset about where they can hunt. I'm automatically like, "fucking crown land, like literally everyone else?" But then realize that in some states without wilderness, people must have to make arrangements to shoot on someone elses land, and that person has to worry about how much deer live on their land, etc.
Up here it is basically assumed you'll be hunting on crown land, and the Ministry of Natural Resources does aerial surveys, and hands out tags based on how many deer they think need culling. Usually it's 1-2 per person.

>>31460222
checkd

also, thatd be a badass thrash metal album cover

>>31460607
You've never heard of BLM land?

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>>31460663

> When none of the other parent's kids got autism from their vaccines...

>>31460105
no dude it clogs your pineal and third eye

jk but really its fucking stupid and i wish they wouldnt add it to the water. its a topical medicine why would we swallow it? why is it ok for the government to add shit to water, even if its relatively benign? just give us clean water u cunts. it also fucks over babies and small pets.

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this hit is literally "smoking meth and hiding in the bushes with a steak knife" tier tinfoil

its fucking great

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>>31460651
lost it

>>31460635
>probably not, there's not much point to invading Canada except for maybe arctic claims
Which has been an issue in the past <coughcoldwarcough>
>>there's natural resources but none not better acquired elsewhere
Except uranium, which we are one of maybe 3 countries producing, the other big one being Russia.
>Crown Land is just government-owned, (...) that's literally the end of her involvement in modern Canada
Yeah, I realize that, nobody gives a fuck about the queen, and honestly I am shocked we still haven't eliminated the position of Gov. General, but the name still comes from the monarchy, which was my point. Sort of like an agreement that the Queen is our queen... as long as we don't have to do anything she says, or allow her any authority whatsoever. It's just tradition at this point.

>>31460297
>>31460327
>>31459993
>>31459913

these aren't too far from the truth compared to other ones
>>31459713

>>31460829

Shit yeah, does that mean CERN is really the base of the Tower of Babel, only they're building it INTO the ground?

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>>31460829
>implying climate change dont real
what are you, j-jewish?

>>31460404
Absolutely

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese_people

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>>31460853
holy shit that's awesome

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>>31460731
I live in Florida, closest land to me is state-owned with a fuck ton of rules, closest national forest to me is the Ocala, also a fuck ton of rules. As of recent times I've come to see BLM as a western thing.

Thank God I have access to private land.

>>31460327
Join! Die! Join! Die!

>>31460857
no, but the whole "green" this and "natural" that is just a marketing ploy that people and companies use to get rich. people like Gore and Moore are just hypocrites milking the cash cow. theyre celebrities not scientists.

after the little ice age a few centuries ago, earth is naturally warming up, though humans haven't been a completely benign or insignifigant factor in it. Pittsburgh used to be fucked up atmospherically, and mexico city and Athens today are fucked up because of humans.

>>31460433
>>31460469
>>31460470

How is it not immediately evident to you baboons that this is satire?

>>31459819
>Soros paying BLM
that's not a conspiracy its a proven thing

>>31460996
This IS /k/, you can never be too sure.

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>>31460996
are you autistic?

>>31461132

maybe a little but the rest of you are on another level

>>31460547
no one notice.

>>31460754
shut the fuck up retard, go back to /x/ or some shit i don't know

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>>31460884
Sheeeiiiit
>tfw no hunter princess

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>>31460564
Fuckin kek. Mien Sides!

This dude is fuckin /pol/ incarnate.

>>31460327
Isn't that from fallout?

>>31461664

yes it is the master from fallout 1, which is ridiculous because everyone knows that hillary is actually a lizard person

>>31461717
Hillary reptile side quest mod complete with new weapons, SJW hipster enemies, Alex Jones equipment, and Pepe side kick for Fallout 4 when?

>>31460612

Random DCU guys just chilling, hoping SSG don't notice that they wore the wrong uniform.

>>31459525
>>31459573
kek i just noticed the terminator has a jew nose.

>>31459933
>The fire burns hot enough to start igniting the bullets inside the guns.
>Media witch hunt goes for the tree that caused the largest political mass shooting of the 21st century

>>31460266
LOL. He's got a Nazi lapel pin and a zionist bracelet.

>>31460297
I love this one. The octopus should be wearing a yarmulka tho

>>31460384
You underestimate the power of automation. The changes that are coming due to drones in our lifetimes are unimaginable.

The good thing is that ordinary people are able to use the the same tech against the powermad, a la Snowden/wikileaks.

Once the power of networked surveillance drones is unleashed, hackers will use it to surveill thosecin power, and their conspiracies will be unraveled.

Fear not, and learn to 3d manufacture

>>31462488
You underestimate the power of grammar.

>>31460547
You are not wrong.

>>31460612
Killer robots are scary. They are being escalated right now, and it's something that is essentially as unregulated as landmines were in the 60's.

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>>31459726
The Birth Certificate is an elaborate double blind!

>>31460239
as always, the children know more than their parents, right from birth

>>31460105
I've been drinking tap water my whole life and I still hate the fucking feds and read Plato for fun. Clearly they need to up the dose.

>>31460494
Happily, your funny money makes everything so fucking cheap.

>>31460572
So how do I seek asylum in your country again?

>>31459788
Underrated post that actually made me chuckle

>>31460731
Why does black lives matter have land now? Fucking Obama!

>>31460358
Even the teacher looks done with this shit

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>>31460360
This basically

>>31462658
Say you're an oppressed gay muslim and trudeau will personally fly you up here

>>31460266
No holocaust = nazis + Jews = illuminati

Can't you see the big picture anon?
It's all part of the Jewish/Catholic/mason conspiracy!

>>31462696
Obama's nigerian dad convinced soros to buy all the land that used to belong to honest hard working white americans and make it BLM land. They are building secret BLM camps where they will exterminate white people.

I heard this from a friend who has acces to secret inside knowledge.

>>31460754

?

After the US decided to add it to the water, the dental health of people with treated water improved massively.

It was so successful that Europe decided to add it to the salt.

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>>31460327
Gets me everytime

If things get all cyberpunk dystopia-y here, I'm not "rebelling" as such, innawoods or anywhere else. My current plan is actually to make it out to the Pacific coast on muh baiku, then jack a small sailboat, rip off the corner reflector, and sail for a sparsely populated temperate coastal region with a dense enough ecology to easily keep me fed for as long as it's necessary for me to stay there.

An M6, my G19, a few other guns, and a few ammo cans; a waterproof shortwave and satphone; a ruggedized handheld full of data on flora, fauna, celestial navigation, et cetera; a hand crank generator to recharge electronics; a hundred kilos or so of provisions, and my existing field bag should get me through it.

>>31460786
Agreed

>>31461536
Fucking gross. No monkeys.

>>31460266
That fucking kid in the wheelchair holy shit.

>>31464422
You sure that knowledge is false flag to pop the woke folks like yourself?

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Holy fuck, I can't do this anymore. This is someone who specifically buys real tinfoil because he thinks aluminum is far less effective at shielding.

Dale would laugh at these.

>>31464761
She bear many children. Tame her!

>>31460105
Like using it twice a day to brush your teeth, and every time you drink water?

Other animals dont loose there teeth and they dont brush

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>>31459788

>>31459528
This

>>31465020

My cat lost a lot of his teeth.

>>31459637
Shoot them?

>>31465020
Other animals don't eat things that get stuck in your teeth and ferment or just leave lots of sugars about. Bread my dude shit gets stuck and will stay stuck if you dont help it and even then it leaves behind a lot of sugars

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>Vaccine police
>Jewish Nazis
>Donald Trump with an Israeli lapel pin bashing zionists
Not sure if this is /pol/ having a laugh tier or schizophrenia

>>31465231
schizophrenia is another word for enlightenment, friend

>>31460996

It's just weird how this guy supports every conspiracy theory but then seems to be joking about himself being a conspiracy nut.

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>>31460045
>mrw I see these

>>31465291
Do people not understand that people who are into a bunch of conspiracies theories dont flat out believe every one of them? Conspiracy theories are about connections between things.

Some are actually going to turn out to be real conspiricies. The idea is that you keep them all present in your mind so if you encounter anything that seems to reinforce one of them, you are aware of that significance and dont just miss the relevant information entirely and let it fall into the general background noise.

A good conspiracy theorist believes all of them and is skeptical of all of them simultaneously.

When a piece of information comes along that seems to 'fit' with one you are tracking, its sort of funny. Like the universe is taunting you. A theorist will usually either be driven to insanity being not able to handle the constant bombardment of 'coincidence', or have a good sense of humor knowing that the universe is basically fucking with you and we are all probably going to get our brains eaten by lizard people or something, "oh well". Then grind, shrug it off, and continue with their day

>>31465334
Stop trying to justify your spastic behaviour

>>31465361
b...but..

ok

>>31460957
>theyre celebrities not scientists
Except most of the scientists are backing this up, about the only ones who aren't are those who work for energy companies

>>31465334
To be frank, I don't think the guy who made these images is the sane kind of conspiracy theorist

>>31460996
Poe's Law.

>>31460283
German detected

>>31465361
>read well-thought out post
>just say to stop as your rebuttal

You're actually tumblr tier

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Muh "Hitler did nothing wrong".

>>31460996
How can you dismiss that album cover as coincidence? Had the word "Supertramp" been a little bit higher or lower it wouldn't say 911..

>>31465334
this desu senpai. saved

>>31465515
rekt and kek'd

>>31459819
Soros paying BLM and Hillary killing the guy who leaked her emails
Except those aren't conspiracies at all, and even if they were they are pretty damning conspiracies.

>>31459487
>conspiracy theory

In all fairness there is some truth to that one. There are a few "sustainability" groups that have called for forcing humans out of the woods after disarming them.

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>>31464666

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>>31460651
Holy shit I need to replay that game. Also:
>TFW you remember that game is a little over 7 years old

>>31465678
>"sustainability" groups

In reality, these were fronts for some wealthy people who bought out all the locals, kicked them out of the woods but managed to have the conservation fund overlook the lot that their hunting lodge sits on. Law requires that access be maintained for these private property owners, so they can pass through security gates and basically treat a few thousand acres as their own hunting and fishing grounds.

Bump for more of Dee's schizo art.

>>31465020
the real conspiracy isn't flouride, it's "sugar"

check the ingredients label of everything you eat. Sugar is in almost all of it.
Well, "refined sugar".

Once your eyes are opened to that, I'll explain what "refined sugar" really is.

>>31465738
Yup. Sugar is really bad for your health and we eat wayyy too much of it and have way too much in our packed food and snacks. Same thing with too much sodium.

>>31465738
This is actually kind of true. The sugar industry was behind all those studies decades ago that said eating fat makes you fat. They did this to increase their sales because as people cut fat they crave something to replace it and that something is sugar.

Turns out its sugar thats bad for you, and fats really not that bad.

>>31465747
>sodium
stop right there NWO shill. Im on to your codex alimentarius treachery.

>>31459713
this guy may be crazy but this one is on the money

>>31460957
Brother
https://xkcd.com/1732/

>>31465764
The criticism of that image has to be that the further back in time we go the less resolution we have. Its not like it was a smooth sloping line. The temperatures would have went up and down more and what we see is essentially an average of indeterminate duration. We really have not been keeping accurate records long enough.

The real conspiracy is how much on point this niggas photoshop skills are.

>>31465614
>maintain humanity under 500,000,000
yes, because planet seem to so well with just a bit over 7 000 000 people

>>31465895
american education.

>>31465764
>https://xkcd.com/1732/
>limits of this data
>spikes are not visible because methods used to retrieve temperature from the past provide results with very low resolution, we are speaking about tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of year per data point.

>current spike is not normal
WTF ? It's self explained. We don't know what is causing the warming, it's not even global, thje data the media relies on is from only one weather station in the North because it's the oldest one and it doesn't changed how it's measuring through time.

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>>31460651

>>31460901

Hahaha....believing in private ownership of anything.

You sweet summer child.

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>>31465759
Nigga can't do shit to me. I take Alex Jones Anthroplex and Super Male Vitality like fucking champ. Try something! reeeeeee!

>>31462488
You know UV cameras can't penetrate thick forest canopies, right?

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>>31460868

>Rand Paul with Israel flag
>The only Republican who said ending US Aid to Israel would be good for the yids

>>31466121

Controlled opposition m8

>>31466151

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/25/politics/netanyahu-trump-clinton-meetings/

Trump is awaiting ZOG orders

>>31465090
I don't get it: is he for or against RF?

>>31466367
RF used to destroy viruses, cancer cells and other things. Like your brain, of course RF can fry bad things but good things around will be boiled too.

>>31460663
This is some Jehovah's Witness shit

>>31466086
Thats why you chip the animals and track their behavior. Critters dont really like people and have predictable patterns. You dont need drones just biometric sensors and shortwave pings. The whole time it will be justified as conservation. Just like poke -go is a game that crowd sources a more detailed map of earth than street view.

You gotta step up your conspiracy game son. Its a fun game but the only prize is crazy.

>>31466407
Well yeah, their children will be cretinous parochial little plague bearing swine, as opposed to cretinous, well socialized, salubrious little swine.

I prefer my average person to be well prepared for their role as part of society, and not burdened by the antisocial and uncivil delusions of their parents.

>>31466481
>Animals avoid people
>Oh we'lljust chip 'Em all
And how will this account for newborn/solitary creatures? Are they gonna spend all their time tracking every divergent herd?

>>31460612
Are we going to ignore the fact his nametag says DOLAN?

>>31467033
Don't worry, anon. I spotted it.

>>31466783
Populations are all ready tracked. Dear, bears, birds even fish. Technology is evolving faster than anyone can keep track. Its not to far fetched to use the established tracking system with upgrades to act as a first wave sensor system. Cant put drones every where but you can rapidly deploy them if given a heads up.

Told you man. Got to step up your game or it aint fun no more.

>>31460433
I have two theories about predictive programing. The first is that time doesn't exist as we perceive it and large events in the future resonate to the past. So things iconic things like 9/11 popping off everywhere and things like the artwork of the twin towers burning are in our subconscious and get put into art. Second theory is that we repeat our lives over and over and over again and small bits of our last time around are also stuck in our subconscious.

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What?!

>>31460612
How do people like this deal with the fact that HAPPENINGs never actually happen.

Jade Helm happened, and there weren't dead burgers lying in the streets.

So...how does someone not eventually start to doubt themselves?

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Remember when god gave Moses the 2nd amendment?

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Maybe his father wasn't really that communist?

>>31467572
Spock's face tho

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Classic "pop culture is occultism".

>>31460208
Send that Image to Obama and see if he puts it on his twitter account.

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Google morgellons, it's only people who nervously scratch themselves and act all surprised when some threads get stuck to their wounds.

>>31467749
lol they missed the bread, the peanut butter, a bunch of stuff there

you just have to know where to look! wow! i would totally get those bargains. savvy shopper

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>>31467749
>cameras every 10 feet

kek

wait a minute, i guess they really do that

>>31462488
I'm pretty up to date with the high-speed government drones. While impressive they have missions they fly. Mindlessly flying over unknown barren is a waste of time. They would put assets in high likely contact. Such as around major cities,choke points, that stuff.

>>31467788
>Darude

>>31459573
So he browses /pol/?

>>31459964
So how does this guy explain the blacks who are drinking all that fluoride water and committing all that crime?

Does fried chicken counteract the submissive behavioral effects?

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>>31460433
Bullshit. Everyone knows that 9/11 was a joint Japanese/Zentradi plot with tacit UN support.

>>31459487
Whose haying the wildlands?

>>31466162
>A Presidential candidate meets with the leader of another nation
Next you'll tell me that Trump met with the Mexican President to get his anti-wall plans.

>>31467631
Wasn't Moses a Jew or is that a conspiracy?

>>31467788
>>31467797
What the fuck is up with Chem trails?

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>>31468185

Oh shit

I checked this on Google patents and this one actually checks out

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>>31459964
>tfw I use well water

>>31460327
Hey she is done up in the same way as the master, the last boss in the first fallout!

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>>31460651

>>31468543
It's probably a retardant that is sprayed on forest fires.

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hypno burger

>>31465895
Okay, I'll bite
The planet has 7,000,000,000 people on it retard! Stop making us Americans look like retarded sister fucking inbreds

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>>31459487

>>31459637
Inna woods is fine, but harass/sniping runways is better

its not like they have unlimited drones floying over every damn national park

>also those poor poor park rangers... collateral of inna woods i guess

>>31469023
Hello CIA

>>31459713

that one hand holding the Oscar always gets me

>>31459726
So, according to him, Obama's actually an American?

Doesn't this go against everything he believes in?

>>31459599
Agenda 21?

>>31469132
>Standard american family dining

>>31460266
What I wouldn't give to know what prompted this.

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>>31469609

Schwarzenegger's environmental programs?

>>31469785
Well that explains the Schwarzenegger, now to find out why he is a zionist nazi overseeing the pesticide spraying of the cabbage patch kids.

>>31469173
Dr.Pavel?

>>31469132
>That Chinese kid

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>>31459913
>>31459993
>>31460327
>>31460297
>>31460829
>tfw legit believe this stuff not just the "reasonable" one but all the stuff

>all u poking fun at it

>>31470771
Same senpai, same

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>>31470771
>>31472288

Oh come on, you can't believe all of this.

>>31470771
As long your not obsessed about it and realize it's all meaningless in grand scheme of things.

All I want in life is my bunker man cave and waifu harem.

If all fails 4 hookers and all the food and blow to last a week of nonstop fucking till death.


Enjoy the little things anon.

>>31472332
Okay not all of it, I haven't been to his site in a while. Just the stuff about jews controlling everything, chemtrails and gmos ect

>>31472332

I like how he couldn't come up with a other random person so he just threw a silver skull headed guy in, because the baby stabbing didn't get the evil across.

>>31472368
What are Chem trails?

>>31465090
>Viruses: KILLED
>Cancer cells: EXPLODED
>Staph infection: DESTROYED

Top kek

>>31472413
>on /k/
>doesn't know what chemtrails are
Chemtrails are (supposedly) random chemical mixes like aluminum or weird polymers sprayed from planes for various purposes, presumably evil governmenty things like to induce diseases, mind-control, ect

>>31472453
What if it makes us live longer? Make sense since we love longer before jets were invented.

>>31472509
Uh... ???
So we lived longer before jets were invented, and that led you to the conclusion that it makes us live longer? I'm sorry but please think before typing.

>>31468621
>Contaminated water from mines, garbage dumps

>>31472565
If they can do it, so can I anon.

>>31465626
>be IRS agent in the year of our lord zionist leader
>hear we have another hit for today
>4th one this week alone
>some Ed guy has got it coming
>standard protocol to contact Army, Navy, FBI, ATF (specialized dog kill squad requested) and Holy Jewish Synagogue (HJS)
>big mistake
>Ed cheated on his fucking taxes
>call comes in and lets us know we will have AC130, stealth bomber, MH-53s as our support
>EZ gonna collect us some fucking taxes
>arrive at house
>Goldschmidt (ATF squad buddy) already set-up overwatch at ledge, wearing our custom IRS carrier, damn those things look good
>says man, wife, dog, and two kids confirmed inside
>good enough
>call in the 3 synchronized breach teams to begin their magic
>chamber a fresh .308 into R700p outfitted with thermal
>spot a male figure reach into kitchen drawer for what looks like a KNIFE
>those were outlawed 14 years ago
>that's it, calling it in
>hear the simultaneous NEEEE-PHUPHUPHUPHUP of jets and helicopters converging on AO
>2 kiloton of ordinance dropped on my current position
>feel molecules melt away
>mission accomplished
>receive purple heart for exemplary service towards removal of SHOW-ED-THE-LAW.COM posters initivative

>>31459487
This guy's stuff is tinfoil hat levels of fuckery

>>31469888
Fuck. My sides. How is this not satire? I almost feel bad about laughing at this frootloop. He's Chris Chan tier pathetic.

Can these threads be posted more often?

This is fucking gold

>>31459656
until you live in a city where you joke about them making a main thoroughfare into a bike lane then they inexplicably do it.

everything that is parody eventually becomes reality.

>>31460853
did he really need to label bernie as a zionest puppet?

I mean, Im pretty sure that was his campaign platform

>>31460868
why you gotta pick on based paul, faggot

>>31469132
>cowboys being BTFO by GB

seems reasonable

>>31467631
fuckin saved for future use

/k/ as fuck