An army of 200 pound gummy bears is coming to rape and kill

>>31347739
200 starved African children

>>31347747
I'd buy tickets to that. I don't think it'll turn out how you'd expect, though—if the African children were any good at eating anything, they wouldn't be starving, now, would they?

>>31347747
It won't work. These aren't fried chicken and watermelon flavored gummy bears.

All the fat women from Women's Studies.

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A high-capacity military-style assault spoon.

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>>31347790
>>31347785
Nice try, but the gummy bears have a secret weapon of mass destruction called diabeetus. It will kill you and your fat feminist army before you kill the gummy bear army.

flamethrower

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>>31347739
A flamethrower. Didn't you mongoloids do the flaming gummy bear experiment in chem class?

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WOLOLO

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an oldie but goodie

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>>31347815
>>31347819
The gummies will only melt onto your skin, forming a napalm-like substance that will kill you. You will not be able to stop gummy kamikazes.

>>31347764
>>31347779
Ok, 2000 starved African teenagers armed going full Shaka Zulu. I fly from above in a helicopter raining down Kool Aid on the gummy bears.

Now will it work?

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I don't have to do shit senpai, the 70% humidity of the south will take care of my problem for me.

>>31347819
>flaming gummy bear experiment in chem class?
no... what do they drop the bear in?

>>31347819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbDEBczCoyE

>>31347858
A hot test tube sometimes with potassium chlorate as a catalyst. But gummy bears are like 100% sugar goo so they light up like roman candles from all that chemical energy in the sucrose.

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>>31347823
Underrated post

>>31347860
so molten potassium chloride is the answer.... I got a 5gal tub of that in the garage im sure

>>31347848
Not if the gummy bears are armed with job applications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8

A flood of cheap vodka and a crowd of stupid frat kids.

I'll just invite the folks from the nearest haes movement. Kill two birds with one stone: right after eating all the gummie bears and a few of their weaker kin the fatties should die from exhaustion.

>>31347823
kek

>>31347891
They can't read, so they wouldn't understand. They haven't evolved enough, or should say, devolved enough to be afraid of it.

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>>31347823
roar

>>31347884
Potassium chlorate. It's an oxidizer.

Potassium chloride wouldn't do much.

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>>31347739
Deploy Steve

pic related

>>31347739
Get a red hot nickel ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKzxnY1oXLQ

>>31347739
My 80 series landcruiser will work nicely.

2nd gear low range with central, front and rear diff locks engaged will make for easy cruising through a wave of gummi bears.

Keep a few .223s for finishing up any stragglers. The cavitation chockeave from the .223 will ensure a decent amount of damage.

>>31347739
300lb fat /k/ guys to go eat them