You find out that an active shooter will show up at your next

by not going

>active shooter at nuggetfest
K E K

do a 360 and walk away

>>31389224
Im a shut in. I don't go to social outings

>>31389224
>your next social outing
>you don't know exactly what time it will happen.

b/c it wont happen

>>31389224
My next social event is a two gun match that's half current half former cops and military.

>>31389246
Why do you walk in a circle?

>>31389224
Affix bayonets and charge.

>>31389269
No I'd walk away radially.

>>31389224
I fall back on my extensive training. I quickly asses the situation, move to a place of cover, neutralize the threat, scan the environment for a secondary threat, keep the scene and situation under my control.

>>31389290
I'd walk away axially.

>>31389224
I'll just die and hope to reborn as a citizen with better gun rights

>>31389240
There was an argument about weather or not traps are gay.

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what if the active shooter has girded their loins in FUCK WHITE PEOPLE armor?

>>31389327
Shoot the hostage.

>>31389301
I walk away laterally.

> next social outing
I'm safe

>>31389240
>active shooter at nuggetfest
Active, nuggestfest. It would be more like a passive ND.

>>31389390
I'd walk normally

My next social outing is in a hobby shop run by a guy who wanted to put up no guns signs but balked when he found out how big they have to be.

I'd pack a full size and a backup, be sure to sit facing the entrance, eliminate the threat, and then proceed to be banned from the shop.

>>31389224

>implying I have a social life.

I got no time for that.

>>31389224
By not going, if I know someone is going to show up and shoot the place up, why go?

>>31389224
Alert the fucking police? If I conceal carry even my most potent handgun (ie. full size 10mm) I'll probably be outgunned, and there's a massive chance of the shooter shooting somebody/me before I can get my gun out and shoot him.

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i would just OC my AR-15 platform rifle, which I would be anyway, and I will be basically undefeatable. Its the pinnacle of weapon system designs and has superior ballistics to any existing firearm. Terrorism BTFO

I'd be going to a fucking Hillary rally. Let the secret service take care of it.

>>31389224
I don't go.

Derp.

>next social outing

So what you're saying is that I'll be totally fine.

>>31389980
It's your NEXT social outing. You'd have to never go to any events ever again.

>All these pro gun faggots on /k/ preaching gun rights for defending others
>none of pro gun manlet faggots defend others but rather to make their collection look pretty

this is why guns should just be banned period.

I go to the park with me and myself. We sit together untill the shooter arrives. We sacrifice our lives so nobody else has to die.

>>31389224
Stay home and masturbate, like I usually do.

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>>31389224
Report to police. That shit isn't my job.

>>31390037
Everybody wants to be a G until it's time to do G shit. If you're not about that life, that's fine and cool; just don't expect me to be Superman when you're in trouble from shooting off at the lip.

>>31390021
No, it's the next social outing being your next event.
Whether you attend or not, it was your next outing.

>>31389224
Go spetsnaz and shoot everyone to make sure I got him.

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>>31389327
dzayum qurl. numba?

>>31390093
top fucking kek

russia/10

>>31390037
Wow. It really makes you think, huh?
I used to want to legalize all guns and vote for Donald Trump, but now after reading your post, I shill for Hill.

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>>31389224
>social outing

4chan reader

>>31390037
>>none of pro gun manlet faggots defend others but rather to make their collection look pretty
I'm pretty sure you're only supposed to use your gun if you're coming under direct threat

>>31389240
How do you shoot with a glued bolt

>>31390155
there's the police for that matter
you dont need guns

>>31390037
I carry a gun for self defense. If they want to be defended, they should carry too.

>>31389452
Wow, lame

>>31389224
Inform the police

>social outting
This is a trick question.

>>31389230

fpbp

>>31390155
A *random* mass shooter is a direct threat. It's a completely different thing to have workplace violence and a person involved has an agenda.

>your next social outing
Hooray, dozens of lives have been saved.

>>31390569
>theres gonna be an attack
>no i dunno who
>no i dunno when
>yeah i'll be there
>no it wont be me
>no i swear ill have nothing to do with it
>fuck

I act sick

>>31391291
>A *random* mass shooter is a direct threat.
So if you're in a separate building on a campus, he's still a direct threat? Nigger, unless he is in the same room as you, your duty is to retreat. Fuck everyone else, unless you're willing to take prison time for them.

Question for anyone who reads this: Would you follow the "lockdown rules" that workplaces and schools are increasingly trying to push?

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>>31391311

>4chan
>Social outing

A valiant attempt, OP.

>>31391350
>trying to debate terms
>op clearly stated *your* next social outing
>as in you will be there

You literally cannot be this retarded.

>>31391409
>your next social outing is at a birthday party
>>you are inside using the bathroom while the shooting happens
Your duty is still to retreat.

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>>31391498
>Your duty is still to retreat.

>>31389230
This.

>>31389224
Save the day in such a way that everyone see's it. That way I get my 15 minutes of fame and possibly might hit it off with my oneitis.

Would feel pretty good

>>31391537
Mein schwartze. Heroism isn't common. You're not gonna be a hero. Legally speaking, retreating when you can is the most safe thing you can do for yourself.

>>31391660
There's nothing heroic about killing an active shooter. I'm not going to kill the guy because I want to be a hero; I'd kill him because I have a decade of hatred and discontent brewing inside me that is positively SCREAMING to be unleashed against a valid target.

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>>31391757
>I'd kill him because I have a decade of hatred and discontent brewing inside me that is positively SCREAMING to be unleashed against a valid target.
Shut your goddamn mouth, now. Don't say that to anyone ever. Unless you want to lose your anal virginity in fed prison.

>>31391660
I would shoot him cuz he'll kill other innocent people if I don't stop him. If I can save a life or two by using my weapon then I will.
Your 'me first' mentality is pretty much why they shouldn't allow guns to pleb scrubs in the first place, you only become liability and useless in overall sense.

>>31389224
I tell them they have the wrong number and change my target because someones onto me.

>>31389224
I hang out in a mosque.

>>31389224
Invite my inlaws

>>31391880
>Your 'me first' mentality is pretty much why they shouldn't allow guns to pleb scrubs in the first place,
You realize that legally in many places, it's a man's duty to retreat unless he is being directly engaged? Grow up, a bit. If you expect a man with a gun to protect you from the bad guy (if you dont have a gun yourself), you oughta beg your mother to resume breast feeding.

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>>31391970
>implying I don't still get that sweet boobs milk

>>31391970
Again, you're a liability and completely useless. Just give up your guns.

>>31390157
"""""glued""""" bolt

>>31389246
TOP KEK

Does gym or school counts as social outing?

If so I'll just disassemble my shotgun and hide in the restroom, when shots start flying I'd have a pretty nice shotgun waiting for him with some magnum slugs

>>31389327

Curse myself for not having enough penetration.

>>31389224

call the police and stay home if I think it's credible, go anyways if I think it's bullshit but carry nonetheless

>>31391320
Kek. Next social outing you go to will involve a cop shooting at you. The prophesy fulfills itself.

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>>31389327
Realize the FBI minimum of 12 inches wasn't enough.

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I would stay frosty

Plot twist:
[spoiler] You are the active shooter. [/spoiler]

>>31391757
>there's nothing heroic about killing an active shooter and saving countless lives

>>31389224
I invite a bunch of people I hate out somewhere and bug out as soon as a stranger shows up.

>>31391757
>I'd kill him because I have a decade of hatred and discontent brewing inside me that is positively SCREAMING to be unleashed against a valid target.
lol

>>31389224
>Social outing
>Come up from basement
>Mom made tendies in the toaster oven
>remember /k/ thread
>shoot mom with my homemade zip gun
>Ruger LCP drops out of her blouse
>see her tits
>furiously mastrubate
>Cum everywhere
>Just like Evangelion
T-they were r-right again!

>>31389230
came here to say this

>>31389224
I give him an ocular pat down as I quickly assess and then diffuse the situation

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>>31389320
But they're clearly not. What the fuck are you even getting at by saying this, you looking to start shit motherfucker?

>Go to a BLM protest as my next "social outing"
>Sneak away when the shooting starts

I would be scared as shit , get the closest people that I know to stick with me and plan escape . If shooter is at distance, I will then pull out the old trusty cz p07 . During the time between the first shot and me pulling out my gun, I will plan on how to deal with said situation with said gun. Probably guns blazing , if you want an honest answer. Of course I would be nervous as fuck pissing pants

>>31389224
Cancel event

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>>31389224
>social outing

what kind of casual do you take me for?

>>31389224
The gun kata. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon; with each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of returned fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less then 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas, an adversary not to be taken lightly.

>>31389230
this, coupled with calling the two of my friends i actually care about n tell them not to go.

>>31390157
That's not glue, Anon

>>31395347
Clever girl