Hey guys, orbital PDF grunt here. We recently raided a smuggler

Special made by smith mcfuckfuck in square gunistan

>>31435779
How much prettier is the purple beam than the normal red? Like on a scale from 0 to Eternal Ecstasy.

You sure we shouldn't ask the commissar first? Maybe one of the Cogboys?

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>>31435812
bonerinducing/10

That's not a joke either. One of the guys busted a nut after firing his gun, said it was 'orgasmic as fuck'.

Ah well, must be pent up tension or something. Not a lot of women here on the station.

Pic related: We took a few shots test them out.

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>>31435779
Alright /k/, I got pic related from my best friend who signed it in his will. It's amazing for a las type weapon but I'm afraid I'll be labeled a heretic.

Wat do?

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>>31435779

man why is the warp purple anyway, who decided that

its fucking gross

>>31435857
Make a disguise for it. Add wood bits, the imperium loves wood bits on its guns in some worlds.

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Behold! A weapon from before the holy God Emperor claimed his throne!

>>31435857
>amazing for a las type weapon
Deres yer problem, da dere iz plasmie teknologies.

>>31435843
>>31435857

this report it IMMEDIATELY to your commissar or tech priest, just because they may work doesn't mean they may not also be full of demon tentacle rape.

Firstly yOu should issue them to eveRyone

what's the worst that Could HAppen

you'll prObably get a promotion for taking the initiative and outfitting everybody with better rifleS

why stick with what you're issued when there's a better way?

>>31435892

Even if they do work, we're probably just going to Exterminatus the dogshit out of the whole local system anyway.

>>31435855
That IS pretty mesmerizing. I say we give it a different name. Lasgun is so boring and unpleasurable. How about the Refocused Aperture Particle Exciter Gun? Also, maybe adding a single breast on the side of it would give it a certain... je ne sais quoi.

>>31435864
I always imagined it as a bunch of different colors flowing in sync.

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>>31436322
Depends entirely on what part of the warp you're in.

>>31435994
>RAPEG

>>31436553
OR, RAPE Gun

>>31435903
O R A O S

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>>31435779
Hey /k/, /mlp/ here. Just got this token weapon from my old space-shuttle door-gunner friend who just got back from his tour at Karshijk. He found what looks like some ancient cannon, bares some similarities with our board's culture. Was hoping you could identify it. Might be willing to sell.
>Pic related, weapon testing in action
>Friend in pic, surveying the aftermath of the 2nd Junkai bombardment

>>31437415
kys ponyfucker

>>31437431
>Boo fucking hoo
You must be new to this board

>>31437343
FOR CHAOS! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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>>31435779
Don't worry, it will be sorted out soon

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>>31437451
>>31437343
Hello fellow weapon holders. Fellow frequent user of /v/ and /tg/ here. My brother in arms has just recently acquired a new set of Armour recently as he has just returned from the purging of >>31437415
Armour in question is the picture related. As you soldiers seem to be fairly quaint with the identification and cultural dedication towards the opposing emperors, I was hoping you can identify the model of said armour set. Will be willingly able to depart with armour with a said price if identification is considered acceptable.
Picture attached is captured armour.
Praise the emperor.

>>31437415
Dumb horse poster

>>31437532
Looks a bit like Castraferrum Pattern Mark V Dreadnought Armor, but I'd honestly need more photos to do a proper ID.

>>31437785
now that I just got a fresh pot of coffee in me I was wrong in that other post. It's a mark 5 set of dreadnought armor.

>>31437854 (You)
Why would you respond to my post like this?

You some sort of Assassin?

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>>31435779
As your perfectly normal and Emperor-approved Commissar, I can assure you that those are standard issue weapons and you have nothing to worry about.

>this thread
https://youtu.be/HsGRsDe3iRw

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Damn meatbags.
>>31435779
Destroy.
>>31435857
Turn in at local mechanicus temple.
>>31435884
Behold! Venerate it!
>>31437415
Ah yes, the turret from the ancient warship Miss oh re.
>>31437532
Get your blasphemous friend out of that, it is only to be used by crippled astartes, or to repair cybernetic war machines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TvN5lCVkRk

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>>31437944
Now why would you just go out and accuse someone of being part of the Officio Assassinorum like that?

.... Also seriously for a secretive branch of the imperium the name of the branch, and our insignia... seriously, why not just electropen "I am a spy and here to kill you and everyone you care about" on our faces....

Forget you saw anything, you might sleep well at night.

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>>31437986
Seems legit to me!

>>31435857
Paint it dark green and red, claim it to be an ancient lost tech. Hope the space IT guys will fall for that.

>>31435864
>its fucking gross

Glad you understand.

>>31435779
Just curious, do the guns happen to be whispering to you in any way shape or form?

If so, I suggest strapping on a shit ton of purity seals and some X-tra Super Duper blessing oils. You still get to keep the power without the chance of being mind raped.

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>>31435825
Quite being a pussy anon. Where's your sense of adventure?

>>31437448
You must be new to this entire website

>>>/mlp/

You have a containment board, stay in it.

never change /k/
magical place
i love you guys

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And what pray tell is going in here?

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>>31441994
Nothing ya git

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This is fuckin heresy

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>>31437470

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What do I have to do to get my hands on one of these babies?

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>>31442102
>be imperial citizen not raised from a lineage of and trained from birth by Princeps
>get mindraped by Titan the second you jack in

>>31442091
Dont answer that.....

>>31435779
Inquasition, do no shoot my Mr.Squiq Squiq plz.

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>>31442091
Heretic is no here...

>>31435779
If it starts whispering to you, I suggest start slapping as many holy seals on it as possible.

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>>31437415
>>31437448

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>>31435779