In all seriousness, what firearms and calibers would be suitable

>>31435731

Something like this or similar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK7tSxM2alU

I've been shilling the Serbu RN-50 for a while, but there's a reason for that.

You ain't gonna beat .50 BMG in terms of bang for your buck.

.45-70 is the last /x/-beast hunting cartridge you'll ever need.

Whatever can bring down big African game woulr back flip that bitch back to the stone age.

>>31435731
I'd pepper it with flechette shell hand-loads, then rifled slugs. I'd have multiple shooters lure it into a gully, and open up on it. Hopefully there'd be enough of it after we were done to make a cool rug. I might bring something a little heavier along for the ride to keep him suppressed, like a 7.62.

>>31435731
30 rounds of 5.56 will bring any land animal down.

>>31435951
You'd forget to take your safety off and just try and squeeze your trigger harder, tough guy

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Well, how thick is a gorilla's skin? Now, compare a gorilla's stature to that of a sasquatch and you could hypothetically go from there. I imagine there's a general consensus out there regarding the general body proportions of the average sasquatch.

45-70

>>31435731
Well since there is no such beast maybe airsoft.
That eay no one gets hurt by your autism.

>>31435731
Nugget converted/chambered in .500sw, 18in bbl, 440gr hard cast flat point.

.22

All about that shot placement

>>31435731
>In all seriousness
>Sasquatch

>>31435731
54r, there is no other option.

Due to there being no such beast all you need is one of those anoying pop guns at cabelas. Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop. Should be dead by now.

>>31435731
250 gr swift A-frames from a 338 winny and take the shot from 300 yards, it would still have more energy than a 308 from the muzzle by the time it reached the target.

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>>31435823
.375 H&H will kill anything that walks.

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.303 British

>>31437199
Also good. 7mm Mauser works too. Plenty of elephants taken with both of those.

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>>31435785
>single shot .50bmg

gtfo of here with that Fudd shit

Well, samsquanch will creep up on you so it's best to have something handy. I recommend a .45-70 brush gun.

>>31435731

I would rather die than shoot one if they do exist but I would have a chiappa triple threat with slugs.

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>>31437241
or get one of these with an MP5 stock for maximum compactness.

there wont be much of an ape leftover after a 100 round dump of 7.62 real fuckin NATO.

there's really nothing wrong with 7.62 NATO. its range performance out to 700m is perfectly acceptable, and it's lethal out much farther, and softpoints could kill any animal in the world.

you wouldn't need meme rounds for 'squatch. 20 rounds of .308 in a semi-auto or even a bolt action would be just fine

>>31435785
hi Nonesuch how are you

>>31435731
My answer for almost every question like this is my 98k loaded with the closest thing to WWII German service ammo I have, which is Yugo M75 8mm.

Or my AR with a 30 round ASSAULT MAGAZINE, loaded with m193: that shit has great ballistic properties.

>>31435731

Full power .30 caliber projectile at least. My x54r AK is the smallest I would feel comfortable with.

50 bmg is preferred

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>>31435731
hollow point 7.62x39
probably out of an AK, but an SKS would suffice. assuming its only one samsquanch im going after.

>>31436066
I'd say skin thickness is a fairly irrelevant factor compared to muscle, fat, and bone.

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9mm

>>31435731
In all seriousness? Dude really ? /k lives fromthe fact that theres hypotetically a beast that could withstand sheer firepower.

Nevertheless 45-70 should do the trick senpai

Else use 556 hollow points and mag dump center mass

>>31437290
>20 rounds
>Bolt action
Are you assuming Samsquanch isn't gonna push your shit in by the time you re-load a .308 4+ times?

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Honestly, I'd probably take one of those giant AR's in .338 Lapua

>>31435731
G3 or CETME, semiautomatic .308 will kill anything and it will be just about the only rifle you will ever need.

>>31435731
A self-loading rifle chambered in .308 Winchester with decent ammunition should be enough, especially at > 100 yards. I really wouldn't want to engage a 'squatch from less than 100 yards.

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>>31437777
>mag dump center mass
As much as I think that this is the the appropriate way to take down a bigfoot IF they exist, I feel as though it will just tank 3/4's of a 30 round mag. Meanwhile it will close the distance faster than a grizz, charge you down, and rip you ten new assholes.
Speaking of which, this thread reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws
Although the footage of the shooting was short, I feel as though it went on for a LONG time in order to properly bring the elephant down.
Then you have that supposed story of those guys in Afghanistan that mag dumped all they had into a 12-15ft giant but it just kept going until they began aiming for its head, but that's pushing this way further into the realm of shit that most likely didn't happen.
My point is is that creatures this fucking big can take most of what you can dish out.
>.45-70
>.50 bmg
>.308
>hp 5.56
>rifled 12g slugs
All of it won't even phase it. I'd imagine these things, once angered, would be a powerful as a grizzly bear mother defending her cubs x10. Nothing but pure adrenaline and muscle. You guns will be nothing more than an "iron teddy bear."

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>>31435731
Marlin 95 with some front-to-back dangerous game loads, probably open ttip hard cast lead, or maybe a bronze solid, i'd assume a humanoid creature would have a rather mild hide, so some hoy ass ball rounds might just be fine.

secondary is something with a lot of penetration, probably a 10mm, copper jacketed bronze solids in a G40 seems ok.

If I can have anything I want though? The SVDK.....a 9.3x64 semi auto rifle with detachable 10 rd. magazines. it's basically a .375 H&H blaster.

mfw inna woods alone

>>31436812
Bet if you hit em in the eye home boy is down for the count.

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>>31437199
Damn straight.

>>31435781
my first thought

>>31438726

Wasn't that whole story about the giant fucking fake? Not like the squatch is any more real but just asking.

Anyway isn't the story too behind sasquatch they come in a possible family group. Have fun taking one out only to get rushed down by some 900 pound greater demon of harambe.

>>31439376
>Anyway isn't the story too behind sasquatch they come in a possible family group.
Some guy named Todd Standing believes that they live in large clans, which could be as much as 200 or even more that migrate all the time from place to place to avoid being detected.
His belief in killing them is pretty much the same as yours. Just because you see one doesn't mean that there aren't possibly dozens more watching you. Kill one, then you're going to have to deal with a whole pissed off community of them. Mag dump, reload as you might, but in the end they'll close in on your position and you better pray that its a quick death.

>>31439486
It would be like a really scary zombie apocalypse only the zombies are 3 times as big, faster and coordinate with each other.

>>31435731
220gr 30-06 soft point

45-70

"any north american game" must be preserved

>>31437290
>Never been certified in 30-06 zozzle

>>31438121
Fkn kek!!!!

Squatch needs to be dispatched by full auto 308 or taken out single shot 30-06 or better.

Handfuns....only full load 10mm or 454 casull and up apply.

>>31436964
Haha, i just got back from there. It's like the default background noise, like BZZZZZT at gun shows.

>>31438726
.458 winmag

Dr. Jeffrey Meldrum, the guy who is on almost every Bigfoot TV show, said on Joe Rogan that he carries a 10mm.

>>31439598
from what i have read of people that AREN'T full of shit, they are ambush predators. they run game down trails with one behind, two or more on each side, and 2-5 at the bottom of the trail. the ones at the bottom jump out and fuck up whatever they are running.

that was one of the observations of the guys involved with the siege of honobia. also they try to get down real close to the ground when we are around and sneak up to steal food.

i know an old lady that says he sees them out by the Uwharrie national forrest in her back garden/fruit trees, she said they would bring her big bunches of flowers after she brought a laundry basket of apples and Anjou pears out to the back area.

shes been gone a few years now, but the animals loved her.

>thread full of people citing squatch theories and stories

Have we always had squatchers on /k/?

>>31439984
>siege of honobia

most retarded shit I've ever read

Leave ol' Satch alone you assholes. That's all he wants. He's a big hairy man, not a missing link or a monster. Leave him alone.

>>31440287
Yup. But tits better to talk about this than some jackass in a clown costum trying to lure kids away from home into circus themed rape dungeons.... You see a clown acting funky with all these little press stunts that keep happening as "phantom clowns" you fill the dumb fuck with lead and laugh when the cops finally show up

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>>31437199
>you will never bayonet charge a samquatch

7.5x55mm Swiss
GP11 loading only
It's probably not killed many people and it would the the ultimate irony for 7.5x55mm to have killed the only Squash known.

>>31440287
>Have we always had squatchers on /k/?
>had squatchers on /k/?
>squatchers

Closer "Squatcher" confirmed

>>31440474
>Closer
*Closet...damn auto

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>>31440412

>>31440480
WA state here
The only reason our state is one of the earliest shall issue states is because of squatch. I have a higher chance spotting a squatch where i live than I do a google.

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>>31438726
>.50bmg won't even phase it

>>31440517
.500sw > .50 Beowulf ballistically.
Just man up and get an AR10 like God expected

>>31440412
im the one thats being throwing a autism tantrum in all those borderline spam retarded paranormal threads. this one had at least a modicum of effort put into it. people posting every few hours "how to kill skinwalk clowns is they real dog mans" with equally retarded replies that sound like the schizos at /x/, thats some bullshit, but "how to kill this SLIGHTLY plausible american ape" is a little better. "how 2 kill dis" is still stupid thread but people have gave some good realistic discussion on it

>>31440491
The problem is though...you can own a suppressor, but not use it on said Squatch....
At least that was the law a few years back when I lived in WA.

>>31440567
Please see >>31440489

>>31435731
>What would YOU personally use to defend yourself from these 10ft+ tall 1500lb+ beasts?
12ga slugs, either those weird brenneke sabots or the .45-70-FTX-in-a-sabot that Hornady sells.

>>31437199
>303
That's what I was about to say! Nothing sexier than a .303 that has taken down all kinds of animals, including elephants. Forest Nigger don't stand a chance.

When I lived in WA, 9mm Glock was for skypes and Googles when traveling to Tacoma. .45ACP Glock was for hiking and forest Google.

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>>31439984
>i know an old lady
My grandfather who was 94 years old SWORE that his dad told him that up in Vancouver Washington where they used to live, there were apes or "monkeys" as he called them, that hid in the trees at night near Salmon Creek.
I take all of this with a grain of salt, but supposedly he told him that they would try to lure kids into the woods, so my grandfather wasn't allowed to swim at Salmon Creek in the summer time with his friends. His dad completely forbid it and gave him a good whipping after he found out that he went out there once after he was told not to.

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>>31435731
This at leas loaded with special /k/-sabot or
>>31435823 if it is rifle round. Lever action would be cool.

>>31435966
Nope. Take in count for their unnatural ability to sustain damage.

>>31437096
I'd say most likely.

>>31437234
Please translate: Fudd?

>>31437472
Ur dead m8 if not having at least 3 guns shooting at same time.
>>31438195
Well that's my kinda /k/ommando!
>>31440517
Nice.

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I'd probably take my .444 marlin.
But I'd totally try and kill one of the fuckers with swift swipe to the wind pipe.

>be me
>crawling through the wilderness
>covered in mud and leaves
>pursuing a herd of Sasquatch
>every day I see weird shit as I covertly traverse the woods
>one day see a group of teenagers with SKS and AKs
>they are wearing gas masks and huddled round a fire
>telling spook stories
>not paying attention
>I come upon a fox
>he's startled and let's out a scream as I grab him
>*crack*
>snap its neck and the scream fades
>teens are hiding and pointing guns in all directions
>continue onward
>another day crawling over a hill
>as I approach the top a smell hits me
>smells like copper mixed with the scent of decay
>shitstinks.png
>crawl around a thicket
>see some big ass gollum looking thing
>it's eating a deer
>"no spooky fucker is getting in the way of me finding Sasquatch"
>creep up behind the spook
>whisper "hey, turn around"
>spooking of the spooked spook intensifies
>as he looks it me
>I grin and drive my knife into his chest
>whisper in his ear "not today faggot"
>continue on my quest for the elusive Sasquatch
>finally come to a valley one morning in the early hours of light
>overlooking a field
>hundreds and hundreds of Sasquatch
>no way I can kill one without alerting others
>creep closer
>lone Sasquatch is wandering away from pack
>Nows my chance
>Sasquatch passes 5 yards away from me
>scan area to make sure no hidden monkeys will ambush me
>real stealth like I hop on Sasquatch back
>through my arm around his head, covering his mouth
>slit it's throat
>he makes muffled noises
>sounds like talking
>it's getting lighter
>look at my Bigfoot kill
>why is it blue?
>why does it have a long tail?
>roll it over
>ohfuck.jpg
>I killed a fucking person
>grab head and lift
>some fat neck beard, stinks worse than the skinwalker
>put head back on
>tactically withdraw from woods
>never tell anyone
>mfw still looking for you sassy
>one day I'll find you!

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>>31435731

Leeeeev 'Squatch aloooooooooooone!

* sniff *

<moco>

Do what they did to harambe

>>31441570
Lurk more faggot

>>31441570
Welcome to /k/, it must be your first day

You know you can google it? It's literally the first link.

On another note, /k/ slang and terminology being that popular is a little unsettling, but it makes sense when you begin to realize how long it's been around.

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>>31435731
>magnum rounds, .357 at least and up and id prefer a .44. Hot loaded 10mm (not meming)
>slugs from a shotgun
>heavier rifle rounds .30-08, .45-70, .30-06
>maybe something smaller like .5.56 or 7.62, but you better have a lot of them

really just big ass guns,the bigger the better. And if not quality then quantity. Id be just as comfortable with a full auto AR then a battle rifle. Ive gone camping in big game country before, the bigger the gun the better I feel. And of course having situational awareness and having your wits about you can help. You can walk in like the terminator and not know what youre doing

and I might get shot for this but some kind if camper, I refuse to sleep in a tent after seeing what a bear did to my last one. Call me a pussy I dont care I sleep better with walls around me

>>31438121
My mossberg MVP accepted AR10 magazines so I had 25 round pmags in that nigger.

But I'd bait forest nigger with beef jerky and drop him with my .338 Lapua.
But if I had to go through the forest looking for him I'd go with a .458 Socom with a 12" barrel, suppressed using subs so he gets knocked right the fuck down.

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>>31437096
>>.375 H&H will kill anything that walks.