FOIA requests for the rejected names of the B-21. https://w

>>31427553
can only see 3 pages, looks kek worthy, upload all 63 then we'll talk

lotta those fucking "bomby mcbombface" and variations of that...

fucking redditors

>>31427553
I wasn't expecting much, but Jesus fuck those are all pretty bad.
Well except Aero Terrorstalker. That's just gold.

>>31427553
I'd have voted for Skinwalker

My favorite is "angry bird "

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>>31427553
>9/11 cover-up

>>31427553
What's with all the joke/meme names?

Call it the Avro Arrow, just to piss off the Canadians.

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>Do We Really Have The Funding For This

>XXXX_xxx_DANK_AMERICAN_BOMBER_420_xxx_XXX

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>The Air Force made the unusual decision to let service members submit possible monikers for the B-21 bomber over the Internet.

>JUST
>Lolimachine
>Property of George Soros

Which one of you faggots was this?

Silent Fortress

>>31429204
In the future, we should open all equipment up to public surveys and choose a name at random.

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>>31427553
>Another waste of taxpayer money

>>31428301
>I'd have voted for Skinwalker

which one of you did this

>>31429172
The DAB420 for short

>>31429159
You think the USAF is full of super serious airmen?

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>>31427553
9/11 Cover-up
Aloha Snackbar
Ameri-cat (meerkat)
Angry Bird
Another waste of taxpayer money
Bacon Double Cheeseburger
Big guy
BILLION WASTER
Bomb Diggity Bomb
Bombastic Boondoggle
BombleBee
Budget Overrun
Cat pack (dog bagger)
Chair Force One
Chuck Norris
Conscientious Objector
Cost Overrun
Costbuster
D.E.A.T.H. (Deterring Ememies Around The Hemisphere)
Danger wedge
Dark Wing Duck
Destructor The Magnificent
Do We Really Have The Funding For This
Dollar black hole
DONALD J. TRUMP
DronesRBetterButWeLikeWastingMoneySo...
Fund the National Institutes of Health
Fundsucker
Furtive Executioner
Hella Tight Bomber
Hole in the Sky to Throw Money Into
Hugger-Mugger
Humanitarian Aid
i want one
Insert Sponsor
ISIS
It's one of ours sir
Jeffery the Jet
John Cena
JUST
Lemay Protégé
lol
Loli machine
Lowest Bidder
MAC DADDY
Mecca Wrecka
Meme Machine
Money Pit
MyLveUBombTime
Our national debt
Piece of Crap
Pocket Dog
Princess Sparkle Pony
Property of George Soros
Rainbow dash
repentant Taxdump
Santa's Little Helper
SBD (Silent But Deadly)
Sir Bombs-a-lot
Skinwalker
Spirit II: Electric Boogaloo
Spoiler Alert
Steve
Swiggity Swooty
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMMING
Taxslayer
The Budget Buster
The Trump
The ZoomFist
THIS is why we can't have nice stuff at the Deid
Top Bomber 16
Waste of money
Wobbly Goblin
XXXX_xxx_DANK_AMERICAN_BOMBER_420_xxx_XXX
you won't believe how much this cost you in taxes
YouThinkWeWastedMoneyOnTheF35,hahahahahaha!!!

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>>31429637
>BombleBee

>>31427553
B-21 Burger. I dont even know what are you guys are even arguing about.

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>>31429637

Mecca Wrecka was pretty good.

>>31427553
I'm annoyed it wasn't called the Wraith.

>>31427553
>Dank American Bomber

Lol

>At least 5 Trump references
>Nothing for Hillary

I guess CTR didn't get to this one.

>That feel when the US military is now mostly young adults who grew up on internet memes and shitposting

>>31430758
B-21 Lewd Bill

>>31430781
Five years from now DIs will be hazing Marines about their choice in starter Pokémon.

>>31430801
Implying normies play pokemon. It'll probably be some COD trivia.

>>31430817
>Implying normies play pokemon
Nigger, EVERYONE my age played Pokémon when we were kids, even the normies. The cards were actually banned from a lot of schools because trading and battling were disrupting classes.

>>31430758
what were the Trump references?

>>31430943
>Trump
>Trump Bomber
>Trumpizator
>Trumpinator
>DONALD J. TRUMP


There's probably more but these are the obvious ones.

>>31430346
Has a w40k feel to it.

>>31429637
>It's one of ours sir
Literally a /tg/ meme right there

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>>31430834
the early 90's was a hell of a time to be a child
>no cellphones so physical contact and AOL messenger
>helicopter parenting wasn't as retarded so kids could ride bikes and shit
>dial up softcore porn.jpg
>beyblades
>pogs
>gameboy
>yu gi oh
>pokemon
>digimon
>N64/gamecube, PS1/PS2, Xbox
>tackle football during recess

>mfw when card games got banned because of retarded women school administrators who REEEEE'd about the nonexistant gambling component
>mfw we were actually playing 5 card and texas holdem poker after school daily

>air bat face cuts

>>31431211
Where is that from? I vaguely remember hearing it in an 'Imperial Guard' sort of voice somewhere.

Looks like the chair force browses reddit all day

>The Abaddon Bomber

that would be pretty metal

>>31429637
>no gravitas names

fucking pig illiterate americans

>aloha snackbar

>>31429637
i really like budget overrun

>The B-21 Bacon Double Cheese Burger

I'm fucking dying.

>red-tailed Hawk
Oh I see what you did there, Ivan Ozerov.

>ctrl+f "old dog"
>0 Results
I am disappoint.

>>31427553
JUST

>>31429637
>Loli machine

Hello /ak/

>>31431238
I think it was from Return of the Jedi when the rebels were doing a sneaky breeki down to Ewokistan in the stolen shuttle.

>Big Guy
4u
>NukeyMcMeltFace

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>Global Order

>>31427553
>they didn't choose wraith
fucking sad.

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>>31427553
>B-21 Dingle
Hahahaha

>>31431655
>>>/pol/

Fuck off racist!

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>>31429637
>Costbuster
>Fundsucker
>Taxslayer

>>31431666
Fuck off satan, youre a nigger

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>>31429637
>It's one of ours sir
>Mecca Wrecka
>Repentant Taxdump

>>31431913
This looks like 2007-vintage.

>>31429143
Def

>>31429143
Definitely.

>>31427553
Trump Card

>>31429334
Papa Mikhail looks like he likes Eugene's design

>>31427553
B21 tax fucker

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>>31429637
>XXXX_xxx_DANK_AMERICAN_BOMBER_420_xxx_XXX
>you won't believe how much this cost you in taxes
>YouThinkWeWastedMoneyOnTheF35,hahahahahaha!!!
>TACTICAL NUKE INCOMMING

>>31431666
How is that racist? It's a black man with popped eyes. Plus, I'm black. Fuck off niglet

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>>31427553
>BombArang
>Clam Hammer
>Hole in the Sky to Throw Money Into
>Quantum Penetrator
>Shadow Destroyer
>The Airforce Blackhawk

>>31427553
>B-21 "B-22"
kek

>>31431265
No, someone suggested Gravitas as a name.

Besides, gravitas-names are for individual units.

>>31431521
No, it's from Eclipse Phase, where the post-singularity techno- anarchists name their ships stupid stuff to fuck with the jackboot corporate captains of the core worlds.

>>31429637
>John Cena
Well, it's a stealth bomber...

>>31429637
>Swiggity Swooty
We's coming with tha boomy?

>>31431265
When your glorious shithole can build one you can give it whatever faggot name you want.

>>31430943
>Wallmaker
>Drumpf2016
>MakeAirForceGreatAgain
>Bankrupcy 2.0
>MyWingsAreHuge

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>some decent names in there amongst the memes and jokes
>higher ups pick the most boring ass one

>>31429637
>Lemay Protégé

How was this not picked???

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>>31427553

>Name the new plane "Raider"

>Not adding 1 more syllable to make it "Skyraider" as in "Skyraider II."

WHY

>>31431225
>beyblades

The guys in my shop class were absolutely infatuated with those... they hammered out a giant kettle drum under the pretense that they were making a fuckhuge wok (which it did double as one), then they made steel beyblades and used modified weeds eater to launch the fuckers.

>>31429227
Silent But Deadly.

>>31427553
>Niggermare

LOL!

>>31427553
>Not naming it B-21
>Regan's Revenge