What's the coolest thing to say when you're about to

nothun personnel kid

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>>31395482
I don't wanna die a virgin

my ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same

>>31395482
Something cool to say in Spanish while giving the coup de grace is "ay lo washamos wey". It's an extremely casual way to say "see you in a bit". While receiving the coup de grace, I would simply say is the most hatful manner "FUCK YOU!!!".

i'm taking you with me

*unzips grenade*

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Cattle die, | and kinsmen die,
And so one dies one's self;
But a noble name | will never die,
If good renown one gets.

>>31395581
You'll get to "and kinsmen di..." before you cease to exist.

>>31395483
I dont think of what i'd say in any case... If im about to receive, then id better be thinkin of a way out or fighting... If im about to give? Then im not concerned with what i say... The last thing to go through their head wont be "that was edgy as fuck"... Itll be a goddamn bullet.

>>31395597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gevzPl-pow

I'm ready

how bout you

>>31395482
Hail Hydra

>>31395482
You will never find the gold!

You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas

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You're gonna carry that weight.

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

I really need to PEEEEEEE!

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>>31395482
do what you must, I have already won

>>31395636
Emilie was trying to hard

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My favorite quote
Heinrich Ehrler, Luftwaffe pilot:

"Theo, I have run out of ammunition. I'm going to ram this one. Good bye. We'll see each other in Valhalla." - Heinrich Ehrler's last transmission over the Squadron Radio Network before he rammed the B-24 bomber "Trouble in Mind," piloted by Captain John Ray, destroying both aircraft and killing himself.

wurlstar

>>31395482
Is that a revolver you're using? You fell for revolver meme? For same price you could've better get something better, and it would be nice for guerilla warfare you're doing and home defense. You should get mosin-nagant too, that's a superb weapon

RELIGION OF PEACE

>He's executing me with 9mm!

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>>31395520

Gg wp

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>>31395482
>"if you kill your ennemies, they win"

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>>31395520
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>>31395969

KUMBULA

>>31395482
>give
From where you're sitting, this must seem like an 18-karat run of bad luck. But the truth is... The game was rigged from the start.
>receive
>incoherent crying and cursing

>>31395482
>Do you know what a deadman switch is?

>>31395555

"This one's for.. Matilda.."

This one time? I ate boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole lot of 'em, right? And I'd like to got sick

know what I mean?
Works for giving or receiving

>>31395482
Nothing personell, kid

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill.

GG EZ

>>31396535
wes pls

*Deep sigh* I wanna go home and sit on my couch

If I'm the one doing it

>nothing personel kid

If I'm the one about to die

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>31396406
thats not the fucking quote, dickbag

I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arres-

I love Emilia.

I'll take a step forward if you don't mind. It'll be easier that way

DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT

Truth is, game was rigged from the start.

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Giving:
> Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Receiving:
> "You are Wonderful" (to my wife)

>>31396376
#bennywasinnocent

>>31395482
>Tell God I said fuck'em

>FREEEEDOM

niggers tongue my anus

>Giving

"I'm giving you a head start."

>Receiving

I'd say nothing. I'd stay eerily calm on the outside. Even if I was freaking out inside. I'd just fixate on one person in front of me, hopefully my executioner. And I'd just stare.

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>>31395801
Chuckled

Giving i reciving:
Dorks

>>31395482

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

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>either giving or receiving
"A strange game, the only winning move was to not play at all."

>>31395482
Giving:
>Get ready man, because I'm about to blow your mind.

Recieving:
>Aw man, not again.

>>31396368
my man

Bunker? I 'ardly knew 'er!

>>31395482
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>31395482

Giving: oh yeah you like that? I love making you feel good

Receiving oh yeah you're so good, this feels so good oh my god

>heh y-yeah, you t-too

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"So tell me, Were any of you guys in France?"

>>31395482
"what are you gonna do, shoot me?"

Do it faggot

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>>31400024

"You're never too young to have a Vietnam flash back"

>>31395482
>I have the gun
Not happening because yuropoor

>I on the wrong end of the gun
shitting my pants and crying, obviously.

Take a step closer lad, its easier that way.
or
Aim for the heart, you cant break whats broken.

>>31400583
\m/

>>31395482
Allah-u Akbar! (both)

>>31395555
bro no homo but that's a huge glock

>>31395482
Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

>>31395482

You're a big guy.

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>>31401870

Is that a 9mm? I hope you brought enough ammo. That bullet's pretty likely to run a full circle around my skull and come back and hit you in the dick.

OR

Can we wait a minute? I have kevlar in my car.

>>31395482

The fuck are you gonna do, kill me?

>>31395482
Eat a dick you old bitch.

C'est la vie.

"wanna see something cool?"

Hitler was right.

>>31395482
"how many half moon clips did you have to buy for that faggot shit?'

Killed:
>Tell my mom I love her
Killing:
>Coward

>>31395969
WITNESSED!

>>31395482
what a waste of time your life has been for you and i

Yahtzee!

>>31395482
Rip a big fart

No wait, I'll suck your dic-*blam*

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>Giving

Put in a good word for me with the LORD for doing this, will you?

>Receiving

Pic related

>>31395801
Obligatory ATATATATATAT

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>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*

>>31396318
god im ashamed this pot smoking idiot fucking piece of trash came from the same country as me

see you, space cowboy

>>31395602
Aktuellt mest people are facila certain desth, they mostly just accept wats about to happening

>>31395482
You will never get the money.

youre a big guy

>>31395482
"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start."

>>31400594
Yes!!!!!

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>>31395482

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"have you found me, O my enemy?" or if the circumstances permit, "hack away you mean red nigger."

REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

>>31400491
best album ever made

>>31395482
No one gets out alive.

>>31395482
>my ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

It's just been revoked.

Giving
don't look at me in that tone of voice!
(I'd rather have a confused face burned into my head given the option)

Receiving
I'll save you a seat in the fire.

>Feelin froggy chump?
>This is for pepe.

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>>31395482

Receiving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
Giving: Lift your eyes, brother/sister, for you meet my god soon. Face his manifold gaze bravely, he may lower your ransom price.

IF YOU KILL ME YOURE A HUGE FAGGOT!

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>>31395482
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

then hopefully the hysterical virgin /r/obot will spare me from the normie uprising.......

>>31395482

I'm going to tell everyone you offered to suck my dick if I spared your life.

Ore wa chin chin ga daisuki

or

我が名は…

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>You're fired

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Both
>They don't think it be like it is but it do

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>>31395482
Vae Victis

works for both situations quite well

have a qt3.14 primus pilus too

>>31396543
>Not "gg no re"
Scrub

>Giving
Got milk?

Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!

Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.

You have to eat all the eggs.

>>31395482
>Don't cum in my hair and I won't cum in yours.

>>31395482

Mediocre.

It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself

>>31395482
Give
>You're welcome

Receive
>Thank you

Giving:
COWARDS, AND TRAITORS, WILL BE SHOT!

Recieving:
KILL THE GERMAN, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S PRAYER.
KILL THE GERMAN, THIS IS THE CRY OF YOUR RUSSIAN EARTH.
DO NOT WAVER, DO NOT LET UP; KILL.

DEATH TO THE GERMAN INVADER!

"I still don't regret buttfucking your mom!"

>>31406245
Commissioner, pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv2ONRJ9tMQ

>>31406245
Underrated

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>>31406245
ЗA POДИHУ! ЗA CTAЛИHA!

Giving
>Well fuck, shit happens
Receiving
>Well fuck, shit happens.

damn. you've stumbled across my only weakness.

>>31406919
>bullets?

Liberalism is the Great Filter of space faring civilisations.

>>31395482
Assuming mudslimes or spics are gonna take your head off, tell em "short back and sides please" right before they do it

>>31395482
"Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out a plane".

>>31395482
look at me in the eyes

Giving
>Off to the next life with you. I promiae, you won't be lonely.

Recieving
>Go on, I'm ready to go home

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My fortune is yours for the taking... but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece!

>>31395520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AsDUw_dGI

Skip to 4:00

>>31395555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IERGQCdsgk

>>31404989
Mah nigga

Either: See you on the flip side

>>31396376
I dug myself out of that grave to plant you in yours, Benny.

Looks like you forgot the first rule of a gun fight kid...
*BLAM*
<remove sunglasses>
Always keep your head.

>>31395482
Eat my shorts.

>>31395482
God is a forgiving man. But I am no God. And neither are you.

>>31395482
We all die so why not die today.

>>31395482
Y-you too...

Receiving: "Can you do it in the chest? I'd hate to put my kin through a closed casket funeral on top of this.'

Wait I..
then I get shot

>>31396270
underrated

>>31406275
>Commissioner
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>31395482
Remember, If you kill your enemies, they win !
Or - Do it faggot !
Or - Just piss myself...

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>>31395482
Say hello to Harambe for me.

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>>31395482
Save... Martha.

>>31400590
Underrated

>>31399007
>have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arres-

underrated post

Giving: GARBAGE DAY!

Receiving:
Tod, wie das Leben, ist ein bedeutungs Walzer, getanzt von Narren.

>>31395482
#I'mWithHer

>>31396378
ok this is actually pretty awesome.