If your boat starts to sink and you call the coast guard do you

You pay them through taxes.

>>31371089
No

>>31371089
How does this involve weapons?

Not unless you're doing something stupid or illegal

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>>31371089
You *thank* them for their service, not pay for it

If they have to save you due to your own negligence (e.g. you run out of gas because you didn't fill up) then yes. If they have to save you due to something out of your control (e.g. some drunk boater rams into you and causes you to take on water) then no.

But also like >>31371102 said, you pay for them indirectly either way.

>>31371089
You suck their dicks, ask your dad.

>>31371106
Because costies are /k/ and /out/ would take forever to answer.

Thanks guys.

>>31371089
no but don't forget to tip

>>31371089
I came here for the pineapple.

>>31371089
Planning on having a boating accident, anon?

>>31371169
Oh okay, sorry for the autism

Is this Sarah Underwood? Face looks like it and dem titties match.

>>31371295
Nah, was just watching that program about bering sea fishing and got curious.

You press X to show respect.

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>>31371396
Dats right. She was a better fuck bunny back then without the oversized tities tho.

>>31371471
can some shop this bitch I want more of that landscape

>>31371089
No, but they won't save your boat. However, if you call the CG on a 'crank call' they will fine you excessively. IE, charge for all the stuff they sent to look for you. I believe that it's over $10k an hour on their HH-60 usage.

>>31371537
I second this, but I would also like more of that cock tease.

Sara Underwood is an absolutely beautiful woman.

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>>31371089
No

>>31371471
>be asian
>want blonde gf
>don't want to be a race mixer at same time

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>>31371537
>>31371646
>wants landscape pron

>>31371736
Thanks for recognizing your inferior genes

>>31371743
Utah is the prettiest state IMO and this is coming from a guy who lived in Alaska

>>31371743
If you look closely you can see Joshua Graham in that pic

>>31371736
What you need to do is set up a selective breeding program with other asian-blonde couples to produce Blonde Asianish people.

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>>31371879
>>31371879

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>>31371736
You're doing the right thing.

>Mfw white and attracted by chinks and negroes

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>>31371925
*Not attracted
Stupid keyboard

>>31371925

>not attracted by

so... chinks and negroes don't find you attractive? or they don't "attract" to you? what the fuck are you saying?

>I'm not attracted to chinks and negroes
>chinks and negores are not attracted to me

those are sentences that make sense. try again.

>>31371471
Very nice but she needs to do more physical training to tighten up, especially here ass which is too couch potato here.

>>31371736
Fucking dumbass. I'm hapa, and guess fucking what? If my dad was such a cuck piece of shit he believed in "race mixing" I'd fucking kill him too. You're only subhuman because you buy that shit.
>Not wanting ubermensch hapa kids

Fucktard.

>>31372242
youre actually subhuman though and your father was a cuck for resorting to procreating with a slant eyed asian.

>>31371471
These days her IG is just ass shots, or as i call them "Nig Bait"

>>31372408
>These days her IG is just ass shots
Isn't that what all of IG is? Legitimately asking. I don't have any kind of social media so all I know about IG is second hand conversations which always involve some (pseudo) celebrity and/or attention whoring with almost-nudes.

>>31371773
The Burned Man lives in Zion.

>>31371089
Ambulance charged me where I live, sure the coast guard will find a way to charge you for saving your ass, better than drowning.

>>31371736
hafu girls are cute

>>31372242
>I'd fucking kill him too.
Who else have you killed? Is that you Elliot?

>>31371925
>yfw white
>posts a colombian